Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[New & Improved Username]

25 is NOT his apartment. In the angry neighbors stream, the male neighbor says that he is Apt. 25.

He does live at the Conquistador

Yeah that is shitty that people are bringing neighbors into the show against their will. Mailing Josh liquor and prizes is fun, let him piss off the neighbors on his own.

 

[Coin Ops]

25 is NOT his apartment. In the angry neighbors stream, the male neighbor says that he is Apt. 25.

He does live at the Conquistador

Thank you! And this may be old news, but I went to the Conquistador's web site and they state their apartments are a "smoke free community."

https://www.conquistadorcasper.com/casper-wy/amenities

Also, lol at this google review:

 

[wanddumpster]

Spoiler: Lenin Lime vid with the rest of josh unboxing stuff

Pigs feet, tequila AND a pair of headphones. early birthday TMDWU

 

[Umaibae]

Thank you! And this may be old news, but I went to the Conquistador's web site and they state their apartments are a "smoke free community."

https://www.conquistadorcasper.com/casper-wy/amenities

Also, lol at this google review:
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Very fucking weird. Was the building recently sold? Because this was always the only website for the place Jord moved in and when i pieced it together based on the light fixtures and kitchen layout:

https://conquistadorapmts.com/

That previous link...lmao. Definitely not how the apartments look. Maybe it’s an auto-generated website by a realty content farm that buys up URLs and then tries to sell the built websites to apartment managers? That’s my guess.

 

['Ol Stinky]

drink combo

https://www.tiktok.com/@kingcobrajfs666420?lang=enP.O Box 3862 Casper WY 82601https://paypal.me/KingCobra666420?locale.x=en_UShttps://grondyke-soap-company.m...

www.youtube.com

Josh is currently live, mixing concentrated drink mix syrup with single shots of liquor 1 to 1, no, he doesn't understand it's supposed to be somewhere around 8:1

EDIT: Get in here he's about to mix all four flavors

 

[RollingRock]

Starting to drink at 10:30 AM is MDWU

 

[Genetic Mt. Dew]

It could be him trying to draw up some pity for himself, but he seems to be taking his upcoming 30th birthday pretty hard. Maybe he's starting to realize his days of banging chicks behind the gas station and partying with the homeboys at the state fair are over.

 

['Ol Stinky]

It could be him trying to draw up some pity for himself, but he seems to be taking his upcoming 30th birthday pretty hard. Maybe he's starting to realize his days of banging chicks behind the gas station and partying with the homeboys at the state fair are over.

I'd like to agree but he's really stupid at the end of the day, He's always overconsumed every chance he's gotten, he isn't realizing he's aging because he still talks about highschool/Jobcore every chance he can get, I don't think he's drinking for pity about his "dirty 30" rather he's drinking because he's "a grown man and can do whatever he wants" and using "i'm almost 30" as an excuse to do so and potentially get birthday donations.

 

[Genetic Mt. Dew]

I'd like to agree but he's really stupid at the end of the day, He's always overconsumed every chance he's gotten, he isn't realizing he's aging because he still talks about highschool/Jobcore every chance he can get, I don't think he's drinking for pity about his "dirty 30" rather he's drinking because he's "a grown man and can do whatever he wants" and using "i'm almost 30" as an excuse to do so and potentially get birthday donations.

Yea, he really knows how to turn up the pity party when he needs money for the upcoming, birthday, holiday, "date", etc so this is no different. He said recently that $100-$140 would "get him right" and then last week needed donations because he owed someone money. Probably can't payoff his plug.

 

[Coin Ops]

He is drunk and saying all kinds of shit he shouldn't. I hope I can grab this one before he deletes it.

Some quick highlights:

• Everyone at his new apartment building is really nice. No one--NO ONE has had a problem with him or complained. And that thing with his neighbor was just...whatever.
• Watching a bikini try on channel he's subscribed to. Provides the link then talks about how she looks dead inside but he's going to jack off to her later. Her comments section is already getting shit up.
• Admits that all the Casper women he previously said would fuck him have backed out of the offer when he tries to take them up on it.
• Admits that he was called into the principal's office many time for sexual harassment.

Edit: He's watching her in slow motion now to check her out better. And he left the sound on lol

 

['Ol Stinky]

Watching a bikini try on channel he's subscribed to. Provides the link then talks about how she looks dead inside but he's going to jack off to her later. Her comments section is already getting shit up.

Don't forget he was also actively smushing his knob over his shorts for a hot second DSP style.

 

[RollingRock]

 

[Coin Ops]

He just finished off that tequila bottle a day after getting it. NOT an alcoholic tubes.

Spoiler: He loves booze

Spoiler: Yes that's drool/puke in his beard

 

[Dick Pooman]

Spoiler: ARCHIVE KingCobraJFS - that chair

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Spoiler: ARCHIVE patreon video

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Spoiler: ARCHIVE Last Cobra Console - Clint's Message

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That Clint's Message video is an absolute work of art

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Nigger needs candy in his drinks lolol

 

[Dick Pooman]

Nigger needs candy in his drinks lolol

Jesus Christ. Those water enhancers are super concentrated. He's putting six or seven plus squirts of that shit in a less than quarter full glass of tequila and doing that for each flavor he's testing. He used enough for at least 15 full glasses of water if he's using the recommended amount. That stuff will turn your colon into a slick track if you don't dilute it enough.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Jesus Christ. Those water enhancers are super concentrated. He's putting six or seven plus squirts of that shit in a less than quarter full glass of tequila and doing that for each flavor he's testing. He used enough for at least 15 full glasses of water if he's using the recommended amount. That stuff will turn your colon into a slick track if you don't dilute it enough.

That tequila must have really been brutal for him to pour the equivalent of pure snow-cone syrup into the glass for him to be able to drink it. He's honestly better off going back to "bitch beer" at this rate, he'd likely enjoy consuming it more anyway.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Bitesize is live

 

[Mr Sister]

If there was a video to do timestamps its probably this new drink combo one. He gets hammered fast. 27:45 admits he likes the Twilight movies, 29:50 says he likes to drink his own blood when he gets nosebleeds, 31:00 digs through cigarette butts for a smoke... I'll watch the rest later lol I have it downloaded in case it gets deleted but idk how to compress it well it's too large to upload

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

If there was a video to do timestamps its probably this new drink combo one. He gets hammered fast. 27:45 admits he likes the Twilight movies, 29:50 says he likes to drink his own blood when he gets nosebleeds, 31:00 digs through cigarette butts for a smoke... I'll watch the rest later lol I have it downloaded in case it gets deleted but idk how to compress it well it's too large to upload

I got you fam, I'm compressing it now

Edit: Bitesize said he would share his timestamp spreadsheets so Kobes' videos and timestamps can be archived here