KIWI FARMS DEADPOOL - Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Sticking with cows here-
Yaniv- February 2022, heart disease, blood loss/infection from abusing his trench, murder-suicide with his mom and aunt, or a rogue first responder finally loses his shit and goes ham and beats Yaniv to death.

Josh Saunders- any time after he turns 30, the usual life expectancy for an adult FAS alcoholic. Death by misadventure- passes out and burns down apartment building, falls and hits head, drowns in toilet, or a local methhead rolls him when Josh gets wand $$.

Also I’d like to agree with @Mistakeling on Katie Price but I predict OD in December 2021 as she’s sat without her kids as usual at the hollybobs, and/or she gets blood poisoning and goes out ala Anna Nichole Smith (rest in peace).

ETA how could I forget, Ethan Oliver Ralph- OD, heart disease, drunk driving, or a fatal ass-beating. Time- his lifestyle makes it likely any time now. Surprised it hasn’t happened already actually.

 

[Aquinas]

@Deadpool

 

[Michael Janke]

on the list of political casualty's, isnt RBG already dead.
should we remove her from the poll.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Okay who had " Kiwi Farm's Deadpool" in the Kiwi Farms Deadpool?

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

I call Henry Kissinger, if he isn’t dead yet.

 

[Thumb Butler]

The British queen will not live to see another year. My bet is cancer (not old age).

 

[Lone Outsider]

Biden: He's nearly outlived his usefulness, stuttering, talking and shitting himself like the senile creep he is. 2022.

Ralph: Likely but I'd give him until 2024/2025 be he's gunted from this plane of existence.

Jim: Doubt he is gonna be having long in this world either 2022/2023

 

[RodgerDodger]

I call Henry Kissinger, if he isn’t dead yet.

I'm pretty sure he's frozen alongside Walt Disney's head

 

[Pissmaster]

Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka / overdose / July 30th, 2021

oh shit I was pretty close

 

[MadStan]

Queen Elizabeth dead by June 2022.
Charles passes up on being King and we have a new young King and Queen.

 

[Character from a movie]

Queen Elizabeth dead by June 2022.
Charles passes up on being King and we have a new young King and Queen.

I'd say she dies before June. Maybe in January-February. Maybe December 25 of this year? That would be crazy

 

[Ted_Logan]

I'm leaning queen Elizabeth die I say mid January early February. Don't know the date to be honest but hey the queen need to be with her now died king right?

 

[Cedric_Eff]

First deadpool addition of 2022.

Dillin “Dht” Thomas, December 7th, 2022, 16:34.
Strangulation.

 

[Syaoran Li]

Gonna try for another round of this.

Queen Elizabeth II
Time: August 2022
Cause: Old age

The woman is in her nineties and this is a monarch who is reaching the 80th anniversary of her coronation. While she has access to the best medical care in all of Great Britain, and I could see the Windsor family being so desperate for good PR that they'll do all they can to ensure she's still alive for the platinum jubilee in June but after that, who knows?

 

[Sneed (formerly ﷽)]

My Hero

 

[Incorrect Password]

Ralph "The Gunt" Retort / December 17th 2022 / Heart Failure

 

[LazloChalos]

Name: Ethan Oliver Ralph
Date: October 2023
Cause of Death: Complications after receiving a brutal beating while incarcerated, the man deluded himself into thinking he was a badass and attempted to assert his dominance with the other inmates.

 

[Aquinas]

Me
Now

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Me
Now

Please do not

 

[Aquinas]

Please do not

I am quite literally already dead, so what do i win