Kiwi High: The Thread

[CaptainMappy]

I'd probably be the photography teacher who constantly reminds his students that he's covered wars, you know.

 

[Lurkette]

Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

 

[RI 360]

I'm the school shooter.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I'm one of the edgelord weeb kids that hangs out in the furthest corner of the library or gathers around a computer snickering. You're afraid to look at the screen or ask what this "ani -may" or "hen tie" thing we talk about is. Ocassionally you hear the screech of IT'S OVER 9000.

 

[cuddle striker]

I'm the school shooter.

you know my dad the janitor is gonna have to clean that shit up

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

I'm the kid that sells porn and panties.

$5 for a professional playboy magazine
$10 for a female kiwi nudes
$15 for her underwear

 

[Terrorist]

*intercom crackles*
"Mr. Terrence Hussein Errorist, come to the principal's office this instant! If we find another used tampon IED in the teacher's lounge you're getting expelled, young man! "

 

[Syaoran Li]

I'm not sure if I'd rather be a student or one of the staff in this high school.

 

[drain]

im the fucking hapa that get bullied every day and eat turkey sandwiches all alone

 

[Morose_Obesity]

I'm the guy who's stealing shit from the teachers lounge. Fuck yo lunch break.

 

[Lurkette]

I'm not sure if I'd rather be a student or one of the staff in this high school.

who said you have to have a legal reason to be here

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

I'll be the class history buff that draws too. Also, greets everyone on the way to class.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

I'm the new immigrant student with a thick accent, light mustache and moderately cheap weed I get from my brother.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm not sure if I'd rather be a student or one of the staff in this high school.

You can be the weird guy in a panel van with tinted windows who always cruises around the school for unknown reasons.

 

[Coconut Gun]

I'm the new teacher who was sent here to turn around the failing school. I spend the whole movie trying to reach these keeds. In the end I give up and kill myself because you're all fucking retarded.

 

[cuddle striker]

I'm the new immigrant student with a thick accent, light mustache and moderately cheap weed I get from my brother.

my dad buys his weed from your brother

 

[Captain Pipsqueak]

I have so much codeine in my system that my skin is beginning to glow.

 

[WeaponsGradeAutism]

I'm the poor exchange student who wonders why Miss (?) Jones is shoving a 1 Liter bottle up her (?) ass during sex education. And contemplating running into the line of fire from the school shooter.

 

[Lurkette]

i change my mind can i be xin, i want to be able to shred my bones and be ambidexterous and also beat everyone near death with no reprecussions because its basically martial law up in here

 

[Y2K Baby]

I'm going to dox whoever took my chemistry textbook.