Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

The end of an era, gang.

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behavioral swamp thang said:
Watching his live rn. It sounds like he had problems maintaining an erection and was not able to score.
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His dry spell is an actual spell he is afflicted with, never to score again under any circumstance, unless it's warlords mouth. It is what it is. So mote it be, youtube.
 
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He's got the settings on his amp all shit, making the Mustang sound more like a Line 6 crapbox.
The Mustang series are pretty decent amps for the price. I hate that flanger effect he has on, however.

A BC Rich Warlock is the perfect meme guitar for Cobey-wan-kenobi though, hard to think of a guitar more suited to him and his personality/self image. Maybe an esp/ltd forest?

ETA: I also get more "bassist" vibes from him than guitar.
 
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C.U.N.T. said:
He's got the settings on his amp all shit, making the Mustang sound more like a Line 6 crapbox.
The Mustang series are pretty decent amps for the price. I hate that flanger effect he has on, however.

A BC Rich Warlock is the perfect meme guitar for Cobey-wan-kenobi though, hard to think of a guitar more suited to him and his personality/self image. Maybe an esp/ltd forest?

ETA: I also get more "bassist" vibes from him than guitar.
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He would be a better bassist than guitarist. 4 strings, hardly ever need to play chords, usually no bends, and mostly slides instead. However he would still need to use a damn metronome.
 
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That of-age homegirl looks exactly like I expect a Casper cougar to look like, extra chromosomes coming in nicely toobs.
But alas, the curse of the whiskey dick has foiled our wizards plan, TMDNWU.
Josh looks extra amorous and aromatic in that picture.
 
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TheCakeIsALie said:
He would be a better bassist than guitarist. 4 strings, hardly ever need to play chords, usually no bends, and mostly slides instead. However he would still need to use a damn metronome.
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I think he's pretty happy just shreddin in his shack for the toobz, TWU.
Practicing with a metronome would be too much like work and not goth or metal enough for him I think. But it'd be pretty great if he tries on stream sometime.
 
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C.U.N.T. said:
I think he's pretty happy just shreddin in his shack for the toobz, TWU.
Practicing with a metronome would be too much like work and not goth or metal enough for him I think. But it'd be pretty great if he tries on stream sometime.
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Based on his severe lack of understanding how multitracking works and complaining about all the 'noise' as he records straight into the builtin macbook mic for his Valentines album, I agree that a metronome would be too complicated a peice of gear for him.
 
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behavioral swamp thang said:
My husband, Jimi Hendrix, said he's a good guitar player.

Lol in all seriousness people, Cobes needs to stop drinking. Of course a twelve pack of White Claw or whatever twink shit he drinks is going to cause ED!!
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Not to mention the vice grip he probably has from jerking off all the time, ED is pretty common amongst dudes who watch too much porn.

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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Way more eloquent than anything he's written.
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I disagree because Kobes reading his erotic fiction but can't stop farting is a work of art.

Kobes' stream from last night:
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1:35 money comes and goes by time is forever - appreciate the fan support |
3:40 what you'll get with Patreon and doxxes his new Patreon subscribers |
6:44 Isaac Butterfield video | 8:33 transgendered athletes and Josh being transphobic |
11:30 Hannah Gatsby Australian comedian |
17:50 girls getting pregnant at prom night |
22:00 turn the narcissism down sweetheart |
24:48 Josh knew she was a lesbian because of her haircut |
32:00 Josh was at the CY bar with Darf and two girls were kissing and told Josh off |
38:00 Josh tried walking through two girls but had a girls ass touch his crotch |
40:30 Isaac Butterfield video starts |
46:20 Josh guesses he's a bigot because he wouldn't date trans people |
57:30 if a man gets raped nobody says anything |
1:08:30 Jack the Ripper could have been female because she couldn't handle competition from other women |
1:19:35 Batman voice |
1:29:30 Josh does a simp version of Joker |
1:39:20 rattlesnake impression |
1:43:00 pussy drinks |
1:48:30 guitar and gender relations |
2:02:20 Josh talks with a British accent and says his 80% British is coming out |
Kobes' stream from earlier:
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Josh's livestream just cut out and says that Youtube couldn't handle two gender relation videos in one |
1:00 working on his new album |
1:44 won't say if his dry spell is over because trolls would go after the girl |
8:45 Josh needs to get laid - he will get some of age goody goodness soon and reads voicemails |
10:10 trolls only fuck with him when he goes live |
14:00 why harass people you don't like |
16:10 working on a new song |
20:25 vocal layering |
22:00 donations are appreciated |
25:45 watches a girl play guitar |
29:00 plays guitar himself |
40:34 streamlabs sucked because of DDTS |
42:24 one day his Thai chi will get so good he can light a cigarette |
I don't have time to do timestamps today
 
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