Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Latest stream:

Start:
- Talking about a troll who texted him – glad they aren’t streaming now.
- Shows off his wicked plasma lighter.
- Gives relationship advice about how to deal with women when they are in bad moods.
6:35:
- Mango swisher review
- Does a PSA about smoking
- These kids and their vaping
10:12
- More relationship advice
- Advice for getting along with an of age woman’s parents
- Women do things to push buttons on purpose
15:00
- South Park
16:47
- More relationship advice
- Trolls & paypal charge backs
19:45
- Shout out to Cool Taste, Kobes would help him find an of age girlfriend too.
- Troll rant
22:45
- He gets his perspective from older couples, says it’s not relationship advice just his perspective and you don’t need to take his advice


Stream from yesterday:


Start:
- De-venoming snakes is cruelty to animals
- Watching a Butterfield video about body positivity
- Subscribe to Butterfield
- Shills his shirts
7:27:
- Some valuable first date advice
- King Soapra shills tactical soap as part of his advice
9:30:
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
- Double standards for genders flirting in society
12:20:
- Advice on dealing with parents
- Back to first data advice, more tactical soap!
15:00:
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
18:41:
- Starts the Butterfield video
- Trolls are jealous of him, his dad thinks they are dumb too
21:50:
- Respect women unless they are being disrespectful
- Double standards - women can hit men
25:20:
- Nothing wrong with taking pride in being 80% British
- Kobes making money off of trolls
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
- Kobe’s trolls are delusional and he feels sorry for them
46:00:
- Ranting about Justin Bieber again
- Troll rant
- DTTS’s
59:00:
- Back to watching the video
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
- Double standard between genders with body positivity
- Googles definition of feminism
1:08:00:
- Ranting about feminism
- Trolls will be sorry when Kobes finally finds the of age goth girlfriend of his dreams
1:13:20:
- Bathroom break
1:14:00:
- Back to watching the video and talking about feminism
- Double standards with fat shaming
1:21:00:
- Collects his food
- He ordered a burger and fries from Hardees
- Ranting about fast food
- Talks about Kate Upton Hardees ad
- Double standards in body standards in society
1:34:00:
- Chocolate flavoured beer review
- Back to watching the video
- No one wants to eat healthy
1:37:14:
- His hat is crumpled up on purpose – it’s called fashion sweaty!
- People who eat kale are miserable
- Peter Griffin voice
- His burgers are better than any fast food restaurant’s burgers
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
1:47:00:
- Talking about troll who tried to catfish him. Calls troll an F slur
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
- Body positivity mukbang
1:50:54:
- Back to watching the video
- Men also have unfair body standards expected of them
- Bacon goes well with Chocolate beer
1:54:00:
- Eats burger like an apple
- Burger review
- Double standards in fat acceptance movement for different genders
- Troll rant
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
2:03:00:
- Bathroom break while ranting about gender equality
- If we all ate the same food and did the same activities we would still have different bodies, not everyone can be gifted with Kobes’ wonderful metabolism
2:09:00:
- Both genders suffer from victimhood complex
- Back to watching video
- Ranting about women and biology
2:18:00:
- Talking about of age relationships
- Chocolate beer and Coca Cola drink combination
- Chocolate flavour Coca Cola tastes great apparently
- Ranting about feminism
2:24:00:
- Relationship rant
- Kobes dox.png Address doxed in chat
2:26:00:
- Visits his subreddit and fake laughs at the posts
- Watches the rest of the video
2:44:54:
- Refuses to sing Ram ranch with the original lyrics and sings it with his own lyrics.

Stream from October 12:

Start:
- Had fun doing the interview
- Getting eye surgery again at the beginning of November
- Tried to unblock everyone he had block on his YT
6:25:
- Watching Bob’s burgers on stream with headphones in and laughing periodically
26:00:
- If you don’t like watching him laugh at cartons you can’t see or hear don’t watch!
33:25:
- Watching Family Guy on stream with headphones in and laughing periodically
59:00:
- Ranting about women
- Back to watching cartoons
 
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I really don't want to take dating advice from a guy who looks like he has to but whores to get his rocks off
 
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Short video talking about some wands he's making for Halloween for his Etsy

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Chantal showing off the hot new kingcobrajfs shirt. Praise cobra's magic 🙏
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edit: Fixed the image
 
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Latest stream:


Start:
Getting wands ready for Etsy, making Halloween colors
Had a shower
KIG Soapra JFS!
Troll rant
Shows off wands and staff he’s putting on Etsy
DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
8:40:
Voal cover recordings
The shirt he’s been wearing all week is still clean because he doesn’t sweat and usees tactical soap
27:00:
Telling bad airplane jokes super aggressively
DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
39:14:
Listening to some music
Talking about weed
46:12:
Casts a spell to stop wuflu
53:50:
Listening to music on his headphones
1:09:00:
Goes out to check his mail
1:19:00:
Returns
1:23:00:
Vocal cover Ozzy
1:37:00:
Vocal cover Cotton eye Joe
1:54:00:
Vocal cover
 
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Jenny frum the Blawk said:
So the mods on reddit decided to delete my video I got from Joshy poo. Is here a place I can drop it, without being banished? Oprah is the biggest gatekeeper.
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Pretty difficult to get banished here for posting content. Click the triple dots and "insert video". Best to host it here as it might get pulled elsewhere.

Are we about to see Josh's gothic dong (again)?
 
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Jenny frum the Blawk said:
So the mods on reddit decided to delete my video I got from Joshy poo. Is here a place I can drop it, without being banished? Oprah is the biggest gatekeeper.
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Josh jerkoff video incoming. Yeah, if you host it on the forum you'll most likely be fine. This place isn't reddit.
 
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Latest stream:


Start:
Never takes a break from YouTube
He will eventually get an of age Goth girlfriend
Getting new glasses soon
Watching Hunter Avalone video
4:50:
Age gap relationships aren’t a big deal if both are over 18 eg. early twenties and thirties.
Reminiscing over bottle opener Stephanie bought him
7:46:
It’s society's fault he has to wait patiently for an of age goth girlfriend
Talks about the dude who catfished him pretending to be a 22 year old
Talks about a teacher molesting a student
11:30:
DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs.
Who cares if he doesn’t find an of age goth girlfriend. Society pressuring people to date.
A lot of chicks in town want to date him
14:00:
He is improving gender relations with his livestreams.
Talking about being a YouTube celebrity
King Soapra JFS!
18:29:
Advice on how to spice up gender relations in the bedroom. Tactical soap of course, bath bombs and essential oils.
20:00:
Goes back to watching the video. Shame on the girl for lying about her agde and shame on the dude for not backing off when he found out she was under age.
DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
Might do a poot gang tshirt
32:00:
Politics rant for no apparent reason what so ever
Talks about what he would do if he won the lottery
38:50:
Yelling about the age of consent
Arguing with chat about building a house out of popsicle sticks
42:19:
Kobes is only pretending to be retarded
He won’t go lower than 21
48:00:
Starts watching a Hunter Avallone video about fat acceptance
His apartment complex is haunted
Starts ranting about fat people
54:09:
Talks about waiting for the right girl and being a sexy YouTube celebrity that gets recognized by of age girls all around town
1:02:00:
Ranting about Barbie brainwashing girls
Lecture about moderation with food and alcohol
1:07:00:
Randomly makes a point about not sexualizing children
1:13:30:
DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
Not related to Ellen
Not trying to date Ellen
Piss break
1:18:00:
Ranting about gender relations
Eating some nuggets
Echos everything Hunter says in the video
1:31:34:
Drinks sauce
Explains how you can use a phone to record EVP’s
1:42:00:
Owning the trolls by sorting out his charge backs
1:47:00:
Smelling his chair to prove to the trolls that he is not a stinky goblin - this is my new favourite insult
- Back to pay pal admin
1:58:00:
Doesn’t mess with the ghosts too often because he doesn’t want them disturbing his neighbours
Chokes on a nasty fart
Still doing pay pal admin
2:17:00:
Vocal cover - Wesley Wills fuck you
2:24:00:
Vocal Cover Kraftwerk Calculator LMAO
2:30:57:
More charge back pay pal admin
Troll rant
2:37:44:
Piss break
2:42:18:
Vocal cover Ozzy I don’t want to stop
2:53:27:
Centering his mind to prepare to talk to the ghosts
Stalling because he needs his phone to charge
Talking about ghosts
3:07:02:
Pours some beer on his ouija board for the ghosts in his apartment
Still stalling
3:10:00:
Starts his EVP
3:12:00:
Tries to summon ZuZu
Doesn’t pick up any ghostly sounds on his recording, just him talking and burping
Tries again
3:23:00:
Sassy ghost tells Kobes to mind his own business
Tries again and hears a ghost respond
Tries again

I prefer his master of the dark (f)arts content much more than his usual ranting stuff. Hopefully he does more this spooky season.
 
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