Kiwi Farms: The Animated Series - I multi-episode series based on the farms

[Black Waltz]

This is painful.

but let's keep going and see what happens

 

[Y2K Baby]

but let's keep going and see what happens

Like anal.

 

[drain]

If this is to be so, make @heathercho brap at least (((once))) (1)

but will you fart in your cartoon form

 

[Y2K Baby]

but will you fart in your cartoon form

No, fuck you.

 

[drain]

No, fuck you.

no fuck YOU sir

 

[Tommy Wiseau Kin]

After my ex-roommate landed me in a mental hospital, I'm done with people, and drama, like that.

It's been three days and five pages in and NO ONE has brought this little comment up?

 

[drain]

It's been three days and five pages in and NO ONE has brought this little comment up?

I would love to hear what happened with our friend

 

[AnOminous]

It's been three days and five pages in and NO ONE has brought this little comment up?

I'm amazed he's been here since 2015 and then would just start power leveling all over the place.

 

[AprilRains]

It's been three days and five pages in and NO ONE has brought this little comment up?

i just couldn't

 

[Anonyta]

I'm amazed he's been here since 2015 and then would just start power leveling all over the place.

OP's been here since 2015 and legit thought that coming to a shitpost forum to pitch their idea for an autistic psuedo-anime knockoff about Mary Sue Kiwis was a good idea and then flipped shit when people told them their idea sucks, the powerleveling should really be expected.

 

[Y2K Baby]

OP's been here since 2015 and legit thought that coming to a shitpost forum to pitch their idea for an autistic psuedo-anime knockoff about Mary Sue Kiwis was a good idea and then flipped shit when people told them their idea sucks, the powerleveling should really be expected.

Or did they?

 

[Anonyta]

Or did they?

 

[Terrorist]

If you're going for accuracy to the farms, what you should do is make Molleen and Isadora a bumbing team rocket-esque tranny duo who concoct wacky schemes to a-log other trannies in every episode. One is an obese neckbeard furry brony incel, and the other a horsefaced alt-righter twink. At the end of each one, when their plans come tumbling down and they're revealed to be cringy faggots, the duo shouts their signature catchphrase while null punts them into the distance: "Let me just preface this by saying I like the idea of fucking dogs.....!"

 

[CephalopodEnthusiast]

@CephalopodEnthusiast

Wow, didn't expect this thread to blow up the way it did. I'll try to make things better, if I can. Tl;dr warning

I'm sorry for posting those screenshots. A lot of kiwis post caps of conversations kiwis start with them, though. Hell, Dynastia did that to humiliate Sunglow Paladin by revealing his true identity. I wanted to humiliate balcom, but I got carried away. I have a habit of doing things that are dumb without thinking about it- like, "it seemed like a good idea at the time".

I shouldn't have posted those. But those really aren't my accounts. I'm only CephalopodEnthusiast on here, and nowhere else. @balcolm - let's do a truce because I'd rather not fight with you, and I think I humiliated you unfairly. @Diabeetus-chan and @Splendid Meat Sticks, thank you for helping me. You didn't have to do that, but I really appreciate it. I took some time off from going on the farms as recommended, and if I didn't I would have probably made things much worse.

I'm amazed he's been here since 2015 and then would just start power leveling all over the place.

OP's been here since 2015 and legit thought that coming to a shitpost forum to pitch their idea for an autistic psuedo-anime knockoff about Mary Sue Kiwis was a good idea and then flipped shit when people told them their idea sucks, the powerleveling should really be expected.

My behavior in this thread was... god. I'm sorry I acted that way. I'm so ashamed of my actions and the things I revealed. Most of it was out of spite and anger. I know now that I shouldn't have done it, but everyone was insulting me and I got really tired of having to deal with it. I thought of saying all sorts of horrible things, but I only posted one of them, with the post about @Fagnasty. And I do regret that post a lot, too. He's outright told me to quit acting in such an embarrassing way, and did I listen? No.

I would love to hear what happened with our friend

My ex-roommate really did land me in a mental hospital. I spent the end of September there. It's not as bad as it sounds, though; the hospital was a nice place and I made lots of friends there. I entered therapy for the first time and got the help I needed. I'm going to see a movie with one of those friends on November 21st, and go trick or treating with another October 31st. And that's a good thing because I'm someone who rarely gets invited out.

My old tablet broke (silver wacom bamboo fun), and I needed a new one so I ordered it. It's arriving October 18th. My birthday is October 21st, so it's kind of like an early present. I can't really work on the series apart from trying to draw with a mouse. But when I get it, I will create the first trailer, and the first episode. The first teaser trailer has been made. In a way it's good that there are so many comments mocking me because I was planning to do a garfielf-style compilation of insults for it.

@yawning sneasel, refer to the first two paragraphs above. I'm flattered that my thread got featured, but it really was unnecessary. I don't expect to get much recognition for my work, nor do I want to make money off of it. It's nice that a lot of kiwis have responded, though- most of my threads don't get a lot of responses. It was also nice of @Null to give me the green light to make the series. He could have easily mocked the op or something (and I would do that myself, it's cringeworthy and super autistic. Would have edited it but a moderator might have just reposted the original), but he didn't.

The final trailer and first episode will be released in November, around Nov 10th. Expect them then, as well as a special post when they're released, with drawn prizes for kiwis, features, and more. Null will get the best prize for being a good sport and allowing me to make Drama Forum. I mentioned my birthday earlier. The real gift is getting to create for all the people who gave me support when I was on the verge of leaving. (And yes, the people who gave me criticism too.) You are all very kindhearted individuals, and your imagitivity knows no bounds. The ideas you had are great, and I really enjoyed reading all the different suggestions. Thank you so much for everything.

I'm going to make a series that is well-done, humorous and creative that everyone can enjoy. Not something that would automatically end up in spergatory. I promise.

 

[Splendid]

The final trailer and first episode will be released in November, around Nov 10th. Expect them then, as well as a special post when they're released, with drawn prizes for kiwis, features, and more.

This is exactly what I didn't want to hear.
This is a bad idea.
Please stop.

 

[CephalopodEnthusiast]

I want to help you make this happen, sweet @CephalopodEnthusiast. We can slay the internet aboriginals together. Just plz make @Y2K Baby my kang in your wonderful opus magnum.

This is a dumb idea and I'd watch every episode. Go ahead and do it.

Wish granted.

Teaser trailer:

Song:

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I revised the OP. How's this?

Drama Forum is a multi-episode show based on Kiwi Farms (or Mango Shack, as it will be called in the series). It features an original plot and characters. Kiwis (mangos) will also be featured in each episode.

The first episode will be released in November. The second teaser trailer and full trailer will be released before that.

Plot: A new kiwi joins the farms. She meets new faces and gets involved in more drama than she ever expected.

Characters:

Molly - RamonaBlues
Isadora - ForeverDrunkAndCounting
Erwin - strigosa
Fawcett

Null (appears as Void)
Mods

I think it's a fun idea but I don't get why you'd make up OCs when there are so many members, and more importantly lolcows, on the farms to use instead.

Considering how people have reacted to this thread, do you really think any of them would want to be featured as the protagonists? I can avoid that by creating fictional characters, autistic as that may be.

Fam, why make up a story when you are literally flooded with glorious adventures of all our favourite lolcows? If you're gonna do a story, why not surround it with the great tales of your characters witnessing Chris Chan, Amberlynn Reid, DSP, Movie Bob, Wings, etc.

If you're gonna do a series about the farms, shouldn't it be about the content of the farms? If not, that's like if Jojo was just a slice of life anime skipping all the manly men with their pet punching ghosts.

I like the mask and city idea though.

It will be about the content. I'll use those adventures as inspiration.

 

[Ido]

Wish granted.

Teaser trailer:

What the fuck.

 

[AprilRains]

Should have used the rock recut of Paul Charles Dozsa's arrest:

 

[DN 420]

@balcolm - let's do a truce because I'd rather not fight with you, and I think I humiliated you unfairly

Ok truce. Luv u

 

[8777BB5]

Wish granted.

Teaser trailer:

Song:

I revised the OP. How's this?





Considering how people have reacted to this thread, do you really think any of them would want to be featured as the protagonists? I can avoid that by creating fictional characters, autistic as that may be.



It will be about the content. I'll use those adventures as inspiration.

I wouldn't mind being a protagonist so long as you adapt my wonderful episode about Molleen riding the Kiwi Central Express (I want to see my dreams realized dammit)