Kiwi High: The Thread

[Ariel]

I heard A-Log is a student teacher? Is that true?

Yeah, he is so lame! We laugh at him and he doesn't even know!

 

[TM Ambrose]

I wonder if we can get Commander Stryker to teach Agriculture.

I'd ask for self-defense, but I've heard that Professor Chandler is taking that class. He's so talented.

I took Professor Chandler's class last year and all I learned was to spray myself as well if i was threatened.

 

[cypocryphy]

 

[Pine Tar]

I'm the football coach. The fucking Cowboys better not go winless again or I'm fired.

 

[KingofManga420]

I hear really bipolar things about Proffessor Wu's Gender Studies class...

 

[exball]

Coolest teachers in the district.

 

[EI 903]

I've heard that Professor Andrews is also teaching English, so that should be a highlight.

He had to drop the course at the last minute, so Prof. Tesch took it over. I don't mind the view when she's up there writing on the chalkboard, but I found fifteen typos on the first page of the syllabus so I'm a bit worried about my education.

 

[The Joker]

Prof. Chandler dropped some sick beats last year.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=cEmM4JKZK8I

His African studies class is awesome!!!
Btw, tomorrow at lunch I'm going to break onto the intercom and tell people I'm bat man. Prankmaster.

 

[Cuck Norris]

I just hope Professor Church hires someone to start proofreading his worksheets. Does the Whig Party even still exist?

 

[RP 520]

Does anyone else find the school councilor, Alyssa Vade, kind of weird and bitchy?

 

[A Random]

I'm the football coach. The fucking Cowboys better not go winless again or I'm fired.

What's the full name of the team again? Last I heard they were the Virginia Sonichu Cowboy Wogglebugs.

 

[exball]

The Janitor Mr. Mays is the wisest guy on campus.

 

[Coster]

Anybody see that weird lady working front desk next to Principal Null's office? I think her name was Ms. Katsu...

Join the pun club! We go to region wide tournaments, where we punish the competition!

 

[TM Ambrose]

So there was this one guy who claims to be a student but looks way to old.

Anyone know anything about this guy? He seems kinda creepy.

 

[morganna]

He had to drop the course at the last minute, so Prof. Tesch took it over. I don't mind the view when she's up there writing on the chalkboard, but I found fifteen typos on the first page of the syllabus so I'm a bit worried about my education.

How dare you!! Professor Tesch is a published writer!!

 

[kagayaki]

Only on weekends.

Weekdays, you learn from the best swimmer in the forums!

A former team captain of the Sea Corgis, perhaps who is now a teacher here?

 

[TM Ambrose]

The Janitor Mr. Mays is the wisest guy on campus.

He's actually the Principle. They're just keeping it on the hushhush

 

[exball]

He's actually the Principle. They're just keeping it on the hushhush

Principle Null is Principle for life. There are no elections.

 

[Fialovy]

OH MY GOSH! I had Bob for Forestry one year... it was quite amazing. One day when we were all caught up, he taught us how to make a plastic funnel

 

[A Random]

He's actually the Principle. They're just keeping it on the hushhush

He does this so he can be closer to the students.

So does Mr. Anderson.