Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.


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Reddit seems to think he is on adderall or something like that. He certainly blew up with streaming this month, he had few videos this month and now in the past days is doing like 5-6hr streams a day.
 
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Reddit seems to think he is on adderall or something like that. He certainly blew up with streaming this month, he had few videos this month and now in the past days is doing like 5-6hr streams a day.
People call it A-Logging when you bring up he's on something of dubious legality, but to date there's been no real explanation for these weird bursts of energy he gets from out of nowhere after long periods of almost catatonic drunkenness.

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT... he was doing it hardcore with notable tweaker Warlord before he went away... and Warlord is out now, and Jord is back to a twitchin' and a flinchin'...
 
Reddit seems to think he is on adderall or something like that. He certainly blew up with streaming this month, he had few videos this month and now in the past days is doing like 5-6hr streams a day.
Cobes goes through phases. He probably slowed down on the hard liquor and ran out of delta-b gummies. When combined, they just lower the floor on his retardation.

People call it A-Logging when you bring up he's on something of dubious legality, but to date there's been no real explanation for these weird bursts of energy he gets from out of nowhere after long periods of almost catatonic drunkenness.

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT... he was doing it hardcore with notable tweaker Warlord before he went away... and Warlord is out now, and Jord is back to a twitchin' and a flinchin'...

Maybe actually interacting with people gives him that energy.

Also lmao none of his hats ever fit correctly. His head must be bigger than I thought.
 
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Reddit seems to think he is on adderall or something like that. He certainly blew up with streaming this month, he had few videos this month and now in the past days is doing like 5-6hr streams a day.
Reddit is uniquely unqualified to comment about anything Cobra does besides dunking on trannies
 
Got me all hyped up about potentially unknown new lore. Smashed my hopes to pieces. :(

I fully expect his eviction or “lease term” again this year, around November/December when he signed his lease.

I will be very surprised if it doesn’t happen considering everything that happened this year.
The wellness check, the drunkly waving around guns and screaming at all hours of the day, the food sent to all his neighbours. All of that doesn’t go unnoticed. His previous landlord put up with it but I’m not sure these people will.
People call it A-Logging when you bring up he's on something of dubious legality, but to date there's been no real explanation for these weird bursts of energy he gets from out of nowhere after long periods of almost catatonic drunkenness.

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT... he was doing it hardcore with notable tweaker Warlord before he went away... and Warlord is out now, and Jord is back to a twitchin' and a flinchin'...

I don’t think that’s a-logging, it’s a fair question.
As an explanation that doesn’t involve meth, it could be as simple as Josh’s Bipolar disorder. He has small periods of mania and long periods of depression, made worse by his constant drinking.

I think it’s really unlikely he’s doing speed or something like that. His impulse control is shot, he has access to it via friends I’m sure and it’s relatively cheaper than booze. You’d see a noticeable change in his behaviour all the time…..but it’s not an unreasonable possibility to explore. Who knows, right.
 
Dude the bud light and Mountain Dew drink combination is rank. I know it’s far from the grossest thing he’s ingested, but damn does it make my skin crawl.
The half beer, half Mountain Dew "Cobra Mist" is his signature drink! It seems like a good chunk of his drink combos are just whatever beer he has mixed with Mountain Dew or Monster.

That Tequila and jelly belly drink mix combo he did a few months ago actually made me gag.
 
A good recap of Cobe's high energy trucker hat stream from wednesday
Please don't share this faggots videos. It's literally a comment circle jerk for the owner of the channel to post them in the video. They literally sit there and say unfunny stupid stuff and jerk off the admin, tetherd. Who by the way posts his own comments.

Sorry to be so salty, but I'm hoping that a nonpartisan non-reddit-based YouTube channel starts recapping.
 
Including comments takes away nothing from the video and can add some humor. I appreciate anybody that bothers to watch download and edit 5+ hour streams into concise funny content
Including comments takes away nothing from the video and can add some humor. I appreciate anybody that bothers to watch download and edit 5+ hour streams into concise funny content
I agree on the sifting through content piece, but I don't like the price.

The channel is extremely suspect , there are more layers. Anyways I'll shut up until more information is available.
 
Here's Kobes' streams from 12th.

Kobes has realised that he was trolled and Hermann Goering was a Nazi. He feels bad whenever he hears of a fan going through a tough time but he should have checked out the name before giving a shout out.
Start:
Guitar shredding. Doing a Terrence Pop video response. Puts the video on for 2 seconds and then stops to make a drink combination. Bud light lime and mountain Dew. Cobra's lime.
3:55:
Shout out to the person who got him the wizard hat. His pronouns are demon goth hippy warlock. Back to the video.
5:40:
People fetishize covid. Back to the video
8:16:
Parrots what's said in the video. Going to watch a Sydney Watson video after this. Talks about his drink combination.
10:08:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Single moms.
11:58:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. You would be an e that too if you could make that money. OF rant.
14:41:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Quotes live and vanity. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Body standards double standards. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes doesn't find the flu sexy. Back to the video
18:42:
Complaining about women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is not into scat porn. Back to the video.
21:13:
Fuck sickos rant. Kobes is sick of it YouTube. Back to the video.
23:06:
Reads what's written on the screen. Back to the video.
27:17:
Coof fetish is fucked up. People have died! Back to the video. Germaphobes masturbate with hand sanitizer. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Sneezing is gross. Back to the video. Watch normal porn. Talks about fart porn.
31:37:
Back to the video
34:06:
Creeping on the picture on the screen. Back to the video.
36:27:
Fly gun. He's just holding the gun to show the flies he means business. Back to the video.
38:45:
Nothing wrong with being a virgin. Gives dating advice. Back to the video
42:00:
Complaining about YouTube censorship. Back to the video. Sickos are not stunning and brave. People get weird during lockdown. Back to the video
44:05:
Complaining about women. Moar beer. Back to the video.
45:05:
Chaturbate. Vaping cbd. Chaturbate. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Pay for porn.
Watching cam models us easier than having a relationship. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Mia Khalifa. Kobes feels sorry for Muslims. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Mia Khalifa rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Porn industry rant. He goes into a lot of detail here. Women's lib!
52:50:
Back to the video. Porn industry v OF. Kobes respects women so he prefers Chaturbate. Back to the video for 2 seconds. You can break your penis while having sex. Back to the video.
55:28:
OF rant. Slut shaming. Back to the video.
56:55:
Reasons why women do porn scenario. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Actions have consequences. Take responsibility for your actions. Talks about taking responsibility for his drinking. Back to the video.
59:52:
Actions and consequences. Back to the video. Gender relations. Back to the video.
1:02:04:
Talking about porn being degrading. Back to the video.
1:03:52:
Women do porn because of money. Sex is gross. Back to the video.
1:05:13:
Creepy about woman on the screen. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. OF. Back to the video for 2 seconds. OF. What is porn? Discuss.
1:08:04:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. The female form is overly sexualised in society. Back to the video for 2 seconds. OF.
1:09:26:
Back to the video. Kobes feels sorry for girls he went to high school with who were early bloomers. Late bloomers don't worry about growing your titties. Back to the video.
1:13:24:
Believe and wait patiently and you will find your of age goth gf/bf. Back to the video.
1:15:27:
Snot fetish. OF girls don't want to meet you in real life. Back to the video. Just because you make money on OF doesn't mean you have to be a cunt.
1:17:30:
Piss break.
1:19:00;
Returns. Moar beer. Starts a Sydney Watson rage bait video. Ends the stream because he has to shit.
Start:
Shout out to people who donated to his PayPal and the person who gave him the wizard Jay. Had to end the last stream because he had to tale a shit. Talking about how he's not an alcoholic. Kobes supports trans rights.
2:33:
Starts the Sydney Watson video about James Younger. Talks about Obie. Back to the video.
4:42:
Kids shouldn't be trans rant. Moar beer. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about company that makes knitted penises for kids. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes was held back a year in school. Gender should not be taught in kindergarten. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kids can like things not specific to their gender rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Shout out to Blaire White and Caitlyn Jenner. Kids can't be trannys rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. 41%. Teach kids to be tolerant instead of brain washing kids. Back to the video.
12:01:
Courts shouldn't have authority over kids becoming trans. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Shills tactical soap.
14:24:
Back to the video.
15:59:
Reads the headline about James younger and while ranting about James not being trans keeps calling him she. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Pronouns. Back to the video for 2 seconds. People get too offended. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes doesn't like seeing children cry.
20:05:
Bud light and lime #notasponsor. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Rant about pronouns. Kobes got called trans for painting his nails. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Restrictions on freedom of speech. Back to the video
23:38:
Tranny rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Wait until your 18 to go trans. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kids transition for attention. Back to the video
26:43:
Trans men will never be women. Ovary transplant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. People suck I need a beer. Back to the video for 2 seconds. De transitioning. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Tranny rant.
29:24:
Back to the video. Parents transition kids for woke points. Moar beer. Back to the video for 1 second. Tell your kids to wait until 18 to be trans. Talks about pretending to have boobies when he was a kid. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Teenagers are dumb. Tells a story about going tk a school dance drunk and having girls grind up on him and he got in a fight.
34:00:
Forcing trans ideology on a child bad. Back to the video for 2 seconds. James younger mom forcing trans ideology on the child. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video.
36:29:
Kobes liked pink as a kid. Kobes liked the pink power ranger. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Compares the paediatrician to the vegan teacher. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Kids believe what they're told. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
33:54:
Talks about homedad Clint fighting for custody for him. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Back to the video
41:50:
Reads what's written on the screen. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes supports trannys but forcing trans ideology on children bad. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Once again fathers getting screwed by the court system. Back to the video
45:03:
Reads what's written on the screen. Back to the video. Moar beer. Parrots what's said in the video. Last beer for the night. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
47:05:
Beer piss.
48:25:
Returns. Court system double standards gender relations. Back to the video. Parrots what's said in the video. Brain washing kids to be trans is child abuse. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes was a perfect when he was a kid. Back to the video.
51:58:
Talking about James younger's mother. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Laura painted Kobes' nails when he was a kid. Not trans. Men can paint their nails and not be trans. Back to the video. Children are precious. Back to the video for 2 seconds. James Younger being fir Ed to transition. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. This is the kind of crap that makes women and trannys look bad. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Forcing kids to be trans bad. Back to the video for 2 seconds. School forcing kid to be trans. Kobes is triggered.
58:39:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Back to ranting about the school. Back to the video for 2 seconds. School rant. Kobes is triggered. Moar beer. Says if James' mother wants a daughter she should get pregnant with a daughter. She has 2 daughters though. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes drinks to calm down. Back to the video.
1:03:34:
Gender realignment surgery. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Realignment surgery is serious shit. Back to the video for 2 seconds. What dies the kid want to be. Kobes was interested on girls when he was a kid and liked girls shows. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Puberty blockers. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen.
1:08:46:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Realignment surgery. Back to the video. Parrots what's said in the video. Breathe cobra. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Children shouldn't be allowed to transition until 18. They're just doing it for attention.
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Child misgendering rant.
1:13:19:
Back to the video for 1 second. Parrots what's said in the video. Back to the video. Parrots what's said in the video. Gender dysphoria bad. Being a kid nowadays is more complicated than in the 90s. Back to the for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Kobes supports trans rights. Kids shouldn't be allowed to transition until they are 18. Back to the video.
1:17:40:
Reads what's written on the screen. Kobes supports trans rights but taxpayers shouldn't pay fir kids gender realignment surgery. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parental custody. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender realignment surgery without parental consent. Kobes is glitching.
1:24:25:
Like and subscribe. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Transphobia rant. Kobes supports trans rights. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Arm flex. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Daniel filth screech. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Back to the video.
1:28:19:
Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Quotes love and vanity. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Poor men always getting oppressed. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
1:31:30:
Beer piss.
1:32:53:
Moar beer. Mixing with mountain dew this time. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about Sydney's dig and Obie. Talking about getting Obie stoned. He gets sad talking about his dogs. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kids learn from their environment. Back to the video.
1:38:18:
Forcing kids to be trans for woke points bad. Kobes concept of trans was Bugs Bunny dressed as a girl when he was a kid. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Trans kids is child abuse. Transphobia. White oppression.
1:42:05:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Misgendering kids scenario that makes him mad. Talks about his drink combo.
1:44:07:
Back to the video for 1 second. Let kids be kids rant. Kobes supports trans rights. Kobes is glitching again.
1:45:48:
Back to the video for 1 second. Kobes used to like pink as a kid and he isn't trans. The 90s was a simpler time. Back to the video
1:47:30:
Checking out his hat. Kids do things to impress their parents. Talking about alcohol abuse. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Courts should only be involved where children are being physically abused.
1:50:02:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Trans trending. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. The 90s. Weed good. When kids cuss and you threaten to wash their mouths out with tactical soap.
1:53:21:
Back to the video for 1 second. Responds to the video like Sydney can hear him. Video ends.
1:54:54:
Talks about his video responses being so long. Finishes his drink. Talks about his potion glass he ordered. Checks out his hat. Ignoring troll comments.

 

Dark Lord is live with Warlord.

Warlord is telling absolutely ridiculous lies. Also his dick is hard.

Edit: Warlord is now discussing why chicks suck horse cock.

:stress:

Edit 2: Pretty sure Warlord went off camera to do more meth.

Edit 3: Warlord may in fact want to have sex with Dark Lord.
 
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I hope someone archives this stream. This is probably going to be nuked.

Hilariously weird shit.
 
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