Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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YOUR MOM said:
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So is this like a housing project? If Cobes plays this right he might find a nice single mom of 8 kids by 10 different dads to break the "3 year" dry spell.
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iirc he had once called his last set-up "low income housing" but that might not have been the case (if they were doing huge redesigns I guess not?) but as someone on SSI he'd probably have no choice but HUD housing or section 8 type places. Outside of a shed on Clint's property or something.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
He looks way more fucked up without his googly frog eyes. People on the subreddit say they're just dilated and once they're normal they'll look better but I don't think eyes stay dilated this long, I think he just actually looked better as a cock-eyed mongoloid.
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It was without a doubt his most defining feature. And that's saying something because he looks retarded from head to toe.
Edit: also people on the subreddit do not know what they are talking about 9 out of 10 times.
 
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After some surgeries they make you take drops that dilate your pupils. Not sure if that's the case here or what.

If it wasn't for his scraggly-ass body he'd just look like a middle aged janitor now.
 
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TheGooGooMuck said:
Trolls have started to review the Centrepointe Apartments in Casper. Assuming they haven't made a mistake, this appears to be the new Cobra lair.
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This is hilarious and sad at the same time lol. But he's also smoking on cam so...

I wish people on JewTube wouldn't pozload my negholep!
 
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I skipped through to when he lights his first cigarette and he says he is smoking with the window open, so I wonder if the apartment has some flexibility on that? They were certainly clear enough on the spray-paint that he knows to do it outside as he said that earlier, so I doubt they would be less clear on smoking. However, even if indoor smoking is allowed with the window open, there will come a day where Cobes decides not to open it. After not getting immediately punished, he will assume that it's actually fine to never open the window. From there the living conditions devolve until he is on to the next cobra lair. TWU.
 
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soulless guarantee said:
I skipped through to when he lights his first cigarette and he says he is smoking with the window open, so I wonder if the apartment has some flexibility on that? They were certainly clear enough on the spray-paint that he knows to do it outside as he said that earlier, so I doubt they would be less clear on smoking. However, even if indoor smoking is allowed with the window open, there will come a day where Cobes decides not to open it. After not getting immediately punished, he will assume that it's actually fine to never open the window. From there the living conditions devolve until he is on to the next cobra lair. TWU.
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We'll find out soon enough. I can't imagine an apartment would have a stipulation that you can only smoke with the windows open. They're usually smoking or non-smoking. He could be right that the apartments just don't give a fuck. If you look up the suspected new apartments that I posted above, they are for low income/section 8 households.

The reason Cobes is following the spray paint guidelines is because he has the brain of a 15 year old. He latches on to a singular complaint and can't expand that to the greater picture. Similarly, I suspect he was told multiple times that he smelled bad and maybe was shot down by a girl for his rank smell. Instead of realizing the problem is his clothes, heavy smoking, lack of dental/physical hygiene - he became fixated on tactical soap. Much in the way that 15 year olds don't shower but douse themselves in axe body spray. The spray paint and torch was the straw that broke the camel's back. Therefore, Josh won't fix anything else...
 
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TheGooGooMuck said:
Similarly, I suspect he was told multiple times that he smelled bad and maybe was shot down by a girl for his rank smell. Instead of realizing the problem is his clothes, heavy smoking, lack of dental/physical hygiene - he became fixated on tactical soap.
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This makes the most sense. In his mind the Tack-Tickle Sohp erases any possibility of him smelling bad. When in reality it actually just adds hog cum to the wide list of factors of his stench.

edit: live right now watching some dumb reaction videos

double edit: eyes are not bad, youtube. not bad
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The similarities between him and Chris Chan never cease to amaze me.

TheGooGooMuck said:
Trolls have started to review the Centrepointe Apartments in Casper. Assuming they haven't made a mistake, this appears to be the new Cobra lair.
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At least he's near a pawn shop. When he's low on DTS money he can pawn Shon for some booze and cigs.
 
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Why exactly are people so malicious with the trolling? I definitely would never donate money to the guy but trying to get him kicked out of his new apartment is pretty shitty. I mean he's super autistic I just feel like it is such low hanging fruit. Not trying to white knight, fully understand that trolls will be trolls but goddam it is like watching someone hit a ugly retarded puppy.
 
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