Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Beluga said:
@Ellesse_warrior How can you watch a 5 hour long livestream without wishing for death? No disrespect to Hosh obviously but I couldn't stand watching a 5 hour anything!
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I watch him on X2 speed but I like his streams. They are cosy but also repulsive.


Latest chillin stream:
Start:
- Working on a purple wand
- New mic kicks ass
3:28:
- Gloating about being able to follow the mic instructions to own the trolls
- Demon voice
- More stand up comedy style jokes (airplane food, library)
6:30:
- Shills Marlboro Gold not a sponsor
- More stand up comedy style jokes (trolls)
8:20:
- Vote
9:06:
- Watching videos on YouTube
10:17:
- Gender relations rant
13:52:
- Trolls
- Gender relations rant
14:50:
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
16:01:
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs.
- Gender relations rant
18:20:
- Mic died
- Fuck the haters
20:21:
- Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
22:42:
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs.
Get’s cut off mid rant


Start:
- Turned off talk to text because the trolls were being bold.
- Gender relations rant
- Refunding DTTS’s to own the trolled.
- Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs.
- Troll rant
8:30:
- Starts watching Presidential debate
- 40K people dying from Wuflu is nothing to sneeze at, they weill find a cure for it because they found a cure for tuburcleeosis.
- How would you feel if they called wuflu the American disease if it was made in America.
13:07:
- Tears open a bag of sweet and spicy trail mix
16:34:
- 200K people dead from coof and that’s why Kobes doesn’t bitch about his trolls.
22:22:
- The problem with politics is everyone blames the President, same thing happened with Obama.
- People love to hate Trump
- Vote!
27:11:
- Local Kasper coof update
30:00:
- Racism
31:38:
- If Trump can beat wuflu we all can. There will be a vaccine soon, it will be like smallpox
34:00:
- Biden is a sore winner and was mean to Bernie
35:40:
- Death happens.
38:00:
- What’s the deal with people attacking Presidents for playing golf?
43:00:
- Kids are gross
45:20:
- Autists were practicing social distancing before it was a thing
51:00:
- Panicking during a pandemic, you’d think it was a zombie apocalypse or something
53:30:
- Rigging the erection lol
55:10:
- Biden loves war
1:07:50:
- Mumbles something about the economy going to shit
1:21:00:
- Health insurance is expensive so we need socialised healthcare
1:34:10:
- Says he’ll continue watching he rest of the debate later on .



Start:
- There’s snow outside, it sucks
- Eating the rest of his Hardee’s food from yesterday for lunch
- Shills tshirt
- 2 wands left to make for Etsy
- Had a wicked hangover this morning
- Drinking his last beer
- Talking about the YouTuber he was watching yesterday during his stream alos gender relations
- Starts watching her videos again
6:40:
- How to make chicken alfredo
- Gender rant (leaving underwear on the floor)
- Gender rant - everyone expects sex all the time
- Girls not wanting to give head KingSoapraJFS!
- Simp = slut shaming
15:05:
- Not everyone can have super long gorgeous hair
- Both genders are obsessed with hair
- Women’s voices are whiny and annoying
17:19:
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
- Doesn’t leave skidmarks
- Gender relations rant (women clogging the shower drain with hair)
21:30:
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
- There’s nothing wrong with being a simp
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
23:11:
- Dreamhouse
- Slut shaming = simp shaming
25:00:
- Women held to higher beauty standards and their products are more expensive
- Hot of age women are entitled
27:04:
- Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
- Entitled bitches
- Kobes is a good looking dude and very humble
29:30:
- Explains feminism
- Women not wanting to suck dick rant
31:10:
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
33:17:
- Shills Tshirt
- Trolls
- He ended his dry spell
35:06:
- Opens up Alpaca
36:20:
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
37:40:
- Kobes thinks men should pay for everything because he’s an old school gentlemen
41:39:
- Blows up alpaca
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
45:00:
- Checks alpaca for holes to ensure it’s not a sex toy
- Talks to Shon
- Puts his spikey collar on the alpaca
-Blows up the alpaca again because it deflated
49:18:
- Shon rides the alpaca
50:40:
- Sacrifices the alpaca
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
-Makes fart jokes with Shon
53:40:
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
- Back to watching the video
- People have to eat Kraft singles dinners sometimes
57:00
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
- Chicks dig that Kobes makes wands
- Harry Potter chicks love wen Kobes whips out his wand in bars and stirs his drink with it
1:01:39:
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
- He is solving gender relations issues
1:05:00:
- Back to talking about dirty underwear on the floor
1:07:00:
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
- Trolls are more autistic than Kobes is
- Starts playing another video and fucks off to do something with his wands
1:12:00:
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
1:17:00:
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
- Back to watching video
1:20:50:
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
- Trolls were molested as kids and that's why they talk shit about him and his dad.
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
- Back to watching the video
1:25:00:
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
- Trolls were molested as kids
- Trolls are going to upset the CEO of Pay Pal
- Back to watching the video
1:32:00:
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
- Kobes is famous locally
1:37:17:
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
- Talking about how to eat his leftover Hardee’s burger (like an apple)
1:42:00:
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
1:43:00:
- Leftover Hardee’s mukbang
- Cold, old food review
1:47:19:
- Eats a burger like an apple
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
1:51:20:
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
1:58:00:
- Reads instructions for mic
1:59:58:
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
- Trying to figure out how to charge mic
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
2:09:50:
- Kobes sings happy birthday to Joseph Mengele
2:11:00:
- Thoughts and prayers for David Koresh
- Back to watching the video
2:16:40:
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
2:19:17:
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
- Shout out to David Koresh again
2:23:40:
- Vocal Cover Dawson’s Creek theme song
2:34:00:
- Shout out to Jerry Sandusky
- Vocal Cover He's mostly singing fuck the trolls.
2:54:00:
- Vocal cover I'm every woman Whitney Houston
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Latest stream:
Start:
  • Working on some wands
  • Got some fan mail
  • Mango swishers
  • Wands
3:30:
  • Opens up fanmail - it’s ghost peppers,CBD, a Cradle of Filth tshirt, Satanic flag, Coffee mug, candy, witchy tshirt
15:45:
  • Cleaning up
22:58:
  • Returns
  • Sniffs the ghost pepper
26:14:
  • Eats ghost pepper
  • Brings over a trash can so he can blow his nose and spit on stream
30:25:
  • Eating bread
  • Eating candy
38:00:
  • Ghost pepper fart
  • Goes to get water
39:00:
  • Drinking water from his new coffee mug
  • Talking about how spicy the pepper was
  • Starts falling asleep in the chair so he cuts the stream
 
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New Kate Winslet video feat. Kobes:

Yesterday’s stream:

Start:
  • Talking about a girl on TikTok who is mad because guys won’t spit on her while they’re having sex. Kobes is outraged.
  • Starts watching a YouTube video about it.
  • Ranting about talk shows being made for women and centered around degrading men.
11:00:
  • Starts watching a different video about landlords
18:50:
  • Black lives matter
  • Freedom of speech
22:58:
  • Grabs an energy drink
  • Back to watching the video
  • Talking about Joe Biden being creepy with children
  • Goes on a big rant about democratic and republican supporters calling each other names.
37:11:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs.
  • Back to rant about democratic and Republican supporters name calling.
39:10:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
41:51:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs.
43:44:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
47:31:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
  • Watches another video on the same channel
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
50:52:
  • Gender relations rant
  • DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
  • Gender relations rant plus mic
55:10:
  • Biden only wants to legalize weed because of all the videos Kobes made talking about all the money it would make the government
59:20:
  • Kobes explains why lesbians exist
  • Ranting about getting caught staring at girls in bars
1:05:37:
  • Kobes is okay with gays once they don’t try anything
  • DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
  • Back to ranting about lesbians
1:08:00:
  • DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
  • Mic dies
  • Gender relations rant
1:20:00:
  • Talking about Tommie (Tomi) Lauren
  • Explains misoginary (misandry)
  • Misandry causes men to commit suicide
1:27:30:
  • DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
1:29:00:
  • Women on Reddit! Of all places!
  • Poor men, women get away with everything
1:35:00:
  • Googles feminism definition.
  • Bitching about men is not feminism
  • Gender equality rant
2:40:00:
  • DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
  • There are lots of women saying I wish there were more men like King Cobra JFS
  • Gender relations
  • He is going to improve the world and though his gender relations videos one video at a time.

Saturday AM stream:

Start:
  • Half the country will say fuck Biden and half will say fuck Trump.
  • Vote
  • Wands
2:24:
  • Check out his muscles
  • Gender relations rant about clothing
  • All the girls who said no to him in High school are sorry now because he’s a youtube celebrity now.
7:20:
  • His hair is almost down to his shoulders
10:12:
  • All the people who bullied him in school are jealous now because he’s a YouTube celebrity
13:05:
  • He has been telling people to go out and vote on the wrong day LOL
17:33:
  • Working on his wands
  • Talking about double standards in dress codes for genders
  • Talking about wands
35:07:
  • Talking about ghosts
  • Back to talking about wands
39:00:
  • Talking about religion
42:21:
  • Talking about porn
46:00:
  • Back to talking about religion
59:40:
  • Finished with wands
  • Still talking about religion
  • Muslims are jealous of Americans’ freedom that’s why they attack America
1:04:12:
  • Shows his staff
1:10:00:
  • Back to talking about religion
1:12:17:
  • Watching a YouTube video
1:26:50:
  • Talk to text is no more. The trolls abused it.
  • Back to watching videos on YouTube
  • Gender relations
1:33:00:
  • Explains how to change a tire
  • Back to gender relations (Men are so oppressed)
2:02:01:
  • Shoutout to Darfliny
  • Watches an incel video
  • KingSoapraJFS!
2:20:00:
  • Talks about drinking pussy drinks at bars to fight toxic masculinity
  • Back to watching video
2:26:00:
  • Can’t beat women
  • These hoes ain’t loyal!
  • Back to watching video
2:41:00:
  • Watching another incel video
2:51:20:
  • KingSoapraJFS!
  • Complaining about being called a simp
2:59:17:
  • Goes to check out a spot on his cheek
  • Returns
  • Back to watching video
3:06:27:
  • Life is hard for male feminists
3:07:57:
  • Watching another incel video
3:14:00:
  • Women are mean to each other
  • Back to watching the video
3:19:00:
  • If you can’t produce your own children, save up your money and adopt (buy) one
  • Ranting about feminazis
  • Complaining about women
3:34:00:
  • Kobes discovers CardiB
  • Talking about WAP
  • Not fair CardiB can call women whores and men can’t because that would be misogynist
  • He is so angry
  • Uglier women are easier to please
  • Fake male feminists ruining it for the real male feminists like Kobes
 
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Josh is starting to look like a scuffed Hank Jr., TWU

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So don't ask me,
Cobes why do you drink?
Cobes, why do roll smoke?
Why must you live out the songs that you wrote?
Stop and think it over,
Try and put yourself in my unique position
If I get spiced and sing all night long, its a family tradition!

Donate to sing a timeless country classic is coming in nicely, toobz
 
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Kobes got his fashion inspiration from Zoolander
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I wish someone better at paint than me came up with that joke *sigh*

Yesterday’s stream:


Start:
  • Watching a YouTube video of a girl who’s ex beat her and her kid.
  • Kobes is disgusted
6:06:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs.
8:24:
  • Choking on his rage
  • Ranting about women
11:14:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
  • Back to watching the video
16:30:
  • Tells a really bizarre story about climbing the corporate ladder
  • Mic rant about women
  • No pusseh!
21:40:
  • He doesn’t care about ever getting laid again. He wants to solve gender relations
  • No pusseh!
30:00:
  • Gender relations rant
  • Back to watching the video
34:33:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
  • Watches another video from the same channel
37:00:
  • Wouldn’t date a single mom
41:32:
  • Owned the trolls by muting text to talk
  • Reads out some of the previous chats
  • Troll rant
45:44:
  • He’ll find a hot of age goth girlfriend someday
  • Lots of of age girls in Kasper want to date him because he uses tactical soap
51:00:
  • Ghost pepper burnt his asshole
  • Cleaning out his pipe
1:03:00:
  • Wands
1:06:40:
  • Vocal cover Linkin Park Somewhere I belong
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
1:10:05:
  • Chester was murdered
  • Puts on Good Mythical Morning episode with Chester
1:13:00:
  • Singing along to the music in the video
1:22:40:
  • Makes his bed on stream
1:31:06:
  • Vacuuming on stream
1:39:40:
  • Does some weights on stream
  • Back to vacuuming
2:00:00:
  • Smoking his pipe talking about burgers he might make
  • Checks out his Teespring to see how much money he’s made. Has to pay PayPal.
  • Burger and drinks combinations
2:11:48:
  • Checks out his wands
2:13:40:
  • No Pusseh!
  • Vocal cover ????
  • Mic dies
2:19:00:
  • Looking for legs a fee by ZZtop lyrics
2:21:40:
  • Vocal cover Legs
2:28:00:
  • Elmo impression
2:29:00:
  • Vocal Cover Supa dupa fly Missy Elliott
2:34:00:
  • Vocal cover Born to die in the gutter
2:39:40:
  • Vocal cover true love will find you in the end
 
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