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I bet Jeffree Star would hire him for his new yak ranch. (Jeffree moved to Casper) Kanye would probably hire him too, out of sympathy since they both suffer from mental illness.
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That's a good idea, and the manual jobs can usually be simplified enough so that he wouldn't (hopefully??) fuck them up. "Shovel this shit and put it over here."Working on a ranch somewhere is his best bet if he wants to have a steady job that he can keep if he's concerned about trolls. It's out of the way, he's not in a public place where people wanting to fuck with him can just show up, and there's no HR department for retarded weens to call. It's a situation where the only one to blame for his potential on-the-job failures is himself.
That's a good idea, and the manual jobs can usually be simplified enough so that he wouldn't (hopefully??) fuck them up. "Shovel this shit and put it over here."
Then again he'd probably put a pitchfork through his foot, the goober.
Homeboy Lenin Lime was very kind to give me a shout-out on his 720p version of the upload.Praise @Dick Pooman and Lenin Lime's magic for the quick archiving!
Yeah, BiteSize is the best for the sensical stuff, Lenin Lime is up there, Walnut Grove absolutely kills it for edited material and King Cobra Animated is the shit
Anything outside of these is pure faggotry and they should be hung.
Hi, it's Games.
I've ceased development on the game.
For some context, it's important to understand the series of events that led to this decision. It wasn't a simple decision either, so there's some detail involved.
I began development.....I want to say, around....a year and a half ago. I decided to make the game because the community was really cool and I wanted to contribute my own piece of art, as everyone else usually does. I wanted to make a genuinely good, well balanced and well developed game for the community (the subreddit) in return for being a cool group of people who enjoyed sharing in our common interest of Josh's exploits. I didn't wanna charge anything for it, I just wanted to share cool shit with cool people and hang out with my friends. For the first six months, I put in the bare bones for the game. It was rudimentary and it did not look good, man....but it was functional mechanically to some small degree.
I start to either make, edit, purchase, or have someone else make assets for the game. This game started to take up large parts of my free time and it started to cost me money, which was fine so long as I, at the very least, got a demo out. Everything was going pretty smoothly and it looked great. Hell, it sounded great. I was very specific about what I wanted and I think it paid off. I interacted with the community (the subreddit) in the mean time, trying to be informative to newer members or generally be polite about things. A lot of people are very gatekeepy about Josh. It serves the function of ejecting a-logs from your community but it also seems offputting to people who genuinely want to know about Josh, I've never been a fan of gatekeeping so I always wanted to help anyone who asked. There are enough people in that community who are the opposite, I didn't need to be like that.
It was between 2020-2021 that things started to change on the subreddit and.....you know, I couldn't point to a single culprit. Honestly, I don't know if it was Josh being placed on IP2's watchlist, or the cross-interaction with other communities like Cyraxx's or Genova's Pisstroopers, honestly it could be neither and something completely different.
I couldn't tell you what caused this shift but I know what happened; It went from being a placed filled with reasonably nice and civil trolls who just wanted to watch Josh unfold as a long-form story....to a place filled with very angry a-logs who, instead of laughing at the stupidity of it all and being good sports about it, became incensed by whatever dumb shit he did that week and if Josh wasn't there to throw tomatoes at, trust me, they'd find someone else to shit on. It's understandable to be upset about Josh, too. He does some pretty dumb things but, I mean, come on.
Sometimes, that target was me. That became progressively worse every 3-4 months, I wanna say. Which was fine. It's just some internet shit, I can turn off my phone and you can disappear, but I had to question why I was putting in all this hard work only to get treated like a dickhead by some of the people I'm making it for, as a gift for a subreddit that really didn't exist anymore. At that point, there was really no point or any incentive to continue, especially when I could focus on making something else that isn't based on the subject of an obscure internet dumb-dumb. I could actually make something that wasn't essentially a glorified and professionally made meme, something that couldn't reflect poorly on me in the future should he pass away (Which is probably sooner rather than later.) I don't need that on my conscience and I don't need the ire of subreddit users when I've already got enough shit to worry about and tolerate.
So, there it is. I didn't want to end the project, I had a lot of fun doing it and I was really excited to share it with people. The truth is that the shitty people ruined and they know who they are. I don't wanna say "That's why you can't have nice things" but that's why you can't have nice things. There's some cool people on the subreddit, and they know who they are too. This kinda stuff doesn't really apply to them either.
Shocking to anyone outside of KiwiFarms, but this is probably the last place where you can have genuinely nice conversations with people about Josh, that isn't infected with a-logs and angry spergs who don't know when to take a break. You guys have always been really supportive of my endeavors and you have no idea how much I appreciate that. Even though I've been called a sperg on this thread (That's probably true depending on the context lol), I want you to know that I sincerely want to thank you for that and any helpful criticism you've given me.
As a show of thanks (and maybe a confirmation that it's me too) below are some screenshots that I haven't released to the public. I'm sorry I didn't finish it, and I'm sorry I let some of you down.
Sincerely,
- Games
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Late, but the worst newcomer to the Cobes editing world is that idiot on Reddit who cuts down every stream and always makes sure to include their own chat comments and every chat comment that mentions their username. I can’t be assed to look up what the channel is called because it’s pure faggotry. Imagine needing to fuel your narcissism with content produced by a retard in Wyoming.
Walnut Grove is a gem. I am constantly thinking about the Party Sub, American Sub edit.
Your posts were some of my favorite on the Reddit. Extremely bummed to hear this, but I can’t say I’m surprised. You were subjected to a lot of inexplicable idiocy in the last year by the influx of Cobra spergs.
It really isn’t fun over there anymore. I used to be quite active, but I barely read it these days — and when I do, I’m only looking for good artwork or edits. Very few people on there have the creative chops that you and some of the other old timers had. (Does anyone remember the comic? I purchased it for someone, and it was great shit.)
Every post on the Reddit is some variation of “why doesn’t Clint do XYZ?” or “can someone explain [very well-documented bit of cobra lore]” or “I am autistic, and Josh convinced me to brush my teeth more often” or (worst of all)“here is me, look at me.”
Like I said, I hate it.
Josh's Peach Shnapps video went down today as a violation of YouTube TOS.
I'm going to archive it here, if that's okay, since Null's content removal policies are essentially "Maybe you can go fuck yourself New Zealand" and I get very upset when I lose one of his better videos to Susan's fuckheaded chicanery.
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I have the archive backed up so what's on that channel won't be lost and I'm very slowly going through it to archive the videos ITT with BCV's summaries. It's hard to find time to archive them ITT and keep up with Kobes' current streams though so you all have to wait patiently.Do we know when exactly it was removed? As I saw this on the SocialBlade a bit ago and was not sure what to make of it. The red line being the KingCobraJFS Archive. Just wondering if they are missing other videos too.
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Anyway thanks for the Peach video.
All I can say is that everything here is incredible. I'm even more bummed it's not getting made after seeing this, but I understand that shit happens (it is what it is, yootoob). Thank you for sharing it with us.I think I can share these legally, and you know what, fuck it. Why not, they won't be used anyway.
This is most definitely what's up.I appreciate you saying I have creative chops. I really don't, a lot of the assets were purchased or I had repurposed them from other things I saw. There was a good handful of assets that I'd personally made but, trust me, they weren't anything great to look at.
I think I can share these legally, and you know what, fuck it. Why not, they won't be used anyway.
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I had this system for finding outfits for Josh, sort of called the "Build-A-Boglim" thing. I loved everything about it and I still do, down to the music and everything else. It makes me absurdly laugh every time.
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I had to reach out to documentary makers who've actually seen the older apartment complex's laundry room, since that's just never been on camera. This is what it looks like, that exact shade of ridiculous yellow.
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I suppose I should throw these up, too. People should use them for whatever, I don't want them to be collecting mothballs.
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This was a pretty heavily edited picture I found on the internet. It was gunna be the final boss, a "Perfect Josh" from a timeline where magic was real and he wasn't fixated on his dry spell.
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I appreciate you saying I have creative chops. I really don't, a lot of the assets were purchased or I had repurposed them from other things I saw. There was a good handful of assets that I'd personally made but, trust me, they weren't anything great to look at.
I think I can share these legally, and you know what, fuck it. Why not, they won't be used anyway.
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I had this system for finding outfits for Josh, sort of called the "Build-A-Boglim" thing. I loved everything about it and I still do, down to the music and everything else. It makes me absurdly laugh every time.
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I had to reach out to documentary makers who've actually seen the older apartment complex's laundry room, since that's just never been on camera. This is what it looks like, that exact shade of ridiculous yellow.
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I suppose I should throw these up, too. People should use them for whatever, I don't want them to be collecting mothballs.
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This was a pretty heavily edited picture I found on the internet. It was gunna be the final boss, a "Perfect Josh" from a timeline where magic was real and he wasn't fixated on his dry spell.
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Have you thought about giving the game assets/progress you've made to someone else? As in have someone else finish the game for you?I appreciate you saying I have creative chops. I really don't, a lot of the assets were purchased or I had repurposed them from other things I saw. There was a good handful of assets that I'd personally made but, trust me, they weren't anything great to look at.
I think I can share these legally, and you know what, fuck it. Why not, they won't be used anyway.
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I had this system for finding outfits for Josh, sort of called the "Build-A-Boglim" thing. I loved everything about it and I still do, down to the music and everything else. It makes me absurdly laugh every time.
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I had to reach out to documentary makers who've actually seen the older apartment complex's laundry room, since that's just never been on camera. This is what it looks like, that exact shade of ridiculous yellow.
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I suppose I should throw these up, too. People should use them for whatever, I don't want them to be collecting mothballs.
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This was a pretty heavily edited picture I found on the internet. It was gunna be the final boss, a "Perfect Josh" from a timeline where magic was real and he wasn't fixated on his dry spell.
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