Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Paypig Courtney somehow convinced him to stop going live. Controlling the narrative, I guess. Can’t get insulted with no chat and not comments (goes for her fatass, too).
I love how the people who are upset about him not livestreaming are probably the same people who sperg out and try to find his address to order food to his neighbours house. It has nothing to do with that Courtney lady or her discord. It's only a matter of time before he stops making content alltogether
 
Paypig Courtney somehow convinced him to stop going live. Controlling the narrative, I guess. Can’t get insulted with no chat and not comments (goes for her fatass, too).
Won't last. Jord is nothing if not a creature of habit, and he's been in the habit of livestreaming for years. He'll be back soon enough.
 
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Courtney who should ABSOLUTELY be pushed into a wood-chipper , has a tremendous friend-vibe/ trust with Cobra. She pulls the reigns as hard as she can , he's just a little slow on the response.

I am excited for more of the "Scrapper Steve has an investigation going on " thread. I was absolutely dumbfounded when he kicked off a video with that line.
 
I love how the people who are upset about him not livestreaming are probably the same people who sperg out and try to find his address to order food to his neighbours house. It has nothing to do with that Courtney lady or her discord. It's only a matter of time before he stops making content alltogether

Hi Courtney.

Unfortunately, the biggest poop touchers are Piggy’s followers and newfags. The people ordering food to his neighbors are just as moronic as Courtney and her Retard Gang.

Cobes is currently live. Gender relations with Gandalf pipe.


Edit: Don't know what he's watching but is some weird incel shit. Also Cobes has solved college debt.

It’s Terrance Popp, Josh’s new favorite YouTuber. Horrid, pathetic manlet whose wife divorced him and took off with the kids because of his abhorrent opinions and rage issues. Also, he called his 10 yr old daughter a bitch in total seriousness on a stream and devoted 60+ mins to it.
 
Not live streaming when people are trying to fuck with you after getting swatted isn't a bad idea. Let all the spergs send you free shit then once the heat dies down a bit live stream again. After the move he's got a lot of attention and people looking to fuck with cobes since it helped get him kicked out of his last place. Cobes will live stream again any way, but the theory is sound.
 
Hi Courtney.

Unfortunately, the biggest poop touchers are Piggy’s followers and newfags. The people ordering food to his neighbors are just as moronic as Courtney and her Retard Gang.
Jesus christ. The subreddit is retarded enough to do the same thing: I dared to say people shouldn't harrass Cobes' dad and everyone genuinely believed I was Clint. It is unreal how dumb you guys are on the subreddit. I can assure you the only thing that goes on there is people sucking Cobes' dick and posting shitty memes. It isn't an organized trolling force or a huge conspiracy like all the dumbdumbs seem to think. Truly baffling.

Use your head, dude. However we do agree on Terrence Popp being a massive tool.
 
Jesus christ. The subreddit is retarded enough to do the same thing: I dared to say people shouldn't harrass Cobes' dad and everyone genuinely believed I was Clint. It is unreal how dumb you guys are on the subreddit. I can assure you the only thing that goes on there is people sucking Cobes' dick and posting shitty memes. It isn't an organized trolling force or a huge conspiracy like all the dumbdumbs seem to think. Truly baffling.

Use your head, dude. However we do agree on Terrence Popp being a massive tool.
I mostly agree with your post good sir, however there are a select few who (like the Trump letter) all wanna' be the Courtney of reddit :)
 
Here's Kobes' streams from yesterday:

Start:
Doing a video response to a Blaire White video on Aimee Challenor. Smoking his wizard pipe.
1:34:
Parrots what’s said in the video. Says it feels like a brain aneurism. Drinking soda pop, says he doesn’t feel like drinking alcohol right now. Quite frankly YouTube Kobes is sick of trannys.
3:58:
Reddit is protecting Aimee Challenor because she’s a woman and because she’s a politician. Shout out to Blaire White. Kobes supports trans rights. Kobes will never stop making videos, he might take a couple of days’ break but he won’t stop.
5:53:
Drinking soda pop someone sent him in a care package. Says it tastes nasty. It tastes like dirt. Going to wash it down with monster. If you think the soda pop is gross, back to the video.
8:59:
Jessica Yuler (Yaniv) and Aimee Chellenor are probably having a tea party. Kobes is disgusted YouTube says to Google them. Kobes isn’t surprised Aimee Challenor is a Reddit moderator because Reddit is filled with awful people. Kobes is tired of trannys getting away with stuff just because they’re trans. People Like Challenor are making the trans movement creepy. Back to the video.
12:33:
There are still some good people out there because people on Reddit were outraged that Challenor was hired. Kobes says Challenor needs counselling and to be chemically castrated. Back to the video. Kobes is just shaking his head in disgust.
16:22:
The sad truth is predators exist on both sides. They should be locked up and chemically castrated. Back to the video.
18:35:
Reddit rant. Kobes is not surprised Reddit didn’t do a background check on Amy Challenor.
19:33:
Kobes is so repulsed he can’t watch the rest of the video. Smoking his wizard pipe. It’s a fucked up world we live in. Ends stream.

Start:
Doing a video response to a Terrence Pop video. He’s uploading the earlier video response while streaming this. Gender relations. Still drinking the dirt soda.
2:33:
Starts the video. Smoking his wizard pipe.
5:00:
No one wants to know how many sexual partners their partner has had. Women and men will always lie about how many people they’ve slept with. Kobes has had sex with 4 women. Back to the video.
8:00:
Reads the headline of the article on the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what’s written on the screen. Scenario of boyfriend making an honest of age woman of his girlfriend by marrying her and asking about how many people she’s had sex with. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Society puts too much pressure on men to have sex. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Relationship advice on pleasing your partner in bed. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Both sides should be honest with each other to a point. If your partner has had sex with more people than you just be happy she picked you. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
15:00:
Friend zone is different for men and women. Both sides use each other and it makes men and women look bad. Rant about being called a simp for becoming friends with an of age girl before making her your of age girlfriend. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Scenario of drinking beers with an of age girl friend and listening to her bitch about her boyfriend. Don’t have sympathy for people who won’t break up with their partners when they’re in bad relationships. Women say they love assholes; men say they love sluts. They’re wrong. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
21:07:
Too much pressure for women to get married and too much pressure from society for men to get laid. It messes up the dynamic. King SoapraJFS!
23:14:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women and men want what they can’t have so they never go for the friend zoned people. Double standards – women get praised for dating dudes with down syndrome but men would not if they date a woman with down syndrome. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Scenario of woman cheating on her boyfriend for not proposing. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Double standards rant. Finishes his dirt soda. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes would be rich if he had a dollar every time he heard men being called pigs. Double standards.
29:18:
Gets another soda pop. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Both women and men get fucked with on double standards. Men can’t hit women but women can hit men. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Single moms abusing the system. Back to the video.
32:27:
Not okay for men to hit women but women can hit men. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Feminism. Back to the video for 2 seconds. If men should worship women, women should worship men too. Back to the video.
36:37:
People should just be nicer to each other. Back to the video. Parrots what’s said in the video. Double standards with cartoon impressions.
39:33:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Don’t think with your dick. Back to the video for2 seconds. The relationship is the prize not the person. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women have more to offer than sex. Trying out a grass soda pop. Back to the video for 2 seconds. If women just give away sex for free it loses its value. If men simp for every woman their attention loses its value. Back to the video.
43:43:
Men should be allowed to be party of body positivity. Body Shaaaaaammmmmming. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fat acceptance hypocrisy. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women body shame men on the dating scene. Quotes lyrics from his body shaming song. Back to the video.
47:47:
Everyone should be allowed to have dating standards and stop getting mad at other people for having standards. Back to the video.
49:15:
Women shouldn’t bitch about the pay gap because most of a man’s pay check goes to the woman. Complaining about women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Both sexes should pay for things. Back to the video.
51:52:
Pay gap exist but only in certain areas and under certain conditions. Back to the video.
52:50:
Men and women both go into debt from college loans. Colleges need to charge for education because what if the clock tower in the college breaks? Have to pay someone to fix it. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Celebrities. Back to the video.
56:15:
Stupid to listen to a wealthy celebrity talk about the wage gap. Back to the video. Sex work is real work. I think he’s arguing to legalise sex work. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes can’t comprehend that there are both pro and anti porn feminists. Back to the video for 2 seconds. OnlyFans joke. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
1:01:20:
Mom and daughter OF is creepy. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Prostitution regulation. Dating is basically free prostitution. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Double standards in watching porn. Back to the video.
1:04:46:
Scenario of woman with cleavage showing in bar complaining about getting attention from men. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Creepy girls. Double standards with creepy people. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Simping is okay unless the dude is creepy. Back to the video.
1:08:35:
You shouldn’t expect anything in return if you’re in a relationship. You do things for love. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Simp shaming. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
1:10:00:
Piss break
1:10:52:
Returns. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gives relationship advice. Women want to be wined and dined. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Story of simp murdering an E-girl. Kobes says this is an extreme. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Articles like the one about the simp murderer give men a bad name. Talking about Chaturbate. Puts his empty soda bottle in the trash. Back to talking about Chaturbate. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
1:15:25:
Men are jealous women can make so much money on OF. Back to the video.
1:16:35:
Rant about nudity being sexualised in society and being called creepy for staring at women. Eye Rape. Scenario of being called a rapist for asking a woman how her day was.
1:20:00:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Each woman finds different things creepy. Kobes chooses to focus on the of age women who don’t find him creepy. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Double standards in dressing sexy for the opposite sex. Back to the video for 2 seconds. People might just want to dress a certain way. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Silence is violence. Words are violence. Imaginary scenario of mis-gendering someone. People suck I need a beer. Pronoun rant continued.
1:24:50:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what’s said in the video. Kobes will still take it as a compliment when an ugly of age chick hits on him. Women can’t handle rejection and guys can’t handle break ups. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Sometimes women wear less clothes because the weather is hot. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
1:28:05:
Scenario of office sexual harassment. Men are afraid to work with women because of false allegations. Back in the 50’s women were scared to talk to men in the workplace and now the tables have turned. Simp/ slut shaming. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Male privilege. Checking out the women on the screen. Back to the video.
1:34:07:
Sings Evil woman because Pop is talking about Hilary Clinton. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Election fraud. 9 minutes left in the video. Back to the video.
1:36:19:
Chick advertising men’s underwear. Double standards rant. Back to the video. Protest and riots and mass shootings. We are meant to be united. Back to the video.
1:39:19:
Kobes likes Shoeonhead. White knighting for Shoeonhead. Back to the video.
1:40:55:
Parrot’s what’s said in the video. Genders. It’s ridiculous YouTube. Energy drinks for men and women ads. Hypocrisy in advertising. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Tranny rant.
1:45:24:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Trans racialism is racist. Kobes draws the lines at transgenderism and trans speciesism. Trans disabled is stupid. Back to the video.
1:47:44:
Rant about MMA tranny smashing a woman’s skull open. Impressions.
1:51:36:
Double standards for tranny athletes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Tranny rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Men should never hit women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Bill Clinton impressions. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is okay with women not swallowing because cum is gross. Scenario of cooming all over himself. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Female privilege in politics. Back to the video. Everything is racist rant. Harry Styles is unoriginal and is Justin Bieber 2.0. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
1:59:22:
Gender and children rant. Back to the video.
2:00:57:
Billionaires are buying farms just because they can as a hobby. Back to the video. Checking out the woman in the video. Kobes would tap that with consent if it was of age. (This is my favourite thing Kobes has ever said) Gender equality is less attractive people being allowed to have standards. Back to talking about the woman on the screen. Kobes isn’t that picky after a 3-year dry spell.
2:05:00:
Back to the video. Reads what’s written on the screen. Kobes explains climate change and global warming.
2:07:14:
Piss break
2:08:18:
Returns. Back to the video. Kobes didn’t know that COVID patients were being admitted into nursing homes in some places. Back to the video.
2:12:00:
Kobes disagrees with Pop. Kobes is changing things. Back to the video. Western women shouldn’t bitch because women in third world countries have it worse off. Fuck rape. Scenario of Kobes getting called a toxic male because a woman 4 times his size is being creepy. Kobes says he’s not doing lives as much because he’s not in the mood and doesn’t have much to talk about. Back to the video. Hold crooked politicians accountable. Back to the video.
2:17:49:
KingSoapraJFS! Thanks for the birthday wishes. Kobes is 30. Smokes his wizard pipe. Reads chat. Ends the stream.
 
SOmeone on the sub might have pegged (one of) his problems;


I’ve been wondering if an evaluation for PDA (Pathological Demand Avoidance) would render any useful insight into Jorgs issues. It’s an uncommon profile found in autism but Jorg meets an alarming number of the criteria and treatment could potentially improve damn near all of his most jacked up character traits. 🤔

Pathological Demand Avoidance (Wikipedia):

Proposed diagnostic criteria

As of 2014 there are no recognized diagnostic criteria. Criteria proposed by Newson include:

  • Passive early history in the first year, avoiding ordinary demands and missing milestones
  • Continuing to avoid demands, panic attacks if demands are escalated
  • Surface sociability, but apparent lack of sense of social identity
  • Lability of mood and impulsive
  • Comfortable in role play and pretending
  • Language delay, seemingly the result of passivity, often caught up quickly
  • Obsessive behavior
  • Neurological signs (awkwardness, similar to autism spectrum disorders)
The underlying cause for this avoidance is said to be a high level of anxiety, usually from expectations of demands being placed on children, which can lead to a feeling of not being in control of a situation. Children with PDA feel threatened when they are not in control of their environment and their actions, which triggers the fight, flight or freeze response.
 
In his 1 hour 43 minute "video response" where comments are once again disabled; he opens with basically "I'm approving comments manually. I'm blocking the bad and approving those that support me"

Oof....
 
Sometime last night Cobes posted (streamed?) a "night video" but he deleted it not long after. AnonymousCasperWY managed to get a copy and reupload it. Anon said on reddit that the video was copyright claimed because of some of the music Josh was listening to, so he got scared to get another strike and pulled the video.

It's a pretty solid video for Josh. He gets drunk and does some high energy dancing while listening to some shitty music. Afterwards watches Bitesize Cobra videos. He also started doing that shakey voice shit that happened in the sketchy video with Warlord a month back. It's not as bad, but definitely there.

Spooky Tuning has already made a cut of it...

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