Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ellesse_warrior]

Kobes's night video from last night:

Spoiler: ARCHIVE night video

Gives the recipe for his Christmas drink combo again. Sharon Osbourne beat cancer so she can definitely beat coof. Thanks to everyone who bought his Christmas album. Talks about people panic buying toilet roll and hand sanitiser. Weird side tangent that there needs to be a dating website specifically for single parents. Single parents should date other single parents. Gender double standards. Says he thinks his album is going to sell out tomorrow or the next day. Talks about people getting annoyed by him drinking so much and goes on about how well he can handle his alcohol. Shills Tactical soap. Cleans up his liquor bottles. Says he's tired of how the media spins things and cuts the video.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Slightly off topic here, but I saw a video on youtube and the thumbnail looked so familiar.

https://youtu.be/o_U_yb8XpJc

Christmas sucks.... I need a Banjo

 

[Pepper Jack]

Kate Winslet with a short but sweet video of M'lord:

Archive:

 

[Pepper Jack]

Cobes is live:

He is doing a listening party for Cobra's Crude Christmas

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Spoiler: ARCHIVE Latest Chillin Stream

Start:

• Shills his Paypal #Donthavetodonatebutdonationsaregreatlyappreciated
• Listens to his Christmas album

2:41:

• Meant to sock these trolls away but sounds like suck

8:00:

• Shows off his 16oz bag o’tobacco
• Talking about how 2020 sucks
• Back to listening to his album

22:16:

• Checks his Patreon
• Staying loyal to Deathbed Tapes TWU
• Shills his Paypal #Donthavetodonatebutdonationsaregreatlyappreciated
• Says superchats will be activated soon
• Back to listening to his album

29:40:

• He posts in chat that it’s Black eye not black guy in his 12 days of xmas

32:44:

• He goes through the lyrics of his 12 days of xmas
• Domestic abuse isn’t funny
• Back to listening to his album

34:40:

• Explains the joke in his Jizz the season song

36:00:

• Doing a little chair dance singing along to his Christmas sex offender song

45:11:

• Checks his Paypal. He got $500 for album purchases
• Celebration song and dance
• Celebration cigarette
• Haters gonna talk shit
• 2020 is shit, we need Cobra’s Crude Christmas Carols
• Back to listening to his album

54:30:

• Says he was drunk when he recorded twas the night before Christmas but it’s funnier that way

 

[ShiningBrightly]

doing god's work here @Ellesse_warrior ty for all u do i love u

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Quick reddit recap of some good posts. Yoink! My content now!

Spoiler: posts

A Sip of Jack Daniels


CobraCoaster


Alternate Universe


Christmas Album Covers



New Cobra Crew


Someone wrote out the whole Peach Schnapps video as a narrative. It's about 10 pages long. I have attached it to this post if you want to read it

https://old.reddit.com/r/kingcobrajfs/comments/kfx061/ive_done_it_i_wrote_the_entire_drinking_peach/

How Cobra describes himself

And how he views his trolls


Josh recalls a beer commercial

And finally an Ozzy cover

TWU

Also TWO new videos!

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All of Me John Legend vocal matching​

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Hardees barnyard monster burger​

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Spoiler: ARCHIVE All of Me John Legend vocal matching

This was beautiful Kobes

Spoiler: ARCHIVE Hardees barnyard monster burger

 

[TurdFondler]

I thought riding a Harley decked out in leather was the gayest thing you could do. Then I saw motorcycle Macbeth.

Also, I think cobes is actually cool. It seems like he inherited the "be yourself at all costs" thing from his old man. Like, in the night video he's just vibing. Got his stogie, a bottle of jack and seems completely unbothered. Rock on.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Just watched the burger video from last night. He's at his old apartment? What? They are still cleaning the place up? I have a super hard time believing Josh is helping at all as the first 15 minutes of the video are him trying to balance two chicken strips on top of a burger. What a specimen Josh is.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

I thought riding a Harley decked out in leather was the gayest thing you could do. Then I saw motorcycle Macbeth.

Also, I think cobes is actually cool. It seems like he inherited the "be yourself at all costs" thing from his old man. Like, in the night video he's just vibing. Got his stogie, a bottle of jack and seems completely unbothered. Rock on.

Clint himself gas said all of these traits are clones of what he thinks are cool. Cobra is only projecting what he thinks you think is "cool".

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Just watched the burger video from last night. He's at his old apartment? What? They are still cleaning the place up? I have a super hard time believing Josh is helping at all as the first 15 minutes of the video are him trying to balance two chicken strips on top of a burger. What a specimen Josh is.

None of that shit makes any sense to me. The initial deal of "cleaning up to subtract some of the bill" was incredibly farfetched, but believable enough. It's been months, I'm sure he's done little to nothing to fix anything, and the going theory was he was being evicted so they could remodel it anyway, so nothing he could have do (and considering he must have fucked it up enough to require extensive cleaning and remodeling to rack up a $6000 bill) that wouldn't be done better by the professionals they would have to involve anyway.

i don't understand the process behind any of his involvement or what he could possibly be doing of any value to them.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Latest stream:

Spoiler: ARCHIVE video responces

Start:

• He made a new t-shirt on Teespring.
• Patriotic shirt for proud Americans

4:20:

• Showing off the stickers on his guitar.
• Guitar shredding

9:40:

• Changing guitar strings sucks (I need a beer)

10:44:

• Going to do a video response to a Sydney Watson video on Amber Heard.
• 16oz bag o’tobacco

13:30:

• Starts video and agrees with everything Sydney says

14:48:

• Men are also abused = gender equality
• Dating sucks (I need a beer)

17:30:

• Women should carry pepper spray so they don’t get raped is a better solution than telling men not to rape women

21:06:

• Says Amber Reid instead of Amber Heard LOL

24:00:

• He responds to an ad on Syndey Watson’s video
• Amber Heard ruined Johnny Depp's career
• Unfair to women like Roma Army who actually suffered domestic abuse

27:25:

• Calls Amber Heard Amber Reid again

29:45:

• Calls Amber Heard Amber Reid again

31:58:

• Says Amber Heard speaking about domestic violence is the same as if Hitler wrote a book about defending the Jews.
• Rants about a feminist book
• Rant about female privilege

40:48:

• Parrots Sydney Watson’s points

43:45:

• Double standards in music

45:00:

• Guitar shredding

46:15:

• Back to watching the video
• Maybe they just had a toxic relationship
• Glad to be single
• Guitar shredding

51:42:

• Back to watching the video

54:00:

• Nice guys getting blamed for what assholes did to women
• Guitar shredding

57:00:

• Back to watching the video
• Parrots Sydney Watson’s points

1:02:16:

• Calls Amber Heard Amber Reid again

1:03:40:

• Going to watch another video
• Shills his new shirt
• Politics
• Women in politics, women are catty to each other

1:07:57:

• Teespring
• Ordering energy drinks

1:12:56:

• Talking about energy drinks and selling t-shirts
• Checks his Teespring to see how many of his new shirt he sold. He sold one
• Shills his Teespring

1:16:00:

• Talking about his burger from yesterday.
• Politics rant

1:17:30:

• Watching video from Alyssa Marie

1:19:00:

• Just because you say these are facts doesn’t mean they are true
• Weird example of magazines saying Hilary Clinton is an alien
• Leave Tomi Lauren alone
• Calling all republicans nazis is like calling all democrats pedos because Joe Biden likes to sniff little girl’s hair

1:23:40:

• Irish and Scottish were slaves too
• Irish and Scottish people were called the enword too

1:26:40:

• Leave Trump alone
• Biden is a child sniffer though
• Leave Trump alone

1:30:20:

• Both sides are hypocrites
• Race baiting in politics

1:33:29:

• Energy drinks arrive

1:35:00:

• Back to watching the video
• Drinks review
• Media misinformation

1:42:52:

• Second drink review
• Media misinformation

1:48:00:

• Kneeling bad
• Only if you’re physically disabled it’s okay to kneel then
• Racism exists everywhere

1:50:40:

• Feminist - Feminazis

1:55:10:

• Calls Amber Heard Amber Reid again
• Leave Tomi Lauren alone

2:00:00:

• Talking abou school shooters

2:08:00:

• All sides are corrupt and wrong
• Leave Trump alone

2:17:00:

• Alyssa Marie is just jealous of Tomi Lauren’s looks and wealth

2:22:36:

• Ranting about Alyssa Marie ebegging

2:26:23:

• Shills his new t-shirt
• Why do we only talk about black and white and men and women when we talk about racism and sexism?

2:31:00:

• Vocal cover - Imagine John Lennon

2:34::49:

• Ozzy vocal cover

 

[TurdFondler]

Can someone summarize his Christmas drink recipe from upthread?

I'm still in awe that he managed to put together an album though. So many people never end up doing the shit they wanna do, but lolcows just sit down and put together albums, manifestos, novels and all kinds of shit.

 

[BallBuster]

I thought riding a Harley decked out in leather was the gayest thing you could do. Then I saw motorcycle Macbeth.

Also, I think cobes is actually cool. It seems like he inherited the "be yourself at all costs" thing from his old man. Like, in the night video he's just vibing. Got his stogie, a bottle of jack and seems completely unbothered. Rock on.

Considering Rob Halford, the Metal God made wearing leather and riding Harleys cool... then he came out gay. So you are on to something. Though Halford is still one of the most badass people alive right now.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Can someone summarize his Christmas drink recipe from upthread?

Burn a cup of swiss miss hot cocoa (not a sponsor) in the microwave. Drink that halfway down. Fill up the other half with Evan Williams eggnog. Then a splash of RumChata. After your mug is almost running over with that. Drink about a 1/3 of it, then add Jack Daniels tennessee honey to the remaining combo.
"Christmas Cocktail: Holidays in a glass, youtube"

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Kobes uploaded a night video:

Spoiler: ARCHIVE night video

Short so not doing timestamps.
- Says he's making a wand for a local customer
- Eats Reeses puffs with fight milk
- Spills the cereal all over the carpet and says he'll be spending all day Sunday cleaning his new and old apartments
- Fight milk review #notasponsorjustfreeadvertising
- Talks about reaction channels on YouTube
- Has a short rant about vegans and why hunting is okay
-Tofu bacon
- Cow farts

Edit:

Spoiler: ARCHIVE monster hydro chug

Door dash forgot his Mountain Dew so he filed a complaint and got a refund but says he might not use Door Dash for a while because of it.
Going to make a french toast burger later for a cooking stream.
Chugs an energy drink and says it has real blue flavour.

 

[ShiningBrightly]

i think, if anything, clint needs to address the whole cooking with grease situation...probably one of the grossest things he does regularly imo

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Just watched the burger video from last night. He's at his old apartment? What? They are still cleaning the place up? I have a super hard time believing Josh is helping at all as the first 15 minutes of the video are him trying to balance two chicken strips on top of a burger. What a specimen Josh is.

He went back to get the carpet from his old place. You can see it in the corner. He's going to sell his carpet. I remember some people in his chat were convincing him to do this a while ago, but I didn't think he would.
Whoever actually buys his nicotine/cum/booze/fish/mtn dew/grease stained carpet is ...a cool cobra.

 

[JeNeComprendsPas420]

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He went back to get the carpet from his old place. You can see it in the corner. He's going to sell his carpet. I remember some people in his chat were convincing him to do this a while ago, but I didn't think he would.
Whoever actually buys his nicotine/cum/booze/fish/mtn dew/grease stained carpet is ...a cool cobra.

The thought of getting close enough to that carpet to cut it and roll it up literally makes me want to vomit. If someone pays money for that I fear they may not be too many IQ points above our oldschool rockstar villain