Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Is that a mouse running around at 4:58?
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Good eye my bro. It appears so. That's the kitchen area so makes sense.

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Here's Kobes Latest streams:
Short video. Smoking his corn cob pipe. Going to do a chip review. It's almost the weekend. Drinking water because he doesn't have any alcohol. Eating queso cheese ruffles. He likes them. #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement gets more water. Drinking out of a mug a fan sent him. Might check his PO box tomorrow. Shills his new t-shirt. Kobes likes ruffles
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One of his friends bought him a 6 pack of Bud light platinum and mango Pepsi. Troll rant. Mango Pepsi full sugar. #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement can't let the haters get to you. He's focusing on the fans.
3:45:
Someone made a t-shirt saying cobra sucks I want Bitesize. Troll rant continued.
5:37:
Says he's doing fine. Working on a batch of wands for Etsy. Wands will be more expensive because the materials he used are more expensive. Troll rant. Shout out to Dharman for doing skits about YouTubers getting bullied. Troll rant continued.
8:44:
Doesn't care if Bitesize gives him $3400. YouTube is too faced because people like Bitesize but not him. Comments are staying off. Troll rant.
11:00:
Keeping the identities of the people who bought him booze anonymouses.
12:48:
How to smoke a corn cob pipe. Troll rant - the Troll t-shirt is still advertising him. Compares himself to Ozzy.
17:00:
Satanism. Why can't we all just get along? Shills new t-shirt. Trolls are jealous of his awesome merch.
18:55:
Kobes mango mist half bud light platinum half Pepsi mango.
19:55:
Pandemic brings out the worst in people. Masked singer joke. Mask impressions. Talking about his new t-shirt. Says he doesn't need to be drunk or stoned to be funny, he is naturally funny.
22:45:
If you don't know what rocket power if you're too young for Kobes. Back to talking about Dharman's videos.
24:02:
Kobes doesn't like getting ads for stop smoking things on YouTube. Trolls. Justin Bieber.
26:25:
Kobes is good at playing guitar. Trolls mean kobes is famous. Shills his new shirt again. Explains the joke.
28:33:
Mango Pepsi #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement how to make a mango cobras mist.
29:53:
Poot
30:46:
Muh Asperger's. Assburgers. Poot. Kobes is winning against the trolls.
32:40:
Dry spell. Chicks are star struck by him. Great smelling goth bad boy. Definitely hung out with of age chicks earlier. Trolls won't stop Kobes from living his best life.
35:10:
Corn cob pipes. Pipe smoking. Popeye impression. Kobes is multi talented. He has one beer left. Kobes appreciates his fans who send him tobacco.
39:30:
Shills his new shirt. Tee spring is just spring now. Garage band is good because musicians don't have to wait to be discovered.
41:54:
Leanne Michelle. You better not go live boy. Kobes likes bud light platinum and mango Pepsi. Can't let the trolls get to you. Fans trolls.
45:43:
Talking about live and vanity. Pipe tobacco is healthier than cigarette tobacco. Kobes is challenging concepts. Dry spell.
48:17:
Kobes inhales his pipe tobacco even though you're not meant to. His corn cob pipe is hotter than Lindsey Lohan in Mean girls. Girls who play guitar are hot.
50:00:
Imaginary argument about getting called a pig for having standards even though women also have standards.
51:30:
Having 3 beers before bed. Not an alcoholic. Shows off his latest wand. Leaves.
54:46:
Returns. Fuck the trolls. Someone bought a t-shirt. Makes another drink combo. Not trying to glamourize alcohol. Kobes perseveres against the trolls. Shills his Tee spring.
1:03:00:
Deleting comments in chat. 24 likes on an hour long video TWU. Kobes focuses on the fans not the trolls. Reading chat.
1:10:12:
Chi ball
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Lost the footage for his fan mail unboxing. A fans sent him booze and eggs but some of it broke. Made $70 on Tee spring so he should be close to getting his account out of the negative. -$152 all part of being an adult.
3:12:
Has discord open in case anyone wants to chat. Shows off the cherry whiskey he got from a fan. One day Kobes will be as famous as Mr. Beast. Yells at QuickTime player for freezing.
6:08:
Care package had vitamins, ibuprofen, socks etc. Kobes appreciates it.
7:21:
Cannabis will be legal in Wyoming soon TWU . Sad that it took a pandemic to make cannabis legal.
8:36:
Got incense in his care package. Shows it off.
10:10:
Says a totally real of age fan girl recognised him at the post office when he was collecting his fan mail. More cherry whiskey. Moonshine broke in the mail.
14:00:
Gender relations rant. Account in the negative.
17:23:
Of age chicks won't date him because he has so many fan girls. Bank account in the negative but otherwise kobes is doing good at life. Wands will be on etsy soon.
21:04:
Trolls are jealous kobes gets free booze in the mail. Smoky drink trick. Checking out his hair.
24:10:
Can't complain about women rejecting him because they have standards because he also has standards. KingSoapraJFS
20:34:
Rant about the USA flag being offensive. Googles what the colours of the flag mean. Slavery rant.
29:22:
Kobes made Bing his search engine because Google has been passing him off by censoring his searches. Back to rant. Kobes is tired of everything being offensive YouTube.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Can someone link me the source of the $400 tactical soap order? I keep seeing it referred to but nothing from him directly.
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That number comes from when recently Josh said he got a $75 kick back on a purchase using his own referral code. The website says they give 25% so that equals a $300 purchase. He never says what the original amount was but it's just inferred through the $75. I don't remember the video but it's in the past month and I clearly remember the $75.
 
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Cobes feeling guilty about being aroused by 16 year old Lindsey Lohan.

Cobes had an in depth conversation with Hamplanet Courtney. I'm sure she's true and honest.

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Cover of Smash Mouth's All Star.

No further signs of Nurglings in the Cobra Lair.


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I know people are going to hit the disagree button a couple of you, but I promise you the Courtney sucks discord absolutely pulls some strings on josh. All of the degenerates in that discord are the YouTube moderators ... They are basically the CCP controlling the messages and other things and people who are able to get close to cobra pretty tightly. Take a look at who has a little wrench on his next live stream and then who's in the discord. It's the same group. Sadly that discord group are not master trollers but people thinking they are doing something good which makes it even hilariously sadder than it is on its face.

The people that are in the discord have spent years gaining Josh's trust and even at one point were booted out because of the Chaz saga.
 
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Lesbian Sleepover said:
I know people are going to hit the disagree button a couple of you, but I promise you the Courtney sucks discord absolutely pulls some strings on josh. All of the degenerates in that discord are the YouTube moderators ... They are basically the CCP controlling the messages and other things and people who are able to get close to cobra pretty tightly. Take a look at who has a little wrench on his next live stream and then who's in the discord. It's the same group. Sadly that discord group are not master trollers but people thinking they are doing something good which makes it even hilariously sadder than it is on its face.

The people that are in the discord have spent years gaining Josh's trust and even at one point were booted out because of the Chaz saga.
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This man knows what's up.
 
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I have been in the discord lots. Lately included. I have gained invites under a couple different accounts. They gatekeep heaavily and have nerdy voice chats where they all talk about how much they love Cobra. They pull the strings of a lot of small retarded youtubers like richie reit and cyrax (chance wilkins). One of the more active mods on the sub is an active discord member so lots of shit about the discord gets removed from there. Discord is called "Courtney Sucks".
 
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Lesbian Sleepover said:
Sadly that discord group are not master trollers but people thinking they are doing something good which makes it even hilariously sadder than it is on its face.
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The Courtney Sucks discord has been around for a little bit, and Cobra has been in a complete and utter decline in that time. So yeah, the fact that they're not trolling him and are actually trying to help him, and have been at it for this fucking long, is quite frankly pathetic in the purest sense of the word. I still can't help but think that there is some nefarious shit going on behind the scenes.
 
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