Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Working on a ranch somewhere is his best bet if he wants to have a steady job that he can keep if he's concerned about trolls. It's out of the way, he's not in a public place where people wanting to fuck with him can just show up, and there's no HR department for retarded weens to call. It's a situation where the only one to blame for his potential on-the-job failures is himself.
That's a good idea, and the manual jobs can usually be simplified enough so that he wouldn't (hopefully??) fuck them up. "Shovel this shit and put it over here."

Then again he'd probably put a pitchfork through his foot, the goober.
 
That's a good idea, and the manual jobs can usually be simplified enough so that he wouldn't (hopefully??) fuck them up. "Shovel this shit and put it over here."

Then again he'd probably put a pitchfork through his foot, the goober.

The idea behind Josh having any sort of job is basically unrealistic at this point.

People sometimes forget while watching the documentary that Josh got himself fired, FFFK basically gave them a convenient reason to do so by talking to corporate. It was still wrong, right.

His hours were reduced to practically nothing on purpose. It was so obvious that even Josh admitted that "That's what they do when they want to fire someone." He was actively in the process of looking for another job because I think they reduced his hours to something like 2-3 hours a week, at one point. There's a reason for that too, he was attending the lobby after bailing out a urinal with his hands and a solo cup, he was mixing up two differently colored teas regularly, to the point where his boss was like "You're too fucked in the head to differentiate between unsweetened and sweetened tea, so you can't touch the tea anymore." Every week, there was always some shit that went down at Wendy's that Josh was complaining about and it would usually involve someone chewing him out for his pathological boglimicism.

That was when he was semi-functional and normal too. He's significantly declined cognitively now, to the point where....like, I don't wanna be mean about it, but my guy has a brain made of bubblegum and cheese. He lives for dopamine hits and delusions of grandeur. It would be great if he got a job, and it would really help him with his lack of social skills, but it's just not plausibly going to happen.

That's just him, too. I hate to say it but Josh is right, if he did get a job, his weens would fuck it up for him. It's a convenient excuse for his chronic layaboutism but it's very true. Even under the table hard labor, he would tell people where he was working eventually and the more intelligent members of his community would figure it out with some cursory digging. Most of us know precisely where he lives because of his fuckin' nonsense with Scotty's sister, as an example. Josh is like Chris, he is his worst troll and he tells on himself all the time either quite literally or simply by not thinking.
 
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IMO a group home would be the best outcome for Josh at this point, something along the lines of a rehab or halfway house where he can mingle with other marshmallow brains as the staff would re-teach him adult responsibilities like laundry, hygiene, social interaction, etc. I know Josh adamantly opposes living in a group home and said something similar to offing himself first before living in one, but if he somehow manages to put aside the preconceptions of living with drooling retards and can be sufficiently disconnected from his delusions of YouTube celebrity status and laying off the spice and bottom-shelf alcohol, Josh may one day become the assistant manager of a woodworking craft shop.

Forcefully disconnecting him from the internet and removing him from his pigsty and placing him under surveillance of social health workers while having simple responsibilities could solve many, if not all of the boglim's problems he has bestowed upon himself. I do hope something similar that I have described would work out for Josh, otherwise he will end up a bloated alcoholic corpse and that is most definitely not what is up.
 
Here's the rest of Kobes' streams up until Friday including the deleted ones. Praise @Dick Pooman and Lenin Lime's magic for the quick archiving!
Start:
Trying to open a platter of shrimp. Re-doing it because he didn't drink all the sauce the last time.
5:08:
Finally gets the shrimp open and once again they are frozen so he's going to microwave them.
6:55:
Goes into the kitchen to microwave the shrimp and open the sauce.
9:00:
Not worried about the flues because he has a flyswatter. Drinking the last of the vodka from this morning and monster.
10:07:
Puts the shrimp in for another minute. Going to finish his live stream from earlier. Says his computer was acting funky.
12:41:
Shrimp yukbang food challenge.
15:14:
Puts the good Mythical morning video on again. He doesn't skip to where he left off just starts watching it from the start again and talking about the same things only less drunk and more shrimp.
20:01:
Spills the sauce. Finishes the shrimp and drinks the rest of the sauce.
22:30:
Back to the video and repeating what he said earlier.
30:56:
Talking about nukes. Back to the video.
35:20:
Shows off the free tobacco he got in the care package. Tobacco rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about rebel revolution. Back to the video.
40:11:
Shoutout to Kobes' dry spell. Fly swatting. Sings along to the song on the video. He's depressed.
48:50:
Talking about how great he can sing.
50:50:
Use Caroline reaper peppers to discipline your kids. Pretty sure what he's suggesting is child abuse. Scenario of misbehaving child in a store. Back to the video.
54:15:
Looks up the video of the Linkin Park song being played on Bell tower. Plays the video. Swatting flies off his face.
1:04:20:
Vocal cover. Linkin Park numb. Mutes himself and doesn't realise that we can hear the song but not him.
1:09:00:
The song is over. He's still muted and doesn't know.
1:11:31:
Vocal cover Linkin Park in the end. Still muted.
1:15:45:
Song is over. Still doesn't realise he's muted.
1:18:16:
Vocal cover Johnny cash hurt . Still muted.
1:24:30:
I think he realised its muted and is having a temper tantrum. Stomping around his apartment ranting still muted. Checks his phone and ends the stream


Start:
Thinks chat is off. Puts on a kid behind the camera video straight away. Going to get wand supplies tomorrow. Back to watching the video. He sits in silence watching.
8:25:
Reads texts. Blocking deleting and ignoring trolls. Back to the video.
11:30:
Not an alcoholic. Back to the video. Says he might do a cooking video. Back to the video. Reads texts.
13:58:
Back to the video.
18:03:
Diarrhea sucks. Back to the video.
19:42:
Talking about Disney movies. Proud he didn't lose his temper when his bike broke again. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Rant about women's shoes. Double standards gender relations body shaaaaaming. Back to the video.
27:35:
Shows off his steaks fir his cooking video. Back to the video. Has bud light platinum. Gets a stop smoking ad. Texting.
30:14:
Back to the video.
37:50:
Puts on good Mythical morning.
41:11:
Kobes would send rhet and link some Tactical soap. Back to the video.
43:04:
Kobes doesn't know how many videos he's made. He's working on his temper. Back to the video fir 2 seconds. Talks about cotton candy randy and earing his nose bleed blood. Back to the video.
48:11:
KingSoapraJFS Back to the video
52:30:
Talking about his steak cooking video. Rust County all meat pain seasoning #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement. He will buy whatever alcohol he feels like with the money people send him. Back to talking about his cooking video and Harry Potter.
58:00:
Kobes would only hurt someone in self defence. Bud light platinum #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement talks about his food combinations.
59:20:
Talks about his oujda board in the cemetery video. Says he summoned Isuzu. Graveyard etiquette. People paid several dollars for their graves. Wants to be taxidermy and his house turned into a museum. Back to talking about his steak video.
1:05:30:
Back to the video. Rant about kids. Moar beer. Pronouns gay tranny chimo rant. Compares Caitlyn Jenner and yaniv.
1:09:11:
Back to the video. Summer nearly over. Back to talking about his steak video. Back to the video. Talks about homophones.
1:16:37:
Back to the video. Thanks his fans for Watching his videos. Talks about his YouTube career. Talks abolish chicken Alfredo video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. He keeps bringing up that good Mythical morning inhomogeneous erotic .
1:21:36:
Back to the video. Talks about making an impact on his fans lives. Talks about his sushi pizza. Back to the video. Talks about his steak video again.
1:28:30:
Back to the video. Not everyone is worthy of kindness. Back to the video.
1:31:50:
Tranny rant and also spills beer everywhere from gesturing too hard. Back to the video.
1:34:05:
Kobes was around when the internet was invented. No he wasn't he thinks the internet was invented in the 90s. Back to the video.
1:36:50:
Moar beer. Talks about being YouTube famous. Back to the video.
1:48:50:
Kobes thinks he will live long. Back to the video.
1:50:30:
Smoke break
2:09:00:
Returns. Back to the video. 2:14:40:
Shows off his sperg shirt and razer. Tie dyed snake t-shirt, tie dyed heart t-shirt. Reads the note. Candy sprite remix record. Doesn't know its candy. Cleans up. Moar beer. Back to the video.
2:30:27:
Beer piss.
2:31:31:
Returns. Plugs in his head set to do vocal coves. Mutes himself again. Ends the stream before doing any vocal covers
Start:
Ended the stream because it muted. Talks about his steak video.
3:11:
Vocal cover Johnny cash hurt
6:31:
Pauses the song to do his intro again. Back to the song for 2 seconds. Pauses to complain about flies and talk about what a great singer he is. Back to the song.
9:55:
Trying to ignore the flies.
11:13:
Vocal cover Elvis can't help falling in love
16:44:
Vocal cover the Beatles let it be. Sound is gone from re-upload. He stops mid way to pour another drink and have some drinking ramblings. Back to the vocal cover and there's no audio. Song ends. Audio is Back. Drunken ramblings about his drink.
35:11:
Vocal cover James blunt you're beautiful

Start:
Sound us terrible. Butter and steak seasoning in pan.
2:05:
Stabs steak with a fork. Steak in pan. X2. More seasoning on steak.
5:14:
cleaning up the counter. More butter on the steak.
6:49:
More seasoning. Beer in pan. Drinking beer while the steak cooks.
10:31:
Flips steaks.
16:11:
Flips steaks. Going to save the grease to cook salmon in.
17:25:
Steaks out of the pan.
18:44:
Cuts steaks into stripe. Over cooked his steaks.
23:24:
Cheese on steak straps. Eats a handful of cheese before putting the bag back in the fridge. Nukes the steak and cheese in the microwave.
26:25:
Hot sauces for steaks
28:11:
Hot sauces on steaks.
29:01:
Mashed avocado on steak.
30:20:
Yukbang

Short video. Showing off the wand he's making.
 
Here's Kobes' latest streams:
Start:
Went to the store earlier and bought leather and shampoo. Working on his wands for Etsy. Shows off his Aussie shampoo. Going to finish the wand he’s working on tomorrow. He thinks it’s Friday.
3:08:
Puts on an Isayic Butterfield rage bait video about the tranny in the women’s spa. Tranny rant. Gender relations double standards.
6:43:
Back to the video. Gendered plants rant. Back to the video. Rant about leash laws while swatting flies away from his face. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Rant about diaper changing. Back to the video. Tranny rant.
12:20:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Tranny rant. X4
15:19:
Female oppression tranny rant. Back to the video. Tranny rant. Back to the video. Gender relations rant.
21:00:
Trans racial rant. Trans disabled rant. Tr ans specie and trans gender are okay, that’s where Kobes draws the line. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what’s said in the video.
26:12:
Moar beer. He bought cigarettes too today. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dream house and goth wife and family scenario. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations/ tranny rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what’s said in the video.
31:22:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Tranny rant. Kobes is offended by Antifa. Says Antifa support chimos.
35:00:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Tranny rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Female oppression. Back to the video. Parrots what’s said in the video, Tranny rant. Cobra’s just telling it like it is. Gender relations. Wage gap.
40:52:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Body shaaaaming at the spa. Tranny rant. Back to the video. Parrots what’s said in the video. Back to the video. Kobes is gate keeping trannys. Back to the video. Tranny rant. Back to the video.
48:00:
Cyber bullying didn’t exist in the 90s. People bullied you to your face! Back to the video. Tranny rant. Back to the video. Of age t rans men in the men’s locker room is okay. Back to the video.
53:26:
Looks up the definition of fascism. Both sides wrong rant also gender relations. Looks up the definition of authoritarianism. Fascists against alcohol scenario. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what’s said in the video. Repeat.
1:04:10:
Texting. Blocking, deleting and ignoring trolls. Talks about his smokes.
1:08;10:
Shout puts to people who donated to his PayPal. People can’t tell him what to buy with his PayPal money. His account was in the negative but it’s not now. Not e-begging. Talks about his wand.
Short video. At the bar, shows off his Cradle of Filth shirt. Happy Birthday Dani Filth TWU.
Start:
Working on another wand for Etsy. Has one finished already. Drinking Bud Light Platinum. Going to get more wand wood tomorrow. The wand he’s working on now is green with a shot gun shell handle so it will be more expensive.
2:53:
Thinks chat is off. It’s on. Was drinking Jack Daniels and Monster with Ian and recorded a birthday video for Dani Filth. Talks about Cradle of Filth. Evil is in everyone, people make the right or wrong choices.
7:45:
Appreciates his fans for buying the wands and Homedad Clint for helping him start his wand business.
8:46:
Shows off the copper and gold wand he finished.
10:09:
Texting. Blocking deleting and ignoring troll texts. Reads a fan text.
11:20:
Not an alcoholic.
 
Yeah, BiteSize is the best for the sensical stuff, Lenin Lime is up there, Walnut Grove absolutely kills it for edited material and King Cobra Animated is the shit

Anything outside of these is pure faggotry and they should be hung.

Late, but the worst newcomer to the Cobes editing world is that idiot on Reddit who cuts down every stream and always makes sure to include their own chat comments and every chat comment that mentions their username. I can’t be assed to look up what the channel is called because it’s pure faggotry. Imagine needing to fuel your narcissism with content produced by a retard in Wyoming.

Walnut Grove is a gem. I am constantly thinking about the Party Sub, American Sub edit.

Hi, it's Games.

I've ceased development on the game.

For some context, it's important to understand the series of events that led to this decision. It wasn't a simple decision either, so there's some detail involved.

I began development.....I want to say, around....a year and a half ago. I decided to make the game because the community was really cool and I wanted to contribute my own piece of art, as everyone else usually does. I wanted to make a genuinely good, well balanced and well developed game for the community (the subreddit) in return for being a cool group of people who enjoyed sharing in our common interest of Josh's exploits. I didn't wanna charge anything for it, I just wanted to share cool shit with cool people and hang out with my friends. For the first six months, I put in the bare bones for the game. It was rudimentary and it did not look good, man....but it was functional mechanically to some small degree.

I start to either make, edit, purchase, or have someone else make assets for the game. This game started to take up large parts of my free time and it started to cost me money, which was fine so long as I, at the very least, got a demo out. Everything was going pretty smoothly and it looked great. Hell, it sounded great. I was very specific about what I wanted and I think it paid off. I interacted with the community (the subreddit) in the mean time, trying to be informative to newer members or generally be polite about things. A lot of people are very gatekeepy about Josh. It serves the function of ejecting a-logs from your community but it also seems offputting to people who genuinely want to know about Josh, I've never been a fan of gatekeeping so I always wanted to help anyone who asked. There are enough people in that community who are the opposite, I didn't need to be like that.

It was between 2020-2021 that things started to change on the subreddit and.....you know, I couldn't point to a single culprit. Honestly, I don't know if it was Josh being placed on IP2's watchlist, or the cross-interaction with other communities like Cyraxx's or Genova's Pisstroopers, honestly it could be neither and something completely different.
I couldn't tell you what caused this shift but I know what happened; It went from being a placed filled with reasonably nice and civil trolls who just wanted to watch Josh unfold as a long-form story....to a place filled with very angry a-logs who, instead of laughing at the stupidity of it all and being good sports about it, became incensed by whatever dumb shit he did that week and if Josh wasn't there to throw tomatoes at, trust me, they'd find someone else to shit on. It's understandable to be upset about Josh, too. He does some pretty dumb things but, I mean, come on.

Sometimes, that target was me. That became progressively worse every 3-4 months, I wanna say. Which was fine. It's just some internet shit, I can turn off my phone and you can disappear, but I had to question why I was putting in all this hard work only to get treated like a dickhead by some of the people I'm making it for, as a gift for a subreddit that really didn't exist anymore. At that point, there was really no point or any incentive to continue, especially when I could focus on making something else that isn't based on the subject of an obscure internet dumb-dumb. I could actually make something that wasn't essentially a glorified and professionally made meme, something that couldn't reflect poorly on me in the future should he pass away (Which is probably sooner rather than later.) I don't need that on my conscience and I don't need the ire of subreddit users when I've already got enough shit to worry about and tolerate.

So, there it is. I didn't want to end the project, I had a lot of fun doing it and I was really excited to share it with people. The truth is that the shitty people ruined and they know who they are. I don't wanna say "That's why you can't have nice things" but that's why you can't have nice things. There's some cool people on the subreddit, and they know who they are too. This kinda stuff doesn't really apply to them either.

Shocking to anyone outside of KiwiFarms, but this is probably the last place where you can have genuinely nice conversations with people about Josh, that isn't infected with a-logs and angry spergs who don't know when to take a break. You guys have always been really supportive of my endeavors and you have no idea how much I appreciate that. Even though I've been called a sperg on this thread (That's probably true depending on the context lol), I want you to know that I sincerely want to thank you for that and any helpful criticism you've given me.

As a show of thanks (and maybe a confirmation that it's me too) below are some screenshots that I haven't released to the public. I'm sorry I didn't finish it, and I'm sorry I let some of you down.

Sincerely,

- Games

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Your posts were some of my favorite on the Reddit. Extremely bummed to hear this, but I can’t say I’m surprised. You were subjected to a lot of inexplicable idiocy in the last year by the influx of Cobra spergs.

It really isn’t fun over there anymore. I used to be quite active, but I barely read it these days — and when I do, I’m only looking for good artwork or edits. Very few people on there have the creative chops that you and some of the other old timers had. (Does anyone remember the comic? I purchased it for someone, and it was great shit.)

Every post on the Reddit is some variation of “why doesn’t Clint do XYZ?” or “can someone explain [very well-documented bit of cobra lore]” or “I am autistic, and Josh convinced me to brush my teeth more often” or (worst of all)“here is me, look at me.”

Like I said, I hate it.
 
Josh's Peach Shnapps video went down today as a violation of YouTube TOS.

I'm going to archive it here, if that's okay, since Null's content removal policies are essentially "Maybe you can go fuck yourself New Zealand" and I get very upset when I lose one of his better videos to Susan's fuckheaded chicanery.

 
Do we know when exactly it was removed? As I saw this on the SocialBlade a bit ago and was not sure what to make of it. The red line being the KingCobraJFS Archive. Just wondering if they are missing other videos too.

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Anyway thanks for the Peach video.
 
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Late, but the worst newcomer to the Cobes editing world is that idiot on Reddit who cuts down every stream and always makes sure to include their own chat comments and every chat comment that mentions their username. I can’t be assed to look up what the channel is called because it’s pure faggotry. Imagine needing to fuel your narcissism with content produced by a retard in Wyoming.

Walnut Grove is a gem. I am constantly thinking about the Party Sub, American Sub edit.



Your posts were some of my favorite on the Reddit. Extremely bummed to hear this, but I can’t say I’m surprised. You were subjected to a lot of inexplicable idiocy in the last year by the influx of Cobra spergs.

It really isn’t fun over there anymore. I used to be quite active, but I barely read it these days — and when I do, I’m only looking for good artwork or edits. Very few people on there have the creative chops that you and some of the other old timers had. (Does anyone remember the comic? I purchased it for someone, and it was great shit.)

Every post on the Reddit is some variation of “why doesn’t Clint do XYZ?” or “can someone explain [very well-documented bit of cobra lore]” or “I am autistic, and Josh convinced me to brush my teeth more often” or (worst of all)“here is me, look at me.”

Like I said, I hate it.

I appreciate you saying I have creative chops. I really don't, a lot of the assets were purchased or I had repurposed them from other things I saw. There was a good handful of assets that I'd personally made but, trust me, they weren't anything great to look at.

I think I can share these legally, and you know what, fuck it. Why not, they won't be used anyway.

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I had this system for finding outfits for Josh, sort of called the "Build-A-Boglim" thing. I loved everything about it and I still do, down to the music and everything else. It makes me absurdly laugh every time.




I had to reach out to documentary makers who've actually seen the older apartment complex's laundry room, since that's just never been on camera. This is what it looks like, that exact shade of ridiculous yellow.

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I suppose I should throw these up, too. People should use them for whatever, I don't want them to be collecting mothballs.

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This was a pretty heavily edited picture I found on the internet. It was gunna be the final boss, a "Perfect Josh" from a timeline where magic was real and he wasn't fixated on his dry spell.

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Josh's Peach Shnapps video went down today as a violation of YouTube TOS.

I'm going to archive it here, if that's okay, since Null's content removal policies are essentially "Maybe you can go fuck yourself New Zealand" and I get very upset when I lose one of his better videos to Susan's fuckheaded chicanery.

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Do we know when exactly it was removed? As I saw this on the SocialBlade a bit ago and was not sure what to make of it. The red line being the KingCobraJFS Archive. Just wondering if they are missing other videos too.

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Anyway thanks for the Peach video.
I have the archive backed up so what's on that channel won't be lost and I'm very slowly going through it to archive the videos ITT with BCV's summaries. It's hard to find time to archive them ITT and keep up with Kobes' current streams though so you all have to wait patiently.
 
I think I can share these legally, and you know what, fuck it. Why not, they won't be used anyway.
All I can say is that everything here is incredible. I'm even more bummed it's not getting made after seeing this, but I understand that shit happens (it is what it is, yootoob). Thank you for sharing it with us.
 
I appreciate you saying I have creative chops. I really don't, a lot of the assets were purchased or I had repurposed them from other things I saw. There was a good handful of assets that I'd personally made but, trust me, they weren't anything great to look at.

I think I can share these legally, and you know what, fuck it. Why not, they won't be used anyway.

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I had this system for finding outfits for Josh, sort of called the "Build-A-Boglim" thing. I loved everything about it and I still do, down to the music and everything else. It makes me absurdly laugh every time.

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I had to reach out to documentary makers who've actually seen the older apartment complex's laundry room, since that's just never been on camera. This is what it looks like, that exact shade of ridiculous yellow.

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I suppose I should throw these up, too. People should use them for whatever, I don't want them to be collecting mothballs.

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This is most definitely what's up.
 
I have nothing but respect for content creators who don't try to aggressively monetize everything. This is an incredible amount of work, thanks for sharing.

Did you ever get anything playable? Even a demo would be rad
 
I appreciate you saying I have creative chops. I really don't, a lot of the assets were purchased or I had repurposed them from other things I saw. There was a good handful of assets that I'd personally made but, trust me, they weren't anything great to look at.

I think I can share these legally, and you know what, fuck it. Why not, they won't be used anyway.

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I had this system for finding outfits for Josh, sort of called the "Build-A-Boglim" thing. I loved everything about it and I still do, down to the music and everything else. It makes me absurdly laugh every time.

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I had to reach out to documentary makers who've actually seen the older apartment complex's laundry room, since that's just never been on camera. This is what it looks like, that exact shade of ridiculous yellow.

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I suppose I should throw these up, too. People should use them for whatever, I don't want them to be collecting mothballs.

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This was a pretty heavily edited picture I found on the internet. It was gunna be the final boss, a "Perfect Josh" from a timeline where magic was real and he wasn't fixated on his dry spell.

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Creativity comes in all shapes and forms, my dude. Don’t discount what you tried to do here.
 
I appreciate you saying I have creative chops. I really don't, a lot of the assets were purchased or I had repurposed them from other things I saw. There was a good handful of assets that I'd personally made but, trust me, they weren't anything great to look at.

I think I can share these legally, and you know what, fuck it. Why not, they won't be used anyway.

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I had this system for finding outfits for Josh, sort of called the "Build-A-Boglim" thing. I loved everything about it and I still do, down to the music and everything else. It makes me absurdly laugh every time.

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I had to reach out to documentary makers who've actually seen the older apartment complex's laundry room, since that's just never been on camera. This is what it looks like, that exact shade of ridiculous yellow.

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I suppose I should throw these up, too. People should use them for whatever, I don't want them to be collecting mothballs.

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This was a pretty heavily edited picture I found on the internet. It was gunna be the final boss, a "Perfect Josh" from a timeline where magic was real and he wasn't fixated on his dry spell.

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Have you thought about giving the game assets/progress you've made to someone else? As in have someone else finish the game for you?
 
The ;legendary Peach Schnapps video has been deleted from the tewbs, presumably because of the suicide baiting. Here's an archive, grab it for your records.

And the best part for posterity; him breaking kayfabe when he thought the sword might actually cut him when he dropped it for dramatic effect.
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