Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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There was a toy, "boglins" in the 80's and 90's. Boglim appears to be a word.

Yeah, BiteSize is the best for the sensical stuff, Lenin Lime is up there, Walnut Grove absolutely kills it for edited material and King Cobra Animated is the shit

Anything outside of these is pure faggotry and they should be hung.
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Where we at with the Snake Bones podcast? I feel like people have disregarded him as faggotry before but I feel like he sits more alongside some of the better aspects of the subreddit with none of the glory hogging.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Where we at with the Snake Bones podcast? I feel like people have disregarded him as faggotry before but I feel like he sits more alongside some of the better aspects of the subreddit with none of the glory hogging.
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I like Seizure. I really don't understand the recent hate he got over the Steph interview. Some were mad that he did not milk her for every last drop of Josh commentary, when Seizure openly says she did not want to do the interview for a long time and was skittish when they were talking. So it had to be less about Josh and more casual, which was fine.

I like Spooky Tuning too (though he is AFK as of recent). And the "Gary the Demon" channel that acts like Tim and Eric. Or "Goat pepper herbal tea" and "Puppet Crust"
 
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Love SeizureRobot, he does original stuff and makes it fun. Anybody who hates Seizure is a troll. I used to really like TardHub but they disappeared one day, but Spooky Tuning makes quality edits I forgot about him.

I've also recently come across The Casper Goblin who makes good content and has been live streaming old Cobes videos 24/7 for a while.
 
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I'm new to the KingCobra lore but I really enjoy the stuff. Granted I have only watched the clip channels but it seem he is someone one can enjoy for quite a while :story:
What are the best sagas I should definitely watch?
 
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Backtracking a bit, do you happen to remember which thread this was posted under? Reddit's search function is dogshit. I wanted to check out what was said because Bitesize is one of my favorite clip channels, and I'd hate to see him go.
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There's a misconception that if you're in that discord then you're a part of a group. That's not the case.

Josh has been in discord servers before and he shares things that he wouldn't normally on his YouTube channel. There is a sense of FOMO for sure. Recently Josh hardly ever goes on the discord and when he does, he just watches videos and doesn't do much.

I've been watching Josh and a mod on this sub since 2016, I've seen lots of discord servers Josh has been a part of come and go.

I don't want to be a part of community drama or pick sides because I'm here to watch Josh and edit his videos. And to be honest, I'm kind of thinking me editing videos will come to an end soon. Who knows.
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Here's Kobes' stream from Thursday:
Start:
Correcting chat for saying happy Friday. Neatly finished the wand he's working on. Found some bud light seltzer. Tired of people trying to start drams between him and cooltaste.
2:50:
Not an alcoholic. Vague blogging about Courtney. Reading chat.
5:30:
Back to talking about Courtney. Complaining about not being able to transfer money from PayPal. Says he has $60 in his bank account so its no longer in the negative. Has to get his bike fixed. Back to Complaining about PayPal.
8:56:
Getting bank statements tomorrow and bringing his bike to get fixed.
10:27:
Talking about finding his seltzer. Not an alcoholic. Back to Complaining about PayPal. 2 wands made so far. Back to Complaining about PayPal.
20:46:
How to deal with going bald. Looks up videos to react to.
22:30:
Purs on a Lindsay Ivan video.
24:35:
Creepy about Lindsay. Back to the video
25:54:
Shares his wisdom from working in fast food. He's already watched this video. Back to the video. Parrots what's said in the video. Repeat.
28:58:
Cracking open a seltzer for all the fast food workers. Going to do a video response to a vegan booty video after this. Back to the video.
30:25:
Tells the story about the rude customer he made a video about when he was working in Wendy's. Back to the video. Parrots what's said in the video. Back to the video.
34:43:
Triggered over a story about a woman who shot at a drive thru worker. Back to the video.
36:34:
Lists off all the fast food places he worked at. Back to the video for 2 seconds. How to make a filet of fish. You have to be on top of your shit in fast food. Back to the video.
41:28:
Mc blow job. Making dirty mc donalds jokes. Back to the video. Over exaggerated reaction to stories about people finding rats in their food at mcdonalds. He's watched this video already. Humans don't eat rats. Kobes would sue mcdonalds if he found a rat in his food. Back to the video.
45:43:
Kobes explains the fast food distribution chain. Back to the video. Kobes pretending like he doesn't love mcdonalds. Back to the video.
51:16:
Creepy about Lindsay Ivan. Watches a suggestive game ad.
52:07:
Doing a video response to an Isayic Butterfield video about vegan booty.
54:45:
Singing sings about his balls. Kobes doesn't wear undies under his wranglers #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement. Back to the video.
58:39:
Talks about the last vegan booty video he did a response to. Fake British accent coming in nicely toobs. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Troll rant.
1:00:45:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Repeat.
1:03:33:
Gender relations Double standards. Men can't hit women. Fake British accent coming in nicely toobz.
1:07:41:
Back to the video. Kobes would still sleep with the vegan booty even though she's a bitch. Thinks she wouldn't sleep with him because he eats meat. Back to the video.
1:10:13:
Creepy about vegan booty. Back to the video.
1:12:00:
Talks about vegan booty only fans. Fake British accent coming in nicely toobz. Talking about how he would have sex with her. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan rant.
1:13:49:
Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Scenario about kidnapping and raping vegans.
1:16:59:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fake British accent coming in nicely toobz. Vegan booty rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fake British accent coming in nicely toobz. Scenario of white privileged gays going to Africa and getting eaten by lions.
1:21:25:
Back to the video.
1:22:30:
Cow farts. Talks about an episode of that's so raven. Kobes epic plan to trick vegans into eating meat. Back to the video.
1:25:18:
Fake British accent coming in nicely toobz. Kfc. Back to the video.
1:26:50:
Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes recipe for fried chicken. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Back to the video.
1:30:40:
Fake British accent coming in nicely toobz. Idea for kfc burger. Back to the video for 2 seconds . Vegan rant about the vegan in the video. He's so MATI. Back to the video.
1:34:42:
So MATI the camera shakes. Vegan rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Cobras. Back to the video for 2 seconds..Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Dragon ball z voices.
139:42:
Creepy about Vegan booty. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Vegan rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Mad at the video if the vegan. Fake British accent coming in nicely toobz. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fake British accent coming in nicely toobz. Finished all his booze. Vegan rant.
1:47:35:
Holocaust rant. Back to the video. Vegan rant. ... it works for a lit of things but only works for a select few things. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan rant. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz.
1:51:51:
Kobes likes broccoli soup. Back to the video. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Hat and wand sp he can go out for a smoke..
1:53:00:
Smoke break
2:05:47:
Returns. Vegans.
2:06:51:
Piss break.
2:08:18:
Returns. Vegans. Ends stream.
 
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The bug infestation is really taking off. Josh went live at 2AM-ish Casper time. He was halfway through a 12 pack (or as Josh puts it, "Beer number 7 out of 6. Drank a whole 12 pack"). You can normally see one bug on occasions but there were like 3 or 4 at any given moment throughout the stream.

The subreddit wants to say it's roaches, but they appear to be houseflies to me. Nonetheless, houseflies get in your garbage or some piece of fruit that rolls behind the fridge. There is something rotting in that chair...Well, other than Josh.
 
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The chair has roaches in it for sure, and there's no reason it can't have flies all over it too. He's almost certainly got mice as well. Before I'd put money on him having bedbugs, I'd have to figure out how common they are in those parts.
 
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Here's Kobe's latest streams. I have caught up for now!
Start:
It is actually Friday! Reading an article someone sent to his Facebook about goth hate. Drinking Peach wine. Not an alcoholic. Paid off the $50 he owed.
2:50:
Explains the article is about someone who stomped on someone else's head over a Facebook argument. Shills his PayPal.
4:19:
Reads the article. Barefoot Peach wine #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement
5:43:
Back to reading the article. Chicks and their bullshit amirite? Talks about getting bullied for being goth.
7:35:
Back to reading the article. Gothphobia at its finest. Back to reading the article. Talks about when he painted his nails glittery black in high school and got made fun of. Back to reading the article. People suck I need a beer. Shills Teespring. Back to the article.
10:40:
People attack goths because they are more comfortable in their skin than other people. Back to reading the article. Kobes is tired of goth hate. Back to the article.
13:15:
This article is depressing. Rant about bullying.
14:55:
Rant about women.
15:16:
Cradle of filth .
15:46:
Its okay to kick peoples asses if they are sick fucks. Shout of to Lindsay Ivan because he's drinking Peach wine. Goth bullying.
16:20:
Also bought blueberry wine. Not an alcoholic. Kobes is sick and tired of the haters YouTube.
19:20:
Don't be afraid to be goth. Talks about getting made fun of for being a goth heterosexual bad boy. Goth on a budget.
21:40:
Talks about his magic. Someone sent him a video to react to but he can't find it.
23:20:
Talks about his Burger King chick King hack. Alcohol is a want not a need. Ozzy.
Cradle of filth. Reading chat.
26:40:
Kobes is living every day the best. Reading chat.
2929:
Kobes thinks coke should be legal because it comes from a plant. Do coke responsibly. Flies are because he has the window open. Back to talking about drug control.
32:28:
Doesn't need medication. Doesn't trust pharmaceutical drugs. Shrooms. DMT. Says he did salvia in job Corp.
36:32:
Hes already finished the bottle of wine. Moar wine. Not an alcoholic. Shout out to Barefoot for making delicious cheap wine. Shills PayPal.
41:00:
Not begging. Begging.
42:30:
So much hatred in our society. Kobes has matured since high school. He has lots of good things going on I'm his life. He has a cradle of filth shirt. Says the people he bullied in high school deserved it. Complains about getting bullied. Complains about people who bully complaining about getting bullied with a hint of self awareness. Unexpected sneeze. Wine.
47:25:
Talking about paying his bills. Dream house. Sits in silence.
50:18:
Stop gun hate because knives exist.
52:30:
Checks his PayPal. Shout outs to people who gave him money. He has $110.
57:00:
Not ordering food on stream because trolls will try to cancel his order to fuck with him.
1:01:42:
Pulls up a kid behind the camera video. Raises his glass to angry grandpa. Talks about how good he can sing. Headphones on. Can't hear him when he has the headphones on.
1:05:09:
A mysterious visitor enters. Still muted.
1:09:00:
Realises he's muted and ends the stream
Start:
The guy who came in at the last video was a wand customer. He's expanding his business locally. Complaining about YouTube copyright blocking songs. Wands.
4:09:
Kobes is caspers only professional wand maker. Chakras. Talks about chi balls.
6:05:
Not an alcoholic. Says his last stream git muted because the system doesn't like when he speaks the truth.
7:40:
Wands.
10:20:
Not e begging. Talking about not being able to transfer money from PayPal.
11:50:
Not an alcoholic. Religion.
14:37:
Whispers to his rape demon. Talks about how good he can sing.
15:54:
Talking about aliens. Galactic relations. Kobes saw a ufo.
18:10:
Talks about how he can sing like Johnny Cash. Dream house. Wants to send Hickok45 tactical soap. KingSoapraJFS
20:02:
Complaining about women. Dream house.
22:10:
Pitbulls. Muh autism. Pitbulls won't hurt him because it's illegal to hit an autistic.
24:25:
Not an alcoholic.
26:38:
Plays a wiccan chant. Mother earth. Back to the chant.
29:05:
Magic. Harry Potter. Back to the chant.
32:10:
Female empowerment for men. Church bells. Talks about Notre dame fire because of kobes. Religion.
35:30:
Didn't intentionally start the Notre dame cathedral fire. Not going to say he did or didn't do it. Can't let the haters get to you.
Start:
Reads off his Taco Bell order. #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement
1:54:
Yukbang
4:37:
Not worried about finishing the food challenge because he will have food for the next day or so. Subscribe for more. Back to Yukbang.
8:56:
Going to hang out with his fans outside of YouTube tomorrow. Back to Yukbang. Subscribe for more. Talks about how much he likes Taco John's. Back to Yukbang.
14:50:
Saving the crunch wraps for later. Eats last taco. He has ranch in his beard.
19:26:
Makes a drink combo with his mango and baja blast drinks. Called the video a mukbang instead of a food challenge because he didn't eat the crunch wraps. Talks about his drink. Has lots of Taco Bell sauces in his fridge.
23:30:
Saves some drinks for later. Vacuums the mess around his throne from eating the Taco Bell.
Start:
Talking about his leftover Taco Bell wraps. He deep fried them. Collected more wand wood. Drinking Miller. Thinks chat is turned off.
3:06:
Beer number 7 out of 6. Bought a 12 pack. Not an alcoholic. Tried to film his deep fried Taco Bell leftover video but it didn't work. Talks about his food hacks.
10:10:
Wands and trolls
11:26:
Shows off the wand he's working on.
13:00:
Wand wood and wands.
13:53:
Trolls. Wands. Satanism. His eyes are closed right now he's so drunk
18:07:
Trolls
19:45:
Pregnant man emoji drunk tranny rant. Wearing make up isn't gay drunk rant. Lgbtq storyline drag queen drunk rant.
23:40:
When kobes was a kid drag was big bunny dressing up as a chick to trick Elmer Fudd. Lgbtq chimos. 4 things you shouldn't fuck are kids animals your own family and dead bodies.
26:10:
Gonna puke? People to offended at everything drunk rant.
27:39:
Talking about his graveyard ouija board video. Says Izuzu appeared in the graveyard after he made that video.
29:42:
Calls women cunts. Respect women. Trolls.
31:32:
Can crush fir the fans. Beer piss.
33:25:
Returns. Moar beer. Still thinks chat is off. Not an alcoholic. Spills beer on his pants. Jokes.
35:04:
Perverts pretending to be progressive. Tranny rant. Kobes is just telling it like it is.
39:48:
Trolls. Says millions of people tune into his videos. Emoji rant. His eyes are closed again. He's so drunk.
45:05:
Unexpected sneeze twice. Talks about all the stuff people send him in the mail. Cultural enlightenment through poptarts. Talking about how great he is. Trolls
50:27:
Falling asleep. He's swaying. Eyes closed drunk religion rant. Trolls.
54:38:
Choking and coughing. Trolls.
56:15:
Can crush for the fans. Ends stream
Short video. Playing GTA5 with a dude in a fedora. Wands for sale. A fly lands on his face while he's doing this ad. You will get a free signed empty tobacco tin, tactical soap and some beard oil with the wand.

I noticed Zachary Michael and Willo Davis were in his chat over the last few days. We might start seeing reaction channels making videos on Kobes.
 
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There is a literal Fedora teen sitting on his futon playing Grand theft Auto and Playstation right now live on YouTube
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Nothing to see here, just two cool of-age women respecters chillin'.

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