VTuber Kirsche Verstahl - Host of Foxu News and anti-BRIDGE activist.

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This is also why gamersupps isnt about to drop her. If she makes that much, think of how much the company makes. Theres no way theyre giving that up because entirely random irrelevant 1views on bluesky think kirsche is a hitler.
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I'd imagine if they dropped her right after having a deal with her too everyone would immediately refund.

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Thinking about it at the same time, that one video game had it the same way and they did it. They weren't even giving her much money and it destroyed them. Goddamn how stupid.
 
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Pixy said:
The Abridged Anime clique were among the first to pull up the ladder behind themselves after making bank and reaching some degrees of e-fame over their politically incorrect scripts. TeamFourStar does the same. Now they parrot the core tenets of SJW dogma because they've 'made it' into mainstream animation e-celeb circles.
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Is clique really the right word? As far as Im aware you had DBZ abridged, Yugioh abridged, and then everything else was a bunch of 10 view at most that never went anywhere.
 
Some clips for all of you.

Kirsche talks about Starlink:

YouTube [00:19:12 - 00:19:51]
I'm surprised that there hasn't been any issues with multicasting. I'm going to be real with you guys. I just, I just automatically assumed I'd go live with all four of my rebroadcasts and it would be like, "No, that's too much stress on the internet network." So, I figured I'd have to cut like at least the X broadcast and then potentially kick. But, it looks like everything is just-,
>Fucking - don't jinx it.
Ssssh.
>Am I on Starlink?
No, I'm just using the regular bunker internet. I was going to buy a Starlink if I had to, but the Starlink setup was like $1,500. So, I was like, I'm going to I'm going to see if the regular bunker networks first.

Kirsche talks about not needing to use Starlink:

YouTube [05:03:31 - 05:03:53]
[...] really well. Way, way, way better than I was expecting. So, I'm, I'm really happy that my internet is stable, that I don't have to worry about fucking setting up a Starlink or anything. Whatever weird fucking internet we have is is good enough. It didn't look like it was good enough on paper. So, I'm very fucking happy that it is. Very fucking happy. Thank you guys for hanging out with me and thank [...]

Kirsche talks about her name, Synthetic Man and Glorious Kiwi Farms:

YouTube [02:15:52 - 02:17:44]
>Kirsche Verstahl... correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't her name mean "cherry stealer" in German? Kind of an odd name for a kitsune, but then if a Japanese mythical creature wanted to be a white lady, I guess being German isn't that much weirder.
I wish my Parkinson's wasn't in overdrive because I would love to just stare blankly at what the fuck I just read. How many times have I looped on how I got my name? How many fucking times? And these, these creatures hate watch me, so you would think at least one time they would get it right. Did they - Did they like go to one of the fucking synthetic men threads on Kiwi Farms to like read about me? Is that what's happening here? [laughs]
>This one cherry you have not stolen.
Jesus Christ, man. Jesus Christ, man.
>Lord, drop.
>Kirsche the virgin boy fucker.
Chat. I just happen to only date virgin men. It's not on purpose. It just happens to me. Okay?
>There were some Kiwi Farm weirdos skitsoing about your name.
I'm sure there were because Kiwi Farm skits about me quite a bit. I still, I still, I still like a handful of the people there though. They still got nice autistic archivers that are wonderful.
>Did you know that Verstahl isn't actually German for stealer?
It's not even a real word. I literally made it the fuck up for my Final Fantasy 14 character. I had to try so hard to not call that game by its real name. The-
>You like the fact that they are ESL and think of the Stahl meaning steel is the same as steal like with the E A L.
Yeah. Right. Holy shit.
>New German word 2025.
You're welcome, Germany. I'm adding to your language. [laughs]
 
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HalHalliday said:
>You like the fact that they are ESL and think of the Stahl meaning steel is the same as steal like with the E A L.
Yeah. Right. Holy shit.
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Yeah, I've also noticed that.

Like, holy hell, the faggots are both ESL and GTL, guess that means their first language is love(tm)
 
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whatsupwthat said:
Pretty sure she still despises him, but defending him makes 100% sense in this situation. Especially since they went through similar things, like that whole Offkai debacle.
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She dose hate him but she willing to put down her knife because an enemy of a bigger enemy is friend
 
TrainWreckWatcher said:
I'd imagine if they dropped her right after having a deal with her too everyone would immediately refund.

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Thinking about it at the same time, that one video game had it the same way and they did it. They weren't even giving her much money and it destroyed them. Goddamn how stupid.
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Gamersupps wouldnt have never gotten away with dropping kirsche either by her audience or the retards that demanded it solely because Asmon and people like SmugAlana are there too, GS would've gotten sent a nice list going "ok since you dropped the nazi fox you should drop these other nazis too or we continue XOXO"

Fucking CrimeBoss was the fumble of the century, not only did they admit to listening to Phil's article but all of its "new" audience went "ugh its gross and problematic" and ignored it. It wasnt even a good or even ironic classic, you can probably get much more enjoyment at cheaper costs by getting Payday 2 on sale. It had no audience besides Kirsche's retarded tastes, and they fumbled that, lmao
 
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EDIT: Added YouTube links with timestamps.
Since there was a discussion about her back pain, here are the clips where she mentions it:

Kirsche talks about pain, buns, opioids, jiggly arms and weed:

YouTube [00:29:18 - 00:30:01]
>Sly Maverick. Thank you. Have some head pets to decompress from the stress in these trying times.
I fucking need it, man. I fucking need it. My neck has been in so much pain that not even my opiates are helping. It's like real bad. Like, I'm getting fucking stress migraines from how bad my neck is in pain. It's, It's been fucking rough. It's been fucking rough. Although, I did have some really good cinnamon buns. So, I mean, it kind of, kind of offsets, right? Oh, I can't even I can't even jiggle my arms without Parkinson's kicking in, man. This is. This is me speaking in Italian. What the fuck?!
>Just do weed in the bunker.
Well, you know-
>Kind of even out.
Yeah, right.

Kirsche talks about bad shoulder pain and opioids:

YouTube [02:23:37 - 02:23:52]
>How's my shoulder been? You haven't seen me wse in excruciating pain in a while now.
It's really bad, but I'm hopped up on opiates at the moment. It's been, it's been really fucking bad since I got to the bunker and my neck has been in excruciating pain, but uh you know it's as hopefully we'll get better.

Kirsche talks about needing to buy a bed:

YouTube [02:24:42 - 02:24:56]
>I think the pain I'm feeling is my body getting used to the bed in the bunker.
Well, I had to buy a new bed cuz the one here is like an air mattress. So, that's not good for someone with back issues like me. So, I, I had to buy a bed, but that's okay.
I find her talking about back pain and then about food to basically confirm that that's her way of coping. That and the opioids.
Do we know what she takes? Or is it just weed?

Also, she is now part of the SS+ (Side Scrollers Plus), for anyone that missed the SS stream.
 
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HalHalliday said:
I find her talking about back pain and then about food to basically confirm that that's her way of coping.
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Why would someone eating a lot have back pain? Gee, it’s a mystery.im sure being fat is great for your spine.

Also, every pill addict I know is riddled with pain that only tablets can fix and none of them will admit it’s because they’re junkies going through withdrawal but say it’s some super duper injury that just can’t be fixed.
 
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breadandcircuses said:
I honestly think that Crime Boss did it on purpose.

They can now kill any development on it and move on. But good luck now that you've been outed as snakes.
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Crime Boss stank like a tax evasion scheme to me from the start. Using washed up has-beens former big names like chuck norris in your game is a great way to virtually inflate your investment. The only reason Kirsche picked it up was because she was looking for a new game where she can be the #1 streaming it and the game play was fun enough
 
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Bassaker said:
Crime Boss stank like a tax evasion scheme to me from the start. Using washed up has-beens former big names like chuck norris in your game is a great way to virtually inflate your investment. The only reason Kirsche picked it up was because she was looking for a new game where she can be the #1 streaming it and the game play was fun enough
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She was the only one I heard who played it.

It tanked when it came out and all the reviews were shit.

What a stupid company biting the hand of the only person who was helping them.
 
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Bassaker said:
Crime Boss stank like a tax evasion scheme to me from the start.
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I don't think you need to go to such lengths to explain their actions. Game developers being parasites by "modern" ideas, isn't a new or unheard of thing.
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every pill addict I know is riddled with pain that only tablets can fix and none of them will admit it’s because they’re junkies going through withdrawal
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To be fair, food might not be on the same level as some drugs, but all those sugary chemical concoctions can be a hard thing to shake off. Worse, you can quit drugs and hopefully never touch them again, but food? At some point, you have to eat. It might be white rice and chicken instead of Sugar Bomb 2000, but that's like giving a heroin addict some weed. He is still going to think about heroin.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to excuse overeating, but for some, I get why it is hard to just give it all up and diet.

No excuse whatsoever for not exercising though. Even bed-ridden people can do some kind of exercise.
You can eat a lot and not be fat.
 
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so the neck stuff does sound more significant than just causing numbness. if it's from the same incident that broke her tailbone she probably got bad whiplash during the landing. but having spent like 2009-2018 with my sacrum slipped, as well as unrelated degenerative cervical disc issues myself i can definitely say when one of those things was acting up the other typically flared up too. inflammation is asshole
 
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