Kiwi High: The Thread

He's actually the Principle. They're just keeping it on the hushhush

All I know is that there was an incident before between Professor Chandler and the mascot of the other high school. Think it was pickle or some such.
 
Does anyone else find the school councilor, Alyssa Vade, kind of weird and bitchy?
I asked her for advice last term, she said some weird things. I told Laura D, who told her mum, who told mine and my mum went to our home room teacher about it and like Miss Vade might be getting suspended now! LOLLLLL
 
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So has the school decided on a mascot? I heard it was narrowed down to some pink pony and a yellow thing called "Sonachu" or something like that?
 
What's the full name of the team again? Last I heard they were the Virginia Sonichu Cowboy Wogglebugs.
We are gonna make state this year!
When we win I'm gonna have a huge sleepover and invite all the girl and MALE lesbians NO JERKS.
 
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I can be the AP Art teacher who's half deranged and pretty much stoned all the time. I'll go on and on about "expressing your inner self's self" and stuff like that, making up new age-ey sounding explanations for my student's works, like "Oh, yes! Such a powerful piece, showing the oppressive power of the self that society presses upon us all!" "Ms. Trickie, it's a painting of a potato."
 
I can be the AP Art teacher who's half deranged and pretty much stoned all the time. I'll go on and on about "expressing your inner self's self" and stuff like that, making up new age-ey sounding explanations for my student's works, like "Oh, yes! Such a powerful piece, showing the oppressive power of the self that society presses upon us all!" "Ms. Trickie, it's a painting of a potato."
Can? You make it sound like it's fake. Go home miss, you're drunk.
 
I've taken math with Prof. Watson but he keeps telling me my grade is an F even though I answer everything correct, and then he tells me I can take the class again in 666 days.
 
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Anybody see that weird lady working front desk next to Principal Null's office? I think her name was Ms. Katsu...

Join the pun club! We go to region wide tournaments, where we punish the competition!
The pun club is for fags! The parkour club is fucking tight.
 
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I can be the AP Art teacher who's half deranged and pretty much stoned all the time. I'll go on and on about "expressing your inner self's self" and stuff like that, making up new age-ey sounding explanations for my student's works, like "Oh, yes! Such a powerful piece, showing the oppressive power of the self that society presses upon us all!" "Ms. Trickie, it's a painting of a potato."

How did I do on my mixed-media midterm? I call it "The Ennui of Persistence (exhilation)"

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No matter what I submit in Professor Church's English class, he tells me I'm too stupid to count to E and that even his niece could write a better book report. :c
 
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One of the Goth kids Strato hit me with a shopping cart.
 
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