Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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cobra sadboi edition • Feb 25, 2021
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Really doubt this, coke is expensive af and Scotty is a liar 👖 🔥
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Same, I’ve talked with Scotty years back. Not a reliable narrator.

I only caught the last bit of the latest (now deleted) stream.
Something something cancel culture idk, but he received two door dash fan orders and a female troll was able to keep him on the phone long enough to call him an incel.

when the second doordash order came, it sounded like there were two people at the door, a woman and a man. They both sounded annoyed but I couldn’t make it out. Something about how he “needs to stop doing this”. He tried to explain that he’s trying to stop it, but it’s his fans who are placing the orders.

I caught Carolyn’s dox a few months back so I’ve known where his new apartment is, but it looks like it got out in the last week. I thought he would get noise complaints but who would’ve thought that he would get delivery complaints?
 
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I only caught the last bit of the latest (now deleted) stream.
Something something cancel culture idk, but he received two door dash fan orders and a female troll was able to keep him on the phone long enough to call him an incel.

when the second doordash order came, it sounded like there were two people at the door, a woman and a man. They both sounded annoyed but I couldn’t make it out. Something about how he “needs to stop doing this”. He tried to explain that he’s trying to stop it, but it’s his fans who are placing the orders.

I caught Carolyn’s dox a few months back so I’ve known where his new apartment is, but it looks like it got out in the last week. I thought he would get noise complaints but who would’ve thought that he would get delivery complaints?
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I heard them say it always gets delivered to them instead, so I think those were his neighbors. The guy sounded especially pissed.
 
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DuckAssWatcher said:
I only caught the last bit of the latest (now deleted) stream.
Something something cancel culture idk, but he received two door dash fan orders and a female troll was able to keep him on the phone long enough to call him an incel.

when the second doordash order came, it sounded like there were two people at the door, a woman and a man. They both sounded annoyed but I couldn’t make it out. Something about how he “needs to stop doing this”. He tried to explain that he’s trying to stop it, but it’s his fans who are placing the orders.

I caught Carolyn’s dox a few months back so I’ve known where his new apartment is, but it looks like it got out in the last week. I thought he would get noise complaints but who would’ve thought that he would get delivery complaints?
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I got the building from his chat of all places, it was getting spammed one night so a lot of people know the building. I think what is happening is they are guessing at the apartment number so the neighbors keep getting his delivery and are bringing it to him. Which is probably infuriating to deal with on top of the smoking, screaming, guitar playing, and everything else happening in there.
 
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GeneticMtDew said:
I got the building from his chat of all places, it was getting spammed one night so a lot of people know the building. I think what is happening is they are guessing at the apartment number so the neighbors keep getting his delivery and are bringing it to him. Which is probably infuriating to deal with on top of the smoking, screaming, guitar playing, and everything else happening in there.
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This was my guess. The last stream where he had a few doordashes sent, the person delivering both times called/texted him and he went outside to meet them because they didn't have his apartment number. And yeah, his neighbors or whoever they were sounded fucking pissed. It seems like he's explained it to them a few times before by the sound of their conversation.
 
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Here's Kobes' streams from yesterday
Josh gives a shoutout to the channel Anxiety War, a youtuber that catches pedophiles online |
1:10 'we' started allowing kids to twerk like Miley Cyrus on TikTok |
2:00 trolls are jealous Josh hates pedos more than his trolls |
2:30 calls his trolls delusional fuck tards |
4:10 Josh bans JesseRyanUSgAy | 5:46 jigsaw impression killing pedos |
6:20 the real spooky girl is modded |
7:50 Josh is annoyed people make fun of him for drinking and not drinking |
10:08 Josh says trannies |
11:54 gets a call from troll telling him to stop sniffing his sisters underwear |
18:40 if the trolls want to see him dead in a ditch, he's working on it |
24:00 Josh watches Anxiety War on youtube |
Josh gives a girl on Chaturbate a shoutout and says he just jacked off to her |
1:45 yeah he had a wank |
3:33 Josh gets a text from someone saying they will attack the trolls now |
6:00 getting his PO Box set up real soon |
7:42 vocal layering for his new album |
39:00 watches Richie Reit's livestream |
Josh starts the stream and plugs his merch straight away and says he's going to make a new 'Rip trolls' shirt |
1:56 ignoring no caller ID phone calls so he can fuck with trolls |
4:17 starts making a shirt on teespring |
5:00 trolls are fucking with an autistic with 20k subs |
23:30 Operation cobra Strike is a go. Josh thinks his fans will fight the trolls |
58:36 listens to beats |
1:01:11 a circle of healing for Claudia's broken ankle |
1:16:50 vocal layering for his new album love and vanity |
1:53:00 Josh starts watching a video about Marilyn Manson until the end of the livestream without saying anything
About an hour in when he started playing the music I thought he was going to do a rap but biffed it, was not expecting him to create a cursed mix.
 
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GeneticMtDew said:
I got the building from his chat of all places, it was getting spammed one night so a lot of people know the building. I think what is happening is they are guessing at the apartment number so the neighbors keep getting his delivery and are bringing it to him. Which is probably infuriating to deal with on top of the smoking, screaming, guitar playing, and everything else happening in there.
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Dick Pooman said:
This was my guess. The last stream where he had a few doordashes sent, the person delivering both times called/texted him and he went outside to meet them because they didn't have his apartment number. And yeah, his neighbors or whoever they were sounded fucking pissed. It seems like he's explained it to them a few times before by the sound of their conversation.
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Might just be me but I thought them getting pissed off was a bit much. I don't know if they assumed he was too retarded to know what room he's in (reasonable) or what but they seemed a tad more aggressive than I thought necessary.

Though I guess he could have easily just said "People are pranking me, keep it or throw it out" and have been done with it. I think every DoorDash order needs to be paid upfront right? So it's not like they're on the hook for any of it, as annoying as I'm sure it gets.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Might just be me but I thought them getting pissed off was a bit much. I don't know if they assumed he was too retarded to know what room he's in (reasonable) or what but they seemed a tad more aggressive than I thought necessary.

Though I guess he could have easily just said "People are pranking me, keep it or throw it out" and have been done with it. I think every DoorDash order needs to be paid upfront right? So it's not like they're on the hook for any of it, as annoying as I'm sure it gets.
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Considering that there were two of them who came to the door, this definitely seemed like a "last straw" kind of situation. It doesn't seem like a hard thing to try and explain, which Cobra definitely didn't do well, but there are also people out there, no matter how young or old, who will simply not understand or care about this kind of bullshit. They just don't want to be bothered and it will get worse every time it happens because that's just how they are.
 
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Dick Pooman said:
Considering that there were two of them who came to the door, this definitely seemed like a "last straw" kind of situation. It doesn't seem like a hard thing to try and explain, which Cobra definitely didn't do well, but there are also people out there, no matter how young or old, who will simply not understand or care about this kind of bullshit. They just don't want to be bothered and it will get worse every time it happens because that's just how they are.
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Yeah after typing that I just remembered (how I forgot I can't explain...) that they've almost certainly heard him screaming bloody murder god knows how many times in the short time he's been there. Still, they came off a bit douchier than I think the situation required, albeit I am probably giving a documented cuntface way too much benefit of the doubt.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
I've listened to it again and it sounds like male neighbor has kind of a threatening attitude towards Jord? I'm back to disliking them regardless of having to deal with his screaming and food.

Anyone else hearing it or am I just imagining shit?
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You're right. At face value it seems like an overreaction. I'm going with the hypothesis that his neighbors are just shitty people. It would fit the Casper, WY Cobraverse dynamic very well.
 
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He did two more streams after the conversation with his neighbors. In the first stream, he chastises people for sending him food while slurping down the food they sent him. He did manage to operate a Capri Sun without going into an autistic rage.
He starts off the second stream by dramatically taking his hat, collar, and bandana off because he needs to give us a serious talking to about...trolling him I think? As usual, it's a rambling, delusional word salad.
He did share a couple interesting things in the second stream. One is that he needs to make another batch of wands because he owes a friend money. And the other is that his building is smoker friendly otherwise he wouldn't smoke in the building. It seemed like he placed an emphasis on the word "building" which makes me wonder if there's a designated smoking area on the property and he's playing semantics with us. And why does he need to have the window open in the dead of winter when he smokes if it's smoker friendly? Maybe he only opens the window when he's smoking weed?
 
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You’d think he’d just give out his apartment number at this point so the people that send him food would send it to him directly instead of pissing off his neighbors. He’s barely moved in, and the neighbors already hate him. It won’t be long until they’re complaining to the landlord and another eviction saga begins.
 
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