Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

TheGooGooMuck said:
Since Josh got demonetized on youtube, it took him a week to set up streamlabs. He went live yesterday. In a fuck up that only our gothic lord could accomplish, Josh entered his email incorrectly on streamlabs. gothickingcobra@gmil.com ... donations with troll names pour in. Donors and the chat warn him that donations are getting refunded, but Cobes is much too smart for the trolls. He also ordered a sandwich to celebrate all the donations he (thought) was getting.

As always, Bitesize has captured it all.

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Poor spelling coming in nicely, toobs. TMDWU
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
No idea because it's from his subreddit, where it's also tagged with "Homedad Clint" which makes it redundant. Also because Clint Saunders is debatably more of a public figure than Cobes because of his weird art shows.
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Ah okay, yeah the sub reddit is weird since nearly all of them seem to alog him 24/7.
 
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Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2 said:
Ah okay, yeah the sub reddit is weird since nearly all of them seem to alog him 24/7.
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His subreddit is so strange. You can’t make a serious remark about his behavior or ask any legitimate questions with out getting a response like “get slayed troll” or “twu.” I also really don’t understand who these people are donating to him all the time. Is it the subreddit or RCN? Someone donated $10 this morning to ask him if he plays video games, if that doesn’t scream retard I don’t know what does honestly.
 
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Saw the tables of tyranny said:
His subreddit is so strange. You can’t make a serious remark about his behavior or ask any legitimate questions with out getting a response like “get slayed troll” or “twu.” I also really don’t understand who these people are donating to him all the time. Is it the subreddit or RCN? Someone donated $10 this morning to ask him if he plays video games, if that doesn’t scream retard I don’t know what does honestly.
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Something wonky is going on with his PayPal. I don't know if its still the misspelled email, I thought he fixed that, but Josh has spent days trying to get $400+ out of his PayPal with no luck. When streaming he is often on paypals page saying "something went wrong" or on the phone with PayPal getting lost in the menu. But he keeps assuring us that its alright, PayPal will get it sorted. I don't know much about how chargebacks work, but the streams of $5 troll tips seem to imply Josh's wallet is in for a dry spell.
 
dingobaby said:
Something wonky is going on with his PayPal. I don't know if its still the misspelled email, I thought he fixed that, but Josh has spent days trying to get $400+ out of his PayPal with no luck. When streaming he is often on paypals page saying "something went wrong" or on the phone with PayPal getting lost in the menu. But he keeps assuring us that its alright, PayPal will get it sorted. I don't know much about how chargebacks work, but the streams of $5 troll tips seem to imply Josh's wallet is in for a dry spell.
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Paypal is notorious for kicking people (and keeping their cash) for the slightest amount of unusual activity. Between fucking up the email initially and people fucking with chargebacks combined with the possibility of weens probably reporting him "for fraud" for whatever reason, he might be days away from getting shitcanned and his cash taken.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Paypal is notorious for kicking people (and keeping their cash) for the slightest amount of unusual activity. Between fucking up the email initially and people fucking with chargebacks combined with the possibility of weens probably reporting him "for fraud" for whatever reason, he might be days away from getting shitcanned and his cash taken.
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I don't know enough about chargebacks. I've read to prevent pissing off paypal, don't withdrawal money until the donator is beyond a certain chargeback date. Josh is attempting to transfer donations as he's getting them live...

How do people like DSP manage to keep paypal on their good side?
 
ShiningBrightly said:
this is probably the best rap he's ever done

EDIT: media tag doesn't work with timestamps i guess? or im dumb https://youtu.be/upUS18oqoiU?t=1558
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You know people always say how horrible he's aged but I feel like this version of Cobes probably looks the most human. He's a very ugly human, but he looks like an otherwise normal, balding , unkempt person. Young Jord looked like he had too little face stretched across too much head. His lightning quick speaking style was much weirder than his burnout droning now, too.

 
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