Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
King Cobra now on Patreon
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Sexy fun and creative content? I'm... intrigued. Also smoking indoors and shredding for the neighbors? He's settling in nicely, TWU.
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In that most recent stream (creatively called... you guessed it, chillin) he seemed to make a bit point of streamlabs being disabled, as well as being in a bad mood. I know he is applying for "remonetorization" on his channel, but I'm pretty sure you can have ad monetization, YT superchats, and streamlab donations all running at the same time without breaking YT monetization terms of service. And now he opens a Patreon. I wonder if the streamlabs chargebacks were fucking with him because he would spend the money and then it would be charged back, resulting in a net negative balance in his paypal so he had to wait to cover that in fresh donations before he got into positive figures. I wonder if Clint caught wind of this and told him that he can't accept donations through streamlabs because he won't know if they are legit or are going to be charged back, so he shouldn't treat it as money in his pocket as that money can be taken away through the chargeback process (and Cobes doesn't seem compos mentis enough to appeal the chargeback). Him and Clint had some sort of argument that he admits. People assumed it was about cleaning the old apartment as that is something he has to do soon, but maybe it was about Clint telling him to quit doing streamlabs, while Cobes saw it as money he could use pretty much right away compared to a now-monthly Patreon payout and if reinstated monthly YT payout.
 
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JeNeComprendsPas420 said:
Dam, I am not sure if it the lack of alcohol but Cobes seems like he is a bit more coherent or something? He is definitely speaking more clearly.
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He was getting noticeably pickle-brained, combined with the fact that him and Homedad are apparently fighting "over money", his binge drinking the second the gets the cash has become a domestic issue that Clint has had to intervene with. For now, anyway.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
He was getting noticeably pickle-brained, combined with the fact that him and Homedad are apparently fighting "over money", his binge drinking the second the gets the cash has become a domestic issue that Clint has had to intervene with. For now, anyway.
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Did he stop smoking spice as well? That shit royally fucks with your brain too.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
He was getting noticeably pickle-brained, combined with the fact that him and Homedad are apparently fighting "over money", his binge drinking the second the gets the cash has become a domestic issue that Clint has had to intervene with. For now, anyway.
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I think getting some fresh air and moving into a clean apartment helped too. I can't imagine using spray paint in an enclosed/un-ventilated area. Those products can contain acetone, xylene, toluene, among other nasty shit. I'm surprised he's not more fucked up, to be honest.
 
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Pepper Jack said:
Did he stop smoking spice as well? That shit royally fucks with your brain too.
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I sincerely hope so, that shit will wreck the brain of a completely able-minded person. Think about the content we could be getting if Cobes gained a couple IQ points and some motivation. I am a fan of watching his life progress but I am kind of tired of every video being called "chilin" and consist of two hours of him just sitting there. I feel like older sagas were a bit more entertaining, he had more going on.
 
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TheGooGooMuck said:
Trolls have started to review the Centrepointe Apartments in Casper. Assuming they haven't made a mistake, this appears to be the new Cobra lair.
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TBH this place is a lot nicer than I assumed it would be. It has a fitness center and a community area? Holy hell, he should be encouraged to use both as much as possible!

BallBuster said:
He seems like the kind of person you could talk to and be like “yo cut the smoking in the apartment out,” and I feel like he might listen. Keyword is MIGHT.
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I've observed that he will always do the opposite of what he is told to do, and if you ask him to do something that goes against what he wants to do, that will be akin to telling.
 
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JeNeComprendsPas420 said:
I am kind of tired of every video being called "chilin"
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Having the same title for every video is something I look for in a YouTuber, people who do this are usually very interesting and weird.

Start:
- Hanging out with Darfliny. Darf has gained so much weight since his last appearance.
- Shoutouts to his Patreoners.
- Shills his Patreon
- Guitar shredding.
- Chat told him his audio wasn't on so he does some testing.
7:06:
- Shills his Paypal
8:54:
- Has a bag of cans for Darfliny to smelt.
- Still cleaning his old apartment
- Doesn't care that his xvideos account was found.
12:54:
- Darfliny introduced Kobes to Roma army
14:16:
- Watching Roma Army video
16:17:
- Brings up that it's not socially acceptable for men to hit women. Plz stop Kobes.
- Parrots what Roma Army says in her video about couples shouldn't be pranking each other for clicks.
19:00:
- Brings up that men can't hit women again.
- Says he trolls called him and sent him messages telling him to do stupid things to his girlfriend and he just hung up or deleted the messages.
24:00:
- Talking about his dry spell
- Jerk off to girls on chatterbate instead
- Being alone and sexless is not so bad.
- If you go long enough without sex you eventually become Asexual.
26:00:
- The benefits of being single
28:40:
- Tells chat he already has a pocket pussy and it works fine.
- Back to talking about how he's okay with his ongoing dry spell.
32:40:
- He'll do an apartment tour if he gets 22K subs
35:50:
- He has a job. YouTube, wands and selling Tactical Soap is his job.
- Banning people from chat.
38:00:
- Darfliny flexing
39:46:
- The NSFW Patreon will not have full nudity. He will probably wear a sock on his dick.
42:10:
- Gets a call
43:30:
- plays a voice message and deletes it because it was a troll
- Checks his teespring and Patreon.
- Answers questions from chat
52:30:
- Kobes smokes ganja for his aspergers and depression
- Darf doesn't smoke ganja
53:54:
- Green chi ball
- Darf got an email for an affiliate program with Amazon
56:58:
- Googles Ozzy songs because he can't name 5
1:03:00:
- Has to be completely out of his old apartment November 30th. Has to finish cleaning
- Loves his new apartment
- Says he makes enough money monthly to cover rent.
1:06:00:
- There's nothing wrong with his hat it's just broken in.
- Half assed circle of protection for someone in chat.
 
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Ellesse_warrior said:
Having the same title for every video is something I look for in a YouTuber, people who do this are usually very interesting and weird.

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Start:
- Hanging out with Darfliny. Darf has gained so much weight since his last appearance.
- Shoutouts to his Patreoners.
- Shills his Patreon
- Guitar shredding.
- Chat told him his audio wasn't on so he does some testing.
7:06:
- Shills his Paypal
8:54:
- Has a bag of cans for Darfliny to smelt.
- Still cleaning his old apartment
- Doesn't care that his xvideos account was found.
12:54:
- Darfliny introduced Kobes to Roma army
14:16:
- Watching Roma Army video
16:17:
- Brings up that it's not socially acceptable for men to hit women. Plz stop Kobes.
- Parrots what Roma Army says in her video about couples shouldn't be pranking each other for clicks.
19:00:
- Brings up that men can't hit women again.
- Says he trolls called him and sent him messages telling him to do stupid things to his girlfriend and he just hung up or deleted the messages.
24:00:
- Talking about his dry spell
- Jerk off to girls on chatterbate instead
- Being alone and sexless is not so bad.
- If you go long enough without sex you eventually become Asexual.
26:00:
- The benefits of being single
28:40:
- Tells chat he already has a pocket pussy and it works fine.
- Back to talking about how he's okay with his ongoing dry spell.
32:40:
- He'll do an apartment tour if he gets 22K subs
35:50:
- He has a job. YouTube, wands and selling Tactical Soap is his job.
- Banning people from chat.
38:00:
- Darfliny flexing
39:46:
- The NSFW Patreon will not have full nudity. He will probably wear a sock on his dick.
42:10:
- Gets a call
43:30:
- plays a voice message and deletes it because it was a troll
- Checks his teespring and Patreon.
- Answers questions from chat
52:30:
- Kobes smokes ganja for his aspergers and depression
- Darf doesn't smoke ganja
53:54:
- Green chi ball
- Darf got an email for an affiliate program with Amazon
56:58:
- Googles Ozzy songs because he can't name 5
1:03:00:
- Has to be completely out of his old apartment November 30th. Has to finish cleaning
- Loves his new apartment
- Says he makes enough money monthly to cover rent.
1:06:00:
- There's nothing wrong with his hat it's just broken in.
- Half assed circle of protection for someone in chat.
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I am forever grateful someone takes the time to comb through these. Between these summaries and Bitesized and skimming the streams I can adequately keep up with the Cobra lore
 
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