Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Mr Sister said:
Almost certain the itching is due to lack of hygiene and general autism. Regards think fiddling with their beard while making a point makes them seem smarter. You would be itching your face pubes too if you shower once a week. Also why did that video include so many clips of him pushing up his glasses? What a waste of time
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He's also gotten really into beard oil, which you're supposed to wash out after a while. He's certainly got weeks worth of the shit building up on his face crusting over.
 
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YourUnclesDad said:
Can you or someone else here point me in the right direction to this diaper shitting video? Or post it please? I really need it. I am just a curious lad.
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Do whatever you want obviously but in my opinion it's best if that type of stuff doesn't get shared. I am pretty impartial about Josh's life aside from not wanting him to be swatted and the like but poor ritchie clearly doesn't understand what's going on. The idea that somebody could troll him like that is pretty brutal.
I always thought that about Chrischan as well. Like, good work: you trolled one of the easiest types of people to trick. I know that might not be a popular opinion here lol
 
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JeNeComprendsPas420 said:
Do whatever you want obviously but in my opinion it's best if that type of stuff doesn't get shared. I am pretty impartial about Josh's life aside from not wanting him to be swatted and the like but poor ritchie clearly doesn't understand what's going on. The idea that somebody could troll him like that is pretty brutal.
I always thought that about Chrischan as well. Like, good work: you trolled one of the easiest types of people to trick. I know that might not be a popular opinion here lol
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The content that comes from trolling is never as funny as stuff lolcows come up with themselves, makes it not fun to watch Chris or Gail because you know it's all troll induced imo,

Here's his streams from yesterday:
Start:
  • Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day, power to the people
  • #powertothepeople
  • Politics rant
  • He supported Trump because Trump supported weed legalization but so does Joe Biden so *shrug
  • Happy Martin Luther King Jr. day power to the people
4:00:
  • Getting trolled is not as bad as having to deal with racism
  • Checks his phone and says he’s ignoring his phone because he’s focused on the stream
6:00:
  • Racism rant
  • He can get mad at his trolls all he wants but the truth of it is life trolls us all
8:40:
  • In the past whites were racist. Some still are.
  • It’s sad YouTube
9:50:
  • Kobes is tired of racial stereotypes
  • It’s sad YouTube
10:50:
  • Checks his phone again
  • Says someone just texted saying he watches racist YouTubers like Sydney Watson
  • Sydney Watson isn’t racist
  • Family Guy had an episode with a cobra in it
13:20:
  • Happy Martin Luther King Jr. day
  • We’re all colours of the skin dude
  • Kobes is all for political correctness
  • Rants about political correctness gone too far
17:40:
  • Shills his new T-shirt
  • Banks are closed for Martin Luther King Jr. day and that’s alright
  • Talks about people making fun of him for his magic
20:10:
  • Talks about how his high school bullies are jealous of him being a YouTube celebrity now
  • Racism rant
23:00:
  • Power to the people, fuck racism, fuck sexism
  • We should make fun of each other’s races because laughter is good
  • Cracker jokes
27:20:
  • Door Dash coming in nicely toobs
  • Happy Martin Luther King Jr. day, power to the people
  • He ordered Taco Bell, he’s only going to order it when he has money and when they have new items because it’s good content for his YouTube
30:30:
  • Toasted cheddar chalupa is gone from Taco Bell ☹
  • He got a bacon club chalupa
33:25:
  • Yukbang
  • Eats chalupa like an apple
36:20:
  • Licks the wrapper clean
  • He has $28 from Teespring coming in today
  • Drink combo
39:00:
  • Fast food restaurants hook you by having limited time items
  • Drink combination
41:10:
  • Shills his PayPal #youdon’thavetodonatebutdonationsaregreatlyappreciated
  • Racism rant
43:40:
  • Talking about his racism experience in the Buffalo Wild Wings bathroom. I love this story!
  • He regrets he didn’t finish the wings in time, he didn’t finish the t-rex burger and how dirty his apartment was when they were filming the documentary
  • Complaining about being called racist just because of the colour of his skin
49:50:
  • He’s snuck in a gender relations rant
  • Racism rant
54:10:
  • He’s still mad at LeeAnn Michelle calling him a toddler
  • Back to his racism rant
56:10:
  • Rioting solves nothing
  • Civil tension, racism and sexism is being escalated because of rioting
  • Rants about rioting
1:00:56:
  • Vocal cover – Imagine John Lennon
  • IS he saying YouTube during the song?
1:05:00:
  • Troll rant
  • Vocal cover – Pink Floyd wish you were here
1:13:05:
  • Bans someone
  • Fuck racism, fuck sexism
  • Fuck mass shootings
  • He might do a 24 hour live stream
1:15:40:
  • Explains what Martin Luther King Jr. Day is
  • Shows off his janky ozzy tattoo
  • Reads chat
  • Power to the people
Start:
  • Someone bought his new t-shirt
  • Shills his merch
  • Going to work on his Valentine’s day album cover
3:50:
  • Compares dogs shitting in houses to bad relationships
  • Working on his album cover
8:10:
  • Compares relationships to people putting their hand on a hot stove
  • Working on his album cover
  • Mouse clicks
13:20:
  • People go to college for gender relations studies when they could learn it all from life experiences
  • Mouse clicks
15:35:
  • Deathbed Tapes made his Christmas album cover so he decided to try make one himself for this album
  • Mouse clicks
  • Valentine’s day sucks (I need a beer)
  • Mouse clicks
18:27:
  • People don’t like his gender relations rants because they don’t like the truth
  • Working on his album cover
  • Mouse clicks
20:38:
  • Nobody wants to be told how to fix gender relations by someone who hasn’t had a girlfriend in 3 years
  • Gender relations
  • Mouse clicks
24:35:
  • Kobes getting laid isn’t going to fix everyone’s problems
  • Mouse clicks
  • Working on his album cover
  • Mouse clicks & mumbling
35:33:
  • Relationships are like dogs crapping in your house
  • Better to leave a bad relationship than staying
  • Mouse clicks
44:00:
  • Talking about a post he read in a Facebook group for spergs
  • His album cover is powerful dude
52:00:
  • Gives relationship advice
  • Simp shaming
  • Run around of the mill
55:40:
  • He didn’t change a lot on the image for his album cover but it’s enough
  • Back to giving relationship advice
59:00:
  • Talking about his album cover
  • Thinks it’s cliché to do a Valentine’s day album about gender relations and how the dating scene sucks
  • Names it ‘new album cover.jpeg’
 
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Start:
  • Talking about how his hair is coming in nicely toobs.
  • Doesn’t care that he’s going bald
  • Owns the trolls by blocking a troll text
  • His hair is almost back to it’s optimum Ozzy length
  • His hair grows better when he’s not stressed
  • If he wins the lottery he’ll get hair plugs
4:40:
  • Texting trolls
  • Owning the trolls by blocking their numbers
  • His dry spell is no one’s business
  • Fixed the mouth piece on his pipe
  • Back to texting trolls
11:10:
  • Rant about how his trolls are gay for him and that’s why they’re so obsessed with him
  • Checking out his goatee
14:50:
  • Someone ordered his people suck I need a beer shirt. Profit coming in nicely toobs
  • By the end of the week his bank account should be back out of the negative
  • He likes ordering Door Dash for content for his channel
  • Not going to fight with Cruel Taste
17:19:
  • He hates Justin Bieber but doesn’t spend all his time bitching about him
  • Shills his PayPal #youdon’thavetodonatebtdonationsaregreatlyappreciated
19:00:
  • Talking about his Valentine’s day album he hasn’t started yet
  • He might include a rap track
21:47:
  • Checks his voice messages
  • Texting
  • Owning the trolls by blocking their numbers
23:30:
  • Talking about his hair again
  • Texting
  • Plays another voice message
  • Texting
  • All the trolls will be jealous when he finally gets an of age goth girlfriend of his dreams. He just has to be patient.
28:36:
  • Watching a Sniperwolf video
  • This video response is all just facial expressions
39:30:
  • Plays more voice messages
  • He genuinely feels sorry for his troll YouTube
  • Turns airplane mode onto his phone so he can focus on the stream
49:50:
  • Puts on another video
  • Sits in silence watching it
1:12:41:
  • Belltower video
  • Posts a comment that he likes the bell in the video
  • Reading chat
1:17:00:
  • Won’t be ordering Door Dash just because he has money in his account now
  • That’s what the trolls want
1:18:45:
  • Kobes gives his thoughts on the Green New deal
  • Starts watching a video
  • Parrots what’s said in the video
1:25:00:
  • Abortions are the American dream (If you’re going to have a dead baby)
  • Rant about men saying we are having a baby
  • Rant about fellatio being illegal in some states
  • Keep your junk trimmed rant
  • Gender relations rant
1:34:00:
  • Back to the video and ranting about Americans being the biggest threat to America
  • Yelling preach from the kitchen
  • We live in a society
1:37:19:
  • Microwaving something
  • Empty chair stream
1:39:34:
  • Announces he has to pee
  • Yells the system isn’t corrupt while going back to the microwave
1:41:10:
  • He’s back with hot cocoa and marshmallows
  • The system is rigged rant
1:44:50:
  • Tips for making hot cocoa
  • Kobes doesn’t need alcohol to have a good time
1:47:00:
  • Gender relations rant
  • It’s not the patriarchy it’s the system!
  • It’s all to keep us distracted so they can track us with technology
  • Compares the system to his trolls
  • Back to watching the video
1:51:30:
  • Gender relations rant
  • The system is rigged!
  • Back to watching the video
  • More ranting about the system
1:57:00:
  • Ranting about the 1%
  • If Kobes was part of the 1% he would use his money and power to make the world a better place
  • Compares the 1% to his trolls
2:00:00:
  • Weird scenario about marriage and sex
  • Back to watching the video
  • The biggest threat to people is other people
  • War is senseless
  • Thank you troops
  • War rant
2:08:50:
  • Kobes would gladly join the army and fight for his country but couldn’t because of his asperger’s
  • Talking about being red pilled
2:11:23:
  • Plays the national anthem on guitar
  • Guitar shredding
  • Spooky tuning
  • Guitar shredding
2:24:00:
  • Talking about his guitar
  • He doesn’t know many songs just shreds
  • He could learn any song he wants on guitar
  • Guitar shredding
  • He doesn’t keep track of things like the names of the notes, he just shreds
2:29:10:
  • Talking about his amp
  • Puts the guitar away
2:31:22:
  • Vocal cover – Steelheart She’s gone
  • Nailed it
2:39:00:
  • Vocal cover – Aerosmith Don’t wanna miss a thing
  • He’s really into this one, hand actions
2:44:35:
  • Vocal Cove – Bryan Adams Everything I do I do for you
  • Mic dies half way through the song
  • Substitutes the mic with his trusty old copper cup
2:50:43:
  • Vocal cover – Michael Jackson Billie Jean
  • Stops through the intro to get some water
  • Back to Billie Jean
  • He’s doing a little dance while he’s singing too
2:56:40:
  • Has to rest his vocal chords
  • Has to be careful he doesn’t get a copyright strike
2:59:40:
  • If you want to send him Door Dash just donate to his PayPal
  • #youdon’thavetodonatebutdonationsaregreatlyappreciated
  • KingSoapraJFS!
3:04:41:
  • Vocal Cover – Scorpions Send me an angel
  • Very goth
3:10:00:
  • Checking out the girl in the State Farm commercial
  • Vocal cover – Disturbed Sound of Silence
3:15:59:
  • Vocal cover – Asking Alexandria Moving on
  • Acoustic version!
  • He’s struggling
3:21:20:
  • Got $5 through PayPal
  • Country Karaoke
3:23:39:
  • Vocal cover Alison Krause?
  • He whispers fuck suicide during the song
3:30:22:
  • Piss break
  • Empty chair stream
3:31:25:
  • Returns
  • Vocal cover – Elvis Can’t help falling in love
3:35:38:
  • Vocal Cover – Journey don’t stop believing
  • Life is a journey..
  • Doing one more song because his pitch was off on a few notes in that one
3:41:00:
  • Vocal cover – Kansas Dust in the wind
  • Pauses the song to vape
  • Vape tricks with his copper mug
  • Back to the song
3:46:30:
  • He’s seen some super cool Tai chi on YouTube
  • Vaping
  • Doesn’t need alcohol to have a good time
  • Doesn’t do drugs
  • Won’t order Door Dash unless he has the money and it’s something new on the menu
  • 24 hour Live stream?
  • Talks about the inauguration
  • Taking about Family Guy having a cobra in it
3:57:40:
  • Chi balls
New BCV:
 
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EDIT: ALSO FUCK COOLTASTE WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS NOT HOW U TREAT A CAT. altho we've always known ct was a retarded piece of shit
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That was the second or third time he was filmed tossing his cat, too. Not sure what to think considering he's fucked up on weed and Seroquel all day. He really is living a nightmare.
 
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He is live again, drinking alcoholic root beer, and sperging about the vegan teacher.
 
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Here’s Kobes three streams from yesterday:

Start:
  • Putting his phone on airplane mode so he can do the stream
  • Kobes hopes the inauguration goes as smoothly as possible
  • Gonna do a drink combo and rant about politics
  • Lucky Strike Red #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement
  • Says he hasn’t had alcohol in 2 or 3 weeks – Lies!
  • Breaks the filter off his cigarette to make it old school
  • He has $12 in his Teespring account.
4:40:
  • His old apartment is listed now
  • He’s okay with not getting his deposit back
  • He doesn’t use Tactical soap to clean his dishes
  • KingSoapraJFS!
  • Tactical soap = gender equality
8:00:
  • Accomplice beer mug for his drink combo
  • Going to make a root beer float for aged 21 and up
  • Not your father’s root beer and Ben and Jerry’s cookie dough ice cream and some chocolate syrup.
10:48:
  • Ben & Jerry’s makes good ice cream #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement
  • Assembling his float
19:38:
  • Finished float
  • Donate to his PayPal and buy his merch so he can drink on stream
  • Tastiest drink combo yet
  • He would make these to impress a chick with his bar tending skills
24:09:
  • Watches a video of Ozzy talking about WW2
  • Adolf Hitler had a deformed micro penis and only one testicle
  • According to history it was just a mess down there man
  • Explains how to make his root beer float again
  • Back to the video
  • He agrees with everything Ozzy says
33:29:
  • Kamala Harris being the first women vice president and a pee Oh Cee but the feminists probably still won’t be happy
  • Starts a video and then stops it to talk about guns
39:25:
  • Says he hasn’t had beer in several days
  • Back to the video
40:50:
  • Politics rant
  • He’s still pissed off about LeeAnn Michelle calling him a toddler
44:33:
  • Back to the video
  • Makes an exorcist joke because Kamala’s surname is Harris
  • Making his drink again
52:00:
  • Funny not your fathers root beer commercial he wants to shoot with homedad Clint
  • Don’t forget the chocolate syrup garnish
59:20:
  • Spitting some rhymes
  • Looking for his guitar pick
  • Shows his Lucky strike coupons
1:03:20:
  • Found a backup pick
  • Guitar shredding
1:04:52:
  • Filing his pick
  • Back to guitar shredding
1:10:00:
  • Does his intro again
  • Politics
  • Guitar shredding
1:12:27:
  • His Valentine’s day album is going to be called love and vanity
  • Still hasn’t recorded any songs for it
  • Talking about the album cover
  • Gender relations rant
1:17:00:
  • Now he’s just complaining about women
  • Fat acceptance movement rant
  • Feminazi rant
1:22:00:
  • Men should also know how to cook
  • Change your standards
  • You should never have to lower your standards
  • Gender relations rant
1:17:40:
  • Kobes would rather be a simp than an incel
  • Checks the spelling of vanity so he spells it correctly on the album cover
1:31:00:
  • Edits his album cover
  • Sitting in silence while he photoshops
1:35:40:
  • Guitar shredding
  • Someone sent him $4.67 TMDWU
  • Back to guitar shredding
1:38:57:
  • Talking about a Facebook post he read about a non-binary person having trouble dating
  • Ranting about trannies
1:43:12:
  • There are 4 genders, male, female, trans, hermaphrodite
  • He still talks to women even though women reject him all the time
  • Kobes doesn’t like forced political correctness
  • Ranting about discrimination against straight white males
1:46:50:
  • His drink is also a snacky poo
  • He’s comfortable enough with his own heterosexuality to say snacky poo
  • Troll rant
  • He will someday get the of age goth girlfriend of his dreams
1:54:50:
  • Going to have a regular alcoholic root beer instead of a float
  • Calling drinks girls drinks is toxic masculinity
  • His phone is on airplane mode. Take that trolls
1:57:00:
  • It makes him happy when fans want to wear his merch. It’s not about the money
  • Ranting about people thinking he’s an alcoholic
  • Body positivity movement double standards
2:00:00:
  • Speculating out loud on how much he should drink today
  • Talking about his dream house
2:03:30:
  • His commercial for not your father’s root beer
  • Sometimes women are mechanics
  • Sometimes women drive trucks
2:05:00:
  • Kobes morals are to protect old people, children and women even if they are assholes
  • Doesn’t want kids
  • He feels sorry for people with unexpected pregnancies, makes him feel better about his dry spell
2:08:30:
  • All the people who bullied him in high school are jealous he is a YouTube celebrity
  • He would buy a cobra if he won the lottery
  • Democrats and guns
  • He would have a shooting range in his dream house
2:13:00:
  • Talking about his dry spell
  • 30 and 40 year old versions are sad
  • Talking about old couples whose spouses have died
  • We all die alone, having a partner makes it more painful
2:18:20:
  • Says he was a fucking idiot for fucking up his relationship with Stephanie
  • His 3 year dry spell is karma for cheating on Stephanie
  • Trust and believe Kobes will never cheat again
2:22:00:
  • Inauguration ceremony video
  • Sitting in silence watching the video

Does Kobes even buy lottery tickets? Weird to see a few seconds of clarity and self-awareness when he was talking about Stephanie.

Start:
  • He ordered Burger King #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement
  • Reads a troll text
  • Owns the trolls by blocking their numbers
  • Puts his phone on airplane mode. Take that trolls
3:27:
  • They gave him candy and a finger trap
  • Checks his food is all there
4:55:
  • Yukbang
  • Hanging out in the Courtney sucks discord while streaming
11:33:
  • Drinks ranch
  • Eats his burger like an apple
  • Bacon and cheese action
  • #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement
15:25:
  • Eats burger like an apple
  • Not going to be ordering Door Dash for a while this is just for inauguration night
  • He’s not going to be able to eat the dessert because he’s too full
20:55:
  • McDonalds only has a competing edge against Burger King because they serve breakfast all day
  • Talking about Burger King removing an item from their menu that Kobes really liked
  • Talking about his childhood
24:23:
  • Door Dash is overpriced
  • But convenience
  • He’s not going to order door dash for a while because it’s not as satisfying as cooking a meal yourself
  • They hook you with that first moth free delivery
  • It’s a mukbang not a food challenge
29:02:
  • Saving the butt of his burger for later
  • He’ll have the burger end and sundae as a midnight snack later
  • Says he’s going to start working on his Valentine’s day album tomorrow
  • Patting himself on the back for his album cover
  • Says he can’t guarantee his Valentine’s day album will be ready by Valentine’s day
32:00:
  • His album is going to be about gender relations and double standards
  • Double standards body positivity rant
35:00:
  • Maintaining 6 pack abs is too hard so he’s going to eat junk and get a gut
  • Self-love is good though
  • Double standards rant
39:00:
  • No one wants to chat on Discord so he exes out
  • Gender relations rant
  • Weird scenario about an old man going to a topless fat feminazi protest
46:00:
  • Target Australia sexist tshirt double standards rant
  • Feminism rant
50:27:
  • Doubles standards in couples calling each other fat
  • Women use sex to manipulate men
  • How to communicate with women
56:50:
  • Complaining about people hate watching him
  • His gender relations rants might be doing more harm than good
  • It’s god to have the females chime in and give their perspective
  • Says he’s going to work on his album tomorrow
  • Ends it off with a gender relations rant
Start:
  • Talking about an article one of his trolls wrote about him calling him racist
  • He’s trying to start a political movement called power to the people?
  • He makes fun of the KKK all the time
  • He practices his own brad of witchcraft
  • He practices black magic, demon magic and tai chi
  • Troll slaying
  • Casting spells on trolls is a waste of his magic
  • The spells he cast on trolls are slowly taking effect
  • He controls his trolls
  • Trolls wouldn’t be able to handle all the harassment he gets
  • His trolls are insecure and it triggers them that he’s not afraid to be himself
9:50:
  • Shills his Teespring
  • Complaining about his trolls
14:40:
  • One of his new years resolutions is to not let his trolls bother him
  • He has some big time YouTubers who watch his channel (Chantal)
16:12:
  • Talking about the article again
  • How can he be racist when he is using his voice to talk about racism and sexism and gender relations
  • Compares himself to MLK Jr.
17:13:
  • Online bullying affects the rest of your life
  • He refuses to be depressed because of the trolls and because he doesn’t have a girlfriend
  • His trolls need psychological counselling for their obsession with him
20:30:
  • His subs would go through the roof if he won the lottery and got his dream house
  • He is poor
  • Every YouTuber has a Patreon
  • Reads troll texts
  • He know the CY bar isn’t on Door Dash
  • He does YouTube for the fans
24:30:
  • Reads fan texts
  • People could be just claiming to be his biggest fan
  • Reads texts from Robbie
27:40:
  • His trolls need to get psychological help
  • Lockdowns are probably making his trolls more obsessed because there’s nothing else to do
  • Reads more fan texts
  • Texting trolls
31:33:
  • Hopes the person who was spamming him gets doxed
  • To some degree he understands gender relations
  • Reading troll texts
  • Turns his phone onto airplane mode. Take that trolls.
  • Give trolls a small taste of what they want and then take it away
34:49:
  • Talking about when the documentary was made. His only regret was his apartment was filthy and he sperged out so hard over trying to play the national anthem
  • Doesn’t need money so bad that he’ll put DTTS’s back on
  • Reading chat
37:48:
  • Tattoo flexing
  • Flexing
  • It wouldn’t affect his channel if he took a couple of days off to make wands and work on his album
  • Reading chat
41:52:
  • Valentine’s day rap
  • This rap is fire on 2x speed TMDWU
47:00:
  • He might work on his album on live stream and he might not
  • Talking about DTTS chargebacks
  • He can’t prevent charge backs but he can make it so people have to log in to donate through Streamlabs and that should reduce chargebacks
  • Dharman needs to do an online bullying episode
  • Talks about online bullying causing a female hunter to kill herself
53:00:
  • Fuck suicide
  • Living is just a slow way to die why speed it up
  • If you like eating ice cream, there’s a reason to live
  • Talks about how depressed he was when he got evicted
  • He paid for his new apartment with wand money
59:00:
  • His trolls will feel bad when their kids are getting bullied
  • His trolls got bit by the cobra and now they can’t get the venom out

Looks like the trolls found a free way to DTTS TMDWU!
 
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Here’s Kobes’ latest streams:
Start:
  • Finishing off his not your father’s root beers for his video response
  • He might not have his album ready for Valentine’s day
  • Shows off his arms to flex on the vegan teacher
  • Texting a fan girl
4:02:
  • His fan girl sent him a pic of her wearing his troll slayer t-shirt
  • She was super hot and that’s why he’s not worried about his dry spell because he has hot fan girls
  • Shills his Teespring
6:00:
  • Starts the video and rants about the vegan teacher only being vegan for 4 years
  • I wishes he was a kid in her class room so he could bring an Arby’s sandwich in
10:20:
  • Vegans are double murders because they take food from animals and they kill plants to eat
  • Manscape double standards in gender advertising
13:20:
  • Kobes shaves his pubes because he doesn’t wants of age chicks giving him head having to pull pubes from their teeth
  • Back to watching the Manscape ad on the video
16:00:
  • Parroting what’s said in the video
  • Why follow someone you hate on social media
  • There are lots of decent women named Karen
18:40:
  • Reads what’s on the screen
  • Finishes off his drink
  • Pretend phone call to the vegan teacher
20:49:
  • Parrots what’s said in the video
  • Reads what’s on the screen
  • Josh has LGBTQ friends and family
23:40:
  • Reads the screen again
  • Parrots what it says
27:20:
  • Kobes lists what vegetables he likes
  • V8 vegetable juice is delicious
  • Vegans are malnourished
30:00:
  • Rant about how much he’s pissed off about being called a bigot
  • Forced political correctness
  • Chantal is in the chat!
34:30:
  • Kobes is not a vegan phobe
  • Rant about stereotypical vegans
35:40:
  • Pandemic is population control
  • Kobes goes on a full rant about the pandemic being part of Agenda 21
38:36:
  • Kobes thinks the vegan teacher has Asperger’s
  • Shoutout to his Canadian fans. Doe she know Chantal is in the chat?
43:00:
  • IF the vegan teacher went to Africa, a lion would eat her because she’d be too malnourished to run away from it
  • Back to the video
44:50:
  • Vegan teacher needs to get off her high horse because she’s only been vegan for 4 years
  • What if there was a meat teacher?
46:00:
  • Explains human evolution
  • Humans discovered magic mushrooms are good entertainment before they learned how to hunt according to Kobes
  • Mushrooms and weed should be legal rant
  • Back to the video
49:00:
  • THE VEGAN TEACHER HAS BEEN EATING MEAT FOR 52 YEARS
  • Parrots what’s said in the video
50:48:
  • Vegan teacher looks good for her age
  • Probably because there’s not much carbs in vegetables
  • Weird scenario of him cucking the vegan teacher’s husband
54:00:
  • Vegan teacher is a homophobe and preaching violence on her channel by saying she would punch her haters
  • Vegan boys are pissed off because they’re malnourished
  • Weird story about vegan boys getting tempted by a baconater
57:10:
  • Showing off his abs
  • Lions would eat Kobes so he won’t hesitate to eat a cow
  • Vegans are double murderers
59:10:
  • Plants are silently tortured
  • At least animals can run away, plants can’t
  • Pretends to shoot a deer
1:03:00:
  • Sings a song about eating meat
  • Reads chat

Chantal is part of the poot gang TMDWU!
Start:
  • His pocket knife fell out of his pocket at his friends house so he had to go over and collect
  • He ended up staying a few hours
  • He got the pocket knife from a special person so he’ll keep it at home from now on so he doesn’t lose it
  • Says a chick stopped him on his way back and hit on him
  • There are lots of of age chicks around town who want to fuck him
  • JFS subreddit has lots of his fans there now
4:24:
  • Texting
  • The people who catfished him for nudes are gay
  • His dick pic got deleted by jannies in the subreddit
  • Reading comments from the subreddit by ancient piss dolphins
  • Trolls are secretly gay looking for dick pics for laugh out louds
9:00:
  • He doesn’t judge his trolls for being gay for his dick
  • Trolls are jealous he has a bigger dick than his trolls
  • He has a cease and desist against the subreddit
  • Cyberbullying is illegal
  • Posting his nudes without permission is cyberbullying and sexual harassment
11:20:
  • Tells the story about leaving his pocket knife in his friends house again
  • He would drink beer now if he had any
12:38:
  • He feels sorry for his trolls
  • He’s ignoring his trolls
  • Shills his PayPal #youdon’thavetodonatebutdonationsaregreatlyappreciated
14:00:
  • Googles King Cobra JFS Nudes
  • Finds a picture of him wearing his green cock holster
16:19:
  • Googles gothic King Cobra nudes
  • First image on Google
  • Don’t look it up though
  • His trolls are gay for posting his nudes
20:03:
  • Squeezing tobacco out of cigarette ends into his pipe. Tough times
  • He regrets posting pictures of his dick online but live and let learn
22:48:
  • Had a fan girl text him
  • Shout out to some fans
26:10:
  • YouTube is his job
  • He stopped using YouTube for entertainment purposes and started treating his YouTube like a job that’s why he streams 4 hours a day
  • Talking about his subscriber count
28:40:
  • ACDC hell’s bells bell cover reaction
  • Imperial march bell cover reaction
  • Explaining how the bell tower instrument works
38:57:
  • Iron man bell cover reaction
  • Needs to get a PO box before he will make more wands
  • Says he needs a break from making wands non stop for three years straight
43:00:
  • Vegan rant
  • Vegan teacher rant
46:00:
  • He’s not e-begging he says donations are greatly appreciated
  • Bans a troll
  • Might do a vide game stream if he figures out how to get the internet on his tv
  • Talks about playing GTA5 and a fan getting super excited that they were playing with him
51:40:
  • He goes to Walmart sometimes to mingle with the general population
  • He is okay with people asking for photos
  • He’s not going to talk about his personal life on stream anymore
  • Flirting with Dark Queen in the chat TWU!
56:11:
  • Winks at the camera
  • Says he wrote a song for his new album, he might add more lyrics to it
58:00:
  • Trying some camel snus he got from a fan
  • Don’t smoke
  • He can’t open the can
1:01:00:
  • Time to try his knife
  • Talks about when he lost his knife at Frostys
  • Got the can open and spilled it everywhere
  • Sticks them in the front of his mouth
  • His spit jug needs to be washed
1:05:30:
  • CBD vape
  • Kobes smokes pot on occasion
  • Pot is a gateway drug to doritos and video games
  • Don’t send him pot, it’s super illegal in Wyoming
1:10:00:
  • They might have to legalize pot with the pandemic because people are bored and rioting. People won’t riot on pot.
  • Talking about Wyoming cannabis laws
  • Facts about hemp
  • When they legalize weed he will grow his own strain which would be a mix of 8 strains
  • If any of his fans live in an area where weed is legal and want to grow his super strain have at it.
  • Vaping
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