Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Here's an archive of Kobes' latest chillin stream:
Start:
Going to make a root beer float. Shows ingredients and gives instructions on how to make a sneaky snake float. Ben and Jerry's #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement
Not your fathers root beer #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement
3:49:
Kobes is sick and tired of rude people
4:55:
2 songs done for the album
6:04:
Kobes is an adult and will drink on the weekend if he wants to. Kobes would serve sneaky snake floats at a party at his dream house.
8:47:
Kobes is tired of rude people. He's getting shit off people for texting a troll. Back to talking about his drink. Nummies for your tummies. Want to diet but can't.
11:18:
Keep going is one of the songs on his new album and it's about how he perseveres despite the trolls. Plays the song.
14:25:
Finishes his drink. Ignore the trolls. Make album. Drink sneaky snake float. Make wands.
17:57:
It's hard to autograph a wand. Going to be making cheaper shot gun shell wands. Talks about trolls texting him again. Does dip #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement . Talks about dip flavours.
20:30:
Talks about gta5
22:00:
Back to talking about troll texts. You can buy guns and join the army at 18 but you can't buy dip. It's ridiculous YouTube.
23:48:
Kobes has big plans to make wands and make a new album. It's a business exchange. Not about money he wants to make the fans happy.
25:20:
Talks about gta5 again. Kobes would design his own video game if he won the lottery. Shout out to Deathbed Tapes
27:13:
Mango Pepsi #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement Talks about being a celebrity.
29:20:
Says a woman called him a faggot for carrying a messenger bag. Says a dude threatened to shoot him the other day. Talks about getting troll texts. He's trying to run a professional business here. Complains about not being able to get a real job because of the trolls. Says it sucks because he's very good at janitorial and fast food jobs.
34:20:
Talks about the wand he just sold. Trolls suck Kobes dick. Cobra jokes.
36:16:
Back to talking about being called a faggot for carrying a messenger bag.
37:10:
Shills his Tee spring. Someone bought a female empowerment shirt. His cash flow is better than someone who is not a YouTube celebrity. Trolls are jealous of how he makes money. Kobes wouldn't fuck with his haters jobs. Stop YouTube bullying.
40:00:
Complains about being demonetarised for using tobacco on YouTube.
42:40:
Says he overheard someone today say that they hate that goth dude. Went to use his card to get stuff to make a cooking video and his card didn't work. Next cooking video will be flaming hot Cheetos. It's gonna have pizazz.
46:00:
Singing freestyle to a random beat.
50:00:
Puts on a video about clocktowers. Bell Tower reactions.
54:35:
Talking about the song he's writing call keep going. As soon as he starts writing the song the whole world turns against him. Will try the taco Bell challenge again.
57:00:
Shout outs and thanks for supporting his channel. Drinking mango Pepsi #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement doing dip and chillin like a Rockstar villain. Racism in the 50s. SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE.

Here's the rest of the May 2016 archives and BCV summaries:
having a drink 2016-05-18
Josh talks about going to the gym and working out and the cobra yoga position while wearing his funny gloves | 4:00 people are telling Josh to smash his other guitar and he says fuck off | 13:17 Josh talks about how Frosty's has a jam night every Tuesday and talks about driving away customers with his guitar playing | 14:50 Josh talks about how trolls prank call Black Sunday when he went to get his tattoo done | 25:00 make all the jokes you want, Josh is huge | 26:43 a fan was planning on making a custom pin for Josh but he wants the money to towards getting a car | 29:00 Josh shows off his skateboard | 34:00 Josh went out shooting with Steve but they got pulled over by the cops | 36:50 Josh talks about getting pimples in school and kids made fun of him | 37:50 Josh heard his sisters are getting bullied in school | 38:31 Josh talks about being bullied in school | 40:00 when Josh was a senior, kids threw basketballs at him and some cute girls felt sorry for him | 45:25 Josh talks about taking ownership of a girls fart | 50:00 some girls find big guys who guitar sexy |

Reacton video 2016-05-18
Josh gets sent a link to a video a Youtuber made making fun of Josh called Castellus Zemi aka Fat Fuck From Kentucky | Josh literally plays guitar for an hour, he stops at 1:05:00 | 1:06:30 Josh finally talks about the youtuber's video | 1:12:30 Josh says people make fun of him when they don't know him |

Being single can suck sometimes 2016-05-20
2:45 Josh has 2.6k subscribers | 3:00 people like Josh because he's real | 5:52 Josh has seen things that boggles his mind, he knows a fat gross girl that has four guys wanting to fuck her | 7:22 Josh thinks he will be alone forever | 11:18 - 14:00Josh tells the story about going to the mall to get his pot earrings and meeting the cute girl | 14:10 Josh drops his cigar | 17:19 Josh now wants to save up for a sex doll because he's thinking about being alone for the rest of his life | 21:38 Josh is thinking of asking his fans to donate to get a sex doll. Josh offers a wand to the highest donor | 24:00 Josh plugs his PayPal

Smoking a cigar to celabrate 2600 subscribers 2016-05-20
Josh had a dream he was in bed with a hot goth girl | 21:23 Josh upgraded his iPhone from a 3 to a 6 |

Reading some comments 2016-05-21
A troll made a comment and said Josh looks like a huge pussy magnet | 1:30 Josh talks about Stephanie and how he made her bad after fuckin | 3:20 Josh said the last girl he fucked had the biggest dick she had. Josh didn't want to go out with her because she was too fat | 5:20 Josh makes a funny joke about his sex life and he would rather smoke weed than have sex | 6:40 Josh talks about setting up a PO box so fans can send him stuff in the mail. He also says he doesn't want his address out there because he may have to shoot a stalker | 8:00 Josh sits in silence for a while and then says he shouldn't ask his fans for money | 9:30 Josh only gets $100-$200 every 2 weeks | 10:25 Josh has a goth exterior but he's a hard worker | 12:40 Josh talks about being single and he doesn't know why because he has attractive qualities | 13:00 Josh is getting his guitar out of the shop soon | 15:55 someone tells Josh to get rid of his glasses | Josh does some vocal covers and then noodles on guitar |

Rest in Peace Alen Young and Nick Menza 2016-05-23
Josh pays respect to the old drummer from Megadeth and the voice actor for Duck Tales | To pay his respects, Josh sings Green Day

Why do men have to try harder to get sex the women 2016-05-23
A friend gave Josh a ciggy maker | 6:00 a YouTube commenter talks about double standers | Josh rants about sexist double standers and how men have to try to fuck but women can dick | 14:44 Josh says he only needs to put away $20 to get his drivers license, hasn't tried to because he's nervous about failing the exam | 19:35 Josh's bike chain popped off | 20:58 Josh talks about saving up for a sex doll | 25:45 Josh cleaned his desk | 38:11 Josh talks about his hair and how he's seen goths with half their heads shaved |

Got my guitar fixed 2016-05-26
2:00 Josh got his guitar fixed for about $50 | 24:00 Josh gets a call from someone | 30:00 Josh does vocal covers and does a 'soppy' song too boost his sex appeal with the ladies | 51:00 Josh fucks up on a song badly |

Ansering some questions 2016-05-27
Josh got his guitar fixed at the Rockstar Music Store in Casper | 0:40 people asked Josh if he's ever shat in the woods | Josh talks about Black Lives Matter on Facebook and noodles on guitar

guitar playing 2016-05-30
A troll made fun of Josh for not being able to play the guitar, so Josh shows them he can | 1:53 josh tries to summon a thunderstorm for Casper | 18:19 Josh remembers in high school his headphones went off in school | 21:36 Josh drops his pick then has trouble finding it in the dark | 44:21 Josh tells himself not to smash the guitar | 44:50 Josh clips his nails | 55:26 Josh read that people say Josh needs professional help but talks about hating his biological mother being crazy |

Happy Momorial day 2016-05-30
Josh talks about weed and plays the national anthem

Cigar review 2016-05-31
Josh shaved his stash | 9:55 someone asked if they can send him tobacco gift certificates and he's happy with that | 14:44 99% of people who talk shit on his guitar playing don't play guitar themselves | 15:38 Josh wants to cum down trolls mouths | 16:10 Josh was at Scotty's house and they were saying they can get him pussy and it turned out she was fat and had a kid and Josh turned her down and then had an argument with Scotty's sister | 21:37 talks about Scotty trying to set him up with Bailey | 24:31 he's noticed hot girls checking him out | 25:55 Josh calls his goatee a clit tickler | 27:00 Josh says he has a vampiric look | 28:30 Josh ain't pussy whipped | 29:00 Josh's friends warned Josh that the girl was a slut | 30:00 Josh has thought of saving up for a sex doll | 31:33 a lot of women like men with big strong arms | 32:28 Josh shows his scalp but he's seen goths with half their heads shaved | 34:55 fuck trikateria, his hair is gorgeous | 37:00 Josh cleans his filthy glasses | 48:44 shitty guitar playing |
 
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Ellesse_warrior said:
Bless your memory, it's archived and timestamped in this post
I wrote that he googled if it was illegal to hit people with special needs
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Your archive video happened on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, which was on Thursday. The Thursday livestream is currently blocked and no one has released a copy.
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happy thanksgivng

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So obviously this "hitting autistics is a illegal" was in the air that week. Something which pops up from time to time.

From Bitesize on reddit.

Video was removed/blocked because of coyprighted music.
Here's a rough rundown of what happened for archival purposes:
  • Josh started the video wishing everyone a happy Thanksgiving
  • Josh did a Shon and Saunders skit after saying that he will be sending Shon off to be upgrade at ThrowThings.com
  • Josh numerous times said that he needs to wrap up the livestream shortly so he can get ready to go have Thanksgiving dinner with his family
  • After the Shon and Saunders skit, Josh got his Mr. Microphone and did a few "NO PUSSSAAAH" lines and talked about warm walnuts and giving girls a reach around when you fuck them from behind
  • Josh was looking in the boxes near his workbench to try and find his headphones
  • Josh gave up looking for his headphones and play Ozzy - Bark at the moon and sang along with his Mr. Microphone
  • Josh sang Linking Park - In The End
  • Josh then sang Bruno Mars for the ladies
  • Josh ended the livestream singing to Journey - Love Will Find You
Livestream length: 1 hour 30 minutes and some odd change
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ShiningBrightly said:
lol @ cobra claiming to make someone cry in the parking lot for telling him to get laid. also he single handedly made his apartment building change their policy to non smoking. stank it up more than anyone had ever stank that place up before.

truly a powerful warlock
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It was probably always non-smoking, it's just that he is just now on the landlord's radar as someone who is smoking in the unit. Or the landlord knew but just now got a complaint.
 
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SnusBurns said:
It was probably always non-smoking, it's just that he is just now on the landlord's radar as someone who is smoking in the unit. Or the landlord knew but just now got a complaint.
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Yeah, it was always non smoking. When Cobes first moved in, he was smoking outside. That didn't last for long. Eviction saga 2.0 coming in nicely.
 
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His mention of a 8-10 string guitar with 36 scalloped frets, "super-distortion", "crunchy-clean" and "somewhere in-between" pickups with a tremolo system is just like his cooking. More == more good.

Have these deathbed tape guys ever said anything about him?
 
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Finally, our Dark Lord has blessed us with another dank Mac & Cheese recipe. He's still using his patented method of not draining the water and leaving it on the stove to reduce for an hour after adding all of the ingredients. It's hands down the most satanic-looking recipe he's made to date.


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i've sat through plenty of awful cobra content but i just can't deal with these phone videos with the broken mic.

EDIT: i also wanted to say, on tonight's live stream he's watching those fucking retarded dharman or whatver his name is videos on youtube. those fucking cringe moralfag videos like "girl makes fun of nerd and immediately regrets it!" and he's cheering them on like the fucking regard he is. these vids are basically exactly the same as the wacky scenarios he makes up in his head to justify his gender relation theories.
 
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TurdFondler said:
It looks like a spoonful of minced raw organ meat. Definitely goth.

Nicotine vapes don't pack the same punch as real tobacco. It's okay for someone trying to taper an addiction but pipe tobacco has so much more to it.
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Yeah I get that but if he's going to smoke nonstop 24/7 he can take his tobacco outside and vape inside. Its called not being a nuisance neighbour.
 
Josh really does not like vaping nicotine. When he first tried it he ended up getting vape juice in his mouth back in like 2014. Ever since then he does not like the idea of vaping nicotine but will do CBD. Seems like he would rather smoke outside than vape.
 
LunaLuLu said:
Yeah I get that but if he's going to smoke nonstop 24/7 he can take his tobacco outside and vape inside. Its called not being a nuisance neighbour.
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There's a very real possibility that he believes they sympathize with him. Even when he lies about shit that happens to him and what people say to him, a recurring theme seems to be he honestly believes everyone around him knows about people fucking with him on the internet and cuts him slack over it.
SnusBurns said:
Josh really does not like vaping nicotine. When he first tried it he ended up getting vape juice in his mouth back in like 2014. Ever since then he does not like the idea of vaping nicotine but will do CBD. Seems like he would rather smoke outside than vape.
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Has he tried mixing it with candy and soda like he needs to do to stomach his alcohol?
 
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