Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Haters like to run there mouths 2016-06-17
0:49 someone talked shit so Josh removed his comment | 3:30 Josh gets asked when he smokes tobacco when it comes to having sex | 6:15 fuck the people that fuck with Josh | 8:26 Josh washed the beans off his Rob Zombie shirt | 24:32 Josh talks about his leaked nudes on his internet, he did it to become more famous

Bacon Mozzarella cheeseburger review 2016-06-17
Josh is eating some lunch before he starts his shift at Wendys | 7:35 big bite of the burger, Josh has an orgasm |

My fingernails are not dirty 2016-06-17
Someone commented on Josh's last video saying his fingernails were dirty for work, so Josh trimmed his nails and roasts his trolls | Josh does vocal covers after

Soda review and vocal covers 2016-06-18
Josh went grocery store shopping, his bag split open and his shit went everywhere | 1:00 Josh smacked his head in work | 1:30 Josh talks about the video of Josh jacking off on vimeo, he says it was an experiment to troll his trolls and everyone is obsessed with his dick | 4:00 Josh's phone starts playing music in his pocket | 12:53 trolls always make fun of him and call him retard Josh tries to open up a can with his can opener | 17:00 Josh talks about cleaning the lobby in work | 17:41 Josh tells the story about the rude woman who made fun of Josh's job | 21:29 Josh can't open up the can of pink salmon | 23:53 it's going to be opened if it likes it or not | 26:23 farting and can | 29:00 Josh finally figures it out but spills the juices | 30:54 Josh talks about vagina smelling like fish | 39:30 Josh wipes his hands on his shirt | 44:51 Josh got a lottery ticket | 1:01:50 Josh cringes at his singing |

Making Mac and Cheese 2016-06-21
26:00 Josh makes ranch and mac n cheese | 32:00 mac n cheese with ease |

Cigar review and drink combinations 2016-06-21
0:15 Josh got his PayPal money so he bought tobacco and alcohol | 3:24 Josh recalls being in high school and turning 18 and bought some cigs, Josh's phone plays music in his pocket again | 4:14 Josh has finished his album and has uploaded it to tunecore |

Deep frted goodness 2016-06-22
Josh makes deep fried avocados and has a booger out his nose. It's a classic

I have a date with a girl coming up soon 2016-06-26
0:42 someone left a note on Josh's bike (a note from a 'girl' ) | 2:27 "nice bike" | 4:22 Josh says the coming Friday, Josh has a date coming up set up by Scotty | 5:29 It's Izzy, Tina's roommate | 6:44 Josh was excited when he found out, he took a few days off to 'reflect upon it' | 7:00 Scotty said she plays guitar, into music and has black hair and green eyes | 9:00 don't expect any sex on the first date | 9:20 Josh is at work on that day but that's fine | 10:18 Josh says he may have scored a date with a raven-haired-beauty | 10:40 Josh doesn't know what happened to Bailey | 11:25 they are going on a double date with Scotty and Tina | 12:41 fart Josh wants the date to go as smoothly as possible and talks about his clumsiness | 14:56 Josh talks about how he was working in Wendys he smashed his head on a doorknob | 15:44 Josh thinks his clumsiness is the reason why his hours are getting cut in work | 16:48 Scotty got him a date | 18:25 Josh says if he gets rejected on this date he will give up | 19:45 giving up on dating and sex | 22:15 Josh posted the update on Facebook and people asked him to film it | 23:38 Josh talks about a fishing/dating metaphor | 24:00 it wouldn't upset Josh if Izzy rejects him | 24:25 Josh's day was brightened up to learn the news of the date | 25:13 Scotty has been trying to be Josh's wingman | 26:20 Josh ran out of ideas for videos so he took time off | 28:00 Josh talks about how he will prepare for the date | 29:45 Josh is done with dating if he gets rejected | 32:00 Josh talks about giving off a good first impression | 33:18 fans on Facebook think Josh conjured this date | 36:00 Scotty hit Josh up and said he got him a date | 37:00 Josh thinks he has a good chance with Izzy because she plays guitar | 37:32 Josh is going to wear a muscle shirt to show off his big arms | 37:55 repeats himself about the date | 38:12 Tina and going to a date at the park | 44:00 Josh uses his magic powers to contact the dead to ask about the date |

Haters won't stop me from getting better at guitar 2016-06-28
People on Facebook asked if Josh still identifies as goth and talks about eye liner and dying his hair | 1:30 people talk shit about his guitar playing, fuck em | 2:00 Wendys doesn't allow nail polish while working | 5:00 Josh had dinner with his dad at Charlie T's and his dad gave him a pack of smokes | 6:45 you can't tell Josh has trikateria, he hopes his hair looks good for his date | 7:00 Josh didn't win the lottery | 7:50 Josh reads a comment saying Josh's neighbours hate his guitar playing | 16:55 Josh thinks he has a better change of getting a girlfriend before he wins the lottery and mentions his date | 18:00 Josh discusses the double date with Scotty, Tina and Izzy and they are going to hang out at the park, commenters also make bets on the date not happening |

Playing some guitar 2016-06-28
13:00 Josh puts on socks | 14:00 Josh talks about possibly taking Izzy back to his apartment to play guitar for her, he talks about if Izzy is better at guitar than him but Josh thinks it would be a turn on | 15:15 Josh talks about the plans for the date and hopes it goes well | 18:35 Josh will be clean for the date | 25:30 only a few days until the date, Josh is looking forward to it |

food reviews 2016-06-28
Josh reviews Reeces puffs cereal | 8:06 Josh bet Josh $150 that the date won't happen, Josh begs to differ and he will get the last laugh | 9:38 believe it or not but Josh isn't sponsored by Reeces | 16:37 Josh laughs at the people betting on the date not happening | 23:44 Josh talks about having the farts on a first date | 24:19 Josh did cheap on Stephanie and having a good relationship | 28:24 If your can opener won't work then use a knife | 33:42 Josh wont cut himself with a knife | 34:48 Josh thinks eating beans is going to make his arms look big for his date on Friday | 35:53 even Josh doesn't think anyone will watch this video | 38:00 Josh can already feel his arms getting protein from eating cold beans | 40:00 Josh gets beans all over his shirt | 41:00 Josh's diet consists of 98% protein | 42:00 you can't argue with the results | 45:00 Josh gets drunk and talks about his date being on YouTube | 58:00 Josh isn't too drunk to cook | 59:00 people tell Josh to shower in the comments |

Heterosexuality pride parade causes uproar on social media 2016-06-29
Josh saw a 'straight pride' thing on Facebook and people went nuts | Josh watches a TYT video | 19:24 Josh hates it when people throw white privilege in his face |

Rest in Peace Scotty Moore guitarist for Elvis 2016-06-29
Josh makes a video about the guitarist for Elvis dying and gave birth to 'RIP Homeboy Scotty' |

Terrorist attack 36 dead 2016-06-29
0:30 almost FOUR in the morning | Josh talks about the 2016 Atatürk Airport attack in Turkey |

Vocal cover for You ant nothing but a hound dog by Elvis 2016-06-29
To pay his respects to Scotty Moore, Josh sings 'you ain't nothing but a hounddog'

My homeboy Scottie did not die 2016-06-29
Josh braided his hair | 0:32 Homeboy Scotty did NOT die | 1:18 Sorry to hear about your homeboy! | 2:00 Scotty is a live and well, the double date is still on | 2:42 the stupidity is mind-boggling | 4:22 Josh posted a pic on Facebook of a mansion and people asked if it was his | 6:24 Josh knows they are trolling | 6:55 Josh has an awesome date coming up on Friday | 8:00 Josh is still goth | 20:20 someone call the fire department over his guitar playing |

Learning guitar can be difficult sometimes 2016-06-29
Josh talks about learning guitar | 8:22 Josh talks about playing guitar would help during high school |

Looking forwerd to my date 2016-06-30
Just pulls an all-nighter because he's looking forward to his date tomorrow with Izzy | 0:30 probably most definitely | 2:25 Josh's old shirt had sardine oil and one person told him to wear it to the date | 3:21 Josh has a sinking feeling that the date may go horribly | 3:55 Josh talks about Izzy | 5:00 Josh disabled comments on his old videos saying RIP Scotty | 6:00 Josh doesn't think Elvis is dead | 7:19 Josh says his phone is weird and sometimes doesn't go off when Scotty calls | 8:35 Josh has work at 11:30 - 2pm at Wendys and will come home and get changed for the date | 9:00 Josh talks about chat up lines | 9:45 Josh hopes work goes by fast | 10:49 Josh says he's not a ladies man | 11:00 Josh tells the Hey there Delila story | 12:00 Josh is nervous about the date | 13:18 Josh tells his fans not to worry if you don't see him for a while if he gets a girlfriend | 15:47 Josh tries keeping his personal life and YouTube life separate | 16:16 Josh doesn't like the idea of the date being cancelled | 17:00 Josh doesn't have sex on the first date | 19:27 there's a lot of what if's going on in his head | 22:20 Josh wont force Izzy to be in his videos | 22:38 Josh has people trolling him betting on the date getting cancelled | 23:00 Josh hasn't had a girl in months |
 
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Poor Kobes barely got 2 words in during this stream and still got trolled.

Here's his stream from yesterday:


Video Response
Start:
Doing a gender relations video response. Turned off chat on purpose. Shout out to people who bought wands.
1:20:
Starts the video for 2 seconds. Drinking Corona Mango and mixing mango Monster with it. Fuck sexism, fuck racism, power to the people. Kobes isn’t trying to start drama on YouTube. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Says they say a lot of these things about women to a degree. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Says he’s not passing judgment on anyone because people judge him. Back to the video.
5:30:
Gives advice on how to deal with Kobes. Does his introduction again. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about how long he’s been making videos and trolls. Average is a stereotype or something. Body shaming, double standards, both sides!
8:33:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. People are trying too hard to be different. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes isn’t stealing content he’s just giving his opinion. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about his drink. Complains about women on the dating scene.
12:00:
Wands in the mail tomorrow thanks for supporting his Etsy. Back to complaining about women on the dating scene. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Shout out to Ozzy. Shills his anti-rape shirt. People complain that Kobes doesn’t do enough video responses to videos made by pee oh cees. Kobes is anti-racism don’t get it twisted. Gives dating advice.
16:46:
Back to the video. Trolls. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Mostly talking about dick sizes.
18:59:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes says it’s an old video that he’s responding to. Back to the video for 2 seconds. The female form is worshipped in our society. Confidence and gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Confidence and gender relations. Shout out to Kobes’ dry spell. Kobes lists off all the great qualities about himself. Moar beer. Child support rant.
23:13:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Confidence and gender relations. Shills Tactical Soap. The person who bought the most expensive wand will get some cologne as a free gift.
25:26:
Poot.
25:46:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gives advice on how to better yourself. Talks about his drink. Talks about his new album. Talks about Ozzy.
28:00:
Talks about the money from his wand sales. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Average is a mentality.
Says it’s going to be a long video response. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Shills his anti-rape t-shirt. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Scenario of elderly person with dementia who forgets their other half died. Single moms. Improve yourself instead of focusing on getting laid. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Complaining about women. Focus on the of age hotties that find you attractive. Gives dating advice.
33:40:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what’s said in the video. Overly sensitive women accusing everyone of rape.
35:12:
Back to the video. Parrots what’s said in the video. Fake Love is people not showing up for dates.
36:56:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women and men are competitive.
37:55:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Men complaining about this stuff should study women’s history and STFU. Overly sensitive people in society. Back to the video.
39:39:
Gender relations. Both sides! Double Standards! #metoo Brings George Floyd into it for some reason. Race relations rant. Back to the video.
42:25:
Women think they like assholes.
43:20:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women and men treat each other like shit because they've been treated like shit by the opposite sex. Can crush for the fans. Only 2 cans of Monster for today. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Average dudes are dudes who don’t want a relationship. If you don’t want a relationship you are being a dick, just get a sex doll. Dating scene is flooded with men who are making the good men look bad. Sluts and assholes are cockblocking/ cuntblocking their own gender. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gives dating advice.
48:06:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes gets philosophical. Back to the video.
49:30:
Average dudes, Gender relations. Shout out to Kobes’ dry spell. #waitingpatiently
52:00:
That of age goth dude smells good. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations.
53:13:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Bettering yourelf takes work. Don’t be depressed because there are people worse off in society. Believe in yourself, fuck your sky God. Back to the video for 2 seconds. No one wants to admit they are the problem. Saving Monster for later. Kobes talks about how he’s not an alcoholic.
55:57:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Both sides! Gender relations.
56:58:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Can’t control your circumstances. Kobes doesn’t use the enword. Fuck racism. Race relations rant.
59:01:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is pissed his friends and family compliment him but he has been rejected by every girl he’s ever liked. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dating scene rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. The female form is worshipped in our society. Sex is a want not a need.
1:01:40:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Don’t be miserable because no one will want to have sex with you.
1:02:25:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women always want the opposite of what they say. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gives dating advice.
1:03:40:
Scenario of dating a woman who is using him for a wedding ring. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women should work for it because you don’t want to be a simp. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women don’t have to try hard t0 find an of age partner, contradicts himself in the next sentence. Giving reward with no work creates a sloppy partner. Scenario of teasing your partner.
1:07:34:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes gets $200 tomorrow TMDWU. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Simp shaming. Back to the video.
1:09:51:
Hot girls don’t exist because beauty is subjective. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Soul mates. Back to the video. Hot girls can be good girlfriends if they don’t know they are hot and you treat her right. Scenario of hot date for hot of age girlfriend who doesn’t know she’s hot. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about his past cooking videos. Both genders like someone who can cook.
1:14:15:
Back to the video for 1 second. Double standards men can’t check out other women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Looks aren’t everything. Hot people are stupid. Don’t stereotype. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Instagram chicks are fake. Soul mates.
1:17:26:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. We live in a society that encourages women to show off their bodies. Talks about hot of age YouTubers he watches. Compares finding your soul mate to making a wand. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Beauty is subjective. #killallmen they need to check their privilege, double standards. Back to the video for 2 seconds. You can’t control if someone else is attracted to your girlfriend. Don’t stare at other men’s girlfriends.
1:21:41:
Back to the video. Both sides! Gender relations! One more beer and that’s his cut off point.
1:23:40:
Back to the video. Wands in the mail tomorrow. TWU. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Can’t tell who’s crazy from a surface level. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Not fair on all the other women if only hot of age goth chicks were all men wanted. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dating advice. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dating advice. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dating scene.
1:28:04:
Back to the video. Fuck your beauty standards. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Period scenario. Taking a break after he finishes this beer. Both sides have body positivity issues. Both sides have meanies. Internet trolls. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Beauty fades. Looks and personality is 50:50.
1:32:26:
Might be going to London next Spring with homedad Clint. Talks about London and Big Ben Back to the video.
1:34:33:
Race relations rant. Don’t be sexist towards women and then bitch about the racisms. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Whispers to his rape demon. Talks about his struggles with his temper.
1:37:52:
Back to the video. Talks about cooking. Back to the video for 2 seconds. The book of Thomas. Back to the video for 2 seconds. It’s okay for men to wear makeup and dresses as long as they are not hurting kids. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Men judge other men on their appearance. Back to the video.
1:41:46:
Race relations rant. Dating Scene rant.
1:43:00:
Back to the video. We live in a system that’s incredibly racist. Back to the video. You have a choice to be lazy or work hard for what you want in life. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fuck racism, power to the people. Back to the video for 2 seconds. People stay in their rut because they lack confidence. Back to the video. If you ain’t happy with yourself your hot girlfriend won’t make you happy. Back to the video.
1:48:30:
Kobes likes the video even though he doesn’t agree with everything said. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is not an alcoholic. Moar beer. Not mixing with Monster because he doesn’t want too much caffeine. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is living his best life. Fuck the haters. Back to the video.
1:51:50:
Kobes has chat turned off because he doesn’t want to read comments about his dry spell. Back to the video. Kobes isn’t here to disagree with anyone to be honest. Might not do the full video because he’s only 23 minutes in. Back to the video.
1:54:44:
Everyone needs to put work into the relationship. Back to the video for 2 seconds. You have to make your life happen for you. Back to the video. Kobes relates to this next caller. Decides he’s going to do the whole video. Back to the video.
2:00:54:
You can’t control your woman so she is not a representation of you. Double standards! Back to the video for 2 seconds. The problem with our society is saying you’re not getting shot over a piece of ass. Back to the video.
2:03:40:
Sore Teeth monkey faces. Still watching the video.
2:05:49:
Men and Women use their advantages to the opposite sex and then complain. Both sides! Chewing his drink. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what’s said in the video. COMMUNICATION. It’s the goddamn truth. Can’t let someone else’s agenda control your agenda on the dating scene. Back to the video.
2:10:58:
Kobes doesn’t agree with saying women are acting right. Their behaviour is reflective of how they were treated previously. Back to the video. Kobes calls them out on their sexism. Back to the video.
2:16:54:
Last beer for the stream. Beer piss. Mumbles about trolls on his way to the toilet. Returns and says morals are more important than personal hygiene. Back to the video.
2:19:46:
Rant about them saying coachable women while he walks off and back into the room. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Continued coachable women rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what’s said in the video. Back to the video. Parrots what’s said in the video.
2:23:10:
Says he almost threw up in his mouth. Back to the video.
2:23:56:
Kobes is against kink shaming. Shout out to someone who sent him money to his PayPal TMDWU. Back to the video.
2:25:30:
Kobes disagrees with what’s being said. Mutual attraction. Soul mates. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women want commitment because they expect it. Back to the video.
2:27:36:
Men also bring value to a woman. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Submissive women are uninteresting. It’s the fight that keeps things interesting YouTube. Kobes is in his chilling out shorts enjoying the beautiful weather. Gender relations makes Kobes want to pull his hair out. Shills his TeeSpring. Back to the video.
2:31:53:
No one likes behaviour modification. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Scenario of Kobes hitting on a hot of age Goth chick. Shills his TeeSpring again. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots hat’s said in the video. Back to the video.
2:35:00:
Gender relations – Woman respecter Kobes. Back to the video. Stop worrying about being original, just do your thing and keep women and children safe. Back to the video.
2:37:29:
Kobes explains the problem with our society YouTube. Working on songs and gender relations. Back to the video. Parrots what’s said in the video. Kobes is looking pretty drunk right now.
2:40:39:
Definitely the last beer now. Checks his door for some reason. Comes back, mumbles about gender relations. Picks up food at his door.
2:44:00:
Surprise Burger King Yukbang.
2:46:13:
Lists off what he ordered. Burger hack.
2:48:18:
Drops his burger. Licks sauce off his hand and nearly pukes.
2:49:54:
Behold the monster burger. Eats burger like an apple.
2:55:14:
Puts the burger in the fridge for later.
2:56:44:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Just because a woman will suck your dick doesn’t mean she’s the right woman for you. Back to the video. Gets his burger and starts eating it gain. He is passing out eating his burger.
3:00:08:
Gonna pass out
3:00:47:
Stops the video to say that he’s full.
3:02:25:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Says he ordered fast food earlier, not going to lie. Got $200 coming in tomorrow. Talks about his Burger King food hack. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what’s said in the video.
3:05:36:
Passing out. Unexpected sneeze. He’s asleep. LOL
3:43:30:
Someone knocks on the door and wakes him up. He can’t open the door. Eventually get’s it open and then ends the stream.

Lenin Lime edit of the stream:

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ShiningBrightly said:
i keep seeing comments that warlord is in jail...anyone confirm this and know what he's in for?
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He is in jail per arrest reports, and the subreddit had inmate roster information I can't seem to find atm. Jord has talked about him being in jail (including telling everyone Warlord had been raped at some point) and though Josh has a habit of blatantly making shit up, as of now it seems to be true.

He's officially locked up for "failure to comply" but he has a nasty habit of beating the shit out of his wives and girlfriends on the reg, so I'd imagine it stemmed from some kind of domestic incident.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
He is in jail per arrest reports, and the subreddit had inmate roster information I can't seem to find atm. Jord has talked about him being in jail (including telling everyone Warlord had been raped at some point) and though Josh has a habit of blatantly making shit up, as of now it seems to be true.

He's officially locked up for "failure to comply" but he has a nasty habit of beating the shit out of his wives and girlfriends on the reg, so I'd imagine it stemmed from some kind of domestic incident.
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thx for the info. i seem to remember him talking about some sort of sexual assault incident before, i wonder if thats what josh was referring to or if something happened this time..
 
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Take note. the last video josh eats a spicey gummy and throws up and then has to rush off for a shit. Fucking hilarious
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it truly is. that along with the little caesars today makes me feel like he may start shitting himself / parts of hismelf soon.

also theres something disturbing about josh trying to talk like a normal youtuber in the newest vid. hit the like button and subscribe for more garlic butter crimes from yaboi
 
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it truly is. that along with the little caesars today makes me feel like he may start shitting himself / parts of hismelf soon.

also theres something disturbing about josh trying to talk like a normal youtuber in the newest vid. hit the like button and subscribe for more garlic butter crimes from yaboi
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Jord kind of goes in and out with aping various mannerisms from other people, usually dropping them as randomly as he picks them up. His bizarre "rap hands for emphasis" thing he does pretty often seems to be a relatively recent development, for example.
 
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