Kiwi Farms: Exceptional Posts - Feel Free to Rate This Autistic in Advance

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

I made a compilation of my bookmarked posts.

288.37 MB file on MEGA

mega.nz

The final product consists of 709 posts and just over 1000 pages.

Top 20 posters in the compilation, by # of posts:

51 @Diana Moon Glampers
33 @Jet Fuel Johnny
28 @AnOminous
20 @Weeb Slinger / @Dog Prom 3D
18 @Ghostse (incl. the Ballads of Miss'ippi John)
16 @MirnaMinkoff / @Dyn / @Drain Todger / @Angry New Ager
12 @TowinKarz / @Durable Mike Malloy
11 @Father Brown
10 @cuddle striker
07 @Safir / @ Null
06 @Unpaid Emotional Labourer / @Tragi-Chan / @Club Sandwich
05 @Shiversblood (incl. the story of Trent)

Spoiler: The Rest

5 SIGSEGV
5 Karl der Grosse
4 ToS
4 pedoguyguykrai
4 kiwi-identified cow
4 KimCoppolaAficionado
4 Ginger Piglet
4 Fareal
4 eternal dog mongler
4 DungeonMaster
4 AbraCadaver
4 2 litre soda
3 Syaoran Li
3 Spunt
3 sperginity
3 Seminal Ointments Lain
3 Otterly
3 moocow
3 LetThemEatCake
3 Leonard Helplessness
3 Kosher Dill
3 Konstantin Romanov
3 Knight of the Rope
3 Imago
3 Doctor Placebo
3 AltisticRight
3 0 1
2 trannyfucker
2 Tiger Tanaka
2 The Wokey Little Puppy
2 Therealhomor
2 The Littlest Shitlord
2 Terrorist
2 Smug Cat
2 Sexual Chocolate
2 Replicant Sasquatch
2 Randall Fragg
2 Rabbit Bones
2 Pol Pots Pooter
2 Pissmaster
2 Nykysnottrans
2 Meiwaku
2 Marshal Mannerheim
2 Malodorous Merkin
2 Mako_Spark
2 It's HK-47
2 Goofy Logic
2 GleamingTheQ-Bert
2 Fields Of Rye
2 EmuWarsVeteran
2 Cryonic Haunted Bullets
2 Crunchy Leaf
2 ChuckSlaughter
2 Bubbly Sink
2 Bolo
2 Barbarella
1 zedkissed60
1 zap2theextreme
1 Yuuichirou Kumada
1 Yop Yop
1 xXRonPaul_42020Xx
1 wry wrangler
1 Woke Capitalism
1 whogoesthere
1 WhiteTrashPOS
1 wes
1 Wallace
1 Von Wolf Demon
1 Vitriol
1 Viridian
1 Vesperus
1 UserAccess
1 Uberpenguin
1 TungstenCarbide
1 TS 298
1 Treblinkachu
1 Top Skink
1 Three Halves
1 ThonisSH
1 theworstkindofeurofag
1 The Wicked Mitch
1 the khat quaffer
1 The Fool
1 The Final Troondown
1 The Emperor Skeksis
1 TFT-A9
1 teriyakiburns
1 TeamRooted
1 Tathagata
1 Tasty Tatty
1 Taily Puff
1 Symphony ov the NEET
1 Surfin Terf
1 super thug
1 stuffandthings
1 Strange Wilderness
1 Spedestrian
1 SPARKLETWAT
1 Sonichu-choo trainwreck
1 Sofonda Cox
1 Smutley
1 Smaug's Smokey Hole
1 Shoggoth
1 Shaka Brah
1 Sexy Senior Citizen
1 sephcel
1 Secret Asshole
1 Save the Loli
1 Saigon63
1 SaidTheSpider
1 Rotter
1 roo farmer
1 Rich Evans Apologist
1 Rei is shit
1 Readhed
1 Ralph Barnhardt
1 Rainbow Frog Army
1 RadicalCentrist
1 Rabidcolombian
1 Quixotic Man
1 Quiet Dignity
1 pwnest injun
1 Pump Meat
1 PTNR 2.0
1 proteus4994
1 Prolego
1 Pope Gregory IX
1 Pokemonquistador2
1 PlasticOwls
1 Pip Squeak
1 PhantomDiploma
1 Pepsi-Cola
1 Particle Bored
1 Pargon
1 Paranoia Machine
1 Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake
1 OmegaKV
1 Occam's Spork
1 Observerer
1 NulWillBecomeTranny
1 NotArat
1 Norman B. Normal
1 Never Scored
1 Neil
1 muh_moobs
1 Much Ado About Nothing
1 Mr Snoid
1 mr.moon1488
1 Mr. Manchester
1 Mr. Jaw
1 Mr E. Grifter
1 Mr. A. L. Mao
1 MistressCaridad
1 MiniMuffin
1 mindlessobserver
1 Meowthkip
1 MediocreMilt
1 Mauvman Shuffleboard
1 Mason Verger
1 Marvin
1 Mammamia in Naziland
1 Lou’s Biggest Fan
1 lolwatagain
1 littlebiscuits
1 LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]
1 Łimønča
1 Learned Hand
1 Large
1 Koby_Fish
1 Kirkorov
1 King Dead
1 K-Hole
1 KeepHopeAlive
1 Kate Farms Shill
1 Just Another Furgag Alog
1 JuniperFalls
1 Jubileus
1 JoshPlz
1 Johnny Bravo
1 John Andrews Stan
1 Jimjamflimflam
1 Jetpack Himmler
1 Jeremiah Tube Gamer
1 Jan_Hus
1 JamalActimel
1 IsaacShraeder
1 I Love Beef
1 illhavetwo
1 Idiot Asshole
1 Icasaracht
1 IbnTaymiyyah
1 Hyrip123876
1 Huli Jing
1 HTTP Error 404
1 Hornets
1 Honest Coyote
1 HOMO INSPECTUS
1 hesterprynne
1 Harvey Danger
1 Grotesque
1 Grog
1 God Emperor
1 glass_houses
1 Giovanni
1 Gig Bucking Fun
1 Ghostingbytomorrow
1 Gamergirl Cleanup Crew
1 GameDevAnon
1 fuckidunno
1 formershroomeryuser
1 ForgottenUserName
1 Feline Supremacist
1 Fapcop
1 Fancy Bear
1 Exceptionally Exceptional
1 escapegoat
1 endofteh
1 El Sátiro Sordo
1 DykesDykesChina
1 DumbDude42
1 Dreamer
1 Dramanautilus
1 draggs
1 DonaldChump
1 Domestic Peace
1 Dom Cruise
1 Doc Cassidy
1 DiddyKongMain1989
1 Dick Justice
1 Desu Mountain
1 Deepland Bystander
1 DarkResearchAnon
1 Dante Alighieri
1 Dangerhair
1 DamnWolves!
1 Daisymae
1 CyrusKissFanClub
1 Cynar
1 Cupcake Noodles
1 Cunty Boo Boo
1 Ctrl+Alt+Rt
1 CrunkLord420
1 Corn Flakes
1 CoolSexHaver420
1 Coolio55
1 Constellationzero
1 Connor Bible
1 Clockwork_PurBle
1 CivilianOfTheFandomWars
1 CIA Nigger
1 Christopher Robin
1 ｃｈｌｏｒｉｎｅ
1 Chipped Teacup
1 Chef Hanlon
1 Cheeseburger Picnic
1 cheap plastic skeleton
1 Chaptersevenbankruptcy
1 Capsaicin Addict
1 CamelCursive
1 Ca Ira
1 Cactus Wings
1 Butta Face Lopez
1 Bunny Tracks
1 Bugaboo
1 BucolicVisage
1 brooky
1 break these cuffs
1 bottomfeeder
1 boner_alert
1 blue gopher snakes
1 benutz
1 Bender
1 believe all women
1 behindyourightnow
1 Barry Scott
1 Bad Gateway
1 Autphag
1 A-Stump
1 A Series Of Tubes
1 Apteryx
1 An Sionnach Seang
1 A-№1
1 Amphitrite
1 A Logging Company
1 A Gay Retard
1 afcastty
1 Aes Sedai
1 admiral
1 Actinidia
1 360NoTrope

There were a few issues in producing this compilation. Lots of empty pages, page breaks in unaesthetic places, disproportionately large images, spoilers that get splayed over a page border, and so on. The table of contents and hyperlinks weren't transferred from the original format to PDF, so there are no navigation aids, just a thousand-page block of pure exceptionalism.

I think it's pretty decent nevertheless.

Utility I made to categorize posts:

(i didn't write all this solely for KF; i'm not that much of an autist. this is a fun digression from a larger project i'm working on.)

 

[NigKid]

Thats insanely autistic. i like it.

 

[The Last Stand]

You have a lot of time on your hands. How do you define "exceptional"?

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

You have a lot of time on your hands. How do you define "exceptional"?

It didn't take that long. I've been bookmarking posts the entire time I've been here, so I already had all my content ready to go. I just had to edit and present it, which took an evening or two.

There's no concrete criterion for "exceptional", just anything funny or insightful.

 

[The Last Stand]

It didn't take that long. I've been bookmarking posts the entire time I've been here, so I already had all my content ready to go. I just had to edit and present it, which took an evening or two.

There's no concrete criterion for "exceptional", just anything funny or insightful.

And I'm not in it.

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

And I'm not in it.

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i think you had one post that i later removed. shame

 

[Pee Cola]

This is the most autistic thing I've seen all day. Granted, I only got up about 30 minutes ago, but still...

The only way this could be any more autistic is if these posts were text files stored on a Gopher server.

Good work, OP.

 

[.moe]

How'd you assign value to the posts? What made you laugh?

 

[draggs]

I on list

Whee

 

[Epic Fail Man]

 

[Radical Cadre]

There's a whole other forum dedicated to exceptional individuals on Kiwi Farms. Check it out!

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

How'd you assign value to the posts? What made you laugh?

1. I don't mean for inclusion on the list to be a measure of how "valuable" a post is.
2. Most of the stuff in the "Top Minds" and "Aphorisms" sections.

I on list

Whee

For this:

"Why are you doing this?!"

"We hate you because you're pieces of shit."

"Is it because you're uninformed? Misinformed? Disinformed?"

"It's because we hate you because you're pieces of shit."

"Is it Trump? Q?"

"It's because we hate you because you're pieces of shit."

"Irrational exuberance?"

"It's because we hate you because you're pieces of shit."

"Is your manbaby incel whiteness making you do this?"

"It's because we hate you because you're pieces of shit."

"Is it Vladimir Putin? IT'S PUTIN ISN'T IT?!"

"It's because we hate you because you're pieces of shit."

"WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!?!?!?!?!?!"

 

[whatever I feel like]

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I know that feel, bro.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Holy fuck, I'm ....honored? Insulted? Idk even.