Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

KillThemCrackasBabies said:
I think his biggest non-liver damage (which'll take a bit longer to knock him out) issue with the dranks atm is him eventually gaining enough liquid courage and the unfortunate timing of an angry, hillbilly neighbor demanding he quite the fuck down and having an agitated, boozed up chimp boy attacking him and getting pummeled by someone who's likely not going to be particularly sympathetic that he's a retard and really let him have it.
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This or falling in the shower again. Didn't he knock himself out after he fell in the bathroom while drunk before?
 
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The facial ticks look very fake like he's trying to be a creepy lil goth dude.

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Hope everyone had a good Easter
 
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So the thought is from what I gather, that fat fuck Courtney's discord have persuaded him that he deserves the money bitesize makes on his livestreams, which roughly Tallys up to that number or its in the thousands at least. The fact of the matter is, Josh seems to have blown through his stim at lightspeed pace so he is utterly fucking poor again. Now he is using this as a point of anger because he believes this money is rightfully his because his little monkey brain can't get a wrap around the fact that just because it's him in the video, it's not his content.

The problem is that bitesize supposedly uses the money that he gets to buy josh shit, like gift cards and monetary donations. However I don't actually know how true that is as its just bitesizes word.
 
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Latest BCV edit:

Start:
Calling out BCV and demanding money. $3400. Says he doesn't see any money from BCV and suggests he drop some cash to his PayPal and then they'll talk.
1:35:
Tells QuickTime player to knock its shit off.
1:53:
Fantail. Shows the card he received. Card says you are cool. And wishes him a happy birthday.
2:44:
Has another packet. Reads his po box address from the envelope.
3:13:
Says he loves his dad but he knows he gets on his nerves. Says everything he drinks on camera his trolls tell homedad Clint on him.
4:14:
Someone sent him some bad ass pins TWU and a Taco Bell gift card. Reads the note.
5:16:
Opening another packet. Says he appreciates that his dad cares about him.
5:46:
Reads the note. Got a t-shirt.
6:24:
Opening a parcel. Got chocolate cherries. Reads the note. Got a skull mug. TMDWU
9:30:
Cleaning up
10:43:
TMDWU thanks for the gifts. Continues cleaning up.

Barbarus said:
So the thought is from what I gather, that fat fuck Courtney's discord have persuaded him that he deserves the money bitesize makes on his livestreams
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Why do you think it was Courtney's discord? Are there posts to prove it? I think this is something he's been stewing on for a while, he even said when he started posting shorter videos that he was making Bitesize videos instead of longer streams. From what he says in the fan mail video it sounds to me like some weans contacted Clint after his latest drunken Chillin stream. Clint probably had a few words with him over it. BCV did an edit of that stream so maybe he's blaming people who watch him for contacting Clint.
 
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Ellesse_warrior said:
Why do you think it was Courtney's discord? Are there posts to prove it? I think this is something he's been stewing on for a while, he even said when he started posting shorter videos that he was making Bitesize videos instead of longer streams. From what he says in the fan mail video it sounds to me like some weans contacted Clint after his latest drunken Chillin stream. Clint probably had a few words with him over it. BCV did an edit of that stream so maybe he's blaming people who watch him for contacting Clint.
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Nothing solid, however when Josh changes his stream in a dramatic way to how he is normally, Its always because he has been talked to. Now do I have proof for this? No, however you notice trends with cobra over the years, It happened when Scotty got into his head pre summer, It happened with Summer and the pedo furry, It happened with Clint on more than a few occasions, It happened with Chazz, and now we have a discord ran by Courtney that is filming cobra masturbate, giving him advice on closing down his comments and pushing for content that no one wants, pushing for the gender relations shit even though cobra is happy to do that himself. I am certain that Cobra was influenced this by the Discord as they are the only people he genuinely listens to in the Cobra communities. He sure as shit aint picking it up from the Youtube live chat, as he reads those once a stream for about 10 seconds.
 
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DSM-IV said:
Cobes is not going to rape anyone and the subreddit is full of faggots.
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I tend to agree, I don't think he's gonna rape anyone. I do wonder when the anti-rape responce video saga will end. I know for a fact nobody is encouraging him to make that kind of content.
 
Ellesse_warrior said:
Why do you think it was Courtney's discord? Are there posts to prove it? I think this is something he's been stewing on for a while, he even said when he started posting shorter videos that he was making Bitesize videos instead of longer streams. From what he says in the fan mail video it sounds to me like some weans contacted Clint after his latest drunken Chillin stream. Clint probably had a few words with him over it. BCV did an edit of that stream so maybe he's blaming people who watch him for contacting Clint.
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Though I'm confident that Discord is full of faggots, more and more I'm seeing people use "Courtney's Discord" as like a Cobes-specific version of calling someone an A-Log.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Though I'm confident that Discord is full of faggots, more and more I'm seeing people use "Courtney's Discord" as like a Cobes-specific version of calling someone an A-Log.
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Well AFAIK they have recorded him numerous times mastubating and other shit which has been posted on the reddit and taken down by the mods, Courtney is clearly using cobra for her own gain and use him as a personal lolcow on their discord from the caps I have seen when I've looked over on the reddit and her manners and the subtle pisstaking she does over cobesin stream chats and otherwise. I'm sure some of the caps are up there, I'm not sure how to search for content there, but I do know it's been posted the two or three times I've been over there. Unfortunately they are a brand of weens and a-logs with direct contact with cobra where as the reddit for all its faggotry is not directly involved with him.

As soon as he joined the discord and got talking with them, wild shit started happening.
 
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Barbarus said:
Well AFAIK they have recorded him numerous times mastubating and other shit which has been posted on the reddit and taken down by the mods
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I made a post about this a few pages back. They may have capped him jerking off on the Discord, but this was likely during the time that he was knowingly broadcasting his wank sessions on Chaturbate. He had been doing it for months before people on the Reddit page found out about it.

But yeah, it does seem like that Discord is filled with shitty people that want to use him in nefarious ways to get their laughs. It's pretty sad. There's no doubt that he genuinely believes that these people are his friends.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Cobra seems like such a lightweight that he'd get fucked up on much less alcohol than it'd take to really "become an alcoholic". He obviously prefers living with a buzz and will function... "normally" when not.

I think it's more of a case of realizes what a loser he is and it's embarrassing when sober, so he stays drunk. And that's still an "alcohol problem", but I don't see him dropping like Amy Winehouse any time soon. I think his biggest non-liver damage (which'll take a bit longer to knock him out) issue with the dranks atm is him eventually gaining enough liquid courage and the unfortunate timing of an angry, hillbilly neighbor demanding he quite the fuck down and having an agitated, boozed up chimp boy attacking him and getting pummeled by someone who's likely not going to be particularly sympathetic that he's a retard and really let him have it.
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I don't think he is drinking enough to physically get major withdrawals etc, but I think a more pressing concern is the effect of the alcohol on his mental health - especially during covid. He's spending his days locked up inside talking to himself on camera and occasionally interacting with messages in text form. Yeah he occasionally has a friend over for some drinks or a smoke, but I do wonder how much sunlight the cobra-skin has actually felt over 2020 and 2021. Probably just going to buy beers and post some wands. You see this sort of stuff in permanently-online cows; they maybe have some semblance of a life offline, whether that is a job, a hobby or just going out to bars with friends, but once a major chance happens like losing a job, they find that they can just about keep ticking along on NEETbux and tugboats and it's downhill from there. This dude started out looking like Smeagol but now he's fucking Gollum.
 
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