Kiwi Merch 2025

Jimmy Hopkins said:
stickers are not permanent enough imo, even if they are durable. I prefer something I can keep forever.
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Kiwi Farms official tattoo flash

DefinitelyNotMe said:
Also if you gonna do kiwilings stickers also make an acsessories stickers like a hat or a fishing rod so people can place them doing shit like lego
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This makes me think of those "3d sticker scenes," the ones that are like isometric Colorforms for weeby adults.

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A lasercut nano metal puzzle ?
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These are sold in laser-cut metal sheets which you need to reassemble and would be autistic/cheap enough to produce & ship imo.
This would also fit with previous idea of doing some sort of Kiwiling/News Hamster Statuette.

-Sticker (Decals,Egg Shaped,...) (49x)
-Mat (desk-,Mouse-,coaster for drinks) (17x)
-Drinkware (Mugs,thermos,..) (21x)
-Poster/Prints (10x)
-Clothing (T-shirts,Sweatshirt,jersey,,..) (14x)
-(Enamel) Pins (10x)
-Cards (Tarot-,Poker-,Trading-,....) (10x)
-Totebag (8x)
-Plush (Labububu,Fumo,Funkos,...) (7x)
-Magnet (6x)
-Keychains (5x)
-Glassware (4x)
-Selfcraft (3x)
-Ingots/Coins (4x)
-Blanket (3x)
-Patch (2x)
-Calendar (2x)
-Tattoos (3x)
-Stamp (2x)
-Candy (2x)
-Notebooks (Address Book,Phonebook,...) (2x)
-Comic Book (3x)
-Coloring Book (1x)
-Lanyards (1x)
-Statuettes (1x)
-Stands (1x)
-Condoms (1x)
-Caps (1x)
-Spray paint (1x)
-trays (Ice-,coin-,ash-,...) (1x)
-Liquor (1x)
-Wand (1x)
-Badge reels (1x)
-Bookmark (2x)
-Drink (1x)
-Socks (1x)
-Hats (Beanie,Caps,...) (1x)
-Hand Warmer (1x)
-Guitar Pick (1x)
-Pizza Cutter (1x)
-Patches (1x)
-Bodypillow (1x)
-Puzzle (Nano metal 3dPuzzle,....) (1x)
-Pixelart (wplace,kiwilings,..) (32x)
-Halloween (12x)
-Hamster (8x)
-Cobes Reference (9x)
-Quotes (random.txt,...) (5x)
-Dog/Slobbermutt (10x)
-Fishing (3x)
-Weapons (Axes,Swords,Bows) (3x)
-Bossman reference (2x)
-Kitten (RIP Catz) (2x)
-Subtle (2x)
-Puzzle (2x)
-Rekieta (2x)
-Soyjack (2x)
-Pipe (Bong-,crack-,...) (2x)
-Trannie related (1x)
-Drugs (1x)
-Keffals (1x)
-QR code (1x)
-USIPS (1x)
-Sonichu/CWC (1x)
-MATI (2x)
-Periodic table (of Lolcows,..) (1x)
-Hawaiian (2x)
-MDE/Sam Hyde (1x)
-Camo (1x)
-Sports (Football/Soccer,Hockey,...) (1x)
-3D design
 
McKennai said:
These are sold in laser-cut metal sheets which you need to reassemble and would be autistic/cheap enough to produce & ship imo.
This would also fit with previous idea of doing some sort of Kiwiling/News Hamster Statuette.
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I tried one of those and they are a pain to assemble and really easy to break
i cant imagine this is a good idea unless you want to buy some to practice in assembling those first
 
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Daddy's Little Kitten said:
Kiwi keychains, but that's only because I'm autistic about keychains.
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Can I equally simp for this? I am a keychain and fridge magnet FIEND, and I would enjoy having the Farms rep in my collection. I own three keys in total, and, like, forty keychains. I need help. But my life isn’t complete without a dangly Kiwi.

But I’m pro-magnet. A Kiwiling greeting me as I grab leftover pizza would be adorbs.
 
I would LOVE stickers. I already enjoy putting them up in my city, if you make a cheap one so I can buy a shitload I will. I would also enjoy a 4 inch normal kiwi logo sticker that I can put on my own items. One designed like a KF propoganda poster would be amazing.



If you do mugs I'll definitly get one for my wife, and I'll get a keychain if you ever do that because I collect them.
 
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This logo. Patches, caps, hoodies, mugs and T-shirts. Would buy, stealthily.
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I have quite the collection of tee shirts, hoodies, egg shell stickers, patches, silver coins. I buy from every merch drop. Most of the clothes don’t fit me right as I’m small but I loved the coin and the patches and the stickers.

I would love a keychain/mug/magnet, but most of all, pins. I have a denim jacket that I have my kiwi patches on and a few pins. Please do pins!

A picture of the look I’m going for. I know you aren’t going for flowers and glitz but I have my kiwi patches on and some sparkley shit and some kiwi pins would be nice too.

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One of those designs on an early page looked like black crosses among green stuff-was supposed to be kiwis but all I could see was Jesus. Be careful with that!

I don’t know if our regular hat man is out of business-I hope not. But a beanie for winter might be nice also.
 
It will 100% be stickers this run and I will source designs from this thread. I want to see if I can get an entire sheet of small kiwilings for people to stigg everywhere.

Stiggers are cheap as fuck so I am going to try and get thousands of multiple designs and sell bags of like 5 designs x 10 copies for $20. That's my goal for now. I need a quote to finalize prices.
 
A multi sheet kiwilings would go hard 20~50 per page, maybe small enough for loads.
Something like pc case badge size 16mm * 22mm unsure of the size balance but if done right big enough to easily be seen and small enough to fit plenty on a sheet.
Also kiwiling emote when?
 
Ok, I recently got back from a necessary trip to a medium sized city and during it I had an epiphany. All over the fucking place there are stickers dedicated to trannies, antifa, lgbtqp-etc, leftist websites and similar crap, not a new phenomena or anything but I noticed some of them also had QR-codes which I can only assume are there to lure minors into the hands of questionable people with even more questionable intentions.

So, what if we could have stickers with the Kiwi Farms address/logo on them and a QR code linking to the site as well? Maybe the QR-code could even link to a url that in turn directs people to the the first page of random threads? Personally I would absolutely put up some stickers advertising the farms and also linking to the site, even better if I can place it over a tranny sticker.
 
this is a 44.1mm wide kiwiling example how sheeting them in a yingyang should yeild more stickers
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something like a international a4 sheet:
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not totally accurate but an example
 
one day, a tranny redditor will take a screenshot of a person who has a sticker of the "mascot" on their car or wearing t-shirt of it and complain that it's so heckin' problematic
 
Jimmy Hopkins said:
I know in the recent stream you mentioned wanting to do stickers. Obviously ill buy any kiwifarms merch, but stickers are not permanent enough imo, even if they are durable. I prefer something I can keep forever.
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>have gorgeous sticker
>mount it on contrasting/complimentary colour paper and frame.
>forever art.
Null said:
It will 100% be stickers this run and I will source designs from this thread. I want to see if I can get an entire sheet of small kiwilings for people to stigg everywhere.

Stiggers are cheap as fuck so I am going to try and get thousands of multiple designs and sell bags of like 5 designs x 10 copies for $20. That's my goal for now. I need a quote to finalize prices.
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Should I do a proper size version of my kiwi sitting on a pumpkin? I could do one with and without the background for variety.
 
Kiwilings all the way, bros.

T-shirts can please to be always part of merch run saar? Shitlord tshirts in S and XS for dried-up old terfs are so hard to come by.

Since everyone else is so fat, you could save money by only printing the small/old lady sizes, which are guaranteed to sell out, and ignoring the "does it come in M/L/[number]X???" crowd.
SITHRAK! said:
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I need help on this one because I've only ever heard the phrase in hospitals
 
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