Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Lesbian Sleepover said:
Well I don't use Reddit, I do skim and scan some of their stuff here and there I would never sign up there. I have started lurking on there King Cobra threads and noted someone commented that there's a food pantry service in the building he lives in. Apparently this building is full of extremely low income people who are struggling to get by and the Reddit poster commented that he's ordered DoorDash three times in a day while people are hungry lol
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Better he eat a $40 personally delivered Big Mac order than swiping food away from people who deserve it and don't smell good.
 
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Spooky Tuning did an edit of Kobes latest stream:

Start:
- Got himself a soda pop for his video response instead of beer.
- Got his bookshelf organized
- Political correctness is out of control rant - food is racist
3:10:
- Watching Sydney Watson
- Mountain Dew is racist jokes
6:25:
- Parrots what Sydney Watson says but with his own examples
9:06:
- Racism rant
9:35:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
10:20:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
11:59:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
- Trolls
- Back to food is not racist rant
13:41:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
16:21:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
- Food is not racist rant
19:21:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
21:18:
- Checking himself out and smoothing his hair
- Bullying
- Back to watching the video
23:12:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
25:51:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
- Food is not racist rant
29:29:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
- Back to watching the video
31:33:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
35:53:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
36:05:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
- Multiculturalism you know what I'm saying
39:03:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
- Food is not racist rant
40:03:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
40:37:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
- Popsicle's are not racist rant
42:19:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
42:57:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
- Poor white men
44:30:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
46:06:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
46:22:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
- Food is not racist rant
- Water break
47:44:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
-Back to watching the video
49:07:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
- Googles who the first race who had dreadlocks is
50:11:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
- Black people culturally appropriating Aztecs
55:00:
- Hair is not racist rant
55:19:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
- Back to watching the video
56:11:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
59:00:
- It's okay to be racist against white people
59:35:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
10:20:40:
- Wake up sheeple
1:03:06:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
- Kobes dropping red pills TWU
1:04:44:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs

Edit:

Did anyone manage to grab Kobes Thanksgiving stream, looks like it was copyright struck.
 
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Ellesse_warrior said:
Did anyone manage to grab Kobes Thanksgiving stream, looks like it was copyright struck.
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Oh SME, they will copyright a sneeze if it sounds somewhat like a song.

Glad the dude found a new place to live. He’s not malicious or a scumbag. He’s just weird... and unkempt. He doesn’t deserve half the trolling he gets. He seems like the kind of person you could talk to and be like “yo cut the smoking in the apartment out,” and I feel like he might listen. Keyword is MIGHT.
 
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BallBuster said:
Oh SME, they will copyright a sneeze if it sounds somewhat like a song.

Glad the dude found a new place to live. He’s not malicious or a scumbag. He’s just weird... and unkempt. He doesn’t deserve half the trolling he gets. He seems like the kind of person you could talk to and be like “yo cut the smoking in the apartment out,” and I feel like he might listen. Keyword is MIGHT.
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he would try for a day or two. you have to constantly remind people like josh for them to follow through. otherwise it's straight back to the old way
 
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BallBuster said:
Oh SME, they will copyright a sneeze if it sounds somewhat like a song.

Glad the dude found a new place to live. He’s not malicious or a scumbag. He’s just weird... and unkempt. He doesn’t deserve half the trolling he gets. He seems like the kind of person you could talk to and be like “yo cut the smoking in the apartment out,” and I feel like he might listen. Keyword is MIGHT.
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I'm conflicted on this, because while Cobes does seem to have weird bursts of aggressive, egotistical behavior -there was once an incident (I have no sauce just heard about it a lot over the years) where he told a story about a girl he deemed ugly asked him out, and he made fun of her to her face as though he was way out of her league. Couple with the Chazz/voice actor nonsense, i feel like the second he thinks he's able to, he shits on anyone below him in a heartbeat. He doesn't because despite being a sexy gothic badboy, he's well aware of his loserdom.

That said, it's also been pointed out he's more than loyal to all of his scumbag friends. Buying them food and smokes, allowing them to live in his apartment, and in the newer, shittier documentary, about 51:27 in Darfliny tells a story about how Cobes, somehow (specifics aren't given) saved him from a suicidal depression and pours praise on the best smelling man in the world.

He doesn't deserve to be made a bum due to the work of weens, though I'd imagine given how he completely trashed his first apartment he would likely end up fucking up his own situations by his own hands all the same.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
I'm conflicted on this, because while Cobes does seem to have weird bursts of aggressive, egotistical behavior -there was once an incident (I have no sauce just heard about it a lot over the years) where he told a story about a girl he deemed ugly asked him out, and he made fun of her to her face as though he was way out of her league. Couple with the Chazz/voice actor nonsense, i feel like the second he thinks he's able to, he shits on anyone below him in a heartbeat. He doesn't because despite being a sexy gothic badboy, he's well aware of his loserdom.

That said, it's also been pointed out he's more than loyal to all of his scumbag friends. Buying them food and smokes, allowing them to live in his apartment, and in the newer, shittier documentary, about 51:27 in Darfliny tells a story about how Cobes, somehow (specifics aren't given) saved him from a suicidal depression and pours praise on the best smelling man in the world.

He doesn't deserve to be made a bum due to the work of weens, though I'd imagine given how he completely trashed his first apartment he would likely end up fucking up his own situations by his own hands all the same.
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Let this be a warning to those who may feel weak and compassion for our Lord and Savior... Josh will cut your throat if it's because he thinks that is the cool thing to do. He's entire personality is based on what he perceives as being perceived as cool and awesome and sociable. He definitely hides behind the autism wall but he does have moments of clarity, brief as they may be, and he is loyal... But I'm telling you the second he gets the opportunity and he feels he has the upper hand he will act on it.

never forget; this is the same guy who titled the video that he treats Stephanie Good because he cooked her a damn hot Pocket; and not too far after that, for some reason, another of age female offered her vagina to him and he partook.

Josh under lock and key with supervision is a good kid and always will be. Josh unleashed is a monster looking for a reason to pop off. Fortunately he's either always drunk or stoned so he'll never act on some of his more aggressive items but it's only a matter of time. He is smart enough to know not to do stupid things in front of the wrong people which is a plus...
 
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Pepper Jack said:
Rant and advice
More incel ramblings
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Finally figured out what he looked like.

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Start:
- Watches Roma Army video.
- Talking about TikTok video of dude getting his clothes ripped off by a group of girls at a party.
4:30:
- Women get away with these types of things but men can't hit women.
6:20:
- Men get sexually assaulted too
7:45:
- Slut shaming/ Simp shaming
8:47:
- Jerking off to chaturbate is different to sexual assault.
10:43:
- Women rape men too and no1curr
14:00:
- One of his scenarios of a guy not staying home from Chad's party because his girlfriend is sick and getting felt up by girls.
- Women also deal with crap sometimes.
19:21:
- Men can't hit women and that's not fair because women can hit men.
23:39:
- Feminazi joke
- Life is so hard for men.
25:00:
- People laugh when dudes get hit in the balls but no one laughs when a girl gets hit in her snatch.
26:00:
- Feminist rant
27:50:
- Men can't help but look at boobs. Like a snake charmer.
- Snake charming is illegal because it's cruelty to animals.
29:30:
- Men can't turn a chick down without having their sexuality questioned.
33:20:
- Talks about his Valentines Day money fiasco.
36:00:
- Gives Youtubing advice to Marvin the Wizard.
37:08:
- Women control yourselves when you're drunk because you wouldn't like men behaving like that.
39:19:
- Women hold more value in the dating scene.
- Female UFC is true women's Lib.
41:50:
- Women don;t buy drinks for dudes.
42:30:
- Gives advice on picking up chicks at bars.
- Talks about boobs
- Ends video giving more Youtubing advice.

It comes across like he's complaining he can't hit women whenever he brings it up. He need to stop saying it if he ever wants to end his dry spell.

Latest Chillin Stream:
Start:
- Complains about being broke.
- Will be cleaning his old apartment today.
- Won't be streaming the cleaning or making cleaning videos.
5:14:
- Re-applied for monitorisation on his channel
- He's talking to the chat for a lot of this video.
8:28:
- His eyes are doing good.
- Would never ask one of his friends to help clean his apartment.
12:00
- Talks about cleaning his old apartment
- Monitorisation
19:38:
- Says he didn't drink at Thanksgiving because he didn't have the money and didn't feel like drinking.
- He can legally drive now that his eyes are fixed.
21:40:
- Shoutout to Joseph Goebbels.
- Someone in chat tells him Goebbels was a nazi and he rants about trolls.
- Says he's going to Google the names from now on so he doesn't fall for it again.
25:40:
- Says he saw a UFO once.
27:36:
- Doesn't care about ending his 3 year dry spell.
28:20:
- Saw a ghost in his kitchen.
- He banned Kate Winslet from chat
30:50:
- Had a fight with Homedad Clint today
33:10:
- His for the holidays is to not be depressed.
36:47:
- Shill his merch
38:56:
- Kobes and Homedad Clint fought about money.
40:26:
- Might release a Christmas Album with inappropriate lyrics to Christmas carols.
43:51:
- Posts his paypal but says he's not ebegging.
46:43:
- Shoutout to Moutain Dew, not a sponsor.
48:28:
- The stain on his carpet was there when he moved in
 
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Start:
- Watches Roma Army video.
- Talking about TikTok video of dude getting his clothes ripped off by a group of girls at a party.
4:30:
- Women get away with these types of things but men can't hit women.
6:20:
- Men get sexually assaulted too
7:45:
- Slut shaming/ Simp shaming
8:47:
- Jerking off to chaturbate is different to sexual assault.
10:43:
- Women rape men too and no1curr
14:00:
- One of his scenarios of a guy not staying home from Chad's party because his girlfriend is sick and getting felt up by girls.
- Women also deal with crap sometimes.
19:21:
- Men can't hit women and that's not fair because women can hit men.
23:39:
- Feminazi joke
- Life is so hard for men.
25:00:
- People laugh when dudes get hit in the balls but no one laughs when a girl gets hit in her snatch.
26:00:
- Feminist rant
27:50:
- Men can't help but look at boobs. Like a snake charmer.
- Snake charming is illegal because it's cruelty to animals.
29:30:
- Men can't turn a chick down without having their sexuality questioned.
33:20:
- Talks about his Valentines Day money fiasco.
36:00:
- Gives Youtubing advice to Marvin the Wizard.
37:08:
- Women control yourselves when you're drunk because you wouldn't like men behaving like that.
39:19:
- Women hold more value in the dating scene.
- Female UFC is true women's Lib.
41:50:
- Women don;t buy drinks for dudes.
42:30:
- Gives advice on picking up chicks at bars.
- Talks about boobs
- Ends video giving more Youtubing advice.

It comes across like he's complaining he can't hit women whenever he brings it up. He need to stop saying it if he ever wants to end his dry spell.

Latest Chillin Stream:
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Start:
- Complains about being broke.
- Will be cleaning his old apartment today.
- Won't be streaming the cleaning or making cleaning videos.
5:14:
- Re-applied for monitorisation on his channel
- He's talking to the chat for a lot of this video.
8:28:
- His eyes are doing good.
- Would never ask one of his friends to help clean his apartment.
12:00
- Talks about cleaning his old apartment
- Monitorisation
19:38:
- Says he didn't drink at Thanksgiving because he didn't have the money and didn't feel like drinking.
- He can legally drive now that his eyes are fixed.
21:40:
- Shoutout to Joseph Goebbels.
- Someone in chat tells him Goebbels was a nazi and he rants about trolls.
- Says he's going to Google the names from now on so he doesn't fall for it again.
25:40:
- Says he saw a UFO once.
27:36:
- Doesn't care about ending his 3 year dry spell.
28:20:
- Saw a ghost in his kitchen.
- He banned Kate Winslet from chat
30:50:
- Had a fight with Homedad Clint today
33:10:
- His for the holidays is to not be depressed.
36:47:
- Shill his merch
38:56:
- Kobes and Homedad Clint fought about money.
40:26:
- Might release a Christmas Album with inappropriate lyrics to Christmas carols.
43:51:
- Posts his paypal but says he's not ebegging.
46:43:
- Shoutout to Moutain Dew, not a sponsor.
48:28:
- The stain on his carpet was there when he moved in
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I almost died why he shouted out Joey Goebbel's, that was classic.
 
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