Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

I don't believe he is using any hard drugs. I think he's too scared of them honestly. When you see him that spaced out it's most likely food, booze, weed/spice related. I don't doubt he has done some harder stuff at some point, but the post I saw about him "nodding out" is silly and just comes off as bait.
Yeah I definitely don't think he is actually on opiates, he just seems completely zonked
 
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With the way it seems like he is dying and can't breathe when he drinks too much, I can't imagine he would last long on hard drugs
 
He's almost certainly huffing the spraypaint at any given opportunity.
I don't doubt that he has, but I think if it was a common thing we would see signs of it on his teeth and mouth.

Get your brand new Cobra Merch! Fuck with the Cobra GET BIT
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This is probably my favorite of the shit shirts he's put together
 
I have asked myself why he doesn't get into some of the harder drugs, he tries to be a badass in so much of his life I wonder why he doesn't get into heroin or coke. He definitely smokes weed all the time too which probably doesn't make him any quicker.
I can almost guarantee cobra is on some form of opioid due to the itching he seems to have, once you notice, just watch one stream for a while and youll see how clear it is. The slowness and his general state when he is on one of those special deep streams are a big giveaway too. Tied into this, things have been a little shifty recently with the contact he is getting on the phone from people. Like someone asking for $8 for something and warlord leaving him a voicemail which he immediately cuts off because his live, heads to the toilet area to call him out of ear of youtube.

Been watching cobra for years and remember when the spice was really going, its nothing like that period and its not his general mannerisms and movement.
 
I can almost guarantee cobra is on some form of opioid due to the itching he seems to have, once you notice, just watch one stream for a while and youll see how clear it is. The slowness and his general state when he is on one of those special deep streams are a big giveaway too. Tied into this, things have been a little shifty recently with the contact he is getting on the phone from people. Like someone asking for $8 for something and warlord leaving him a voicemail which he immediately cuts off because his live, heads to the toilet area to call him out of ear of youtube.

Been watching cobra for years and remember when the spice was really going, its nothing like that period and its not his general mannerisms and movement.
Firstly that is hardly enough evidence to "guarantee" cobes is on opiates. He doesn't even know how to pronounce percocet let alone go procure some. Secondly he is not really itching his face enough to assume he is on percs or something.

The degradation of his voice started a long time ago, he's been talking like someone with a head injury for the last while, I doubt it has anything to do with opiates. Not even mentioning how he is usually too careless to keep anything like that a secret for long.
 
Firstly that is hardly enough evidence to "guarantee" cobes is on opiates. He doesn't even know how to pronounce percocet let alone go procure some. Secondly he is not really itching his face enough to assume he is on percs or something.

The degradation of his voice started a long time ago, he's been talking like someone with a head injury for the last while, I doubt it has anything to do with opiates. Not even mentioning how he is usually too careless to keep anything like that a secret for long.

Cobes can't spell response either but still manages to do them every other day. He is surrounded by drug addicts and degenerates like Warlord, thats how he obtains the drugs he is on.
Next time you sit through a stream watch for the itching. Actually this video came out recently which points it out:

Its not his voice alone that is a sign, its when he is clearly on something in a video, clearly not drunk almost lightheaded and running that deep croaky voice that he used to do on the spice streams. Along with this, its clear early signs of opioid abuse. And you are wrong, He is very careful when it comes to certain topics like drugs. He kept the weed smoking videos from youtube until the Chazz saga when he accidentally listed them when un-listing everything else. Look at how he talks about weed, he will "only smoke when he is in Colorado" Drug talk is a pretty big no from cobra as he is paranoid about the police.
 
Cobes can't spell response either but still manages to do them every other day. He is surrounded by drug addicts and degenerates like Warlord, thats how he obtains the drugs he is on.
Next time you sit through a stream watch for the itching. Actually this video came out recently which points it out:

Its not his voice alone that is a sign, its when he is clearly on something in a video, clearly not drunk almost lightheaded and running that deep croaky voice that he used to do on the spice streams. Along with this, its clear early signs of opioid abuse. And you are wrong, He is very careful when it comes to certain topics like drugs. He kept the weed smoking videos from youtube until the Chazz saga when he accidentally listed them when un-listing everything else. Look at how he talks about weed, he will "only smoke when he is in Colorado" Drug talk is a pretty big no from cobra as he is paranoid about the police.
He's itching his dirty-ass beard because he probably seldom showers. And your example of how he keeps secrets re:drugs is one where he lists videos he himself has uploaded of him doing drugs. And the video you posted is from a multihour stream cherrypicking all the times he touches his glasses or hair or nose. "clear signs of opiate abuse" At this point you sound like you're from Reddit with how confidently you are incorrect.
 
He's itching his dirty-ass beard because he probably seldom showers. And your example of how he keeps secrets re:drugs is one where he lists videos he himself has uploaded of him doing drugs. And the video you posted is from a multihour stream cherrypicking all the times he touches his glasses or hair or nose. "clear signs of opiate abuse" At this point you sound like you're from Reddit with how confidently you are incorrect.
Ive just said, watch the streams yourself you exceptional individual. That was only a link because It came up on my youtube feed. Its not just his beard he is itching, if you're not going to watch out for it then whatever. He shows the classic signs of Opioid abuse, is clearly on some form of drug. Yes, videos he filmed years and years ago that not a single person knew about. Josh keeps the drug shit very fucking close to himself, those vids would never have come to the surface if Chazz didn't fuck with him.

If its not opioids, what is it? Because it aint fucking spice, its not alcohol and its not weed when he does those drugged out streams.
 
Damn Kobes fucking dyslexic ass. I was so disappointed this wasn't a cooking stream.
Start:
  • Darfliny is coming over
  • Shills his new t-shirt
  • He’s changed his t-shirt finally
  • Shills his cobra craft wand shirt
  • Says he’ll make wands when he can
4:20:
  • Darfliny is here
  • Checks Discord
  • Has to set up a PO box before he can make wands
6:00:
  • Laughing at Discord memes
  • Talking to someone on Discord vc
9:00:
  • Reading chat
  • Chat Q&A
14:38:
  • Kobes doesn’t need alcohol to have a good time
  • Kobes transfers his Teespring money into his account. Door Dash coming in nicely toobs TWU!
  • Darfliny Chat Q&A
22:00:
  • Kobes checking out his hair
  • He can put his hair in a ponytail
26:00:
  • PayPal put his money on hold
  • Texting
28:00:
  • Religion rant
  • Texting
33:00:
  • Kobes tries to dox someone’s phone number
  • Back to reading chat
34:40:
  • Kobes is totally not bothered about his trolls photoshopping a black dick in his hand
  • Yells at someone in chat for telling him doxing is against YouTube TOS
  • Chat Q&A
1:01:00:
  • Owning the trolls by blocking them
  • Texting
  • Troll rant
  • Texting
1:08:00:
  • Suck my dick harder troll
  • Trolls sexually harassing him on his phone

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Almost certain the itching is due to lack of hygiene and general autism. Regards think fiddling with their beard while making a point makes them seem smarter. You would be itching your face pubes too if you shower once a week. Also why did that video include so many clips of him pushing up his glasses? What a waste of time
 
Buttering them up and talking them into doing humiliating things and taking nudes. The accusations of coercing Josh into taking nudes are laughable, as anyone familiar with Josh's exhibitionism is aware. They are (were maybe not there anymore) however coercing the others and not exactaly discouraging Josh. A lot of RNC's Josh jerk off videos came from when he "accidentally" forgot to turn off his camera when in a call. A plausible but also common excuse Josh uses for his exhibitionism. Making Richie (a sweeter but more regarded man than Josh) post his nudes and do diaper shitting videos was the worst I saw in my short time there.
Can you or someone else here point me in the right direction to this diaper shitting video? Or post it please? I really need it. I am just a curious lad.
 
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