Kiwi Farms: The Animated Series - I multi-episode series based on the farms

[Jaded Optimist]

Gay/fat and I would not watch/sex it.

Seriously, who wants this?

 

[BillionaireBrat]

Fam, why make up a story when you are literally flooded with glorious adventures of all our favourite lolcows? If you're gonna do a story, why not surround it with the great tales of your characters witnessing Chris Chan, Amberlynn Reid, DSP, Movie Bob, Wings, etc.

If you're gonna do a series about the farms, shouldn't it be about the content of the farms? If not, that's like if Jojo was just a slice of life anime skipping all the manly men with their pet punching ghosts.

I like the mask and city idea though.

 

[registereduser]

This is painful.

 

[Iron Father]

 

[heathercho]

Alright.

I want to help you make this happen, sweet @CephalopodEnthusiast. We can slay the internet aboriginals together. Just plz make @Y2K Baby my kang in your wonderful opus magnum.

 

[uncleShitHeel]

If it's a bad thread, then why feature it?

Because you're exceptional.

 

[diana]

I think your biggest mistake was creating fictional characters as the cast. As you can see from the replies, people would be eager to be self-inserted into this.

Judging by the OP, it seems like you are trying to channel your sperging from other media you enjoy (specifically Pocket Mirror) into this project. I have no idea why you would think this is a good idea. Again, you should be taking community culture and in-jokes as material for this project. You’ve made this thing all about you and your interests, instead, and you should really be making original content if that’s the case.

I’m also baffled about how serious you’re taking this. This is a gossip forum comprised of 90% of shitposting and circlejerking, and you should mirror such an attitude for something like this.

@CephalopodEnthusiast

As much as I dislike balcolm, I'll admit he's right. Inserting your Mary Sues into the comic just spells cringe. I'm not saying don't do the comic, but you're going about it completely wrong.
You're taking content in a style that is regularly made fun of here and unironically using it for your kiwi-fantasies. This comic would be much better received if you simply animated funny and or popular events that have happened here or took your content to tumblr and never mentioned it to us in the first place.
On top of that, you also should have just let the people bicker in the comments instead of regularly replying and actually getting angry at someone like Dyn. I will never understand why people who commit the crimes we chastise come here and do the same shit.

Also, @balcolm you missed an opportunity to pick the grossest, cringe, diaper-fur shit to accuse ceph of liking. At least then it would have been funny, silly goose.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Just plz make @Y2K Baby my kang in your wonderful opus magnum.

If this is to be so, make @heathercho brap at least (((once))) (1)

 

[Iron Father]

The series would be about a female user who joins the forums. She quickly befriends a guide who needs a roommate, and meets another user who has a controversial reputation. Intrigued by this individual, she goes out of her way to learn more about him. Things start getting out of hand, she starts having strange dreams, and she learns more than she ever imagined when she gets involved in drama she will never forget.

Kiwi Farms would be depicted as a "real" place, like sort of a camp, with everyone living in apartments and other buildings, such as shops, gyms, and offices. The EDF forums are a rival camp that exists as another "real" place. Everyone wears a mask of the character in their profile picture to protect their identity. @Null is the creator, and the mods are in charge of running the place, so they get the swankiest, most expensive living areas. Real kiwis would be featured as characters (and notified if they get featured) but the main characters are ones I've created.

 

[thebonesauce]

Make absolutely sure you include Bryan Dunn on his knees crying, BEGGING for Null’s dick. He should be obsessed with @Null and begging to give sexual favors in exchange for the C&D to be lifted.

Now that would be entertaining.

 

[AnOminous]

Also, @balcolm you missed an opportunity to pick the grossest, cringe, diaper-fur shit to accuse ceph of liking.

But nobody would believe anyone likes @yawning sneasel.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

This is a dumb idea and I'd watch every episode. Go ahead and do it.

 

[PrincessHomura]

I think it's a fun idea but I don't get why you'd make up OCs when there are so many members, and more importantly lolcows, on the farms to use instead.

 

[Y2K Baby]

I think it's a fun idea but I don't get why you'd make up OCs when there are so many members, and more importantly lolcows, on the farms to use instead.

It should be a haram anime starring LuL

 

[Trombonista]

Any series based on Kiwi Farms would have to be Slice of Life. Well, Slice of Life and Shitposting.

 

[Iron Father]

Make an extremely dated RPG with RPG Maker instead.

 

[Teri-Teri]

Jesus, what the hell is going on?

 

[AprilRains]

Jesus, what the hell is going on?

Fuckin' guess.

Spoiler

:autism:

 

[Ido]

Needs to be made in MS Paint Nyan Neko sugar Girls style.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

an episode of kiwi farms the animated series


> a troon walks into the room
> everyone in the room points and laughs
> troon sets itself on fire
snare drums, laughtrack
end.

>some guy in the corner says something dumb and everyone pelts them with Autism puzzle pieces.