KIWI FARMS DEADPOOL - Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

[Rumpled Foreskin]

I am quite literally already dead, so what do i win

A blowie or a handie?

 

[Aquinas]

A blowie or a handie?

nah i already gave a pistol a blowie

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

nah i already gave a pistol a blowie

So if I cut your head off, does lightning course through my body as I gain your immortal powers?

 

[Aquinas]

So if I cut your head off, does lightning course through my body as I gain your immortal powers?

what the fuck are you talking about

 

[Glowie Hunter Art Bell]

Biden, complications resulting from dementia, 2025

 

[Sneed's Feed And Seed]

what the fuck are you talking about

Get the fuck off Kiwifarms and go watch Highlander, you uncultured swine

 

[Aquinas]

Get the fuck off Kiwifarms and go watch Highlander, you uncultured swine

I dont watch movies by the irish, the niggers of the white race. Nor do i watch shit from their beast cousins, the scottish

 

[Sneed's Feed And Seed]

I dont watch movies by the irish, the niggers of the white race.

Don't get mad because you watched both Boondock Saints movies and found out the directors got your money twice for the same movie
Get mad because Tyler Perry's done the same thing, with more movies, for longer

 

[Aquinas]

Don't get mad because you watched both Boondock Saints movies and found out the directors got your money twice for the same movie
Get mad because Tyler Perry's done the same thing, with more movies, for longer

the only boondock anything i watched was that funny afro-cartoon

 

[Puff]

I dont watch movies by the irish, the niggers of the white race. Nor do i watch shit from their beast cousins, the scottish

White isn't a race. Neither is black.

 

[Aquinas]

White isn't a race. Neither is black.

you will never be anything more than subhuman

 

[Pissmaster]

Gonna try for another round of this.

Queen Elizabeth II
Time: August 2022
Cause: Old age

The woman is in her nineties and this is a monarch who is reaching the 80th anniversary of her coronation. While she has access to the best medical care in all of Great Britain, and I could see the Windsor family being so desperate for good PR that they'll do all they can to ensure she's still alive for the platinum jubilee in June but after that, who knows?

Closest one ITT, very nice

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Gonna try for another round of this.

Queen Elizabeth II
Time: August 2022
Cause: Old age

The woman is in her nineties and this is a monarch who is reaching the 80th anniversary of her coronation. While she has access to the best medical care in all of Great Britain, and I could see the Windsor family being so desperate for good PR that they'll do all they can to ensure she's still alive for the platinum jubilee in June but after that, who knows?

Congrats, you really got close.

 

[Halmaz]

Gonna try for another round of this.

Queen Elizabeth II
Time: August 2022
Cause: Old age

Almost.
I think you still deserve some prize.

 

[Pissmaster]

It's almost the end of the year so I'm gonna update my list from early 2020

Dick Van Dyke / old age / September 20th, 2020
President Jimmy Carter / old age / December 25th, 2020
Ruth Bader Ginsburg / she's actually been dead for ages but whatever / November 1st, 2020
Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka / overdose / July 30th, 2021
Harvey Weinstein / "suicide" / February 28, 2021
George "Maddox" Ouzunian / murder-suicide / December 12th, 2023
Bill Cosby / murdered / January 18th, 2022
Jared Fogle / murdered / January 3rd, 2021 (comatose July 15th, 2020)
Linus "LinusTechTips" Sebastian / automobile accident / April 20th, 2024
Ke$ha Sebert / overdose / March 2nd, 2021

Only two of the dates I guessed back then haven't happened yet, so I'm gonna keep those

• Linus "LinusTechTips" Sebastian / automobile accident / April 20th, 2024
• George "Maddox" Ouzunian / suicide / December 12th, 2023
• Dick Van Dyke / old / December 13th, 2025
• Bill Cosby / heart attack / June 30, 2024
• Richard Simmons / something crazy and unexpected / August 21, 2023
• Bam Margera / pneumonia / April 21, 2023
• Ringo Starr / heart attack / March 30, 2025
• Pat Sajak / heart attack / August 15, 2024
• Gene Simmons / heart attack / August 1st, 2023
• 6ix9ine / overdose / July 25, 2025

 

[Blitzsneed]

Time to join in and make a deadpool list for 2023:

• Bam Margera / Overdose / March 17th, 2023
• Ethan Ralph / Heart Failure / October 10th, 2023
• Lucas "Keffals" Roberts / Overdose / July 8th, 2023
• Joe Biden / Stroke / May 3rd, 2023
• Kanye West / Suicide / Jan 25th, 2023
• Brian "OnlyusemeBLADE" Risso / Sepsis / August 26th, 2023

 

[Sneed's Feed And Seed]

Joe Biden / "Suicide" / January 21, 2023

 

[BigFanOfTheKillstream]

Ethan Ralph / Brain Aneurysm+Stroke / 9:57 AM March 27th, 2024

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

Ethan Ralph / drug overdose / June 9th, 2023
Joe Biden / old age / August 8th 2026
Jim Metokur / whatever his illness is idc / September 4th 2023
Onlyusemeblade / alcoholism / July 4th 2024
Andy Warski / drug overdose / March 18th 2025
Narcissa / suicide / April 1st 2024
Keffals / suicide / April 1st 2026
PPP / obesity / September 11th 2029
Joshua Conner Moon / "suicide" / April 12th 2026
George RR Martin / obesity / February 12th 2025

Finish Winds you fat fucking faggot.

 

[Wesley Willis]

Ethan Ralph / Cheesecake embolism / April 20, 2024
Joshua "Nigger" Moon / Fentanyl OD / Juneteenth 2023
Boogie2988 / Mass shooting / December 14, 2025
Hasan Piker / Great Leap reenactment accident / July 4, 2028
Andrew Tate / Beheading / September 11, 2023