Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Queen Of The Harpies]

Why exactly are people so malicious with the trolling? I definitely would never donate money to the guy but trying to get him kicked out of his new apartment is pretty shitty. I mean he's super autistic I just feel like it is such low hanging fruit. Not trying to white knight, fully understand that trolls will be trolls but goddam it is like watching someone hit a ugly retarded puppy.

I agree with you. Aside from being gross and a bit of dick, Cobes hasn't really done anything to deserve that much ire.

 

[tphreak]

Why exactly are people so malicious with the trolling? I definitely would never donate money to the guy but trying to get him kicked out of his new apartment is pretty shitty. I mean he's super autistic I just feel like it is such low hanging fruit. Not trying to white knight, fully understand that trolls will be trolls but goddam it is like watching someone hit a ugly retarded puppy.

I agree with you. Aside from being gross and a bit of dick, Cobes hasn't really done anything to deserve that much ire.

Just some good'ol fashioned mean spirited bullying by a bunch of fucking A-Logs. I certainly see the similarities between Cobes and Chris Chan, but come'on, Cobes is nowhere near as reactive. He'll never be Chris Chan but I can see that people seem to want him to be that. Probably because that was such a high watermark for internet culture. Looking back at everything Chris Chan went through Cobes would never go along with half that shit. He isn't as easily tricked into emotional manipulations either because he simply doesn't care and stays drunk enough to not feel anything. I do hope he uses this opportunity to change for the better but we know he won't.

 

[Pineapple Fox]

Warlord lets us know he and Josh porked the same girl at one point, do we know who she is?

When the realization sets in

Rationalization coming in nicely toobs

Why exactly are people so malicious with the trolling? I definitely would never donate money to the guy but trying to get him kicked out of his new apartment is pretty shitty. I mean he's super autistic I just feel like it is such low hanging fruit. Not trying to white knight, fully understand that trolls will be trolls but goddam it is like watching someone hit a ugly retarded puppy.

I agree, Josh can be a smug asshole but for a lolcow he is extremely harmless, I assume the a-logging faggots that hangout in the subreddit are a lot of the culprits. I could understand if he was scamming people out of $$$ but he lives a Groundhog Day existence and doesn't have much going for him, its crazy how angry he makes some people for doing nothing.

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[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Just some good'ol fashioned mean spirited bullying by a bunch of fucking A-Logs. I certainly see the similarities between Cobes and Chris Chan, but come'on, Cobes is nowhere near as reactive. He'll never be Chris Chan but I can see that people seem to want him to be that. Probably because that was such a high watermark for internet culture. Looking back at everything Chris Chan went through Cobes would never go along with half that shit. He isn't as easily tricked into emotional manipulations either because he simply doesn't care and stays drunk enough to not feel anything. I do hope he uses this opportunity to change for the better but we know he won't.

Josh seems to be much more shy than Chris. He seems more weary to trust people online, even though it does happen. He seems slightly less gullible, but that just might be his apathy and laziness. And if we are being honest here, Chris was way less lazy than Josh (I know this is an absolute mindfuck of a comparison). Chris had some actual creative bursts and did produce many comics and medallions and other crap, while Josh pats himself on the back for 10 sticks every 6 weeks.
I think the quality that they share the most is that it's hard to feel sorry for them when things go wrong, as usually it is something that has tricked them before, or something that was in their control the entire time. It's like a knowing a train is going to crash down the road, but it's also going 5mph, so you have some time to laugh about it.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Cobra is legit the only cow I've seen give gifts to friends for no reason. It was greasy shit like cigs and tall boys but still, he has a genuine like for people. def doesnt deserve for people to try and get him thrown out again, let that happen naturally.

 

[soulless guarantee]

He looks way more fucked up without his googly frog eyes. People on the subreddit say they're just dilated and once they're normal they'll look better but I don't think eyes stay dilated this long, I think he just actually looked better as a cock-eyed mongoloid.

I've noticed that he often does this thing of tilting his head forward so that his eyeballs are looking upwards in order to look forwards. When he had the googly eyes you just thought "ah shit man, maybe he has to do that to help with the eyesight" but he is still doing it now and without the googly eyes (OK they are still sort of there but not as bad) he just looks like a really intensely staring autist. I don't know if he does this because he has found his eyesight is better when doing that, similar to squinting? But dude, you just got your cataract surgery and a new pair of glasses. Glasses are designed so that you look through the middle of the lens, not only in the top portion. When they tested his eyes he would've had to look dead ahead so the glasses should be great if he does this with them instead of autist-staring over the top.

All he needs to do is buy something like this: TUFFIOM Airbrush Spray Booth w/LED Lights Fan Filter & 6ft Exhaust Hose, Portable Paint Spray Booth for Painting. Or, ya know, just follow the rules but he's too busy getting drunk, high, and proving his trolls wrong. This lolcow still has some big'ol fat tiddies.

I watched the video on that amazon listing and I have to say that I think Josh should get one. Not because it would help with the wands (I've seen some reviews of similar things saying it doesn't do anything about the odor, just the paint particles which I assume are harmful to the lining of the lungs), but because it would be a fantastic stream to watch him trying to assemble it based on the Made In China instruction manual.

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Yeah I think the A-logs leaving bad reviews are retards. The great thing about the lone review on his previous apartment was that you weren't sure if it was actually genuine or not so it was a decent bit of comedy. If it was done by a troll, it was an artisanal troll. Now a lot of people on reddit want to catch that lightning for themselves and spam that shit hoping it gets signal boosted with upboats. If you think Cobes is a bad person who deserves to be evicted (I personally don't) then why bother being a sperg and getting involved with obvious gay ops (although this barely counts as ops...). Just watch him fuck up on his own and get your laughs along the way. I'd much rather be able to see the real-time degradation of the cobra lair rather than see him getting kicked between new units every couple of months. It's amazing how he can manage to turn a physical location into the manifestation of his personal look (and smell).

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Spoiler: ARCHIVE food hack

He ordered lots of McDonalds. Sprite mixed berry drink review TWU. He puts two breakfast sandwiches and a hash brown together to make a monster breakfast sandwich. TMDWU! How does he eat such a monster sandwich? Like an apple of course.

Spoiler: ARCHIVE of yesterdays Chillin stream

Start:
- Loving his new apartment and is okay with having to spray paint his wands outside.
- New chair, new futon, new tv TMDWU!
3:23:
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- Got a new pan for cooking too.
5:26:
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- Might do a tour of his new lair
- Monster drink review.
8:10:
- Says his new lair cost $600 a month minus electric and its smoker friendly but he's used to cracking a window open now.
8:50:
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- Going to get Shon upgraded.
10:40:
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- Smoking indoors TWU
- He's okay with spraypainting his wands outside
17:46:
- Not going to turn TTS back on
- Does some Simpsons impressions
20:26:
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- KingSoapra JFS - Also, he keeps referring to a discount link in the description which is not there in any of his videos.
23:52:
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- Troll rant
42:43:
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- Orders his last door dash for a while until he makes some more wand money
- Might do a cooking video.
50:48:
- Vocal Cover Dust in the wind TMDWU!
54:40:
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- Vocal cover Here I go again Whitesnake TMDWU!
1:00:58:
- Vocal Cover Can't help Falling in Love with you Elvis for the wet walnut gang TWU!
1:04:57:
- Vocal cover Killing Me Softly Frank Sinatra for the wet walnut gang TWU!
- Food arrives
1:14:07:
- Vocal Cover Won;t back Down Johnny Cash TMDWU!
1:19:08:
- Got McDonalds Not a sponsor.
- Mukbang
1:23:35:
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- He ordered extra patty and they charged him for it but didn't put it on his burger.
1:35:46:
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- Eats burger like an apple
1:37:36:
- Failed food challenge
- Talking about his dry spell.
1:40:50:
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1:42:19:
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- The police watch his streams so don't threaten him
1:43:24:
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- Talks about his food hack video
1:46:26:
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- Other people smoke in their apartments so it's okay for him to smoke indoors
- Trolls are jealous he got a new place after getting kicked out of the old one.
1:47:37:
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- Stream cuts off while he's talking.

New lair looks good, I hope he does a tour soon. Good to see he has a separate bedroom now. Maybe his new eyes will help end his dry spell. How do you upgrade a puppet?

Spoiler: ARCHIVE today's chillin stream

Start:
- He's loving his new place
- Watching Bell tower videos on stream
- Says he watches them a lot so YouTube suggests a lot of them to him.
5:26:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
- Subscribes to new bell tower channel
11:00:
- Starts watching Sniperwolf
24:53:
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- It's illegal to hit autistic people
28:27:
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- Googles if it is illegal to hit people with special needs. Pretty sure it's illegal to hit anyone.
- Back to watching videos
37:00:
- Watching an underwear try on video
37:59:
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- Racism rant
43:03:
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- Says he can smoke in his apartment
46:28:
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- Racism rant
52:00:
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- Troll rant
54:06:
- Kobes wouldn't go to jail if he fought another regard
55:08:
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He should do more bell tower reactions. They are much better than the usual crap he watches. His eye surgery kind of made his eyes look Asian now.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Trolls have started to review the Centrepointe Apartments in Casper. Assuming they haven't made a mistake, this appears to be the new Cobra lair.

What faggots.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

We got Sydney Watson rants on deck. Everyone's favorite.

 

[Harlock Four-Two]

Let’s pray for all the residents who share common walls with Cobes.

is that a crack-shack next door? I wonder if that will ever come into play somehow? ("no you can't sleep over in here, but I've a sleeping bag you can take to the place next door"

iirc he had once called his last set-up "low income housing" but that might not have been the case (if they were doing huge redesigns I guess not?) but as someone on SSI he'd probably have no choice but HUD housing or section 8 type places. Outside of a shed on Clint's property or something.

He very likely has what they call a "section 8 voucher" which is like a coupon that you can use at participating locations.. Let's say Josh gets 600 a month. They only make you pay a portion of what you get monthly, and the rest gets covered by the "voucher"... LOTS of people on waiting lists for those.. Some people wait literal years. If Josh screws this up, his voucher could be revoked, and he would lose about $500 a month from that voucher that specifically can only be used towards his rent. And once you get kicked, you get kicked. There are plenty of people that would be grateful for that voucher and would happily follow the rules in the apartment they get placed in. I wonder if anyone has explained this to Josh. He wouldn't lose his SSI because of it, but that sweet rent-discount coupon? Oh yeah he will.

There's a level of realism to the sexy gothic bad boy that is missing from your run of the mill cow. Most of them are so cartoonish they seem like characters, but in my opinion Cobes seems like someone you either did know at one point, or someone you think you could have encountered in your day to day business. That level of vicarious familiarity, for me, makes him more appealing to me.

I think just about everyone has known a guy like Josh at some point, because everyone town has one of "those guys"

I agree and the thing that bugs me about it the most is while the lettering is correct in that the E in Cradle and F in Filth are smaller in size just like the logo, it looks real dumb because the words are stacked down his arm instead of beside each other. Better real estate would be his sternum or lower back
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I just like the fact that when Josh wears an ordinary T-Shirt, his arms just says "Filth"

 

[JeNeComprendsPas420]

The subreddit does seem to be quite a bit more vitriolic than here. I agree the people doxxing him and actively trying to fuck his life up for no reason are absolute retards. It's weird when people try to contact Josh's father or random people that he knows. I guess everyone runs that risk when they upload shit to the internet.

I personally think it would be hilarious/interesting to see Cobes if he randomly made it relatively big and had some money and fame, like if he was on Tosh.0 or something. I know a clip of his was featured on YMH

 

[soulless guarantee]

He very likely has what they call a "section 8 voucher" which is like a coupon that you can use at participating locations.. Let's say Josh gets 600 a month. They only make you pay a portion of what you get monthly, and the rest gets covered by the "voucher"... LOTS of people on waiting lists for those.. Some people wait literal years. If Josh screws this up, his voucher could be revoked, and he would lose about $500 a month from that voucher that specifically can only be used towards his rent. And once you get kicked, you get kicked. There are plenty of people that would be grateful for that voucher and would happily follow the rules in the apartment they get placed in. I wonder if anyone has explained this to Josh. He wouldn't lose his SSI because of it, but that sweet rent-discount coupon? Oh yeah he will.

Is "Section 8 Voucher" code for "Homedad Clint"? In seriousness, I don't know the ins-and-outs of that program but I suppose in theory if he has low income then he qualifies. But even if it isn't that, I think Clint would bankroll him a bit in terms of housing. Clint does seem to want to teach some fiscal responsibility to Josh as much as possible, but it must be a Sisyphean task to try to instill these values within Josh. Unless Josh runs every transaction past Clint (not going to happen, and ultimately neither should it) I think Clint just hopes that Josh doesn't fuck up his finances too much but is happy to help out with housing costs if the worst comes to the worst. I don't know too much but he seems like a decent enough father who has had the burden of a (now adult) child with mental development problems. He's never going to feel safe with the knowledge that Josh is now able to handle life for himself, which must be quite a burden for somebody when considering their child that they love. No matter how old Clint gets, he'll always need to be there to help sort shit out like moving apartment, co-signing leases etc, at a stage when he should really be able to relax and focus on himself while knowing that his adult son is moving forward constructively with his life. I think it would be easy for a less caring father to lose contact with Josh and for Josh to eventually just wind up estranged, so I think it is to Clint's credit that the two still have a relatively positive relationship. If Clint was an absent father then Josh would have long ago been crippled with debt and/or homeless and an alcoholic (two out of three ain't bad )

(Also btw it is frowned upon on the forums to post multiple times in a row. You can add multiple quotes to one post by clicking the +quote button on each individual post you wish to quote, and then clicking insert quote in your reply draft to insert them all. You can continue to add more quotes using this method as long as you haven't posted your reply. There is a way to edit posts to retroactively insert quotes but I haven't got the hang of that yet)

 

[Big Ruski]

Just some good'ol fashioned mean spirited bullying by a bunch of fucking A-Logs. I certainly see the similarities between Cobes and Chris Chan, but come'on, Cobes is nowhere near as reactive. He'll never be Chris Chan but I can see that people seem to want him to be that. Probably because that was such a high watermark for internet culture. Looking back at everything Chris Chan went through Cobes would never go along with half that shit. He isn't as easily tricked into emotional manipulations either because he simply doesn't care and stays drunk enough to not feel anything. I do hope he uses this opportunity to change for the better but we know he won't.

Pretty weird how they both worked at Wendy's at some point. Guess they have a disability quota they have to meet lol. I mean the difference between them is Josh rebelled while Chris was smothered but both are too autistic to leave their comfort zone. I feel sad for Josh more though. Looking at his older videos, back when it was him and Stephanie living in the Cobra den, he seemed so responsible and optimistic. Now he's just a balding, bitter 30 year old doomer who wants nothing to do with life.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Is "Section 8 Voucher" code for "Homedad Clint"? In seriousness, I don't know the ins-and-outs of that program but I suppose in theory if he has low income then he qualifies. But even if it isn't that, I think Clint would bankroll him a bit in terms of housing. Clint does seem to want to teach some fiscal responsibility to Josh as much as possible, but it must be a Sisyphean task to try to instill these values within Josh. Unless Josh runs every transaction past Clint (not going to happen, and ultimately neither should it) I think Clint just hopes that Josh doesn't fuck up his finances too much but is happy to help out with housing costs if the worst comes to the worst. I don't know too much but he seems like a decent enough father who has had the burden of a (now adult) child with mental development problems. He's never going to feel safe with the knowledge that Josh is now able to handle life for himself, which must be quite a burden for somebody when considering their child that they love. No matter how old Clint gets, he'll always need to be there to help sort shit out like moving apartment, co-signing leases etc, at a stage when he should really be able to relax and focus on himself while knowing that his adult son is moving forward constructively with his life. I think it would be easy for a less caring father to lose contact with Josh and for Josh to eventually just wind up estranged, so I think it is to Clint's credit that the two still have a relatively positive relationship. If Clint was an absent father then Josh would have long ago been crippled with debt and/or homeless and an alcoholic (two out of three ain't bad )

(Also btw it is frowned upon on the forums to post multiple times in a row. You can add multiple quotes to one post by clicking the +quote button on each individual post you wish to quote, and then clicking insert quote in your reply draft to insert them all. You can continue to add more quotes using this method as long as you haven't posted your reply. There is a way to edit posts to retroactively insert quotes but I haven't got the hang of that yet)

Section 8 voucher is a gubmint coupon presented monthly to the landlord that covers a large percentage of the rent. Similar to how ADF had a place that Toren squatted in etc.

 

[RollingRock]

TMDWU

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

The subreddit does seem to be quite a bit more vitriolic than here. I agree the people doxxing him and actively trying to fuck his life up for no reason are absolute retards. It's weird when people try to contact Josh's father or random people that he knows. I guess everyone runs that risk when they upload shit to the internet.

I personally think it would be hilarious/interesting to see Cobes if he randomly made it relatively big and had some money and fame, like if he was on Tosh.0 or something. I know a clip of his was featured on YMH

Ymh would troll him too and they make almost all of their merchandise using pictures or phrases from the people they make fun of on their show which is something I find particularly distasteful. They are still selling fedsmoker merch nearly a year after he died.

 

[JeNeComprendsPas420]

Ymh would troll him too and they make almost all of their merchandise using pictures or phrases from the people they make fun of on their show which is something I find particularly distasteful. They are still selling fedsmoker merch nearly a year after he died.

I agree but at least YMH didn't actively try to get him fired or fuck with his life somehow. But yeah, I agree it is exploitative.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

How long until he gets booted from this place? 1 year, give or take.

 

[FranklinDRollsablunt]

Why exactly are people so malicious with the trolling? I definitely would never donate money to the guy but trying to get him kicked out of his new apartment is pretty shitty. I mean he's super autistic I just feel like it is such low hanging fruit. Not trying to white knight, fully understand that trolls will be trolls but goddam it is like watching someone hit a ugly retarded puppy.

Yeah the swatting thing is fucked up to do to anyone really. It‘s dangerous to everyone involved, including neighboring tenants. Not to mention a huge waste of tax payer money and not really funny. Why can’t they keep doing shit like trolling him so he vacuums his entire house again or something of the like? lmaooo. That was my favorite. And it’s wholesome as hell.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

How long until he gets booted from this place? 1 year, give or take.

In the YouTube comments I noticed someone said our Lord and Savior already received one noise complaint; I don't know how much weight or credence that has but I've been trying to find confirmation. I find it likely that he is louder now because this place looks newer and because he has more space so his voice is being amplified much more this time.

Well I don't use Reddit, I do skim and scan some of their stuff here and there I would never sign up there. I have started lurking on there King Cobra threads and noted someone commented that there's a food pantry service in the building he lives in. Apparently this building is full of extremely low income people who are struggling to get by and the Reddit poster commented that he's ordered DoorDash three times in a day while people are hungry lol