Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

wanddumpster said:
no, he dissected the sex dolls that i sent him and i have been on the path of vengeance ever since. he has probably cast numerous destruction spells on me but none of them can break through my dark magic shield.

beyond my legitimate grievances with the dark lord i just struggle to comprehend why anyone would support him financially or coddle him emotionally. if it's to further his delusions for more schizotypal cow content, than why act is if you're better than the people who tell it to him like it is? and if anyone actually actively likes josh as a person i really have no idea what to say other than
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"telling him like it is"=making the same a-log jokes over and over again in the chat. I'm going to go ahead and tell you that you have no legitimate grievances with this random heavily autistic guy from rural wyoming lol
 
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Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
Your grievances are simply that a retarded guy doesn't act the way you think he should.
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Could i have been more facetious in talking about my 'grievances' with this retard?

he's going to act however he wants and i don't think much of it other than that it's morbidly interesting. I joined the conversation here because i think the notion that his trolls are more regarded than his paypigs and the people that coddle him on discord is ridiculous. there has to be something wrong with me to care about this person at all, I'll admit that, but liking or pretending to like him wouldn't make this stupidity any more positive. anyone can feed into his delusions until the cows come home but it doesn't make you better than the people who choose not to. he isn't remotely likeable other than as someone to make fun of, is that not why he has a thread here?

I'll go ahead and apologize for the content and tone of my comments if it doesn't fit with the decorum of KF, and i realize i'm probably in the wrong here. I am just struggling to understand the attitude some people have towards this boglim. I'm just going to reiterate this point and leave it at that.
wanddumpster said:
I honestly think it's just as manipulative, if not more, to try to talk up someone who is almost universally viewed as a disgusting human.
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1:22 Josh gets tricked into thinking he spelt responce (right) wrong and he did |
5:33 we all die along |
7:40 no girls want him but they always say they want him but are afraid to make the move |
8:00 Josh unsubbed from Roma Army but subscribed again |
10:26 can crush for the fans |
10:40 donate to paypal |
1:22 Roma Army video about Valentines Day |
17:00 going through puberty in school SUCCCKS |
26:23 loves his cobra cane |
31:40 pussy squirting contest |
33:27 Josh spent $108 on the cobra cane |
41:39 Terrance Pop video |
47;47 laughing with a cigar in his mouth |
1:02:00 double standards with men and women getting sex dolls |
1:05:46 Josh sneezes down himself |
1:16:40 find the healthy balance between incel and simp |
1:20:20 getting banned last year for dancing around in his green cock holster |
1:21:20 his cock holster video got flagged by a troll jealous of his dick size |
1:21:50 Josh's cane falls over and he say sorry gorgeous |
1:25:55 don't have to dress sharp to be a bad boy |
1:34:30 every time he goes to the bar, women say he smells nice with his bond on |
1:36:39 suck your girlfriends pussy and gives advice on the warm walnut shell |
1:39:35 would not marry a woman until he gets his dream house |
1:59:00 if Josh was more famous, he would make his own cobra canes |
2:02:45 Josh plays with his snake staff and pulls a face at the camera |
2:18:30 cheating on Stephanie - stupid male mistakes |
2:24;00 would use his sex appeal to make money but his dick pics are on youtube |
2:29:30 hiccups | 2:31:19 Josh knocks over his drink and freaks the fuck out |
2:32:14 Josh throws his cobra cane in anger |
2:36:20 Josh is shaking while shouting about gender relations |
2:39:10 will go to bed when he fucking feels like it

Josh got texts telling him not to go live, so now he's live |
1:15 Josh got sent a video of Sydney Watson giving him a shoutout |
4:30 his trolls don't care he has aspergers |
5:20 replaying the SW video |
7:40 Josh questioned if the video was real and he thinks it's real now |
10:40 Josh reads comments telling him 'better not...' |
12:00 can't tell him what to do |
12:50 appreciates the shoutout from Sydney Watson |
17:20 watches a Sydney Watson video on YouTube |
32:40 Josh goes to sign up to Sydney Watson's Daily Caller but it has a subscription fee and he says nah |
38:40 going to die alone and he's accepted it |
56:00 loves smoking weed for his autism |
1:26:40 System of a Down - Lonely Day vocal cover |
1:28:00 fucks up the song and spergs out |
1:33:20 Ozzy - Momma I'm coming home vocal cover |
1:39:10 Bruno Mars - When I Was Your Man vocal cover |
1:43:30 Bruno Mars - Just The Way You Are vocal cover |
1:49:10 James Blunt - You're beautiful vocal cover |
1:53:30 fucks up a vocal cover |
1:53:50 Josh gives up on a song and puts his microphone away |
1:54:50 Passenger - Let Her Go vocal cover |
2:03:50 Bryan Adams - I Do It For You |
2:12:00 John Legend - All of Me |
2:18:00 Adele - Someone Like You |
2:22:40 creepy laughing |
2:24:30 Def Leppard - Bringin' On The Heartbreak |
2:29:55 thank luficier valentines day is over |
2:30:20 Andrew Dice Clay impression |
2:33:40 Scorpions - No One Like You |
2:40:30 bad cough |
2:46:10 valentines day rap |
Did anyone else notice he had already done a video response to the video he was responding to in the second stream? It was the one about the robinhood stock market stuff and Kobes did a response to it the day that was all in the news. It was cute how happy it made him to get a shout out from Sydney though and his valentines day rap at the end was awesome.

wanddumpster said:
he isn't remotely likeable other than as someone to make fun of, is that not why he has a thread here?
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Welcome to Kiwifarms. Have fun and stay safe. Kobes is one of the more likeable people who have threads here and that is probably why your previous comments came across as overly mad. Don't get angry over lolcows is one of the forum guidelines. If you can't just laugh at the stupid things he does it's probably time to take a break from watching him.

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wanddumpster said:
Could i have been more facetious in talking about my 'grievances' with this retard?

he's going to act however he wants and i don't think much of it other than that it's morbidly interesting. I joined the conversation here because i think the notion that his trolls are more regarded than his paypigs and the people that coddle him on discord is ridiculous. there has to be something wrong with me to care about this person at all, I'll admit that, but liking or pretending to like him wouldn't make this stupidity any more positive. anyone can feed into his delusions until the cows come home but it doesn't make you better than the people who choose not to. he isn't remotely likeable other than as someone to make fun of, is that not why he has a thread here?

I'll go ahead and apologize for the content and tone of my comments if it doesn't fit with the decorum of KF, and i realize i'm probably in the wrong here. I am just struggling to understand the attitude some people have towards this boglim. I'm just going to reiterate this point and leave it at that.
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Nah man, you're good. I appreciate your tone and I think you are mostly correct. I don't think anyone here is saying Josh is a perfect person, hell I am not even saying he's a good person! My point is that people who troll him by feeding into his dellusions and the people who troll him by being needlessly aggressive in the chat are the same. I mean look at the discord, they catfish and leak his nudes and have seperate discords just for trolling Cobes and he thinks they are his best friends.
I know people are tired of this discussion at this point but I'll just end it by saying peopel should try not to do either extreme and just enjoy the sweet sweet milk we get from this lolcow. He does enough to entertain us without trolls in either camp (ie the spilled drink freakout)
 
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Did anyone else notice he had already done a video response to the video he was responding to in the second stream? It was the one about the robinhood stock market stuff and Kobes did a response to it the day that was all in the news. It was cute how happy it made him to get a shout out from Sydney though and his valentines day rap at the end was awesome.
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Welcome to Kiwifarms. Have fun and stay safe. Kobes is one of the more likeable people who have threads here and that is probably why your previous comments came across as overly mad. Don't get angry over lolcows is one of the forum guidelines. If you can't just laugh at the stupid things he does it's probably time to take a break from watching him.

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Cobra freestyles are no joke dude. I didnt realize there was another one at the end!!
 
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Ellesse_warrior said:
Kobes is one of the more likeable people who have threads here and that is probably why your previous comments came across as overly mad.
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i can understand that and didn't mean to be offensive, honestly i'm quite new to his content and the concept of lolcows in general. i realize now that my comments hold much more of an angry tone than I had intended and that's my bad.

to me it's not even so much anger as it is incredulity / disbelief at what i'm seeing and how he acts. this is also probably a sign to take a break or stop watching, but i just really struggle to understand his life and why he does the things he does.
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My point is that people who troll him by feeding into his dellusions and the people who troll him by being needlessly aggressive in the chat are the same. I mean look at the discord, they catfish and leak his nudes and have seperate discords just for trolling Cobes and he thinks they are his best friends.
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you're right and i'm sorry for not seeing that point. i agree that the aggressiveness in his chat is definitely overkill and beyond vindictive sometimes. i very much agree with your last point, it seems like the most of what his trolls accomplish is simply making him interact less with his viewers.
 
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Cobra freestyles are no joke dude. I didnt realize there was another one at the end!!
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I wish he would do more of them than his guitar shredding and singing, he has an actual talent that he could be developing instead of trying to play his out of tune guitar and shrieking
 
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It is hilarious to me that his freestyles are soo much better than the music he makes.
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I wish he would do more of them than his guitar shredding and singing, he has an actual talent that he could be developing instead of trying to play his out of tune guitar and shrieking
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I know dude, imagine if he made a whole album of freestyles or something. It would legit have the potential to be an acceptable "outsider music" album. He is actually not absolutely trash at freestyling. Also it is infinitely more funny to watch
 
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Related to these 'isms are what I call "Josh explains..."

From a recent stream talking about Gamestop stocks we get "Josh explains... the stock market"

"There's like the really rich people, and they tell the middle class, "Hey! You're middle class!" You know what I'm saying?"

Then he started talking about something else.
 
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In a short stream from last night, he mentioned his dick being 7 1/2 inches long with a 2 inch girth. This is a half inch less then the 8 inches he used to brag about. Did the years of spray paint inhalation hurt the hog? Or is it just being like a cobra, hiding and patiently waiting for the right time to strike?

 
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Coin Ops said:
In a short stream from last night, he mentioned his dick being 7 1/2 inches long with a 2 inch girth. This is a half inch less then the 8 inches he used to brag about. Did the years of spray paint inhalation hurt the hog? Or is it just being like a cobra, hiding and patiently waiting for the right time to strike?
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According to Cobra, he is 7½ inches regularly and 8 inches "when he has a rager."
 
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