Kiwi Farms interview with the "journalist" who interviewed Jace

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How do you consider yourself a journalist when the average highschooler has better writing skills than you?

I really hope you're pretending to be like this, because you made yourself look like an idiot while trying to make fun of a crazy schizophrenic guy.
High school is a bit on the extreme side, now. Let's call it 4-months-away-from-graduating-7th-grader.
 
Hy-hy-hyeah well...

I seriously doubt this will effect anything.

As long as they don't google you Reuben Baron. You couldn't ask for better SEO optimization than to have forums and reddit, once they get ahold of it, constantly reusing your name in relation with this video. Your name is going to be tossed around a lot on the internet for the foreseeable future Reuben Baron. Unfortunately for you everything Jace Connors related is automatically reuploaded onto several youtube accounts, so even once you delete your copy of the video Reuben Baron it is going to be easy to find.

edit/Time capsule to the future: To any employers looking for references on Reuben Baron here is a copy of the video you're seeing referenced in google results that I'm sure he's deleted by this point.


Past work history for Reuben Baron. Journalism Reuben Baron. The LFB Reuben Baron. The-lfb.com Reuben baron. Social activism Reuben Baron. Bard College Reuben Baron. Eclectic Pictures Reuben Baron. Needham Reuben Baron. New York Reuban Baron.
 
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Hey so i'm going to go ahead and say you've made a huge ass of yourself, and not the good type of ass. You know of a skinny twink that you'd ride all night. Anyways, why don't you issue an apology for lying to everyone and taking advantage of a mentally handicapped person. Then maybe we'll make you stop stuttering.

Also what would you like your lolcow thread to say?
 
Hy-hy-hyeah well...

I can't say too much, but I have talked with the police about this stuff.

You really think the police are going to care about yet another SJW call just because it has a thirty minute video attached to it? You realize that if you call the police after 10 PM EST with this information, it makes you, not Jace, look like a nut job?

You can't say too much? How about this: for fuck's sake, just stop talking. You're really just embarrassing yourself now.
 
OK. I think I have the most of the backstory now, and I've read the thread. And I don't even… I can't for the life of me understand why anyone would go and willingly stick their foot, and career prospects, into this snake pit. Seriously, Mr. Baron, what were you thinking?

I'm pretty much focused on writing about movies and anime, occasionally writing about other stuff I'm passionate about. I've done pretty well with writing about movies; got some essays published by an arthouse theater and interned as a script reader for a Hollywood production studio in part due to my movie criticism samples. So I'm a type of journalist,
No. That is commentary and criticism, not journalism. Journalism is a very specific vocation. Please learn the difference, because calling it journalism really only shows your ignorance and irritates real journalists.
but I played up the title to get the interview.
So you are admitting here that you also went into an interview under false pretenses? Again, what were you thinking? Didn't you get any doubts that maybe this wasn't a good idea?
Journalism isn't my main passion, though; considering shutting down the site at the end of the year if I can get a good job after graduation.
I honestly don't see that happening at this point. Not as a journalist, commentator, analyst, critic, boiler room copy boy, or anything. I really hate to be the bearer of bad news, but good jobs these days are incredibly scarce, especially in news media. Did it not occur to you that prospective employers will google your name and they will find this work of yours today? You should know by now that reputation is everything in media, and yet for some inexplicable reason you have willingly made yourself damaged goods before your career even began. With what I've seen today, I certainly wouldn't hire you.

What did you possibly hope to gain that's worth aborting your future career for?
 
Since you can't really continue in this line of work, have you considered radio? You could work for Anthony LoGatto, an up-and-coming radio star.
Reuben G. Barron has a face for radio. He should work alongside noted West Virginia radiojournalist Caiden Cowger. Reuben G. Barron is not suited for working in the film industry, unfortunately. He lacks the professionalism necessary to work on a sound stage and severely holds up production schedules. It is unfortunate, but not everybody is suited for working in Hollywood.
 
Hy-hy-hyeah well...

I'm aware of his mental illness. I think an institution might be the best option. If not that, some sort of alternative care-taking. It's clear his mom's been hurting rather than helping him with his problems, and his friends just enable him.
You do realize that an institution is the WORST place for him, right? For someone who is detached from the real world, It's horrifying. He probably wouldn't understand why they're keeping him there and if he lashed out they'd physically subdue/forcibly drug him. For someone who is suffering from paranoia and delusions, can you imagine what that would do to him?
 
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