Kiwi High: The Thread

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Just to warn you guys, I might get high on caffeine while this is happening and crash my car loaded up with 2 liter bottles of Pepsi Max, pizza, and cannolis into the house. Feel free to raid the car if this happens, but beware, the pizza might attract a big nasty grilla.

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How did I do on my mixed-media midterm? I call it "The Ennui of Persistence (exhilation)"


Your piece moved me to tears. The man in back is clearly the focus of the piece, and there's a deep pain in that man's eyes, a pain that goes far into his soul, but he doesn't want to show it. No, he keeps his two buttchin-faced loved ones close (they have butt-chin faces because they are of one mind with him, of one spirit, taking on his most prominent feature for themselves with no regard for their own individuality), clutching them as he does life, for they're all he has in this cruel, oppressive world.

A+
 
I go into the boy's bathroom, and a tall, Hulk-like jock is having trouble rolling his penis into his pants.

Yes, he's black.
 
If we're all pretending we're high school kids then I'm in!

I'll just go climb on top of the lockers, on my own accord, without any bully to help. :left:
 
So, I get past the black kid and make my way to a stall, only to slip on someone's semen and slam my head into the shit-filled toilet.
 
Date Ed will be taught by Professor Dobson this year.
 
@Connor you left your Molly Ringwald love doll in the gym showers. Go there, pick it up, walk outside, and then tell everyone what you've done to her bellybutton or else you're sleeping with the fishes.
 
Date Ed will be taught by Professor Dobson this year.

I heard he's the sponsor for the anime club? I saw his name listed as the sponsor but it confused me because I thought he hated anime.
 
I got my Pokemon comics in my backpack for during recess.

Ha, ha. Very funny, so they talk about "Balls" a lot.
 
Pffft. Six pages in and no cliques have been established? Do you guys even highschool??

Also, slumber party at my place tonight. @CatParty is old enough to buy us booze. @Melchett @Fialovy @chimpchan @Melchett @Objection! @Waifu @The Knife @littlebiscuits @Hunger Mythos @KatsuKitty @Rio are all invited
ETA: @applecat @Philly Cheese Steak @silentprincess
EETA: @Trickie @Christ-Chan

I'm supposed to be a teacher though. I mean, I'm stoned all the time, so I'm a "cool" teacher, but still. (I don't even know what EETA is supposed to mean)
 
I need something help from home economy class with Pixy! She said that to pass I need to make a kawaii bento for my husbando and if I fail my hitch mom will not let me go to the big dance!!!!!
 
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