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Whoever sent him this fucking hat... kudos to you
Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
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Twugames; it was a vet clinic, not the office. Where Alex had previously injected a Clydesdale with ketamine.
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I've said it before but I'm saying it again. Almost my favorite part of cobra is how whenever he is making a responce to a video made by an english youtuber he starts saying "bloody" and "wanker." But my actual favorite part is when he talks about clock/bell towers
Edit: I want to pull attention to 53:00 in his newest video. Delete blocks and ignores a troll text, then reads another text about some lady youtuber named "clearpath" that said love and vanity is the best album they've ever heard. He calls it "ava grande" metal instead of avant garde.
Out of curiosity I tried to find what the texter was talking about but the only "clearpath" on youtube that comes up is https://www.youtube.com/c/Clearpath/videos which clearly isn't it. I can only assume cobra terribly mispronounced it
Edit: I want to pull attention to 53:00 in his newest video. Delete blocks and ignores a troll text, then reads another text about some lady youtuber named "clearpath" that said love and vanity is the best album they've ever heard. He calls it "ava grande" metal instead of avant garde.
Out of curiosity I tried to find what the texter was talking about but the only "clearpath" on youtube that comes up is https://www.youtube.com/c/Clearpath/videos which clearly isn't it. I can only assume cobra terribly mispronounced it
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Still behind on the streams. This is the homoerotic video response with Warlord.
New Spooky Tuning Edit:
Start:
Warlord is there. Kobes shills his new patriotic shirt. Thinks chat is off. Going to do a Terrence Pop video response about a tranny who got arrested for sucking horse cock.
4:50:
Starts the video.
6:30:
Amy Horton joke. Explains who Amy Horton is. Shout out to Kobes pocket pussy. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Double standards a man wouldn't get support like Amy Horton. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Beastiality. Kobes doesn't pretend to be a rancher. Kobes likes horses but he wouldn't fuck one.
11:23:
Horse joke. Back to the video for 2 seconds. He's trying hard with the jokes tonight. Scenario of a basement dwelling neet. Back to the video.
14:35:
Kobes likes horses. Horse safety tips. Kobes is the kind of dude who makes friends with the meanest Horse in the barn. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is too good for Craigslist. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is not down with online dating. Family guy joke. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Chaturbate. Back to the video.
18:34:
Reads what's written on the screen. Tranny rant. Warlord asks how someone could be charged with a crime they didn't actually commit. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Trannys who commit crimes should lose their trans rights. Trannys in women's prisons. Chris Chan. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes needs a drink. Shills merch.
24:50:
Bacardi #notasponsor tranny rant. You never hear anything good about trannys in the news.
26:30:
Warlord shows off his dog collar. Cbd. Kobes talks about getting Obie stoned. Kobes can fix the economy. Legalise weed.
30:25:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is creepy about the woman on the screen. Back to the video.
31:35:
Kobes reads what's written on the screen. They both make jokes about the article. Back to the video.
34:00:
Shout out to Yaniv. Shout out to Blaire White. Kobes said the tranny in the video isn't the worst looking. Warlord bums a smoke. Back to the video for 2 seconds. People are nasty. Kobes shills his new shirt. Other countries shouldn't criticise America. Warlord returns. Talk about women not wanting to have sex because your dick is too big. Warlord tells a Tom cruise joke. Mask sperging. Budweiser horses. Back to the video.
42:58:
Kobes is creepy about the woman on the screen. Talks about Bailey.
45:50:
Kobes us so uncomfortable talking about sex with Warlord. Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. Warlord brand Condoms. Talking about chicks they went to school with.
48:45:
Kobes shows his bug gun off to Warlord. Warlord talks about a date he went on. Back to the video.
51:36:
Kobes likes Cobra's but he wouldn't fuck one. Back to the video.
53:40:
Talking about dick tattoos. Back to the video.
55:13:
Wanting to suck a horse cock is weird, wanting to give it a name is weirder. Back to the video. Reads what's written on the screen.
57:25:
Warlord would go find a giant dude rather than fuck a horse. Moar alcohol. Wyoming jokes.
59:31:
Warlord goes for a smoke. Dream house. Back to the video.
1:02:32:
Bestiality is illegal dumb tranny. Kobes doesn't care about warlords sexuality as long as its of age and consensual. Kobes says fuck Isis and Warlord says he had a dog called Isis. Archer. Kobes has had too much Bacardi. They talk about drink combinations.
1:08:05:
Kobes doesn't care about Stephanie making videos. Warlord thinks it's super cool fans send Kobes gifts. Talking about pool cues. Poo pottery. Kobes shows off his ashtray he made in school. They talk about their teachers.
1:13:50:
Fishing. Moar beer. Warlord talks about sharks. Kobes wouldn't kill an animal unless he was threatened. Kobes loves animals but he wouldn't fuck one. Back to the video. Feminazis. Kobes shows off his bug arsenal. KingSoapraJFS. Warlord would buy some if he didn't have to pay child support. Tactical soap. Back to the video for 1 second. Warlord talks about his dad. Cobra craft handmade canes.
1:21:34:
Warlord shills. Warlord thrusting. Back to the video.
1:23:44:
Scrapper Steve doesn't fuck goats anymore. Warlord talks about gay horse sex. Kobes is okay with gay horse sex once its of age and consensual.
1:27:31:
Guitar. Kobes shows off a new song he learned for Warlord. Has to re do the lesson. Guitar shredding. 1:30:52:
Warlord got a follow from a fake king cobra tik tok account. People are so obsessed with Kobes. Guitar shredding. Warlord strokes Kobes guitar. Back to the video. Talking about Kobes guitar. Back to the video.
1:34:07:
Warlord brought Kobes some warhammers . Kobes talks about being able to play guitar. Wizard hat. 80% British Kobes thinks he could be related to Ozzy and Dani Filth. Back to the video.
1:38:00:
Guitar shredding. Blames alcohol for not playing good. Warlord is impressed with Kobes guitar shredding. Warlord wants to customise drinking horns.
1:41:27:
Warlord makes a joke about Kobes hooking up with Darfliny. Kobes shuts him down. Crushing cans in the kitchen. Warlord is planning on doing a photography course. Fuck suicide. They talk about suicide attempts.
1:44:55:
Warlord is into dudes with scars. Kobes shows off his cobra tattoo. Warlord takes his shirt off to show kobes his tattoos. Ozzy knuckles. Mooching cbd. Warlord tells a story about work to show what an honest dude he is.
1:50:20:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Tranny prison rant. Warlord says he's trans now. Kobes is uncomfortable with Warlord joking about being trans or talking about dating men.
1:55:46:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Tranny prison rant. Warlord couldn't rape a woman because gay. Back to the video. Kobes shows off his bug gun. Kobes is secure with his sexuality so he can laugh at Warlords gay jokes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dating advice from the boglims. Kobes laughing hard at all of warlords jokes.
2:03:50:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dry spell. Kobes is just telling it like it is. Rodney Dangerfield impression. Kobes ranting about women. Double standards.
2:07:15:
Unexpected sneeze. Warlord paid his child support before buying alcohol. They talk about cigars. KingSoapraJFS. Complains about women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. RIP Robin Williams. Aladdin. Kobes is okay with sharing his cbd. Kobes shot down warlords ex wife because he's a good home. RiP Alex Anderson.
2:15:23:
Smoke break.
2:26:19:
Returns. Kobes gives Warlord another cigarette. Moar beer. Back to the video.
2:29:36:
Kobes can understand wanting to ride horses but not fuck horses. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fuck adultery, fuck murder, fuck sickos. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Okay to eat animals nit fuck them. Warlord makes a masturbation joke. Back to the video.
2:33:40:
Kobes is creepy about the woman on the video. Warlord compares kobes to Gandalf. Guitar shredding. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes hates mongoose but they help to cobra population. Kobes hates sickos and mongoose. Back to the video for 2 seconds. House cats.
2:37:33:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Moar alcohol. Splitting the last can of monster. Guitar shredding. Warlord says there's a reason he has hair tied to his wrist. Ozzy knuckles. Kobes shows off his ring. Kobes has a piss break.
2:41:06:
Warlord takes more cbd while kobes is pissing. Kobes returns. Back to the video. Kobes is creepy about the woman on the screen. Caboose! Kobes is so thirsty. Sweet of age goodness. Friend zone. They both complain about women.
2:26:31:
Warlord ficked his ex wife's mom. Kobes is still thirsting over the woman on the screen. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Horses can't consent. Trans species. Tree gender. Warlord will give you the shirt off his back but not his vest. Back to the video.
2:51:25:
Military. Ambulance response times. Back to the video. Kobes defends Terrence pop against Warlord. Kobes supports trans rights but this shits a little weird. Kobes doesn't like Warlord talking shit about Terrence pop. Gender relations. Law enforcement. Back to the video.
2:59:30:
Drugs. Warlord has grown as a person since going to jail. Back to the video. Kobes is falling asleep.
3:03:10:
Bestiality rant. Warlord spitting crime statistics. Back to the video. Kobes gonna pass out.
3:08:06:
Copyright rant. Afghanistan. Kobes is wasted. Warlord is ranting that fucking a horse is your own business. Back to the video.
3:13:33:
Gender relations. Moar cbd. Back to the video. Moar cbd. Kobes keeps talking cbd. Kobes is incoherent and hiccupping. Moar cbd.
3:20:42:
Back to the video. Kobes is creepy about the woman on the screen. Back to the video. Kobes leaves for a piss break probably.
3:24:22:
Returns. Warlord says if you're gonna do something stupid don't post it online.
3:26:06:
Smoke break. Returns and ends the stream
Warlord is there. Kobes shills his new patriotic shirt. Thinks chat is off. Going to do a Terrence Pop video response about a tranny who got arrested for sucking horse cock.
4:50:
Starts the video.
6:30:
Amy Horton joke. Explains who Amy Horton is. Shout out to Kobes pocket pussy. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Double standards a man wouldn't get support like Amy Horton. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Beastiality. Kobes doesn't pretend to be a rancher. Kobes likes horses but he wouldn't fuck one.
11:23:
Horse joke. Back to the video for 2 seconds. He's trying hard with the jokes tonight. Scenario of a basement dwelling neet. Back to the video.
14:35:
Kobes likes horses. Horse safety tips. Kobes is the kind of dude who makes friends with the meanest Horse in the barn. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is too good for Craigslist. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is not down with online dating. Family guy joke. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Chaturbate. Back to the video.
18:34:
Reads what's written on the screen. Tranny rant. Warlord asks how someone could be charged with a crime they didn't actually commit. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Trannys who commit crimes should lose their trans rights. Trannys in women's prisons. Chris Chan. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes needs a drink. Shills merch.
24:50:
Bacardi #notasponsor tranny rant. You never hear anything good about trannys in the news.
26:30:
Warlord shows off his dog collar. Cbd. Kobes talks about getting Obie stoned. Kobes can fix the economy. Legalise weed.
30:25:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is creepy about the woman on the screen. Back to the video.
31:35:
Kobes reads what's written on the screen. They both make jokes about the article. Back to the video.
34:00:
Shout out to Yaniv. Shout out to Blaire White. Kobes said the tranny in the video isn't the worst looking. Warlord bums a smoke. Back to the video for 2 seconds. People are nasty. Kobes shills his new shirt. Other countries shouldn't criticise America. Warlord returns. Talk about women not wanting to have sex because your dick is too big. Warlord tells a Tom cruise joke. Mask sperging. Budweiser horses. Back to the video.
42:58:
Kobes is creepy about the woman on the screen. Talks about Bailey.
45:50:
Kobes us so uncomfortable talking about sex with Warlord. Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. Warlord brand Condoms. Talking about chicks they went to school with.
48:45:
Kobes shows his bug gun off to Warlord. Warlord talks about a date he went on. Back to the video.
51:36:
Kobes likes Cobra's but he wouldn't fuck one. Back to the video.
53:40:
Talking about dick tattoos. Back to the video.
55:13:
Wanting to suck a horse cock is weird, wanting to give it a name is weirder. Back to the video. Reads what's written on the screen.
57:25:
Warlord would go find a giant dude rather than fuck a horse. Moar alcohol. Wyoming jokes.
59:31:
Warlord goes for a smoke. Dream house. Back to the video.
1:02:32:
Bestiality is illegal dumb tranny. Kobes doesn't care about warlords sexuality as long as its of age and consensual. Kobes says fuck Isis and Warlord says he had a dog called Isis. Archer. Kobes has had too much Bacardi. They talk about drink combinations.
1:08:05:
Kobes doesn't care about Stephanie making videos. Warlord thinks it's super cool fans send Kobes gifts. Talking about pool cues. Poo pottery. Kobes shows off his ashtray he made in school. They talk about their teachers.
1:13:50:
Fishing. Moar beer. Warlord talks about sharks. Kobes wouldn't kill an animal unless he was threatened. Kobes loves animals but he wouldn't fuck one. Back to the video. Feminazis. Kobes shows off his bug arsenal. KingSoapraJFS. Warlord would buy some if he didn't have to pay child support. Tactical soap. Back to the video for 1 second. Warlord talks about his dad. Cobra craft handmade canes.
1:21:34:
Warlord shills. Warlord thrusting. Back to the video.
1:23:44:
Scrapper Steve doesn't fuck goats anymore. Warlord talks about gay horse sex. Kobes is okay with gay horse sex once its of age and consensual.
1:27:31:
Guitar. Kobes shows off a new song he learned for Warlord. Has to re do the lesson. Guitar shredding. 1:30:52:
Warlord got a follow from a fake king cobra tik tok account. People are so obsessed with Kobes. Guitar shredding. Warlord strokes Kobes guitar. Back to the video. Talking about Kobes guitar. Back to the video.
1:34:07:
Warlord brought Kobes some warhammers . Kobes talks about being able to play guitar. Wizard hat. 80% British Kobes thinks he could be related to Ozzy and Dani Filth. Back to the video.
1:38:00:
Guitar shredding. Blames alcohol for not playing good. Warlord is impressed with Kobes guitar shredding. Warlord wants to customise drinking horns.
1:41:27:
Warlord makes a joke about Kobes hooking up with Darfliny. Kobes shuts him down. Crushing cans in the kitchen. Warlord is planning on doing a photography course. Fuck suicide. They talk about suicide attempts.
1:44:55:
Warlord is into dudes with scars. Kobes shows off his cobra tattoo. Warlord takes his shirt off to show kobes his tattoos. Ozzy knuckles. Mooching cbd. Warlord tells a story about work to show what an honest dude he is.
1:50:20:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Tranny prison rant. Warlord says he's trans now. Kobes is uncomfortable with Warlord joking about being trans or talking about dating men.
1:55:46:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Tranny prison rant. Warlord couldn't rape a woman because gay. Back to the video. Kobes shows off his bug gun. Kobes is secure with his sexuality so he can laugh at Warlords gay jokes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dating advice from the boglims. Kobes laughing hard at all of warlords jokes.
2:03:50:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dry spell. Kobes is just telling it like it is. Rodney Dangerfield impression. Kobes ranting about women. Double standards.
2:07:15:
Unexpected sneeze. Warlord paid his child support before buying alcohol. They talk about cigars. KingSoapraJFS. Complains about women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. RIP Robin Williams. Aladdin. Kobes is okay with sharing his cbd. Kobes shot down warlords ex wife because he's a good home. RiP Alex Anderson.
2:15:23:
Smoke break.
2:26:19:
Returns. Kobes gives Warlord another cigarette. Moar beer. Back to the video.
2:29:36:
Kobes can understand wanting to ride horses but not fuck horses. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fuck adultery, fuck murder, fuck sickos. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Okay to eat animals nit fuck them. Warlord makes a masturbation joke. Back to the video.
2:33:40:
Kobes is creepy about the woman on the video. Warlord compares kobes to Gandalf. Guitar shredding. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes hates mongoose but they help to cobra population. Kobes hates sickos and mongoose. Back to the video for 2 seconds. House cats.
2:37:33:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Moar alcohol. Splitting the last can of monster. Guitar shredding. Warlord says there's a reason he has hair tied to his wrist. Ozzy knuckles. Kobes shows off his ring. Kobes has a piss break.
2:41:06:
Warlord takes more cbd while kobes is pissing. Kobes returns. Back to the video. Kobes is creepy about the woman on the screen. Caboose! Kobes is so thirsty. Sweet of age goodness. Friend zone. They both complain about women.
2:26:31:
Warlord ficked his ex wife's mom. Kobes is still thirsting over the woman on the screen. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Horses can't consent. Trans species. Tree gender. Warlord will give you the shirt off his back but not his vest. Back to the video.
2:51:25:
Military. Ambulance response times. Back to the video. Kobes defends Terrence pop against Warlord. Kobes supports trans rights but this shits a little weird. Kobes doesn't like Warlord talking shit about Terrence pop. Gender relations. Law enforcement. Back to the video.
2:59:30:
Drugs. Warlord has grown as a person since going to jail. Back to the video. Kobes is falling asleep.
3:03:10:
Bestiality rant. Warlord spitting crime statistics. Back to the video. Kobes gonna pass out.
3:08:06:
Copyright rant. Afghanistan. Kobes is wasted. Warlord is ranting that fucking a horse is your own business. Back to the video.
3:13:33:
Gender relations. Moar cbd. Back to the video. Moar cbd. Kobes keeps talking cbd. Kobes is incoherent and hiccupping. Moar cbd.
3:20:42:
Back to the video. Kobes is creepy about the woman on the screen. Back to the video. Kobes leaves for a piss break probably.
3:24:22:
Returns. Warlord says if you're gonna do something stupid don't post it online.
3:26:06:
Smoke break. Returns and ends the stream
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Bring back the Casper Cock Olympics shirt
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Cobes crushes this challenge! Perhaps the chair bugs are his way of eating cheap? Food fit for a boglim. Action starts at 9 minutes
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So he has degenerated into a lizard-thingy now
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Water bugs today!
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When you see an attractive of age born female identifying female BUUUUUUUUUUUUTT
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These are the videos up until yesterday's video responce. Oldest down to newest.
Start:
Wearing his wizard hat. Ordered a sweetie McDonalds meal.
1:40:
Yukbang. Eating fries while checking his order. Going to do an Isayic Butterfield video response. McDonalds messed up his burger. Puts fries in his burger. Chicken nuggets in burger. Sweetie sauce in burger.
6:15:
Finishing the fries. The sprite remix he received in a care package was flat and didn't taste good. Drinks fries. McBoglims.
9:04:
Eats nuggets. Going to do a pizza hut video when he has money.
10:03:
Barbecue sauce in burger. Drinks barbecue sauce.
11:06:
The final burger. Don't watch him if you think he's gross.
12:51:
Eats burger like an apple. He has sauce in his beard.
17:16:
Selling a bundle if wands and they will be expensive but you will get his last 2 albums and a free bar of tactical soap. Finishes his beer. Drinking coke. Shills his Tee Spring.
20:15:
Throws the dregs of his Bud Light into his coke. Opens a Budweiser and pours it into his coke.
22:09:
Smoke break. Comes back to get his wand.
29:45:
Returns. Not going to shout out people who donate to his PayPal anymore unless they specifically request it because of the trolls. Starts the rage bait video for 2 seconds. Saving his drink combination for later. Back to the video.
33:20:
Kangaroo on cyclist hate. Kobes ride bike. Kobes bike tire popped again. Kobes misses ride bike. Kangaroos don't hate cyclists. Kobes ride bike. Needs to poop going to wait until after the video. Vegans. Back to the video for 1 second. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Kangaroos. Kobes doesn't take shit from Kangaroos. How to defeat a kangaroo. Kangaroo jokes.
41:00:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Back to talking about Kangaroos. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Freedom of speech is being attacked because people can't be trusted with it. Complains about being demonitorised.
43:09:
Back to the video. Kobes supports free speech unless you're racist or a sicko or a piece of shit. Kobes does not support free speech. Talks about circumcisions. Kobes likes Jews, not anti Semitic. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Stop YouTube hate. Kobes turned off his comments because of the trolls. Ranting about people stealing his content.
49:24:
Reads what's written on the screen. Kobes isn't transphobic. Vegans. Billie Eliajh is a good vegan. Back to the video. Kobes is kissing Isayic Butterfield's ass.
52:08:
Vegans won't get coof Vaccines and that's not okay but it's okay that kobes won't get the vaccine because it's a personal choice. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads whats written on the screen. Back to the video.
55:25:
Reads what's written on the screen. Vaccine sperg without a hint of self awareness. Back to the video.
58:20:
Parrots what's said in the video. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Kobes is a protected species because he's autistic. Shoots a fly. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegans. Talks about his dog Elvis being a rescue from a lab.
1:01:03:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Back to the video. Talking about human testing. Antidepressants rant.
1:04:14:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Back to the video. Parrots what's said in the video. 4 minutes left in the video. Back to the video.
1:07:11:
Parrots what's said in the video. Eat your vegetables. Drink v8. Back to the video.
1:09:19:
Reads what's written on the screen. Fuck PETA. Dogs are great. Family guy voices.
1:11:53:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Vegan vaccine rant. Lions would eat Vegans scenario. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talking about Vegans refusing to get Vaccines. Back to the video.
1:15:52:
Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Vegan rant. Kobes is outraged. Coof not started because people ate bats. Shoots a fly. #notasponsor would Vegans kill flies scenario. Showing off his fly arsenal. Back to the video.
1:22:00:
1 more minute of this video. Kobes is bored lol. Parrots what's said in the video. Kobes agrees with Vegans that factory farms bad. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. When you die your bowels release.
1:24:59:
How to buy a gun. Back to the video for 2 seconds. He no longer has to potty. Back to the video.
1:27:44:
Reading chat.
1:29:59:
Guitar.
1:32:30:
Kobes agrees with teaching critical race theory. He literally had a video response yelling otherwise though lol. Looks up a video tutorial on playing guitar. Snuff and sneezes. Back to the video. Guitar shredding.
2:10:04:
Reading chat. Bans someone from chat. Fly problems. Guitar shredding.
2:12:45:
Chi ball
2:16:20:
Kobes would be 004 instead of 007. He would be the soy who doesn't get laid but gets shit done. It's more about making friends. Sex is overrated. Checks his PayPal. Shout out to person who gave him money. Instant transfer.
Wearing his wizard hat. Ordered a sweetie McDonalds meal.
1:40:
Yukbang. Eating fries while checking his order. Going to do an Isayic Butterfield video response. McDonalds messed up his burger. Puts fries in his burger. Chicken nuggets in burger. Sweetie sauce in burger.
6:15:
Finishing the fries. The sprite remix he received in a care package was flat and didn't taste good. Drinks fries. McBoglims.
9:04:
Eats nuggets. Going to do a pizza hut video when he has money.
10:03:
Barbecue sauce in burger. Drinks barbecue sauce.
11:06:
The final burger. Don't watch him if you think he's gross.
12:51:
Eats burger like an apple. He has sauce in his beard.
17:16:
Selling a bundle if wands and they will be expensive but you will get his last 2 albums and a free bar of tactical soap. Finishes his beer. Drinking coke. Shills his Tee Spring.
20:15:
Throws the dregs of his Bud Light into his coke. Opens a Budweiser and pours it into his coke.
22:09:
Smoke break. Comes back to get his wand.
29:45:
Returns. Not going to shout out people who donate to his PayPal anymore unless they specifically request it because of the trolls. Starts the rage bait video for 2 seconds. Saving his drink combination for later. Back to the video.
33:20:
Kangaroo on cyclist hate. Kobes ride bike. Kobes bike tire popped again. Kobes misses ride bike. Kangaroos don't hate cyclists. Kobes ride bike. Needs to poop going to wait until after the video. Vegans. Back to the video for 1 second. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Kangaroos. Kobes doesn't take shit from Kangaroos. How to defeat a kangaroo. Kangaroo jokes.
41:00:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Back to talking about Kangaroos. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Freedom of speech is being attacked because people can't be trusted with it. Complains about being demonitorised.
43:09:
Back to the video. Kobes supports free speech unless you're racist or a sicko or a piece of shit. Kobes does not support free speech. Talks about circumcisions. Kobes likes Jews, not anti Semitic. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Stop YouTube hate. Kobes turned off his comments because of the trolls. Ranting about people stealing his content.
49:24:
Reads what's written on the screen. Kobes isn't transphobic. Vegans. Billie Eliajh is a good vegan. Back to the video. Kobes is kissing Isayic Butterfield's ass.
52:08:
Vegans won't get coof Vaccines and that's not okay but it's okay that kobes won't get the vaccine because it's a personal choice. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads whats written on the screen. Back to the video.
55:25:
Reads what's written on the screen. Vaccine sperg without a hint of self awareness. Back to the video.
58:20:
Parrots what's said in the video. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Kobes is a protected species because he's autistic. Shoots a fly. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegans. Talks about his dog Elvis being a rescue from a lab.
1:01:03:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Back to the video. Talking about human testing. Antidepressants rant.
1:04:14:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Back to the video. Parrots what's said in the video. 4 minutes left in the video. Back to the video.
1:07:11:
Parrots what's said in the video. Eat your vegetables. Drink v8. Back to the video.
1:09:19:
Reads what's written on the screen. Fuck PETA. Dogs are great. Family guy voices.
1:11:53:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Vegan vaccine rant. Lions would eat Vegans scenario. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talking about Vegans refusing to get Vaccines. Back to the video.
1:15:52:
Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Vegan rant. Kobes is outraged. Coof not started because people ate bats. Shoots a fly. #notasponsor would Vegans kill flies scenario. Showing off his fly arsenal. Back to the video.
1:22:00:
1 more minute of this video. Kobes is bored lol. Parrots what's said in the video. Kobes agrees with Vegans that factory farms bad. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. When you die your bowels release.
1:24:59:
How to buy a gun. Back to the video for 2 seconds. He no longer has to potty. Back to the video.
1:27:44:
Reading chat.
1:29:59:
Guitar.
1:32:30:
Kobes agrees with teaching critical race theory. He literally had a video response yelling otherwise though lol. Looks up a video tutorial on playing guitar. Snuff and sneezes. Back to the video. Guitar shredding.
2:10:04:
Reading chat. Bans someone from chat. Fly problems. Guitar shredding.
2:12:45:
Chi ball
2:16:20:
Kobes would be 004 instead of 007. He would be the soy who doesn't get laid but gets shit done. It's more about making friends. Sex is overrated. Checks his PayPal. Shout out to person who gave him money. Instant transfer.
Start:
Wearing his wizard hat. Working on wands. Doing a bundle of 4 wands. Monster #notasponsor doing an Isayic Butterfield video response about Nicocado Avocado. Wands. Shills tactical soap. Monster.
4:09:
Explains who nicocado avocado is. Body shaaaaaming. Monster. #notasponsor back to Nicocado avocado. Kobes tries not to be gross on purpose so he can call Nicocado gross. Says Eugenia Cooney looks like a holocaust victim.
7:50:
Starts the video. Watching people eat food or play video games online is weird. Body shaaaaaming Nicocado. Says watching Nicocado makes kobes feel like he needs to lose weight. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Says people watch him because they think he's a train wreck but he's got his shit together. Back to the video.
14:20:
Triggered by manscape ad. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Double standards Body shaaaaaming. Back to the video.
18:32:
People like watching train wrecks. Talks about drinking too much and passing out on live. Not an alcoholic. Not a train wreck. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Body shaaaaaming Nicocado. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Joe Biden jokes. Back to the video. Body shaaaaaming. His potion glass should arrive tomorrow. Doesn't need alcohol to test it out. Shills his Teespring. Back to the video.
25:20:
Describes the video. People who watch Nicocado are encouraging his shitty behaviour. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Shoots a fly on his computer. Shows off his fly arsenal. Back to the video.
27:21:
Rant about wasting food. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Parrots what's said in the video. Back to the video. 2 girls one cup. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Can crush for the fans. Kobes is mad about the wasting food.
30:18:
Shows off his wand he was working on. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes over reacts to Nicocado Avocados OF. Texting. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Says you can't tell if Nicocado is serious or trolling. Back to the video.
34:34:
Kobes only problem with Nicocado is that he wanted food. Back to the video. Cbd vape. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Likes the video to support Isayic Butterfield. Back to the video. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz.
36:41:
Reading chat. Kobes is nit starting drama if Nicocado wants to be a weirdo he can be a weirdo. Looks up another video.
38:16:
Puts on another video. Double standards in underwear advertising. Back to the video.
41:25:
I dunno what this is. Back to the video. Gender relations. Complaining about women. Poot. Race relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Gender relations Double standards.
52:12:
Back to the video. Texting. Blocking deleting and ignoring trolls. Ava grande metal. Gender relations Double standards.
Reads what's written on the screen.
56:23:
Back to the video. Gender relations rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reverse sexism and reverse racism don't exist. Stop adding words to things. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reverse ideology bullshit. Back to the video. Gender relations. Back to the video. Gender relations rant.
1:06:39:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations rant. Women don't like getting called cunts. Kobes respects women. Kobes would end racism and sexism if he had a time machine. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Women jealous of women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Feminism. Female on male rape.
1:18:00:
Back to the video. Gender relations. Back to the video. Gender relations. Back to the video. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Looks up the definition of sexism. The definition of sexism is sexist.
Wearing his wizard hat. Working on wands. Doing a bundle of 4 wands. Monster #notasponsor doing an Isayic Butterfield video response about Nicocado Avocado. Wands. Shills tactical soap. Monster.
4:09:
Explains who nicocado avocado is. Body shaaaaaming. Monster. #notasponsor back to Nicocado avocado. Kobes tries not to be gross on purpose so he can call Nicocado gross. Says Eugenia Cooney looks like a holocaust victim.
7:50:
Starts the video. Watching people eat food or play video games online is weird. Body shaaaaaming Nicocado. Says watching Nicocado makes kobes feel like he needs to lose weight. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Says people watch him because they think he's a train wreck but he's got his shit together. Back to the video.
14:20:
Triggered by manscape ad. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Double standards Body shaaaaaming. Back to the video.
18:32:
People like watching train wrecks. Talks about drinking too much and passing out on live. Not an alcoholic. Not a train wreck. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Body shaaaaaming Nicocado. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Joe Biden jokes. Back to the video. Body shaaaaaming. His potion glass should arrive tomorrow. Doesn't need alcohol to test it out. Shills his Teespring. Back to the video.
25:20:
Describes the video. People who watch Nicocado are encouraging his shitty behaviour. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Shoots a fly on his computer. Shows off his fly arsenal. Back to the video.
27:21:
Rant about wasting food. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Parrots what's said in the video. Back to the video. 2 girls one cup. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Can crush for the fans. Kobes is mad about the wasting food.
30:18:
Shows off his wand he was working on. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes over reacts to Nicocado Avocados OF. Texting. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Says you can't tell if Nicocado is serious or trolling. Back to the video.
34:34:
Kobes only problem with Nicocado is that he wanted food. Back to the video. Cbd vape. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Likes the video to support Isayic Butterfield. Back to the video. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz.
36:41:
Reading chat. Kobes is nit starting drama if Nicocado wants to be a weirdo he can be a weirdo. Looks up another video.
38:16:
Puts on another video. Double standards in underwear advertising. Back to the video.
41:25:
I dunno what this is. Back to the video. Gender relations. Complaining about women. Poot. Race relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Gender relations Double standards.
52:12:
Back to the video. Texting. Blocking deleting and ignoring trolls. Ava grande metal. Gender relations Double standards.
Reads what's written on the screen.
56:23:
Back to the video. Gender relations rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reverse sexism and reverse racism don't exist. Stop adding words to things. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reverse ideology bullshit. Back to the video. Gender relations. Back to the video. Gender relations rant.
1:06:39:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations rant. Women don't like getting called cunts. Kobes respects women. Kobes would end racism and sexism if he had a time machine. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Women jealous of women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Feminism. Female on male rape.
1:18:00:
Back to the video. Gender relations. Back to the video. Gender relations. Back to the video. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Looks up the definition of sexism. The definition of sexism is sexist.
Short video. Shows off his glass. TMDWU shills his Tee spring. Tests it out with water. Doesn't need beer to test it. Shills his glass.
Start:
Wearing his wizard had. Shows off the boxes of bugs a fan sent him.
1:08:
Empties all the packets into a bowl.
4:32:
Shills his wands.
7:51:
Shills his PO box.
8:22:
Shows off his potion glass.
9:06:
Shows off the bowl of bugs. Tests them .
9:41:
Bug yukbang.
Wearing his wizard had. Shows off the boxes of bugs a fan sent him.
1:08:
Empties all the packets into a bowl.
4:32:
Shills his wands.
7:51:
Shills his PO box.
8:22:
Shows off his potion glass.
9:06:
Shows off the bowl of bugs. Tests them .
9:41:
Bug yukbang.
Start:
Shows off the water bug packet. Shows off his potion glass.
2:38:
Shows them in the bowl. He's bracing himself. Talks about cows going extinct and his previous bug video.
6:46:
Shills his glass doesn't need beer to try it out.
7:53:
Tests it. Tastes like a bug. Thinks this video might go viral. Shills his glass again. Psyching himself out.
11:39:
Shows off his glass again. Moar water. Shills merch.
14:20:
Bug Yukbang. He's not enjoying this. Says it tastes fishy.
17:44:
He finished them.
Shows off the water bug packet. Shows off his potion glass.
2:38:
Shows them in the bowl. He's bracing himself. Talks about cows going extinct and his previous bug video.
6:46:
Shills his glass doesn't need beer to try it out.
7:53:
Tests it. Tastes like a bug. Thinks this video might go viral. Shills his glass again. Psyching himself out.
11:39:
Shows off his glass again. Moar water. Shills merch.
14:20:
Bug Yukbang. He's not enjoying this. Says it tastes fishy.
17:44:
He finished them.
Start:
The stream froze so he had to re start. Mentions someone offended by his cussing. Shills his glass. 2 people bought one already TWU. Talking about OF.
2:27:
Starts the video for 2 seconds. Women are told they can be anything they want and then OF pops up and now Women are doing OF . Gender relations. Men should be allowed to say cunt because that is Gender equality. Underage girls shouldn't have OF. Drinking water out of his new glass. Not an alcoholic.
7:50:
Shills his wands. Kobes agrees with OF banning nudity. Female empowerment. Shills his glass again. Back to the video.
11:23:
Double standards gender relations. Back to the video. Explains what porn is. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes agrees with no nudity on OF. Back to the video.
14:50:
Talking down on dudes who watch OF as if he's not doing the exact same thing every day on chaturbate. Back to the video.
17:50:
Shills his glass. Vaping for 21 and up. Complaining about being demonitorised. Reads what's written on the screen. Back to the video. Entitled women rant. Sexual harassment on porno sets scenario.
22:40:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Cunt jokes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Doesn't take talent to do OF. Kobes is too poor to pay for porn. Back to the video for 2 seconds. E whores are legal prostitution.
25:23:
Back to the video. Talks about Nicocado having an OF. Food porn. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Double standards no one wants to see a man's asshole on OF. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
28:27:
People don't like being criticised. Pumpkin spiced lattes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Minors shouldn't be on OF. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
31:09:
Kobes says e that's are not sex workers. Back to the video. Scenario of why prostitution should be legal. Back to the video. Gender relations. Back to the video.
36:40:
What is sexual. Discuss. Back to the video. Minors should work in fast food not OF. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about vegan gains. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Compares vaginas to roast beef. Back to the video. Weirdly Sexual about sexism. Back to the video.
43:49:
Kobes only watch Tara Babcock OF because he wanted to be sure it was of age and consensual. Checks his Tee Spring. Back to the video.
45:45:
Nudity is not porn
Cp bad. Cut it out OF. Back to the video. Rape fantasy bad. Shills his anti rape shirt. Back to the video. Reads about who are the top OF creators. Back to the video.
50:10:
Tasteful nudes. Back to the video.
53:20:
Puts on another video about the same story. Kobes doesn't like Tik Tok only got one because Darfliny has one. Minors on TikTok. Back to the video.
55:50:
Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. Back to the video.
57:04:
Ranting about there being too many websites.
59:50:
Kobes is okay with censorship.
1:01:37:
Kobes thinks OF should get rid of nudity and pornography. Checks PayPal. Shout out to someone who gave him money. Instant transfer. Will get beer to test out his glass. Kobes' channel is not pornographic. He's just telling it like it is.
The stream froze so he had to re start. Mentions someone offended by his cussing. Shills his glass. 2 people bought one already TWU. Talking about OF.
2:27:
Starts the video for 2 seconds. Women are told they can be anything they want and then OF pops up and now Women are doing OF . Gender relations. Men should be allowed to say cunt because that is Gender equality. Underage girls shouldn't have OF. Drinking water out of his new glass. Not an alcoholic.
7:50:
Shills his wands. Kobes agrees with OF banning nudity. Female empowerment. Shills his glass again. Back to the video.
11:23:
Double standards gender relations. Back to the video. Explains what porn is. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes agrees with no nudity on OF. Back to the video.
14:50:
Talking down on dudes who watch OF as if he's not doing the exact same thing every day on chaturbate. Back to the video.
17:50:
Shills his glass. Vaping for 21 and up. Complaining about being demonitorised. Reads what's written on the screen. Back to the video. Entitled women rant. Sexual harassment on porno sets scenario.
22:40:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Cunt jokes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Doesn't take talent to do OF. Kobes is too poor to pay for porn. Back to the video for 2 seconds. E whores are legal prostitution.
25:23:
Back to the video. Talks about Nicocado having an OF. Food porn. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Double standards no one wants to see a man's asshole on OF. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
28:27:
People don't like being criticised. Pumpkin spiced lattes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Minors shouldn't be on OF. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
31:09:
Kobes says e that's are not sex workers. Back to the video. Scenario of why prostitution should be legal. Back to the video. Gender relations. Back to the video.
36:40:
What is sexual. Discuss. Back to the video. Minors should work in fast food not OF. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about vegan gains. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Compares vaginas to roast beef. Back to the video. Weirdly Sexual about sexism. Back to the video.
43:49:
Kobes only watch Tara Babcock OF because he wanted to be sure it was of age and consensual. Checks his Tee Spring. Back to the video.
45:45:
Nudity is not porn
Cp bad. Cut it out OF. Back to the video. Rape fantasy bad. Shills his anti rape shirt. Back to the video. Reads about who are the top OF creators. Back to the video.
50:10:
Tasteful nudes. Back to the video.
53:20:
Puts on another video about the same story. Kobes doesn't like Tik Tok only got one because Darfliny has one. Minors on TikTok. Back to the video.
55:50:
Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. Back to the video.
57:04:
Ranting about there being too many websites.
59:50:
Kobes is okay with censorship.
1:01:37:
Kobes thinks OF should get rid of nudity and pornography. Checks PayPal. Shout out to someone who gave him money. Instant transfer. Will get beer to test out his glass. Kobes' channel is not pornographic. He's just telling it like it is.
museum privilege
kiwifarms.net
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That got taken down because of Copyright - I believe the International Olympic Committee own the intellectual property to Cool Taste's peen.
Clint's Burden
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Thanks, Muse. I’m not super knowledgeable about Alex like Muse is, he knows about him quite well.
- Joined
- May 20, 2018
Our Dark Lord has been sponsored by Raycon Earbuds. TWU.
Update: It looks like it was a troll pretending to be Raycon. His affiliate code doesn't work and he removed the video from YouTube. TMDNWU. Expand the spoiler below for the video.
Update: It looks like it was a troll pretending to be Raycon. His affiliate code doesn't work and he removed the video from YouTube. TMDNWU. Expand the spoiler below for the video.
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I love that he went from pizza hut not a sponsor to Raycon is a sponsor. King of the grift TMDWU
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The Shill King of Natrona County, WY is finally getting what's coming to him.
Speaking of Shilling... his latest Pizza Hut monstrosity cost $58 thanks to his one-of-a-kind custom pizzas.
It also looks like Cobra has a new homeless friend named Dave who shows up at the end of the video.
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I'm fine spending $58 on pizza, but you've got to maximize quantity and I wish someone would teach him that. I would love for him to start ordering 4 pizzas at a time and watching vids of him eating on them for days on end.