Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Considering that practically everything he lists on Etsy almost always sells out within minutes, it's no surprise that some weirdo bought the cock holster. Now we just wait for the person to attention seek on the subreddit to laugh at them.
 
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Honestly if I knew there were people out there who were dimwitted enough to buy my trash for hundreds of dollars I would also have an etsy with my old underwear for sale.
 
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I'll be honest, I thought International Rape Day was something people on the subreddit made up to fuck with Josh. Apparently, it's something that started as a joke on TikTok?


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Another short cell phone video. Fuck rape, fuck International rape day. Dyed his hair green but it came out black with a little buy of green. Tried to dye his goatee green too. Kobes is sick of idiots on social media YouTube. Crack open a beer and fuck rape. Fuck International rape day and fuck rapists of all kinds. Fuck rape, we as a society are better than this.

LOL Kobes didn't pay his internet bill so he's streaming from his phone. Reminded me of when he had to borrow a phone to stream before. Here's his other two recent videos:
Talking about his autographed t-shirt and cock holster on etsy. He has to pay his Internet bill. He's just going to do videos on his phone in the meantime. Trying out pickle flavoured cotton candy. #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement says it's strangely good.

Another short cell phone video. The person who bought his cock holster will be getting some tactical soap and cologne. The person who buys his $300 autographed t-shirt will get a free wand. Smokes pipe in silence. Shills his shirt again.

Here's more 2016 archives and BCV summaries:
Taco Johns Meat and Potato food review 2016-04-01
Josh eating Taco Johns and smoking. trash

My new tobacco pipe 2016-04-01
Josh talking about cigarillos and shit (start-5:00) | Josh smokes the butt end of a cigarillo (5:55) | lottery talk (9:00) | Story about a $15 loan from the money lenders (10:00) | The new pipe finally comes out (17:30) | Awesome bald shot (35:00) | terrible vid

Trip to Mills Smoke shop 2016-04-03
outside video. Josh picks up some cigarillos for a review. LLLLOOOONNNNGGGG stretch of highway. short and sweet

Swisher Sweets Summer Twist cigarillo review 2016-04-04
Josh opens it up by addressing some comments. The promised review from the last video. | smoke tricks (5:00) | Story about Bailey: Homeboy Scotty was fucking this girl and met her friend (Izzy) whom he also could have fucked by she gave with Bailey vibes (11:00) | Wand talk (15:00) | 17:00 give him a chance, he may be broke and autistic but he can be a good boyfriend | Gothic hair brushing and hair braiding (20:30-End) | Josh braids a retarded look pony tail on his head.
Wild Owl 2016-04-04
Outside video of Josh hooting at a wild owl. Someone shouts things at him as they drive by. Good video, very short.

Mountain Dew Black Lable drink review 2016-04-04
shitty review not worth watching

what I use to wash my hair 2016-04-06
Josh shows off his Mane and Tail shampoo of choice as well as some "hair thickening shampoo". Josh says he likes what these two shampoos do for his hair, as he is going bald. | Josh starts talking again about the goth chick Scotty was going to fuck but she was giving off Bailey vibes so he didn't (2:30) | Josh talks about trying to get ahold of Bailey after he gets his tax returns. Josh also reveals the new imaginary girl scotty lined up, Izzy (4:25) | Josh talks alot about Bailey, Izzy, Scotty and his plans on securing a date once his tax returns come in. (2:30-10:00) | no-filter smoke sess (11:00-end) some Scotty chatter at the end.

How to roll a ciggarette using a roller 2016-04-06
Josh shows us how to roll a cig with his roller device. | Talk about making first impressions turns quickly into fart philosophy talk and smoke sess (10:00-end) | "oh baby fart on my face while I...you know what Im sayin?" (19:00) | Josh farts while pretending to ponder (19:40) | Tons of sweet fart talk

Bernie Sanders won the wyoming democratic nomeny 2016-04-09
Vid opens up with shredding the guitar in his Weed the People shirt and a shout to Ray Miller for winning a case against his ex wife (start-9:00) | Josh starts trying to play The Star Spangled Banner on his guitar. The more he messes up the more frustrated he gets (9:20- 17:00) | "Worst guitar playing ever!" (17:38) | Josh playing guitar and talking shit about how bad he is (17:45-21:21) | the guitar gets put away and josh is out of tobacco, so he picks butts from the ashtray to dump in his pipe (21:30-23:30) | Josh talks about Bernie Sanders winning the primaries in Wyoming over a stale tobacco smoke sess (23:35-end) okay video tbh

Playing some guitar 2016-04-10
shit guitar playing (start-39:10) | smoke sess (39:10-end)
 
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Ellesse_warrior said:
Another short cell phone video. Fuck rape, fuck International rape day. Dyed his hair green but it came out black with a little buy of green. Tried to dye his goatee green too. Kobes is sick of idiots on social media YouTube. Crack open a beer and fuck rape. Fuck International rape day and fuck rapists of all kinds. Fuck rape, we as a society are better than this.
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I'm also pretty sure based on the voice at the end that he recorded this at Warlord Campbell's Hellish Hovel.
 
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eaglesfan665 said:
I like to imagine satan is whispering "fuck, rape" in Cobes' ear and he just doesn't understand that it's an instruction, not a statement of opinion
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Someone said in some video (admittedly have not seen it) he trails off and says something to the effect of "When your dry spell hits as long as mine, you need to keep the dark thoughts under control" or something similar.
 
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Umaibae said:
Nope. This is Homegirl Ellen’s parents’ house. The voice and the Elvis posters are all giveaways. And we have seen this place before in older videos.

Who’s Ellen?? 2.0 saga is here!!
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That was my second guess! Very interesting.
 

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Someone sent him cookies in a care package and he's been snacking on them the past few weeks so he's doing a food review on them now. He has a snot in his nose. Cookies are strawberry flavour. Kobes says they're tasty. These cookies would go nicely with strawberry milk.


Seizure Robot did a call in stream yesterday:

Best part of this is at 1:16:39 someone calls in as Kobes' rape demon


Here's more 2016 archives and BCV summaries:
Pop Star bitten by a king cobra while she preforms 2016-04-11
Josh opens up eating a burrito while filming and talks about shaving his "clit tickler" moustache (start-1:50) | Josh deep throating a giant microwaved gas station burrito (1:50-7:10) | Josh starts talking about the Pop start being bitten (7:15- (left off at 14:49)
one of my ear rins broke 2016-04-12
Josh's pot leaf earring/gage that he bought from the cute girl called Felicia in the mall | 0:52 Josh tried to fix it but in typical Josh fashion, just made it worse | 1:34 Josh tells the story of buying the pot leaf earrings from a black haired, green eyed beauty | 2:32 FOUR weeks later, he went back to ask her out and she wasn't there. She had a boyfriend so BACK OFF |

Doritos loaded food review 2016-04-12
Josh bought a new pair of steel toe boots size 13 | 2:14 Doritos loaded | 7:23 Josh has never tried them before | 8:14 Josh bought his new boots from Walmart for almost $30 | 9:20 Josh burns himself | 10:39 Josh says he likes to try new foods | 12:50 Josh says steel toe boots are good for kicking ass and lifting heavy stuff in work | 14:50 Josh watches a food reviewer Noah something | 25:00 someone bought Josh a Fry Daddy to help him cook fries and fried chicken | 25:20 Josh talks about making Dorito covered fried chicken | 29:34 wand for JK Rowling | 30:34 Josh loved Harry Potter growing up and reading the books helped advance his reading level | 34:24 can crush | 37:54 Josh's dad Clint wants Josh to see a job coach but Josh says he likes working at Wendys | 39:27 there's a weed protest in Casper coming up on the weekend so he's going to go |

Cigar review and Voal Covers 2016-04-13
Josh has GTA 5 running in the background updating | 2:00 Tower of terror | 5:46 Josh plays GTA 5 in the background on his futon | 12:00 Josh reviews a swisher sweet cigar that cost him $2.00 | 36:10 Heart - Crazy on you vocal cover | 42:30 Rob Zombie Dracula |

Wyoming Normal pitition sighning 2016-04-16
Josh is outside at the Wyoming Normal pro weed legalisation protest. Josh is drinking a coffee and it's cold outside | 1:13 Josh is in Conwell Park and shows off the banner YEEEAUGH | 1:37 Josh says rape and paedophilia has a lower jail time than pot smokers | 2:13 his bike | 2:27 Josh hopes Bernie Sanders wins the election so pot can be made legal |

Shooting some guns 2016-04-16
Josh is out in the middle of nowhere with Steve with Steve's pump shotgun | 0:50 Steve shoots a washing machine | 1:30 Josh shoots his double barrel | 6:00 Josh starts loading shells into the pump shotgun into the ejection port until Steve tells him to load it into the bottom of the gun | 7:00 Josh shoots the shotgun | 7:50 the damage | 9:35 close up on Josh's double barrel | 14:50 Steve loads his AK47 | 17:00 Josh shoots the AK | The wind is really bad in this video

Camel 99 and hot pocket review 2016-04-17
0:35 Josh shoes off the bruise on his arm and then Josh says he won't pull a mass shooting and addresses a comment saying that Steve is a better friend then Scotty | 1:42 talks about American Dad | 3:00 Josh's fans are happy he's making more outside videos | 4:00 Josh shoots guns for fun and a comment says stop ISIS | 4:30 future mass shooter so Josh downvoted it | 4:45 handled the recoil like a pro huhuhuhh | 7:00 Josh watches his shooting video | 18:00 Josh is reviewing a Philly cheese hot pocket | 18:23 Josh's hours are starting to increase in Wendys from 2 to 3 hours | 18:50 Josh says he could be making $1,500 a month but it's ok | 23:00 Josh eats the hot pockets | 25:30 Josh covers them in ranch | 29:00 hot pockets and Camel cigs just got free advertisement | 39:32 silver lining to being single, you can get way better at guitar then fucks up a riff on the guitar |

Fixed the sling on my shot gun 2016-04-18
Josh wrapped the sling on his double barrel shotgun with guitar strings, with great power comes great responsibility | 00:57 Josh addresses that he loaded the shotgun wrong | 1:50 Josh got lots of comments saying he's a future mass shooter and disliked the comments | 14:00 Josh is a responsible gun owner | 14:10 Josh's newest album is almost done

Possiblew ideas for videos 2016-04-19
Josh's tax return filed and he has about $600 coming his way. Josh will be using most of it on food | 0:20 Josh starts planning his deep fried Doritos chicken | 3:00 Josh smacks his new pack of smokes | 3:10 Josh says he will have to wipe everything off his phone to be able to record the deep fried chicken cooking video | Josh just smokes and plans cooking the chicken | 11:50 Josh says he gots good feedback from his recent videos

End results of the ice cream bread 2016-04-19
Josh talks about cooking the ice-cream bread he just filmed | 1:25 Josh eats some of the ice cream bread and it looks grey | 2:10 Josh's ice cream bread starts falling apart and going down the side of his throne | 4:30 Josh weirdly starts lighting his cig really slowly while eating and staring at the camera | 5:50 talking about his new album | Josh just smokes, sits in silence and plays with his zippo lighter for 2 minutes straight |

Making Ice cream bread 2016-04-19
Josh records with the front facing camera and it's in poor quality | 4:14 Josh starts filming his room and does a short apartment tour | 8:00 Josh cleans a bread pan to use | 9:00 Josh sets his oven to 420 degrees | 12:00 Josh starts making the ice-cream bread and eats a spoonful of ice-cream | 19:00 adds flower | 28:00 transfers the mixture to the tray | 29:50 licks the spoon | 33:00 puts the tray into the oven to cook | 43:30 while waiting for his bread to cook, Josh eats a bowl of cereal Coco Dino Bites about an inch away from the camera so you can hear him slurping the milk | 52:00 Josh waits and farts, doesn't have anything to talk about | 52:47 Josh says it's raining outside and he conjured it | 55:30 Josh just farts and talks about being gassy | Josh's video ends the video by accident

My night 2016-04-21
Josh talks about going shooting with Steve and Rasta man and Steve getting a speeding ticket and DUI | 2:00 Josh bought a lottery ticket and... didn't win | 2:36 The cop said he could have arrested Steve but let him off with a warning and Josh was relieved because they would have had to get another ride home | 4:24 someone said bourgeois in the car and it made everyone laugh | 5:45 Josh plays with his dick through his pyjama pants | 6:47 Josh gets the hiccups |
 

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Thomas Highway said:

Dark Lord Cobes appreciates you buying his clean, autographed underwear.

The isolation is really taking its toll.
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You know between this and some people in the Snake Bones livestreams, it seems like every wand gets some soap or cologne or some kind of scented prize he pays a pretty significant mark-up for. I wonder how much he actually loses when he sells a wand, because as he mentions he also tapes the boxes up like a motherfucker which some of the SB guests have said makes them weight like three times as much as they should.

This retard found a way to lose money selling $30 sticks he picks up off the ground.
 
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You know between this and some people in the Snake Bones livestreams, it seems like every wand gets some soap or cologne or some kind of scented prize he pays a pretty significant mark-up for. I wonder how much he actually loses when he sells a wand, because as he mentions he also tapes the boxes up like a motherfucker which some of the SB guests have said makes them weight like three times as much as they should.

This retard found a way to lose money selling $30 sticks he picks up off the ground.
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lol calm down
 
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you know the world is fucked when a sexy, goth badboy can't get laid in three fucking years, all the while he's pumping out great content and running a successful business. yup. the world is definitely fucked, toobz.

how's josh doing these days. i stopped paying attention since before he got his new apartment. has he acknowledged he's balding yet? do his new neighbours put up with his shit?
 
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Praise Stephanie's magic, here are archives of her last 2 videos.
In stark contrast to a certain regarded individual she knows bot to scare away the wildlife and observe from a far.

I'm not alone in the cemetery & hot toddy


 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
You know between this and some people in the Snake Bones livestreams, it seems like every wand gets some soap or cologne or some kind of scented prize he pays a pretty significant mark-up for. I wonder how much he actually loses when he sells a wand, because as he mentions he also tapes the boxes up like a motherfucker which some of the SB guests have said makes them weight like three times as much as they should.

This retard found a way to lose money selling $30 sticks he picks up off the ground.
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This is a valid statement overall. Jord's poor money-management skills and autism combine for a superb loss in revenue. Now..if he took ONE BAR of soap and divvied it up....:cunningpepe:
 
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