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Joe Biden/ wu flu / April 1st 2020 (everyone will think it's a joke because of April fools day)
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Nah, it'll be corona chan from living on the streets.
It's the Wachowski sisters you fucking shitlord. Check your cis het privilege.
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The specific times are just random ballpark figures given, but I'll play it safe with the lolcows most likely to die next in general. Most of these are lolcows, but I've got three non-lolcow death predictions.
Barb, Late Summer or Early Fall 2020, Complications due to advanced age
Tommy Tooter, June 2020, Complications due to old age and drug abuse
Harvey Weinstein, April 2020, Killed in prison (and officially ruled a suicide)
Levi Simmons, May 2020, Same as above but actually ruled as a murder
Spoony, Fall 2020 or Winter 2020-2021, Suicide or Drug Overdose
Boogie, Early 2021, Obesity complications
ADF, November 2020, Sepsis or possibly Wu Flu aggravated by his obesity and nonexistent personal hygiene
David A. Hill/Olivia Hill, Either July 2020 or November 2020, Politically motivated suicide from a Bernie loss or a reelection of Trump
Zoe Quinn, 2021 or 2022, Either accidental drug overdose or accidentally kills herself in a fake suicide gesture gone wrong
Andy Ngo, Either July or November of 2020 or January 2021, Murdered by Rose City Antifa. The killing will likely be part of a wider trend of political violence in the Portland area due to the Democratic National Convention or the event of a Trump reelection or second inaugration.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Late Spring 2020 at the earliest or early 2021 at the latest, Pancreatic cancer or complications from cancer and old age
Barb, Late Summer or Early Fall 2020, Complications due to advanced age
Tommy Tooter, June 2020, Complications due to old age and drug abuse
Harvey Weinstein, April 2020, Killed in prison (and officially ruled a suicide)
Levi Simmons, May 2020, Same as above but actually ruled as a murder
Spoony, Fall 2020 or Winter 2020-2021, Suicide or Drug Overdose
Boogie, Early 2021, Obesity complications
ADF, November 2020, Sepsis or possibly Wu Flu aggravated by his obesity and nonexistent personal hygiene
David A. Hill/Olivia Hill, Either July 2020 or November 2020, Politically motivated suicide from a Bernie loss or a reelection of Trump
Zoe Quinn, 2021 or 2022, Either accidental drug overdose or accidentally kills herself in a fake suicide gesture gone wrong
Andy Ngo, Either July or November of 2020 or January 2021, Murdered by Rose City Antifa. The killing will likely be part of a wider trend of political violence in the Portland area due to the Democratic National Convention or the event of a Trump reelection or second inaugration.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Late Spring 2020 at the earliest or early 2021 at the latest, Pancreatic cancer or complications from cancer and old age
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These are some creative and gutsy calls. Love the Bill Nye one. That could really be unexpected.
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The Pope / Wuhan Coronavirus / May 5, 2020
followed by
Judge Ginsberg / kidney failure / December 15 / 2021
followed by
Judge Ginsberg / kidney failure / December 15 / 2021
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Digibro / Death by Masturbation / Summer 2020
Spoony / Drug Overdose / Around 2028
Mumkey Jones / Old Age / 2066
Tom Hanks / Coronavirus / April 2, 2020
Spoony / Drug Overdose / Around 2028
Mumkey Jones / Old Age / 2066
Tom Hanks / Coronavirus / April 2, 2020
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Sanders / Respiratory Failure / Nov. 5, 2020
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To everyone who entered names, I have compiled them on a google doc They are sorted in alphabetical order by username, and then by the projected date.
If this is not satisfactory feel free to suggest another method of sharing.
docs.google.com
If I have given your post a reaction (and you posted an entry), then I have added you to the official list for book keeping.
If this is not satisfactory feel free to suggest another method of sharing.
KIWI FARMS DEADPOOL
lolcows forum user (alphabetical),name,method,date,status,score,Total Score a dinosaur,Jack Scalfani,Diabetes related complications,December 20,alive,0 ducktales4gameboy,Amberlynn Reid,Complications fro pneumonia ,April 15,alive,0 Fuzhou,OnlyLoseMeBlade,Alcohol Poisoning (Possibly on stream),Aug...
If I have given your post a reaction (and you posted an entry), then I have added you to the official list for book keeping.
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Here is a few more:
Arin Hanson / Food Posioning by Ramen / June 12, 2020
Mother's Basement / Coronavirus / May 7, 2020
Jim Carrey / Coronavirus / April 23, 2020
Vincent Vena Cava / Dick Rot / October 5, 2020
Angry Joe / Death By Diarrhea / May 5, 2020
Contrapoints / Joins the 41% / July 2, 2020
Lindsay Ellis / Alcohol Poisoning / August 9, 2020
Michael Vick / Mauled by Pitbull / September 26, 2021
Arin Hanson / Food Posioning by Ramen / June 12, 2020
Mother's Basement / Coronavirus / May 7, 2020
Jim Carrey / Coronavirus / April 23, 2020
Vincent Vena Cava / Dick Rot / October 5, 2020
Angry Joe / Death By Diarrhea / May 5, 2020
Contrapoints / Joins the 41% / July 2, 2020
Lindsay Ellis / Alcohol Poisoning / August 9, 2020
Michael Vick / Mauled by Pitbull / September 26, 2021
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Boogie2988/Wiping too hard/November 26th.
"Wiping too hard" will be an unfunny gag video that causes him to trip and fracture his skull in his bathroom.
Masaokis/Food poisoning/the coroner can't identify a date range beyond sometime in October
"Wiping too hard" will be an unfunny gag video that causes him to trip and fracture his skull in his bathroom.
Masaokis/Food poisoning/the coroner can't identify a date range beyond sometime in October
raritycat
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Ariana Grande / Drug Overdose / September 7th, 2020
Jennette McCurdy / Complications from Eating Disorder / November 15th, 2020
Osric Chau / Wu-Flu / May 18th, 2020
Leslie Jones / Pulmonary Embolism / August 28th, 2021
Jonathan "Jessica" Yaniv / Wu-Flu / April 20th, 2020
AmberLynn Reid / Stroke / June 13th, 2020
Jungkook (Jeon Jung-kook) / Wu-Flu / May 15th, 2020
Hunter Schafer / Joins the 41% / July 15h, 2020
Jennette McCurdy / Complications from Eating Disorder / November 15th, 2020
Osric Chau / Wu-Flu / May 18th, 2020
Leslie Jones / Pulmonary Embolism / August 28th, 2021
Jonathan "Jessica" Yaniv / Wu-Flu / April 20th, 2020
Amber
Jungkook (Jeon Jung-kook) / Wu-Flu / May 15th, 2020
Hunter Schafer / Joins the 41% / July 15h, 2020
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OnlyUseMeBLADE/sepsis from foot necrosis/May 30 2020
Boogie1488/massive heart attack/pulmonary embolism/April 20 2020
Chairman Xi Jinping/complications from Corona chan no reason given/August 20 2020
Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg/ old age/September 11 2020
Barbara Chandler/old age/December 24 2020
Boogie1488/massive heart attack/pulmonary embolism/April 20 2020
Chairman Xi Jinping/
Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg/ old age/September 11 2020
Barbara Chandler/old age/December 24 2020
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RBG / Coronavirus related complications / August 19th 2020
Christopher Chandler / Coronavirus related complications / October 1st 2020
Kentray "Kent" Brown / shot by some Oakland hood niggas during a robbery / May 28th 2020
Bernie Sanders / myocardial infarction / November 18th 2020
Christopher Chandler / Coronavirus related complications / October 1st 2020
Kentray "Kent" Brown / shot by some Oakland hood niggas during a robbery / May 28th 2020
Bernie Sanders / myocardial infarction / November 18th 2020
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Trudeau, death by enraged Jamal, aduring the self-imposed WuFlu quarantine, because Jamal got cabin fever, by April 1 2020
MovieBob Chipman, massive coronary event, Oct 2020
MovieBob Chipman, massive coronary event, Oct 2020
Curious Addie
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List has been updated reflecting current projections.
To any lolcows that are no doubt browsing this thread and looking on in horror:
Do not take this seriously. Despite me saying this, some of you will take it seriously anyway. So my advice is to stick it to everyone who made a prediction and live your life to its fullest. Be healthy and happy, and at the end of the year you can laugh at these people who wasted a spot on their list with you. We wish everyone well here on Kiwi Farms. This is like the stock market in a way. No one wants it to crash, but we all have the right to place a bet on a downward trend.
Link:
docs.google.com
also, I just want to give some of you a heads up, especially if you're entering this to win -
This deadpool ends on Jan 1 2021, 12:01 am EASTERN TIME
So if you are making a projection for 2021+, and the subject dies in 2020, you will still get the points for a death (and maybe even method of death bonus), but you will not be eligible for the date bonus.So while I love the predictions that are years off - and I do not discourage these at all - they are still taking up a spot on your list. There are no longer limits on lists.
To any lolcows that are no doubt browsing this thread and looking on in horror:
Do not take this seriously. Despite me saying this, some of you will take it seriously anyway. So my advice is to stick it to everyone who made a prediction and live your life to its fullest. Be healthy and happy, and at the end of the year you can laugh at these people who wasted a spot on their list with you. We wish everyone well here on Kiwi Farms. This is like the stock market in a way. No one wants it to crash, but we all have the right to place a bet on a downward trend.
Link:
KIWI FARMS DEADPOOL
lolcows forum user (alphabetical),name,method,date,status,score,Total Score a dinosaur,Jack Scalfani,Diabetes related complications,December 20,alive,0 autisticfucker88,Boogie2988,Failed quadruple bypass surgery,December 12,alive autisticfucker89,Jonathan Yaniv,Suicide by hanging,August 2021,ali...
also, I just want to give some of you a heads up, especially if you're entering this to win -
This deadpool ends on Jan 1 2021, 12:01 am EASTERN TIME
So if you are making a projection for 2021+, and the subject dies in 2020, you will still get the points for a death (and maybe even method of death bonus), but you will not be eligible for the date bonus.
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Bibi Netanyahu / bombed to bits / September 2020
Nancy Pelosi / fallen and couldn't get up / November 2020
Nancy Pelosi / fallen and couldn't get up / November 2020
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Dick Van Dyke / old age / September 20th, 2020
President Jimmy Carter / old age / December 25th, 2020
Ruth Bader Ginsburg / she's actually been dead for ages but whatever / November 1st, 2020
Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka / overdose / July 30th, 2021
Harvey Weinstein / "suicide" / February 28, 2021
George "Maddox" Ouzunian / murder-suicide / December 12th, 2023
Bill Cosby / murdered / January 18th, 2022
Jared Fogle / murdered / January 3rd, 2021 (comatose July 15th, 2020)
Linus "LinusTechTips" Sebastian / automobile accident / April 20th, 2024
Ke$ha Sebert / overdose / March 2nd, 2021
edit: hahahaha, the top three most popular picks so far are Boogie2988 (6 people picked him), Spoony (4 picks) and Barb Chandler (3 picks)
President Jimmy Carter / old age / December 25th, 2020
Ruth Bader Ginsburg / she's actually been dead for ages but whatever / November 1st, 2020
Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka / overdose / July 30th, 2021
Harvey Weinstein / "suicide" / February 28, 2021
George "Maddox" Ouzunian / murder-suicide / December 12th, 2023
Bill Cosby / murdered / January 18th, 2022
Jared Fogle / murdered / January 3rd, 2021 (comatose July 15th, 2020)
Linus "LinusTechTips" Sebastian / automobile accident / April 20th, 2024
Ke$ha Sebert / overdose / March 2nd, 2021
edit: hahahaha, the top three most popular picks so far are Boogie2988 (6 people picked him), Spoony (4 picks) and Barb Chandler (3 picks)
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Here are my ten predictions for lolcows and e-celebs:
Jonathan Yaniv / Murdered by some random alog / July 15
Narcissa Wright / botched surgery / October 15
Contrapoints / suicide / Early Fall
Richard "Lowtax" / drug related issues or benzodiazepine discontinuation / September 15
Barbara Chandler / wound infection and necrosis / Late Summer
Robert Earle Milligan IV / stroke / December 15
DarkSydePhil / car crash / December 15
Hotwheels "cripplemoot" / lung failure due COVID-19 / April 15
Boogie2988 / heart failure or stroke / Late Summer
Assburgers (former friend of Mumkey Jones) / delirium tremens / Early Fall or Late Summer
I'm still working in my list of ten predictions for celebs, I will let you know once I finish it.
Jonathan Yaniv / Murdered by some random alog / July 15
Narcissa Wright / botched surgery / October 15
Contrapoints / suicide / Early Fall
Richard "Lowtax" / drug related issues or benzodiazepine discontinuation / September 15
Barbara Chandler / wound infection and necrosis / Late Summer
Robert Earle Milligan IV / stroke / December 15
DarkSydePhil / car crash / December 15
Hotwheels "cripplemoot" / lung failure due COVID-19 / April 15
Boogie2988 / heart failure or stroke / Late Summer
Assburgers (former friend of Mumkey Jones) / delirium tremens / Early Fall or Late Summer
I'm still working in my list of ten predictions for celebs, I will let you know once I finish it.
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Harvey Weinstein / "Complications" / August, 2020
OnlyUseMeBlade / Necrosis / August 2020
Rita Wilson / CooF-19 / April 2020
OnlyUseMeBlade / Necrosis / August 2020
Rita Wilson / CooF-19 / April 2020