Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Late, but the worst newcomer to the Cobes editing world is that idiot on Reddit who cuts down every stream and always makes sure to include their own chat comments and every chat comment that mentions their username. I can’t be assed to look up what the channel is called because it’s pure faggotry. Imagine needing to fuel your narcissism with content produced by a retard in Wyoming.

Walnut Grove is a gem. I am constantly thinking about the Party Sub, American Sub edit.



Your posts were some of my favorite on the Reddit. Extremely bummed to hear this, but I can’t say I’m surprised. You were subjected to a lot of inexplicable idiocy in the last year by the influx of Cobra spergs.

It really isn’t fun over there anymore. I used to be quite active, but I barely read it these days — and when I do, I’m only looking for good artwork or edits. Very few people on there have the creative chops that you and some of the other old timers had. (Does anyone remember the comic? I purchased it for someone, and it was great shit.)

Every post on the Reddit is some variation of “why doesn’t Clint do XYZ?” or “can someone explain [very well-documented bit of cobra lore]” or “I am autistic, and Josh convinced me to brush my teeth more often” or (worst of all)“here is me, look at me.”

Like I said, I hate it.
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I will amend my list as I finally saw seizure robot 5000 I now remember I like the animated stuff but I didn't like the long form but I'm no gatekeeper.

The YouTuber in question from Reddit is "teatherd"
He's a Brit bong and represents the latest latch on guys. His second or third video he had a baglum wear website but people kind of gone on to him about it. It's turned into a big old circle jerk of people just saying things and calling them out literally as you said to see their names on youtube. It is pretty pathetic and I don't think that that channel will last based on the negative callbacks.

Sadly we live in a world where as one bite-sized door closes another red door opens.
 
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It is pretty pathetic and I don't think that that channel will last based on the negative callbacks.
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Yeah, whenever you cater to people in an echo chamber like that it's just going to get worse over time as they try to do more to get noticed. It's incredible how far out of their way they go to let everyone know how much better they are than the unemployed autistic alcoholic. What's really sad is that most of it is just screaming into the void. He reads his chat maybe three or four times a stream unless one of the chat mods says something.
 
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Cobras either gonna have the biggest heart attack in history or puke blood while convulsing trying to do a Dani Filth shriek
 
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Here's Kobes' latest video:
Start:
Shows off his smoked salmon and his pan filled with old grease which he’s going to cook the salmon in. Going to make beer flavoured smoked salmon. Butter in pan.
2:14:
Liquid smoke Seasoning in pan. Purposefully using a dirty pan to cook the salmon in. Olive oil in pan.
4:20:
Stabs the salmon with a fork.
6:05:
Rust seasoning on salmon. Doesn’t have cheese to melt on top of the salmon.
7:09:
Salmon in pan.
8:33:
More rust seasoning. More butter on salmon.
11:40:
Bud Light Platinum on salmon.
15:17:
Flips salmon.
15:58:
More liquid smoke seasoning.
17:53:
Going to put hot sauce on it.
18:38:
Hot sauce on salmon. Flips the salmon. Bastes the salmon in the beer old grease combo.
21:36:
More beer on the salmon.
23:14:
More liquid smoke seasoning.
24:48:
Flips the salmon again. Complains about all the flies in his apartment. Talking about what a great cook he is.
31:27:
Shows off the salmon in the pan.
33:33:
Flips the salmon again. It’s breaking apart. Cleans up the mess he made flipping the salmon.
35:47:
There’s a fly on his spatula.
36:54:
Smoke break
41:12:
Returns. Going to let it cook a little bit longer. Poot.
45:30:
Stirs the salmon.
48:34:
Takes the shreds of salmon out of the pan. There’s a fly on the camera.
51:34:
The finished salmon.
53:00:
Yukbang. Video cuts off suddenly.

Here's more archives and BCV sumaries:
What to do when you have a crush on a girl that your friends with 2016-07-19
Mountain Dew did a competition to see which flavour got removed, it was Baja blast but Taco Bell still serves it so Josh isn't tripping out about it | 1:27 Josh talks about having a crush on a friend and Josh says go with your gut instinct | 1:50 Josh had a crush on a friend in school but didn't pursuit it because she had a boyfriend anyway | 4:31 Josh thinks it's bad to voice your feelings to someone if they don't share the same feelings | 7:16 Josh's friend was happy with her boyfriend so he gave up |

Pros and Cons to having a sex doll 2016-07-18
0:30 someone on FB asked if he would share his sex doll, no but he would make her his silicon goddess | 1:18 Josh explains how he would save up 2k for a sex doll | 2:00 Josh lists the pro's of having a sex doll: your dick isn't too big for her, she doesn't say no, doesn't have a bitchy mom and she can't get pregnant or get STDs | 3:00 Josh never complains about being broke | 4:26 the biggest appeal of sex dolls is that they never reject you because he's been a rejected a lot | 5:00 Josh tried convincing himself he's a-sexual because he gets rejected | 6:00 Josh has been to the sex shop and bought an inflatable sex doll but it popped but Real Love Sex Dolls is legit | 7:00 Josh said if he gets one he will review it but not fucking it | 8:00 if all of Josh's fans donated $1 he could get it and would give the highest donor a custom wand | 8:50 Josh has a low sexual appetite because he's been rejected most of his life | 10:46 the cons of a sex doll is: it's awkward and creepy to some people, she doesn't love you back, she doesn't bite or scratch you, she can't kiss you back and she can't talk. 13:34 Josh talks about his Asperger's in high school with girls | 14:58 if Josh had a time machine he would go back and tell him to stop going after girls and focus on guitar and he would also go back and tell him not to cheat on Stephanie, he would never cheat again | 16:14 maybe in the future he will find someone hotter than Stephanie | 16:44 con: you can't please a sex doll like you could with a real girl | 19:00 less drama with a sex doll | 19:34 Josh talks about taking his sex doll out for drinks as a joke and girls would feel sorry for him | 22:23 the best thing with a girlfriend is you treat her like a goddess | 24:00 Josh gets paid on Wednesday from Wendys but his pay checks aren't that big | 25:44 A pocket pussy would be cheaper but it's not the same as a doll | 27:00 if Josh gets a girlfriend while he saves, he will just keep saving | 27:43 sex dolls can't foreplay | 28:29 does the pros outweigh the cons, yes the do | 29:30 Josh got 15 hours in a 3 week period and talks about finding a full time job and also going out and applying for jobs looking sharp | 30:27 Josh thinks it would be easier winning the lottery then finding a better job | 30:50 Josh read on Facebook that someone put out 6,000 job applications and got nothing | 31:20 Josh will talk to his manager to try get more hours and talks about making mistakes in work | 32:18 Josh has been working at Wendys for 4 years and wonders why he isn't getting more hours | 33:00 Josh is capable of working an 8 hour shift and it's hard leaving a company you have history with |

Guitar Video 2016-07-22
Josh talks about reporting channels making fun of him and being taken down | 1:40 Josh found a car he would buy... if he had the money | 43:40 Josh does a Russian accent saying he has the balls to post videos |

eating a habanero pepper 2016-07-23
Josh and homeboy Scotty eat a habanero pepper while Tina records them |

Ordering more tobacco 2016-07-24
0:20 Josh accidentally over-ordered tobacco and wicks from pipes and cigars so he has to call them because he doesn't have the money | 11:24 Josh finished Ozzy's wand |

Why is it 2016-07-24
0:30 Josh talks about double standards when it comes to men who get sex dolls and get judged for having one and it boggles Josh's mind | 3:10 Josh thinks getting a sex doll would be less complicated than getting a girlfriend | 4:35 Josh has thought about saving up for a sex doll | 5:40 why is that when man gets a sex toy he's a pervert | 10:40 Josh has a gofundme campaign to get a sex doll 'finding a meaning in life' | 12:43 whoever donates the most will get a wand |

Just deleted my gofundme 2016-07-25
It's Danny Filth's birthday and Josh just deleted his gofundme account because he felt bad but he was using it to save up for a car | 0:50 Josh wont beg people for money... but he still has his PayPal | 4:00 Josh says if he wants something he will save up for it | 4:20 Josh got more hours working at Wendys | 5:45 Josh deleted the gofundme because people have better reasons to ask for money than him | 6:55 Josh will miss his pipes and cigars order and will have to reschedule the delivery | 7:55 some people are worried Josh will kill himself but he wont | 9:35 Josh says it would suck if he killed himself then pot was made legal in Wyoming |

Vocal Covers 2016-07-25
25:00 Josh wonders why he can't get a girlfriend or a record deal with his amazing singing voice... he's single ladies | 25:45 Josh is going to reschedule the UPS delivery and he's got more hours at work | 36:15 Josh stands up and his headphones pull out |

Im voteing for Hillery Clinton 2016-07-26
Josh is voting for Hillary because Bernie told his voters to vote for her instead of Trump | 1:00 Josh wanted Bernie but the elections are rigged | 7:14 a plate moves in his kitchen and Josh blames Winston and starts giving him shit | 8:12 Josh's dishes moves again | 11:00 Josh talks about ghosts in his apartment | 12:00 Josh tells Winston to knock Shon off his shelf | 13:47 Josh gets out Shon and does the whole skit | 19:55 Shon wants to take Josh to a strip club for his birthday and Josh thinks strip clubs are degrading | 22:00 UPS gave him a notice | 22:30 Josh forgot to use his gift card on the order |

Talking about the pipe tobacco I ordered 2016-07-26
Josh talks about tobacco and the tobacco he ordered

Pipe tobacco unboxing 2016-07-27
2:50 Josh waited outside his apartment from 8-11 for the UPS driver to deliver his tobacco | 12:44 people tell Josh to wash his greasy face but Josh says he showers every day | 22:00 Josh tries the tobacco and doesn't taste the cherry and is let down but still likes it | 40:36 Josh gives it a 3 1/2 out of 5 stars.

eating some eggs 2016-07-27
Josh explains how he cooked eggs | 3:49 Josh would serve these eggs if he had his own restaurant | 4:14 Steve is getting a new gun | 6:00 Josh dropped a bunch of shit making the video and lost the footage | 10:00 Josh is going to make a shooting video with Steve |

Why I deleted two of my videos 2016-07-27
Josh deleted the videos mentioning gofundme because fans accused Josh of using that money on tobacco instead of a car/sex doll, he used the money raised from the shirts and buttons and he deleted the video saying he was voting for Hillary Clinton | 2:11 Josh is eating a raw onion and he lost a food review from Wendys | Josh isn't voting for Trump of Hillary | 4:46 Josh rubs onions on his head to make his hair grow | 5:00 fart | 12:00 Josh got some shampoo to thicken his hair | 17:09 Josh got a magazine once and it was issue 666 and Shon was sitting in his chair when he got home |

How I make grilled onion and sunny side eggs 2016-07-28
0:35 Pam bottle fucks up Josh phone and Josh gets mad | 2:25 a piece of onion flies out and josh gets mad | 3:20 Josh gets annoyed at a comment | 9:45 Josh drops an onion and gets mad | 20:34 if Josh had his own restaurant he wouldn't have pipe ash on his hands |

Stop Cyberbulling 2016-07-28
3:00 Josh reads off some comments saying his cooking sucks etc | 6:09 josh says he's got a temper and he's a perfectionist | 8:00 Josh talks about other tubers getting bullied online | 8:36 Josh's Asperger's doesn't define who he is | 9:40 Josh's autism was bad in high school | 13:50 Josh says people who bully him are big for picking on with someone with autism | 16:24 Josh says the gym basketball bully story | 19:15 Josh gets picked on because he's different | 26:33 all the girls that judge him and call him a creeper don't know him |

Newport Menthol Ciggarette review 2016-07-28
3:25 Josh talks about the kitchen he would have in his dream house | 5:22 when he closes his eyes he can see his dream house | Josh smokes a ciggy |

Wendys bacon cheeseburger delux review 2016-07-31
Josh eats a burger and some fries
 
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Homeboy Lenin Lime uploaded a cut of the Salmon video with stabilized audio. TWU


Umaibae said:
The Reddit got wind of TWU Games’ post here, and naturally it’s overflowing with exactly the type of weenery that prompted him to stop developing the game. No self awareness in that lot.

Also, someone says KF is bad because “it contains personal info” lol
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You see people say stuff like "I honestly don't see the hate from this sub and I've been here for literally months" and then you look on the front page and see the 100th circle jerking "look at this retarded alcoholic boglim" post. Also, is "Kiwi Farms" a banned phrase over there? In that thread they spelled it out one letter at a time like a retard on Twitter does when they don't want it to show up in search results.
 
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Umaibae said:
The Reddit got wind of TWU Games’ post here, and naturally it’s overflowing with exactly the type of weenery that prompted him to stop developing the game. No self awareness in that lot.
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They're legitimately fucking mad over it. That's not what's up at all.

Even if they want to blame the recent uptick in Jord A-Logs on IP2/WingsofRedemption refugees (a theory I lean towards myself), they routinely still get unironically angry with Cobes, something nobody here has done once.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
They're legitimately fucking mad over it. That's not what's up at all.

Even if they want to blame the recent uptick in Jord A-Logs on IP2/WingsofRedemption refugees (a theory I lean towards myself), they routinely still get unironically angry with Cobes, something nobody here has done once.
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There are many people with threads on here who are legitimately awful people who cannot be discussed in places like reddit. It would be ridiculous for people to mad post in kobes' thread when for example the zoosadists thread exists here. If Kobes is the worst people see then people will think he's the worst.

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Sitting outside pipe smoking and shilling wands. Buy 2 get a 3rd one free. The spit pull when he takes a drink is repulsive
 
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I think the rabbit hole goes deeper than TWUGames likes to think it does. Esp. around reddit/discord a-logs.

As far as I can tell there are multiple layers to this entire thing.

First layer - pretty much the useful idiot layer which is the head mod of the subreddit BigEye4You he's a britbong who started the sub, doesn't seem to participate in any of the discords but does speak with Soggy aka BiteSize aka Mountain Wizard #1 also another Britbong- BigEye seems to be your run of the mill redditor although he was deathly ill for some time. There is also a new mod of the sub who I think falls into the category of another normie redditor.

Second layer - a-log mods - these are the ones who all chat to one another and courtney on discord. They seem to want to feel special, in this layer you have the Captain of Autism himself GothicKingOprah aka Oprah aka The One Armed Man yes, that's right, he apparently only has one arm. That dude is the ultimate gatekeeper and knows more about Josh than just about anyone. Also in those discords are a bunch of fat female whales who love to 'pretend' to like Josh so that they can all share and view his cock pictures.

Third layer - This contains Cameron/Ryan aka Snails aka Liquid Cobra aka RealKingKobra that's the canuck who thinks he can make money or fame off of lolcows or something. Who knows? Also in this layer I would put Republican_Atheist aka The Mick aka Patrick Kelly he's an interesting character (and in this current thread so I'll let him speak for himself). He found Josh via trappped as he is one of the producers for their sketches back in the day and is close friends with Andrew Ruse.

Republican et al. hate Oprah with a passion and see him and Courtney as being a cancer on the ass of the 'Cobraverse'. They've joked in the past about having Oprah's other arm taken off, they have the money and the means but I doubt they actually care enough. Then there is Don Picton who is also involved and financed the second documentary - Republican financed the first and second.

No idea how much this all fits together but I can tell you that Oprah at least, is in deep with the other a-logs. Even though he considers himself the ultimate gatekeeper - go figure.

Snails also paid Scotty to install some malware on Josh's computer so he could remotely monitor him but Scotty took the money and fucked up the install, or so I'm told.
 
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Umaibae said:
The Reddit got wind of TWU Games’ post here, and naturally it’s overflowing with exactly the type of weenery that prompted him to stop developing the game. No self awareness in that lot.

Also, someone says KF is bad because “it contains personal info” lol
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Yeah, I saw that this morning. I was at work, so I really didn't have time to look at it. I guess if they wanted to validate my opinion, they went out of their way to do so. Pretty funny and not at all predictable. lol

There's a subset of people in every community who contribute very little, save for their incessant whining and their pathological need to cry about everyone who puts effort into anything. They don't like the documentary, they don't like the effort Seizure puts into things, they don't like podcasts wherein we talk about Josh, they don't like podcasts where people just talk and get to know Stephanie, the list could go on and on. It's not enough that they incessantly cry about everything, but that they make it a point to never contribute anything but the crying. When you're sick of hearing their shitty crying and you say "You know what, if you don't like it or me so much, perhaps my time is better spent elsewhere." they get extra pissy and cry about that, too.

Stop crying. Take this chance to direct your passion towards making something better....or not. You can be a useless, angry retard on reddit for the rest of your days. That'll really show me, my feelings will be hurt until the end of time, I promise. lol

Edit: Did appreciate the "Whoooooooooooooooo carrrrrrrrrrrrrreess" comment. lol
 
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I've been watching his content for a bit out of amusement. never really been to this thread since I didn't figure he was that worth discussing and was just a fleeting form of entertainment here and there.

But I'm sensing a trainwreck as his streams are fueled more and more with cheap crappy booze and he can't even talk anymore without slurring through like he's walking through a bog. Fucking Boglin getting sloshed like every day now. At first it was entertaining, now it's just starting to grate on the nerves specially with the audio going in and out annoyingly in every thing he does.

Clint intervention Arc when? - Not like he gives a shit about his autistic crotch spawn but you know.
 
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Clint intervention Arc when? - Not like he gives a shit about his autistic crotch spawn but you know.
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Homedad ain't coming.

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Yeah, I saw that this morning. I was at work, so I really didn't have time to look at it. I guess if they wanted to validate my opinion, they went out of their way to do so. Pretty funny and not at all predictable. lol

There's a subset of people in every community who contribute very little, save for their incessant whining and their pathological need to cry about everyone who puts effort into anything. They don't like the documentary, they don't like the effort Seizure puts into things, they don't like podcasts wherein we talk about Josh, they don't like podcasts where people just talk and get to know Stephanie, the list could go on and on. It's not enough that they incessantly cry about everything, but that they make it a point to never contribute anything but the crying. When you're sick of hearing their shitty crying and you say "You know what, if you don't like it or me so much, perhaps my time is better spent elsewhere." they get extra pissy and cry about that, too.

Stop crying. Take this chance to direct your passion towards making something better....or not. You can be a useless, angry retard on reddit for the rest of your days. That'll really show me, my feelings will be hurt until the end of time, I promise. lol

Edit: Did appreciate the "Whoooooooooooooooo carrrrrrrrrrrrrreess" comment. lol
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In all fairness, I'm more than willing to accept a lot of the problem is an influx of newfags that have rushed in ever since Dank Net and the rise of more and better clip channels. I too have noticed the drastic increase of whining weirdos, and I feel like it's the fresh wave of children and retards who want Josh "punished" and become enraged by the fact that paypigs "reward him", something that didn't really come up even as far back as a year ago. So if it helps, the people who probably liked you back then likely still do, they're just being muscled out by more traditional reddit retards.
 
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I think the rabbit hole goes deeper than TWUGames likes to think it does. Esp. around reddit/discord a-logs.

As far as I can tell there are multiple layers to this entire thing.

First layer - pretty much the useful idiot layer which is the head mod of the subreddit BigEye4You he's a britbong who started the sub, doesn't seem to participate in any of the discords but does speak with Soggy aka BiteSize aka Mountain Wizard #1 also another Britbong- BigEye seems to be your run of the mill redditor although he was deathly ill for some time. There is also a new mod of the sub who I think falls into the category of another normie redditor.

Second layer - a-log mods - these are the ones who all chat to one another and courtney on discord. They seem to want to feel special, in this layer you have the Captain of Autism himself GothicKingOprah aka Oprah aka The One Armed Man yes, that's right, he apparently only has one arm. That dude is the ultimate gatekeeper and knows more about Josh than just about anyone. Also in those discords are a bunch of fat female whales who love to 'pretend' to like Josh so that they can all share and view his cock pictures.

Third layer - This contains Cameron/Ryan aka Snails aka Liquid Cobra aka RealKingKobra that's the canuck who thinks he can make money or fame off of lolcows or something. Who knows? Also in this layer I would put Republican_Atheist aka The Mick aka Patrick Kelly he's an interesting character (and in this current thread so I'll let him speak for himself). He found Josh via trappped as he is one of the producers for their sketches back in the day and is close friends with Andrew Ruse.

Republican et al. hate Oprah with a passion and see him and Courtney as being a cancer on the ass of the 'Cobraverse'. They've joked in the past about having Oprah's other arm taken off, they have the money and the means but I doubt they actually care enough. Then there is Don Picton who is also involved and financed the second documentary - Republican financed the first and second.

No idea how much this all fits together but I can tell you that Oprah at least, is in deep with the other a-logs. Even though he considers himself the ultimate gatekeeper - go figure.

Snails also paid Scotty to install some malware on Josh's computer so he could remotely monitor him but Scotty took the money and fucked up the install, or so I'm told.
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Wait, so you think TWUgames is talking about the mods of the subreddit? You think they are a-logs? This post is confusing because those mods are often accused of simping for josh too much. Isn't that the opposite of an a-log?

Most of the actual a-log posters seem to hate the mods on the subreddit.
 
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