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Who's going to be the first political casualty?

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Syaoran Li said:
Gonna add a few more lolcow death predictions to the list.

Naomi Wu, COVID-19 related complications, July 2020
Jonathan Yaniv, Murdered by a vigilante, October 2020
ContraPoints, Politically Motivated Suicide, November 6th 2020
MovieBob, Major Heart Attack or Stroke, November 6th 2020
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I have 9 lolcows for you already, but I've decided to forgo the 10 celeb/lolcow limit.

This is for fun and I don't want to discourage predictions. Go crazy guys!

I am in the process of updating the list. If I have "liked" your post then I have added it.

edit - everything is updated. Check the list here if you want to ensure I've added everything correctly.

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lolcows forum user (alphabetical),name,method,date,status,score,Total Score a dinosaur,Jack Scalfani,Diabetes related complications,December 20,alive,0 ducktales4gameboy,Amberlynn Reid,Complications fro pneumonia ,April 15,alive ducktales4gameboy,Boogie2988,Wiping too hard (Fractured skull durin...
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Xi Jinping / ruthlessly slaughtered in a coup orchestrated by the one political opponent smart enough to keep his head down and to exploit the "Mandate of Heaven" Justification over Corona-Chan / October 15th, 2020

Angela Merkel / Corona Chan / July 15th 2020

Jonathan Yaniv / cocktail of complications from da gunt and Corona-Chan / October 15th 2020

Gurbanguly Berdimuhammedov / Killed by little green men for cozying up to China / November 20th, 2020

Narendra Modi / a Corona-Chan strain cooked up in the idyllic Ganges River./ August 12th, 2020
 
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Tammy Slaton July 20th 2021. She will be bedbound and well over 700 lbs at that point. Likely pushing 800. I give her a little more than a year because she keeps bouncing back somehow. But once bedbound that will not last long. She will be stuffing her face regardless of whether she is n her home or a nursing home. But I think it will be worse at home because "muh electric bill". In the blazing heat she won't last. Not unless she can keep the AC on 24/7.
 
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Gina Fournier - Drowned in a nearby river after a severe mental breakdown, resulting in accidental death. 21-June-2024.
 
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List should be updated till this point in the thread. Some additional info below that I would like your opinions on.

Per the usual, here's a link to the updated list.
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lolcows forum user (alphabetical),name,method,date,status,score,Total Score a dinosaur,Jack Scalfani,Diabetes related complications,December 20,alive,0 autisticfucker88,Boogie2988,Failed quadruple bypass surgery,December 12,alive autisticfucker89,Jonathan Yaniv,Suicide by hanging,August 2021,ali...
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Cedric_Eff said:
Christine Weston Chandler - Upper respiratory failure due to severe pneumonia / 12-Oct-2027
Andrew Dobson - Cardiac arrest due to poor dietary habits / 29-April-2032
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Wow, you are playing the long game here. I look forward to updating this list in 2027 and 2032, at which point I'll be consulting you to know how I die. Granted you are right on your predictions.

Thinking of adding +20 per year someone has predicted in advance, because I think we should reward people who played the long game.

So if you're within our 2 week period you will get +20 per year that you've sat on the prediction. Hope that makes sense.

Example, for anyone confused -

a prediction on September 11, 2024, posted in 2020 will net an additional +80 (20×4), along with the initial bonuses for accuracy... so long as it is within two weeks of September 11th, 2024.

What do you guys think of that?

MamaChancla said:
Zoofurs/ wuflu from attempt to conduct bat rape/ sometime between 2020 and 2021...meh could already be happening.
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Ended up adding an "Other" tab for the various shitposts in this thread. Felt like that might be fun.

Wasn't sure where to put this, given it isnt any specific lolcow, so for now it goes in the "Other" tab. If anyone wants to dispute this or any other categorization, I'm always open to suggestions.

I've defined lolcows by internet famous/have their own thread here. Celebs are famous for being propped up in real life, in the mainstream media, and other reasons.

For example, we all know Kim Kardashian was first known purely for her sex tape, but her fame skyrocketed outside of pornhub, and therefore she is considered a celebrity.
 
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Consenticles said:
List should be updated till this point in the thread. Some additional info below that I would like your opinions on.



Wow, you are playing the long game here. I look forward to updating this list in 2027 and 2032, at which point I'll be consulting you to know how I die. Granted you are right on your predictions.

Thinking of adding +20 per year someone has predicted in advance, because I think we should reward people who played the long game.

So if you're within our 2 week period you will get +10 per year that you've sat on the prediction. Hope that makes sense.

Example, for anyone confused -

a prediction on September 11, 2024, posted in 2020 will net an additional +80 (20×4), along with the initial bonuses for accuracy... so long as it is within two weeks of September 11th, 2024.

What do you guys think of that?


Ended up adding an "Other" tab for the various shitposts in this thread. Felt like that might be fun.

Wasn't sure where to put this, given it isnt any specific lolcow, so for now it goes in the "Other" tab. If anyone wants to dispute this or any other categorization, I'm always open to suggestions.

I've defined lolcows by internet famous/have their own thread here. Celebs are famous for being propped up in real life, in the mainstream media, and other reasons.

For example, we all know Kim Kardashian was first known purely for her sex tape, but her fame skyrocketed outside of pornhub, and therefore she is considered a celebrity.
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In the case for Chris, I’m ball parking around 2027 because of the fact that Barb and Bob were able to live in 14 BC for so long. But Chris doesn’t have the advantage of living in an clean environment for most of his life so that puts him in a ball park around 2027.

Dobson is just a fat fuck.

Gina on the other hand, it’s possible she could die early from her own psychosis and I get the vibe she could die earlier.
 
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boogie2988 / failed quadruple bypass surgery / December 12th 2020
RBG / wuflu / November 2020
Sanders / heart attack / by 2024
Biden / stroke / by 2024
Johnathan Yaniv / suicide by hanging / August 2021
Alinity Devine / Complications from Dog AIDS / 2022
 
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Kurt Eichenwald's wife / wuflu / November 2020 before general election
Kurt Eichenwald / attack of wuflu animated gifs on twitter / 1 day after wife's death. His final tweet will be about how he has secret health info on Trump's wuflu status from 1988.
 
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LordofTendons said:
Kurt Eichenwald's wife / wuflu / November 2020 before general election
Kurt Eichenwald / attack of wuflu animated gifs on twitter / 1 day after wife's death. His final tweet will be about how he has secret health info on Trump's wuflu status from 1988.
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So Eichenwald is a lolcow but he's also sort of known in mainstream media. Which list should he be added to?
 
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