- Joined
- Jul 14, 2019
Kiwi Farms Deadpool
(now with no limits on lists)
(now with no limits on lists)
Well, here we go. Might as well have fun with this.
This isn't a reaction to the WuFlu. This thing can go on long after the virus dies down. But it doesn't mean it won't be more interesting while the virus is at its peak. Frankly, the farms was long overdue for this.
NOTE: We aren't wishing death upon anyone. This thread is simply to observe and make predictions based on the speculated information we have pertaining to (18+) Lolcows and Celebs. By participating you are agreeing to this statement. This is FOR FUN, and not to be taken seriously!
Table of Contents (ctrl+F to jump to section)
- Rules
- Scoring
- Prizes
- Who is eligible for the deadpool?
- Making Predictions
- Template
- Scoreboard
Rules
Scoring
The scoring is based on
- Number of deaths predicted (+50 pts per correct prediction)
- Predicted method of death (+20)
- Accuracy of timing (Anything within 2 weeks gets +10, any EXACT predictions get +50)
(Additionally, you can earn +20 per year in advance. A prediction for September 11, 2024, posted in 2020, will net an additional +80 (20×4), along with the initial bonuses for accuracy... so long as it is within two weeks of September 11th, 2024.)
NOTE: I will accept "by the end of March" or other answers like this, but these less precise answers will not net you any accuracy points.
If you have any issues or suggestions with the scoring process, post in the thread or send me a DM. I'm always open to suggestions. This thing is a group project and I'm just here to keep it updated, not dictate. If you want to debate your score, I'm more than open to hearing you out - this is for fun and I'm not going to be a hard-ass about it.
I'll do my best to keep track of scores on a google spreadsheet, but it's up to you to maintain your lists. I'm counting on you shits to remain honorable.
Prizes
Bragging rights. Maybe a hastily scrapped together image of congratulations, or something indicating you are now certified to go on a talk show, consoling grieving families because you are psychic.
Each of the two deadpools will be combined to form your total score.
Winners get an actual prize.
1st Place - Large custom 3D print of their choosing
2nd Place - Medium Custom 3D Print of their choosing
3rd Place - Small custom 3D print of their choosing
Everyone else gets a participation ribbon made of the finest pixels.
Winners get an actual prize.
1st Place - Large custom 3D print of their choosing
2nd Place - Medium Custom 3D Print of their choosing
3rd Place - Small custom 3D print of their choosing
Everyone else gets a participation ribbon made of the finest pixels.
I will provide the prints myself, we can worry about getting your prize to you at the end of the current year (2020), in a private setting. I can print pretty much anything. If you need ideas/motivation, you can browse this site, which is a database of every 3D print you'd ever want.
Print size examples below, yes I will paint your prize if you wish.
Small / Small
Medium / Medium
Large / Large
Who is eligible for the deadpool?
We will have three categories. All predictions must be 18+, because it's not classy to talk about dead kids. And Kiwi Farms is a classy place.
- Lolcows - the internet famous, usually with their own threads here on the farms. (Examples: Boogie2988, DSP, Jonathan Yaniv)
- Celebs - someone famous, with a well known presence in media or real life. (Examples: Kim Kardashian, Donald Trump, Bill Nye)
- Other - Objects, countries, planets. Things so vague I have no idea how to categorize them. The shitposts are compiled here.
Making Predictions
You are limited to 10 lolcows and 10 celebs at a time on your list.
GO CRAZY, NO LIMITS. DO AS MANY AS YOU WANT.
Please state the name, date, and method of death when posting your lists. Try to make them easy to read, preferably in list form. I'm not here to police your lists, so you have complete freedom. I just ask you try to keep the points below in mind.
important infos:
GO CRAZY, NO LIMITS. DO AS MANY AS YOU WANT.
Please state the name, date, and method of death when posting your lists. Try to make them easy to read, preferably in list form. I'm not here to police your lists, so you have complete freedom. I just ask you try to keep the points below in mind.
important infos:
- Please keep correct predictions on your post with an indication that it has come true.
- If a lolcow or celeb dies before your projected date, keep the original prediction documented so that I may score it accurately. You will still get +50 for the death (and maybe even +20 for method), just not the bonus points for timing.
- Scoring occurs the day of a death. Or whenever I get around to it.
- To keep things fun, you are encouraged not to change the dates once they have been posted, unless it is 1 month after the prediction date expires OR 1 month after you have posted the prediction. This prevents people from just posting every 2 weeks and abusing the system.
- This year's deadpool closes Jan 1, 2021 at 12:01 am EST. After which I will create a new one for the appropriate year.
- If you are making a projection for 2021 or later, and the subject dies in 2020, you will still get the points for the death (and maybe even method of death bonus), but you will not be eligible for the date bonus - unless your guess was within 2 weeks.
- In order to keep this fun, try not to add a prediction of someone on the brink of death. You'll be called out for it and shamed like a whore in the Middle East.
- NOTE: I'm not counting "old asf" as the brink of death here. RBG is a perfect example. We all know it will happen, but it's up to you to predict the finer details.
Template
Use the following template, but only if you wish to make my life easier.
Name / Cause / Date
Ruth Bader-Ginsburg / Coronavirus induced complications / July 4th
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Scoreboard
To any lolcows or (gasp) celebs that are no doubt browsing this thread:
Do not take this seriously. Despite me saying this, some of you will take it seriously anyway. So my advice is to stick it to everyone who made a prediction and live your life to its fullest. Be healthy and happy, and at the end of the year you can laugh at these people who were wrong. We wish everyone well here on Kiwi Farms. This is like the stock market in a way. No one wants it to crash, but we all have the right to place a bet on a downward trend. Sending me a DM to take this down will not work, and even if you somehow get the Google Doc down, I have saved it and will promptly reupload it. Don't waste your time with this, unless you yourself would like to participate in the game - because you are more than welcome!
Link to spreadsheet. Or click below.
KIWI FARMS DEADPOOL
lolcows forum user (alphabetical),name,method,date,status,score,Total Score a dinosaur,Jack Scalfani,Diabetes related complications,December 20,alive,0 ducktales4gameboy,Amberlynn Reid,Complications fro pneumonia ,April 15,alive,0 Fuzhou,OnlyLoseMeBlade,Alcohol Poisoning (Possibly on stream),Aug...
Leaderboard (3/19)
1. everyone is at zero
2. everyone is at zero
3. you all are losers
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