VTuber Kirsche Verstahl - Host of Foxu News and anti-BRIDGE activist.

[YouDoNotHaveTheRight]

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Faggot.

Simp

Care to explain? I really don't understand what in this thread could be considered Reddit behavior.

No

 

[oh no im late for school]

ok i actually like this guy's gumption ↑

 

[Tetragrammaton]

The story behind Kirsche becoming overweight is actually pretty sad, (if I have her lore right) she used to be really active when she was younger but then she suffered a massive injury to her lower spine/tailbone that basically ended her ability to be super physical. She goes to a chiropractor like once a week and still has spinal problems to this day, including bone overgrowth. Shit cannot be fun.

Luckily, from what I've seen she's just "American woman" fat and not "about to die in a year" fat. She could probably lose most of it if she just went on keto or some shit.

Edit: also her nails really are cute.

to explain better she used to be in roller derby. if you look at roller derby women they are generally have a similar build not really fat per say but stocky i guess the word would be. but its mostly muscles especially in their legs mainly the thigh area. she talks about how she used to have very strong thighs from roller derby all the time. eventually she stopped because of an injury where i believe she actually broke her tailbone and fucked her spine up in general.

her main issues she mentions sound like she suffered some nerve damage. this was when she was younger but its been a nagging issue since then which she treats by going to a message therapist that helps decompress her spine and relax her muscles. eventually the pain started getting to the point that it caused her to vomit constantly and she found herself feeling numbness in her arms and legs IIRC.

so she finally gave in and went to the doctors and they just gave her pills and told her to come back if it kept being an issue. i dont remember how but at some point she finally got in contact with an actual competent doctor who did MRI scans on her and they found out that apparently the damage she got on her spine when she first injured it actually triggered her spine to grow more spine over the damaged areas and its causing her vertebra to become very very compressed and that is what was causing the vomiting and all her other issues for all these years.

it can be fixed pretty easily they just need to do surgery where they shave the extra bone off of her spine to get rid of the extra pressure. but i think her issue with that is the money it costs to do that is insane and she would pretty much have to give up on moving for years just to pay off the debt. so shes focusing on getting to her family first.

there was also a side issue where her apartment apparently has a pretty big mold issue she thought was taken care of by her roommate but never was and its theorized that the mold might also be making her sick since anytime she leaves the apartment she feels much better. shes also part italian and for whatever reason italian americans almost always end up being on the heavier side.


TLDR: shes most likely not blob fat and more so just a generally stocky woman with back issues who eats like a stereotypical italian american when given a chance.

 

[iScream into the void]

it can be fixed pretty easily they just need to do surgery where they shave the extra bone off of her spine to get rid of the extra pressure. but i think her issue with that is the money it costs to do that is insane and she would pretty much have to give up on moving for years just to pay off the debt. so shes focusing on getting to her family first.

I don't remember her exact words, but I recall her mentioning that even if she had the money, she'd want to hold off on getting the operation on her spine. Namely because of the complications, granted, I forget what she said specifically about the complications unfortunately.

 

[Piava]

I really don't understand what in this thread could be considered Reddit behavior.

The Reddit behavior is the last 2 pages of concernfagging and coping just because some simps won't accept the fact that she's fat.
Personally, I don't give a single fuck if she's still fat or not. I'm simply enjoying the content.
But if you write multiple posts coping and searching for excuses why your Oshi might be fat, that's pretty pathetic (Reddit behavior) in my opinion.

 

[YouDoNotHaveTheRight]

The Reddit behavior is the last 2 pages of concernfagging and coping just because some simps won't accept the fact that she's fat.
Personally, I don't give a single fuck if she's still fat or not. I'm simply enjoying the content.
But if you write multiple posts coping and searching for excuses why your Oshi might be fat, that's pretty pathetic (Reddit behavior) in my opinion.

You shouldn't have told them, but what you should have told them is that she isn't going to fuck them.

 

[whatsupwthat]

You shouldn't have told them, but what you should have told them is that she isn't going to fuck them.

You are mistaken, nobody here wants to fuck Kirsche. If you were a little bit educated you'd know that this woman is a wreck.

 

[Frag Tag Mini 3]

to explain better she used to be in roller derby. if you look at roller derby women they are generally have a similar build not really fat per say but stocky i guess the word would be. but its mostly muscles especially in their legs mainly the thigh area. she talks about how she used to have very strong thighs from roller derby all the time. eventually she stopped because of an injury where i believe she actually broke her tailbone and fucked her spine up in general.

Reading this I cant help but think about this song

 

[oh no im late for school]

"you guys know she's fat right?"

those guys:

 

[gaysexenjoyer]

The Reddit behavior is the last 2 pages of concernfagging and coping just because some simps won't accept the fact that she's fat.

"Wow this womans spine is literally disintegrating, as she has directly stated on multiple occasions publicly? Damn that sucks, and probably why she gained weight"

"Heh coping simps not accepting she's fat"


Nigga come the fuck on now.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

eventually the pain started getting to the point that it caused her to vomit constantly and she found herself feeling numbness in her arms and legs IIRC.

I know that your description is your recollection/paraphrasing of her health lore, but the chance that a roller derby coccyx (tailbone) injury would result in neuropathy involving the upper limbs is close to zero.

The last spinal cord level sending nerve endings to your arms is at T1 (ie. Your first thoracic vertebrae roughly at the level of your collarbone.).

That's 17 vertebral segments from your coccyx (more if you consider the fused sacrum).

Your actual spinal cord itself actually ends well below the end of your bony spinal column (which is why doctors can give women epidurals during labour, they literally stick a needle full of anesthetic into the empty space after the important bits end).

TL; DR - You can't injure your arms by damaging your ass because the nerve endings supplying your arms live in your neck several feet away.

The likelihood that her chronic back pain could be cured at this point with surgery is also much less likely than proposed here I would speculate.

Most coccyx injuries aren't operable. Most lower back injuries as well which are much more common.

The anatomical problems that can be alleviated reliably by neurosurgery is very narrow (mostly clear evidence of a pinched lumbar nerve that corresponds very well with objective features of nerve injury on physical exam on the corresponding side).

There are way more people suffering from nonspecific chronic back pain problems that don't correlate well with physical exam or MRI findings than there are good surgical candidates.

That's not to say that you can't find a neurosurgeon willing to open you up if you shop around enough.

 

[oh no im late for school]

I know that your description is your recollection/paraphrasing of her health lore, but the chance that a roller derby coccyx (tailbone) injury would result in neuropathy involving the upper limbs is close to zero.

https://medlineplus.gov/tailbonedisorders.html#:~:text=Symptoms%20of%20various%20tailbone%20disorders,you%20can%20see%20or%20feel.

 

[Piava]

"Wow this womans spine is literally disintegrating, as she has directly stated on multiple occasions publicly? Damn that sucks, and probably why she gained weight"

Reddit behavior

you write multiple posts coping and searching for excuses

Completely missing my point, retard.
I'm talking about the guys who're claiming the reason she's fat are mental problems or other things they simply made up in their own heads like:

the misfortune of her body not reacting well to some food coloring or something

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

https://medlineplus.gov/tailbonedisorders.html#:~:text=Symptoms%20of%20various%20tailbone%20disorders,you%20can%20see%20or%20feel.

Symptoms of various tailbone disorders include pain in the tailbone area, pain upon sitting, pain or numbness in the arms or legs due to pressure on nerves in the tailbone area, and a mass or growth you can see or feel.

I see the part you are referring to. I suspect this is either AI or medical writer slop.

You can't injure nerves locally that aren't there (ie. Upper arm sensation ends 17 levels higher). You don't have arm nerves near your asshole.

That being said, pain manifests sometimes in strange ways.

But it also plays into my point about good surgical candidates vs those that aren't.

The less your pain follows a traceable anatomic pattern, the less likely that cutting you open will cure what ails you.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

Fat bitch.

Enough said.

Pity the faggots who listen and simp her.

 

[Baraka Obama]

Shes fat and weve already seen her face.

so um like how fat exactly? do you have a diagram or some sort of pictoral i could reference?

 

[Ed Special]

I see the part you are referring to. I suspect this is either AI or medical writer slop.

This is a literal government resource on a topic that isn't mental health (esp. troonery), vaccines, or adding shit to the water supply, you sub-room-temp nigger. It is trustworthy. Just admit you're wrong, shut the fuck up, stop shitting up the thread, and maybe post fluffy foxu.

Thread tax: Foxu tearing into the POCD narrative. Hey, wait a second, this vidjayoh predates Anal Violence's hitpieces on Foxu. I wonder why he hates Foxu so much?

Anyway, we can all tell Kirsche is fat, just from the fact that she constantly obsess about what other people think of her and back down when people confront her about wrongthink. Thin women instantly cave to social pressures from groups, fat women do not. I guarantee you've noticed this in your own life. Now, more importantly, who the fuck cares? She was never going to fuck anyone here anyway.

 

[nelly98]

I see the part you are referring to. I suspect this is either AI or medical writer slop.

You can't injure nerves locally that aren't there (ie. Upper arm sensation ends 17 levels higher). You don't have arm nerves near your asshole.

That being said, pain manifests sometimes in strange ways.

But it also plays into my point about good surgical candidates vs those that aren't.

The less your pain follows a traceable anatomic pattern, the less likely that cutting you open will cure what ails you.

The brain can work in odd ways, phantom limb syndrome is a thing for instance.

That said, she's fat and people should stop coping. Almost everyone that's fat provides some "medical" reason for it, some better than others, but at the end of the day it's your responsibility.

 

[Rust Troony]

so um like how fat exactly? do you have a diagram or some sort of pictoral i could reference?

Well you see, according to this real and factual venn diagram made by a retard in about 2 minutes our top leading AryIndian scientist, depending on the face dox you want to make the real one, you can make the obvious assumption of fat.

(I could have sworn there was a third one but i'm not scumming through 50 pages of syntheticthreads' retarded fans. Also next time go back and read the fucking thread. These are on the first few pages.)

 

[Chuck 'n Geck]

No, last Sunday she mentioned the Oppression Olive meme between her and her mods/manager and it was brought up again when talking about possible GS flavors.

Oppression Olive is the green part Kirsche can talk about, but the red part she can not, especially with Anal Violence after her and the other trannies.

Opression Olive > Radicalization Onion

prove me wrong