Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Sound on this is terrible. I can't hear what he's saying half the time.
start: Got a pipe. Smoking his pipe and dring PBR
5:04: Starts cooking
48:50 Finished burger
 
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He also posted a chillin stream:
(working on an archive small enough to upload)

Edit: Success!

 
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New BCV:


Looking a his dong pic is gay bros!

Kobes drank a bottle of Jack Daniels and played guitar in memory of Eddie Van Halen.

Latest Chillin stream:

Start: Talks about a McDonalds YouTube challenge he tried to do for YouTube but got too full so he's not going to upload it. He ordered extra salt on all his food and regrets that choice.
Drinking all day because Eddie Van Halen died.
14:00 Trolls donate to talk shits
17:00 Shills tactical soap
21:00 Fart noises are funny
25:00 Kobes has been casting dark spells against WuFlu
27:00 Going to wash his sheets. Donate to talks shits. Talks about getting the smoking hot of age goth girl of his dreams eventually. Good things take time.
37:00 Eats his renaming burger on stream and do a review even though he's still really full. Doing it for the fans. Can't finisj it so he puts it in the fridge for later. He regrets trying to eat that burger.
 
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He's just now finding out that his PayPal has been flagged for over 57 chargebacks, he's "on hold" and doesn't understand that they are getting their money back if he can't prove they received the services, 285 dollars of chargebacks and he can't wrap his head around the fact that it's gone
 
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He got Dominoes pizza, threw a load of Doritos on it and ate it on stream.
He drinks the garlic butter :O
If you're ordering Dominoes online, donate to St. Judes.
Cheat day pizza foodgasm
Kobes loves soda pop, except caffeine sugar free soda pop
Self stirring mugs are good for people who need it because they're handicapped. Not good for people who just like the technology.
 
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Archive of Thursday’s Chillin stream

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Shilling his new shirt.
People suck I need a beer- it's funny because it's true.
Beer review.
Shills tactical soap
15:00 cartoon voices
21:00 Trolling telemarketers
26:00 Talks about vaping
27:56 Vocal warm up. Talks about Halloween and trick or treating. Might bring a Ouija board to the cemetery and film it for YouTube. Talks about women dressing slutty on Halloween.
50:00 Vocal covers (King Diamond)
58:00 Refuses to cover a Misfits song after seeing the lyrics
1:17:00 Vocal covers (Iced Earth I think - It sounds like he's being interfered with)
1:24:00 Looking for ZZTop Feet lyrics LOL
The rest is just low effort mumbling.



Talking about lighters, being single and gender relations.



Straight away banning trolls from chat.
Gender relations. Literally talking about itchy vaginas. :O
12:39 Shills tactical soap KingSoapra JFS! (I'm just gonna type that from now on :biggrin:)
15:00 Gives relationship advice
23:00 starts looking up videos or psycho girlfriends smashing game consoles because they are sore losers. Has a whole rant about this.
43:00 Donate to talk shit is $6.66 might change it to $4.20
49:09 mentions his Xvideos account
51:56 Changes it to $4.20
54:47 Talks about Paypal holding back some of his money because of chargebacks.
57:03 Watches Jeff Dunham videos
1:13:18 is where he links his xvideo but I can't see it in chat replay. Back to watching videos. Donate to talk shits.
1:38:17 Piss break. Back to watching videos.
1:45:13 Goes to check the mailbox
1:48:43 Kobes number.png He cuts off the TTS and skips past it. Obligatory do not call Kobes.
All the DTTS are people calling him a chomo.
1:53:00 Checking his emails. Delivery issues with his tactical soap. Ranting about chomos.
1:57:36 Watches a video a fangirl sent him. Calls USPS
2:11:40 Kobes doxing.pngGets a prank phone call and doxes the number. Back to watching videos.

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Stream from today:


Start: Intro and pipe smoking. There will be a cure for the pandemic. Scientists are working on it because scientists invented fart spray. Think about it.
8:50 Hey there Delilah SpongeBob vocal cover
10:00 Talking about Justin Bieber. Watched the Comedy Central roast of him.
17:00 Talks about music and the wand selling business
18:30 Viking ancestry = large biceps and IRL tough guy
21:00 More about Justin Bieber - very jealous B ieber got a record deal and he doesn’t have one
34:00 Ranting about trolls and his subreddit. All the hate is because he has aspergers and they are jealous of his fame
40:00 King Soapra JFS! Women love the smell of tactical soap. Back to talking about trolls.
1:01:00 Vocal Cover. Suicide PSA
1:09:00 How to eat a burger correctly - Checkmate trolls
1:13:00 Donate to talk shit making a joke about his dead dog. Rants about this and then starts talking about satanism
1:18:00 Explains how wands work
1:28:00 Creep Nirvana lyrics. Eventually figures out its Stone Temple Pilots. Does vocal cover
1:40:00 Talks about being Goth
1:49:00 More about Justin Bieber
1:53:00 Vocal cover Primus
1:57:00 Ranting about inconsiderate cyclists/ roller bladers/ scooterists
2:03:00 Smartphone rant. Tries to Primus cover again.
2:09:00 Vocal Cover Money for Nothing. Last stream was flagged. Probably because he showed the phone number of the person who called him. Rants about Paypal.
 
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Josh's wand apprentice, Warlord Alex Campbell created his own youtube channel:

It's as awful as you would imagine
embetering thoughts from all the broken parts parts that like all tools r meant to be broken and repaired u r the tool of the allfathers will everything happens for a reason the allfather ordaned it so .
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In the comments of his second video he doxxed himself. This has to be record time for self doxxing:

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Spoiler alert. It's a trailer:
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The "interview" was just a big RCN and Courtney Neidt dog and pony show, frustrates me to no end how they puppet Josh around like they're his handlers. rate me MATI but it's done more damage to Josh than any one troll ever did.
 








Videos from yesterday:


Shows off an Ozzy t-shirt with a cobra on it that a fan sent him.

Happy birthday Sharon Osbourne.

Straight into giving relationship advice.

-Be okay with yourself

-Nobody likes a tease

-Double standards for what men and women can say to each other when they’re flirting.

-Don’t let people affect your self-worth.

One of these days Kobes will get a smoking hot of age goth girlfriend and the trolls will eat their words!


Start: Finally received his tactical soap delivery. Talking about online stalkers.

6:00 Starts playing guitar

17:00 Talking about guitars. Starts playing a different guitar.

22:00 Different guitar – acoustic

26:14 Goes to the mail box

28:35 Returns with some packages. Opens them on stream.

30:00 Flaming hot Cheetos Mac & Cheese – might do a cooking and review video.

31:00 DTTS’s

36:00 King Soapra JFS! & DTTS’s

49:00 Troll rant & relationship rant

1:03:00 Vocal Cover – Bullet with Butterfly Wings (almost unrecognizable)

1:12:00 Trolls are obsessed! Troll rant. Entrapment.

1:19:00 Talking about the troll fan girl video that was sent to him.

1:25:29 Halloween

1:26:00 Vocal Cover
 
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'Ol Stinky said:
The "interview" was just a big RCN and Courtney Neidt dog and pony show, frustrates me to no end how they puppet Josh around like they're his handlers. rate me MATI but it's done more damage to Josh than any one troll ever did.
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I agree it's dumb as shit, but not much more harmful that what he can do to himself. I'm confused on how these people gained his trust in the first place, because he is usually pretty weary of talking to other people. That woman was pretty insufferable too, she kept getting Cobes to drink more when he was already shitfaced and pretty non-responsive.
 
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