Kiwi High: The Thread

[Ariel]

I heard A-Log is a student teacher? Is that true?

Yeah, he is so lame! We laugh at him and he doesn't even know!

 

[TM Ambrose]

I wonder if we can get Commander Stryker to teach Agriculture.

I'd ask for self-defense, but I've heard that Professor Chandler is taking that class. He's so talented.

I took Professor Chandler's class last year and all I learned was to spray myself as well if i was threatened.

 

[cypocryphy]

 

[Pine Tar]

I'm the football coach. The fucking Cowboys better not go winless again or I'm fired.

 

[KingofManga420]

I hear really bipolar things about Proffessor Wu's Gender Studies class...

 

[exball]

Coolest teachers in the district.

 

[EI 903]

I've heard that Professor Andrews is also teaching English, so that should be a highlight.

He had to drop the course at the last minute, so Prof. Tesch took it over. I don't mind the view when she's up there writing on the chalkboard, but I found fifteen typos on the first page of the syllabus so I'm a bit worried about my education.

 

[The Joker]

Prof. Chandler dropped some sick beats last year.

His African studies class is awesome!!!
Btw, tomorrow at lunch I'm going to break onto the intercom and tell people I'm bat man. Prankmaster.

 

[Cuck Norris]

I just hope Professor Church hires someone to start proofreading his worksheets. Does the Whig Party even still exist?

 

[RP 520]

Does anyone else find the school councilor, Alyssa Vade, kind of weird and bitchy?

 

[A Random]

I'm the football coach. The fucking Cowboys better not go winless again or I'm fired.

What's the full name of the team again? Last I heard they were the Virginia Sonichu Cowboy Wogglebugs.

 

[exball]

The Janitor Mr. Mays is the wisest guy on campus.

 

[Coster]

Anybody see that weird lady working front desk next to Principal Null's office? I think her name was Ms. Katsu...

Join the pun club! We go to region wide tournaments, where we punish the competition!

 

[TM Ambrose]

So there was this one guy who claims to be a student but looks way to old.

Anyone know anything about this guy? He seems kinda creepy.

 

[morganna]

He had to drop the course at the last minute, so Prof. Tesch took it over. I don't mind the view when she's up there writing on the chalkboard, but I found fifteen typos on the first page of the syllabus so I'm a bit worried about my education.

How dare you!! Professor Tesch is a published writer!!

 

[kagayaki]

Only on weekends.

Weekdays, you learn from the best swimmer in the forums!

A former team captain of the Sea Corgis, perhaps who is now a teacher here?

 

[TM Ambrose]

The Janitor Mr. Mays is the wisest guy on campus.

He's actually the Principle. They're just keeping it on the hushhush

 

[exball]

He's actually the Principle. They're just keeping it on the hushhush

Principle Null is Principle for life. There are no elections.

 

[Fialovy]

OH MY GOSH! I had Bob for Forestry one year... it was quite amazing. One day when we were all caught up, he taught us how to make a plastic funnel

 

[A Random]

He's actually the Principle. They're just keeping it on the hushhush

He does this so he can be closer to the students.

So does Mr. Anderson.