Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Camo Silver Ice mixed with Liberty Brew flavored Mountain Dew

Mother of god. Even for Josh, that is rancid

 

[Dick Pooman]

I'm not watching his 9/11 stream, but his video he put out today about his little praying mantis friend made me happy.

He's playing with it on camera as we speak

 

[Jack of the Lantern]

He's playing with it on camera as we speak

That mantis didn't look too healthy, and I don't think "a couple teeny tiny drops of beer and sody pop" was what his bug friend was looking for.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

A praying mantis for a pet is pretty gothic. Hopefully it doesn't get smooshed during a drunken rant.
Do you guys think that Cobra could actually take care of a pet properly? I'm on the fence, but I think he could potentially be one of those people who cares far more for their pet's wellbeing than their own. And I think if he got a black cat that would be the gothic cherry on top. It might give him more structure and purpose. And it might even attract an of-age female TWU.
He'd more than likely just spill beer on it though.

 

[Dick Pooman]

Not taking a beer piss on stream to honor the victims of 9/11 TWU

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Sensitive Bad Boy

 

[Dick Pooman]

I cut the part where he started crying. Fuck mass shootings, fuck the current state of gender relations, fuck rape, and fuck that 9/11 ever happened.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

A praying mantis for a pet is pretty gothic. Hopefully it doesn't get smooshed during a drunken rant.
Do you guys think that Cobra could actually take care of a pet properly? I'm on the fence, but I think he could potentially be one of those people who cares far more for their pet's wellbeing than their own. And I think if he got a black cat that would be the gothic cherry on top. It might give him more structure and purpose. And it might even attract an of-age female TWU.
He'd more than likely just spill beer on it though.

I think a pet would be good for Cobes because he would have a purpose and if he had to walk a dog everyday he would at least get out of the apartment for more than just going to the liquor store but I can see him neglecting it because he keeps getting so drunk. I think he would manage something like a tarantula once someone explained the humidity and temperature the terrarium needs to be kept at to him. They need very little hands on care and it would be a pretty goth pet.

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

I think a pet would be good for Cobes because he would have a purpose and if he had to walk a dog everyday he would at least get out of the apartment for more than just going to the liquor store but I can see him neglecting it because he keeps getting so drunk. I think he would manage something like a tarantula once someone explained the humidity and temperature the terrarium needs to be kept at to him. They need very little hands on care and it would be a pretty goth pet.

It would probably die of smoke inhalation. Otherwise it would die of alcohol poisoning due to Warlord and Cobes giving it beer during a sesh.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

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I cut the part where he started crying. Fuck mass shootings, fuck the current state of gender relations, fuck rape, and fuck that 9/11 ever happened.

I don't doubt his sincerity but good god almighty was him shoehorning trannybashing and screaming the gubmint "taking my gun from my cold dead hand!" in the middle of a genuine bawww surprisngly funny. Popp conditioning coming in nicely, tewbs.

 

[D_Tractor]

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I cut the part where he started crying. Fuck mass shootings, fuck the current state of gender relations, fuck rape, and fuck that 9/11 ever happened.

For context, Josh was severely traumatized when his stepmother was in the same building when this happened and the media initially reported it as a mass shooting.

Wyo. Bow and Arrow Attack: Perpetrator was the son of college professor killed, say police

Christopher Krumm, 25 allegedly shot an arrow into the head of his father, James Krumm, while his father was teaching at Casper College

web.archive.org

 

[RollingRock]

Casual filth merely attracts flies. The boglim lair has become it's own complex ecosystem that has enough abundance of prey to attract predators.

 

[Dick Pooman]

Cobra is currently doing a "video responce" to Warlord Campbell's 9/11 video.

His praying mantis pet is starving to death and is barely moving anymore. Josh is blowing CBD smoke on it to make it feel better.

 

[SnusBurns]

His praying mantis pet is starving to death and is barely moving anymore. Josh is blowing CBD smoke on it to make it feel better.

It also has nicotine in the vape. Blowing a natural and powerful insecticide like nicotine on an insect probably doesn't make them feel too good.

 

[ShiningBrightly]

i.e dead bodies.

o shit wait what?

Reminder that Casper isn’t the “middle of nowhere.” It’s a town of 60,000 — which is a lot more than what qualifies as “rural.” It’s the second-biggest city in Wyoming.

biggest city round these parts is about 100k but still has loonies overflowing out the public health clinics.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

I think a pet would be good for Cobes because he would have a purpose and if he had to walk a dog everyday he would at least get out of the apartment for more than just going to the liquor store but I can see him neglecting it because he keeps getting so drunk. I think he would manage something like a tarantula once someone explained the humidity and temperature the terrarium needs to be kept at to him. They need very little hands on care and it would be a pretty goth pet.

I don't think he's ready for a traditional pet yet, but the praying mantis is definitely a good start. Sure it'll probably die but a bug dying has a lot less oomf than a dog or a cat dying. I think he could work his way up to Tarantula and then hamster and probably larger animals after but they'd be hard to maintain in an apartment but not impossible. My roommate has a large German Shepherd and while he's a good boy, we gotta take him out pretty often. Cobes would definitely need to leave his apartment a few times out of the day depending on the breed he'd get. While a cat would be easier, we all know he's gonna let the litterbox go to absolute shit.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

I think he would manage something like a tarantula once someone explained the humidity and temperature the terrarium needs to be kept at to him. They need very little hands on care and it would be a pretty goth pet.

I don't think he's ready for a traditional pet yet, but the praying mantis is definitely a good start. Sure it'll probably die but a bug dying has a lot less oomf than a dog or a cat dying. I think he could work his way up to Tarantula and then hamster and probably larger animals after but they'd be hard to maintain in an apartment but not impossible. My roommate has a large German Shepherd and while he's a good boy, we gotta take him out pretty often. Cobes would definitely need to leave his apartment a few times out of the day depending on the breed he'd get. While a cat would be easier, we all know he's gonna let the litterbox go to absolute shit.

I think you both nailed it. He needs a bit of training before he can have a mammal as a pet.
Maybe the way he's doing it is right for him, though. Just call the bugs that inhabit your home pets.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Tarantulas are infamously fragile animals. He'd get too confident in his abilities and take it out of the terrarium to show 'tewbs, rough handle it, get bitten and drop it; killing the animal in the process.

Let's stick to goldfish that Clint can swap out as they die while he's passed out.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

Wonder how long that praying mantis is gonna last uder his care while he feeds it flamming hot cheddar ruffles and mtn dew with shitty basic bitchboy beer.

 

[SnusBurns]

Wonder how long that praying mantis is gonna last uder his care

The mantis died after getting hit with phat vapes of insecticide. Josh literally dumped the body outside in a bush last night. "Let nature take its course toobz".