Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Cobra is getting multiple unsolicited Doordash orders on stream this evening. He's not happy.
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Maybe he was really doing reverse psychology on his trolls by telling them not to order food for him in his short chilling stream earlier, Now Kobes can eat like the King he truly is TMDWU
 
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Dick Pooman said:
Cobra is getting multiple unsolicited Doordash orders on stream this evening. He's not happy.
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Wait but he's not paying for them? Little fucker should be thrilled; free fast food for later. He eats the shit ice cold as is anyway letting it sit in the corner for god knows how long. Let them keep doing it and eat like a slovenly King for a week.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Wait but he's not paying for them? Little fucker should be thrilled; free fast food for later. He eats the shit ice cold as is anyway letting it sit in the corner for god knows how long. Let them keep doing it and eat like a slovenly King for a week.
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He definitely didn't scoff at the food. I think it was more of him being pissed that trolls know his new address.
 
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He definitely didn't scoff at the food. I think it was more of him being pissed that trolls know his new address.
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Oh. I'm retarded and that's way more reasonable.

So I guess it's almost definite that it's some of that inner-circle of his fucking with him? I can't imagine some of A-logs wouldn't at least mention if they had his shit on the subreddit.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Oh. I'm retarded and that's way more reasonable.

So I guess it's almost definite that it's some of that inner-circle of his fucking with him? I can't imagine some of A-logs wouldn't at least mention if they had his shit on the subreddit.
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The Discord fags are absolute cretins from what we've seen, so I wouldn't put it past them. Also, there are only so many low-income apartment buildings in town. Someone is bound to figure it out eventually.
 
Stealing from the sub, this made me laff.

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Praise AnonymousCasperWY's magic for reuploading the Chillin stream Kobes deleted yesterday TMDWU!
00:30 Josh's likes his long hair |
1:50 Josh starts watching an Isaac Butterfield video about milk causing autism |
3:57 someone calls and says "boy you better not be eating your boogers" |
5:00 Josh had the guts to share that he ate boogers in school |
5:55 calls a troll calling him a wanker scab |
24:10 Josh leaves his apartment |
29:50 Josh returns with a bag of food and heads to the kitchen |
30:37 Josh appreciates the fans but please stop sending the food |
31:20 Josh got a text message saying that his food is on the way |
32:10 Josh gets another text saying that more food is coming so he heads back outside |
40:30 Josh says a neighbour took his food but it's ok |
40:50 Josh got a Thai green curry with beef and says please stop sending him food |
46:09 Josh eats the curry and loves it | 53:40 people are going to be shocked that he eats something else other than bacon cheeseburgers | 1:00:00 Josh's fortune cookie says that he is admired for his adventureness and agrees with it completely | Back to the Isaac Butterfield video | 1:14:55 playing the banjo |
Josh has a shotgun shell wand drying in the background |
Josh huffs and puffs on his vape pen through the whole stream |
2:40 Josh plays the PETA video by Isaac Butterfield that he watched in the last livestream |
16:20 blows vape smoke into his drink |
24:00 Josh likes snoop dog and his hat falls down and says it was his thai chi | Josh rants about veganism, PETA and watches the rest of the video
 
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cobra sadboi edition • Feb 25, 2021

Boglim Wings


Hans Shoots First


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Alleged Homeboy Scotty texts
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Really doubt this, coke is expensive af and Scotty is a liar 👖 🔥
 
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The JIF was from a creamy peanut butter and peanut butter-covered pretzel sandwich on texas toast which he charred in leftover bacon grease. Lingered in his beard for over an hour. The show must go on!
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