Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Lesbian Sleepover said:
Has she started posting videos of him or something? Forgive my ignorance, I have not sat through his last batch of shit-content because I am traveling.
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She started her YouTube back up again recently. Someone posted it on the sub and she's gotten a lot of attention, but she's been cool about it and answering questions people have about Josh.

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The sub seems worried that the inner circle Discord might try some shit and I'm kind of thinking they will too. Hopefully she can avoid their nonsense.
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I think there's a chance they might, but only if it starts to affect Josh. Thankfully Stephanie is knowingly taking advantage of this weird status she has, and that a lot of the sub hate Courtney may help keep those things away. Who really knows though, since the mods are involved in the discord, they tend to squash things their queen deems unworthy.
 
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Here's Kobes' latest video:
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Got menthol tobacco, an Ozzy did and key chain and a notebook in a care package. Thanks to the people who ordered wands. He sold 4 very expensive wands. He's very pleased.
2:29:
Thank you for choosing cobra craft handmade wands for all your wand needs. Spray painting the wands outside. Lesson learned from his last apartment. Sold out his wands in 20 minutes. Kobes is a bad ass playing with a Ouija board in the cemetery on Halloween. Kobes is a gifted wand maker.
5:20:
No sense in getting competitive over selling wands on the Internet. You have to check his etsy every day because you never know when a new wand might be up for sale. Talking about the shot gun shell wands.
8:00:
You ever stop and think wtf has my life become? Long silence. Talks about how hard it is to find and keep a job because of the trolls. Cobra craft handmade wands.
10:10:
Trolls won't find success in their lives by harassing him.
10:55:
Doesn't mind spray painting wands outside. He's not making the same mistake as last. Scenario of his neighbours catching him outside making wands and Continuing conversation as if that's a completely everyday thing to do. Kobes wand business is doing great YouTube.
14:13:
As soon as the money comes into his bank account he'll get to sending out the orders. Kobes wands are in high demand. Scenario of talking to someone at a bar about being a wand maker.
16:25:
Made a new deathmatch for gta5. It's called storm the beach. Kobes ps3 is a trooper. Says a local saw him making a wand and told him it was cool.
19:00:
Choking on whatever he's drinking. Looks like he's trying to hide that he's drinking alcohol. Back to talking about his wands.
23:00:
Working on a blue wand for a local client. Spray painted it outside. All shotgun shells used in cobra craft hand made wands have been fired from kobes shot gun by him personally.
 
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TurdFondler said:
He seems like he's hung over and on some kinda downers too. Was there even a review there? He just chugged the whole fuckin thing and burped.
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That's actually par for the course Cobes, generally. Him having explosive outbursts were generally only an occasional thing until recently when he amped it up more again. This is roughly his "normal" again.
 
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Here's Kobes' latest videos:
Short video. Fan send him a 6 pack of blk water. He already tried it off camera but wants to try it for YouTube. #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement drinks it all at once. Burps.
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Drinking his taco be drink. I'd you ask politely taco Bell will make this drink combination.
1:25:
What women want
2:42:
Kobes supports trannys
4:00:
Underage people going trans for approval
4:50:
Men have long hair and women shave their heads. Redefining gender stereotypes. Manscape - double standards in hair removal advertisements. Advertisements are manipulative.
9:17:
Chad thundercock girly drink scenario . Demasulating and slut shaming.
12:16:
Power comes from within. Trolls are jealous of kobes charisma.
14:05:
Chad thundercock girly drink scenario again
15:30:
Whiskey dick. Waking up next to an ugly chick.
17:00:
Upside of being ugly = no sti's
18:05:
Beautiful people are stupid and boring like Chad thundercock.
19:18:
Men want sluts but not really. Women want assholes but not really.
21:00:
Don't over groom before going to a bar to try and get laid. Act casual.
22:30:
Trolls. Cyber bullying. Farts are funny. Plays with pooter.
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Mango Pepsi, doesn't have a drinking problem. Kobes respects women. Men need big dick energy to make it work.
2:10:
Dating and confidence. Women and men want what they can't have. Women are interested in Kobes when he is not single.
3:53:
Going to keep making albums
4:25:
We live in a society where people are offended by the USA flag. Wearing his Ozzy shirt a fan sent him.
5:42:
Stand up. Public bathrooms.
9:00:
Farting in the shower
10:05:
Toilet paper
11:00:
Wand/ Harry Potter jokes
11:50:
Kobes has a very successful wand business
12:30:
Telemarketers
14:00:
Muh Asperger's
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Has a taco. Pours cheese sauce on taco. Drinks cheese sauce from the pot.
1:56:
Yukbang
2:56:
Cheese hands.
3:47:
Another taco. Pours cheese sauce in taco. Taco bell #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement
5:37:
Yukbang #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement
6:30:
Cheese hand
7:22:
Chalupa. Adds sauces. Drinks sauce out of packets. Yukbang.
12:39:
Baja blast and mango fiesta tea drink combination. He had to order chips to get the cheese sauce.

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Here's Kobes' last few videos:

Short video. Shows off g fuel up. A fan sent him g fuel in a care package so he's trying it out. Mixes up the drink. He likes the taste #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement reads label. Kobes thinks its tasty.
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Drinking one of his root beer floats. TMDWU. Wands are in the mail. Talking about musician who was locked up. Kobes doesn't want to talk about it. People suck I need an alcoholic root beer float.
3:52:
Tik tok rapists or something. Fuck rape. Kobes wishes he could use his powers to carve wands.
4:57:
Pedo guitar joke. Fart jokes are different.
Wands in the mail, drinking a root beer float, smoking pipe tobacco a fan sent him. His channel isn't monetised so no point of chat. Fuck the trolls. Ranting about his videos being restreamed.
7:53:
Talking about his root beer float. Talking about his wands. Sent Deathbed Tapes a wand because he's been so good to kobes.
11:45:
Making another float. 2 dessert drinks is enough, he doesn't need to keep going. Made a new death match on gta5. Making his float. #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement
14:07:
Doesn't care if people hate his guts. He made $200 in 20 minutes from selling his wands.
17:45:
The root beer floats are 2 smooth could easily drink 4 of them.
20:00:
Compares the musician who got locked up to drag queen story times
21:13:
Calling white claw a girly drink is toxic masculinity. If kobes had a party he would stock up on White Claw for the ladies. He would also check IDs. Back to talking about his float #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement . Doesn't have a drinking problem.
24:17:
Back to talking about musician who got locked up. Root beer float is dangerously smooth. Thanks for supporting cobra craft handmade wands. Still hand made even if you use power tools. Not worried about the other YouTube wand maker. Talks about Harry Potter. Root beer float good.
28:56:
Doesn't have a drinking problem anyone who says he does has a cobra problem . Calls himself a song bird in reference to his singing voice.

Short video. Having a drink before he has a shower. Happy April 20th fuck April 24th social media thing hopes it doesn't happen. Makes a root beer float. Kobes is sick of riots YouTube. Kobes hopes April 24th is not really going to be rape day. He doesn't say the word. Trump can run for president again in 4 years no need to be a sore loser. Kobes is independent. Hopes April 24th is fake. #killallmen kobes is not down with April 24th being national rape day. These people don't think of the consequences. Going to play his new death match in a bit. Shout out to Crueltaste.
 
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wanddumpster said:
So when did the cock holster go up on his Etsy? That and the 300 dollar shirt with complimentary wand are already gone.
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Well, he's definitely washed them because the shit stain is gone.

The holster went up yesterday and I think the free wnd and shirt went up this morning. I wonder if the helpful discord people just paid for it all and told him to keep the items, or if Courtney really did buy it all to put on the shrine.
 
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