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- Jan 11, 2016
Calling all patriots to help me tunnel out of the blob
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>influx of new people incoming
>the sole admin is away for the event
It ticks almost instantaneously now. How did you fuck it up so badly?
I honestly forgot how boring it was to play
Broke: Slow down blobinstead of 5x faster
But they also have a bunch of shitty rules that the jannies enforce to the letter. The first rule is "Janny does whatever she wants," which is something I haven't even seen in a subreddit.
Your based server's 42 rules:0. Don't be a fag. This is a video game played for entertainment. If for any reason you are a generally joyless, insufferable nuisance, you will be banned for the sake of all other, better players.
1. No sex or sexual harassment. This obviously includes ERP, but (for instance) saying something like "you're going to get raped" to someone you've handcuffed is also completely unacceptable and makes people uncomfortable.
2. Do not spam. This includes chat (living, dead, ooc) and anything with global sounds including AI VOX. If the AI saying "black space man cum inside captain" is funny once, it is not funny the 10th time.
3. Do not self-antag. Antagonists can do whatever they want. If you are not an antagonist, you should not antagonize. It is much easier for admins to deal with complaints of antag behavior if you do not escalate the violence yourself.
4. Command staff is held to higher standards. Admins may, at their own discretion, choose to ban any player from command staff roles (individually or collectively) if you are a shitter.
5. Do not metacomm. Using information obtained by other players, other clients, or as a ghost to gain an unfair advantage ruins the game. It is not possible to remove information from your brain, but I do ask you act maturely and do not unfairly abuse metagaming opportunities.
6. Stay mostly in-character.. Our server is MRP but it's more Medium Rare. All I ask is you do not break the 4th wall by talking about the game - unless it's necessary or the most expeditious way to explain something - and stay mostly IC.
Even TransGender station has less rules than that. Excessive interference by admins, whether it's events or moderation, ruins the experience for me personally.PRIMARY POLICIES
0. Admins may disregard any and all of these rules if they deem it to be in the best interest of the current round, the server, and/or the community at large. They will, of course, be fully accountable for their actions if they exercise this privilege.
1. Don't be a dick. We're all here to have fun, and if you're deliberately ruining other people's fun that's a problem. Unless you're an antagonist, then it's sorta your job to be a dick. Try to be a fun jerk though.
- 1A: If you're acting like a dick, don't complain when you get your ass kicked for it.
2. You're playing a multiplayer game. Sometimes you're having fun with everybody. Sometimes other people will be having fun at your expense. Sometimes you'll be having fun at their expense. Not every round will be flowers and sunshine. Antagonists are there to ensure that. However, if you think you're being griefed, make sure to adminhelp it.
3. This is a roleplaying game. Roleplaying isn't mandatory, but don't cause problems for people who are roleplaying. See the section on Roleplay for more information.
4. IC information and OOC information should be kept separate at all times. IC in OOC can be a no-warning ban of 15 minutes, more for severe cases or repeated offenses. Metacommunication is a no-warning permaban.
- 4A: OOC counts as the general thread and steamchat as well.
5. If you have a job or role important for game progression (AI, head of staff, antagonist), make sure you actually do that job. If real life makes it impossible to do so, let an admin know via adminhelp before leaving.
- 5A: This also applies to roles you are very obviously about to get, too. Ghosting to dodge a conversion will be treated the same as ghosting after conversion at the admins' discretion.
6. The admins have the final say in all ingame matters. If they say it was valid, it's valid. If they say not to do something, don't do it. If a problem arises, take it to the forums after the round's over, or appeal to a higher ranking admin if one's online.
7. Even if you take no bannable actions during a round, the sum of your actions may be bannable. Even if the sum of your actions during any given round isn't bannable, the sum of your actions across rounds may be bannable. Additionally, any admin of Game Master rank or above may decide to ban you simply based on your attitude and general behavior without having to cite any specific incident. They will, of course, be expected to be able defend their decision.
8. Due to recent judgments made if you are found to be underage in your residential country you shall be barred from the server until you can prove you are of age.
ADDITIONAL POLICIES
Admin rulings on particular topics can be found here Administrative_Decisions
Roleplay:
1. This is a light roleplay server. You're not expected to be perfectly in-character 24/7, nor are you expected to pretend not to know what a changeling or a traitor is. On the other hand, you are expected to not ruin the immersion of other players.
2. Textspeak, emoticons, and similar things are to be kept out of OOC and IC chat, with the exception of in PDA messages. Violating this won't get you banned, but repeat offenses let the admins do what they please with you. This may range from brain damage, to perpetual stammering and stuttering, to a violent and admin entertaining death.
3. Using a sufficiently inane character name when not the clown, mime, or a silicon being can void your admin protection. Borderline names may be permitted so long as you are roleplaying well, but this is purely at the discretion of the admins.
- 3A: Unless somebody has a truly stupid name, it's best to check with admins before you murder somebody for their name. Generally, the answer will be “Go nuts”, but extenuating circumstances may apply.
4. Erotic RolePlaying (ERP) is not allowed on this server, nor is any disturbing sexual behavior or emotes. Additionally, ERP without the consent of the other party is a no-warning permaban.
5. Persistent characters and character relationships are fine, as long as they don't cause problems.
6. Going out of your way to accept thralling, greytide slave status, or any other smilar antag status can be considered self-antagonisation. It is fine if you have an in character reason for accepting a conversion but you may have to justify your actions to an admin.
7. You shouldn't play the game only hoping to roll an antagonist status. Going AFK at the start of the round when you fail to get such a status is not allowed.
Being dead and coming back:
1. You are NOT to use any information learned while dead if you get brought back to life, no matter the method by which you get revived. Likewise, don't come up with some scheme to tell living people things while dead, or for dead people to tell you things while you're alive.
2. When you come back, if you're still the same character (cloning, defib, pod person, borging) you remember everything up to and including your death if cloned/defibbed from your body or up to when the blood sample/dna backup used to revive you was taken/made. NOTHING from after your death. Otherwise, you're a new character and don't remember anything your old one did.
3. Deadchat is both IC and OOC at the same time. Talk about what you want, but don't misuse whatever knowledge you gain.
Killing people:
1. IC fights and issues that escalate up to murder are generally fine as long as the escalation is reasonable. “Reasonable” is up to the judgement of the admin, however. Minor issues like demotions, insults, or non-critical thefts are not reason to kill.
2. My character is CRAZY!!!! is NOT an excuse to kill. Or to grief, or anything else you might want an excuse for. For that matter, neither is you personally being crazy.
3. Confirmed antagonists are valid for killing. If you didn't know they were an antagonist when you killed them though, you can't use this excuse.
- 3A. Act like an antagonist, get treated like an antagonist.
4. Teaming up with an antagonist is fine from time to time if you've got a good reason, but make sure you adminhelp and get an OK before you start killing people or whatnot.
5. "Spawn-camping", eg, for antagonists, killing people that just joined into the game from the arrivals shuttle, is not allowed.
6. "Speedrunning", ie, ending a round as soon as possible, is not allowed.
Silicons:
1. All silicons are to follow their laws to the best of their ability. Failure to comply as a cyborg or AI will likely result in a jobban from all silicon positions. Due to how different MoMMI laws are, breaking your laws as a MoMMI will usually only result in a jobban from MoMMI.
1A: Your laws can supercede situations where another mob's admin protection is voided or if such actions would usually result in you being banned, common examples are protecting a human WGW reader, protecting a cat beast if your laws demand protection of said species, or going forth with a law that demands sexual activity (Please adminhelp if you receive a law like this before doing so)
1B: Some situations where you can ignore your laws: deliberate self harm, threats of self harm and orders of self harm or destruction (However a law above the self preservation law that demands self harm or destruction is to be followed, if you're not sure adminhelp)
2. Law order determines priority. If two laws conflict, the law with the higher priority is to be followed. As a rule of thumb, law priority is the same order in which the laws are listed when stated using the “state laws” verb.
3. Asimov silicons do not have to care about self-harm. If somebody's killing themselves, good for them. If somebody threatens suicide to get the AI to obey, the AI can freely tell them off.
4. If you upload a law to the AI, you're responsible for any actions the AI takes as the result of a reasonable interpretation. Unreasonable interpretations will just get the AI in trouble. PROOFREAD AND DOUBLE CHECK YOUR LAWS BEFORE UPLOADING.
5. Silicons ARE allowed to act upon probable harm. Probable harm is a situation where future harm is VERY likely. An example of this would be a traitor with an ebow and esword wiping out half the crew and getting arrested by a borg. The chance of the criminal doing something similar is very likely and as such law 2 can be negated by law 1. This does not mean a clown punching a guy once is probable harm and as such, silicons are not allowed to ignore law 2.
Command and Security:
1. Security is expected to use non-lethal measures unless faced with lethal force or a situation where non-lethal measures aren't possible. Due to the combat system, stun weaponry in the hands of somebody who is believed to have intent to kill is considered lethal.
2. Permabrigging generally takes people out of the round. If you want to permabrig somebody, you should have a reason that would also justify execution.
- 1A: Changelings, hulks, nuke ops, vampires, and cyborgs are ALWAYS considered to be capable of lethal force.
3. Theft, break-ins, long sentences, ect are IC matters unless excessively griefy or repeated issues.
4. Space Law should be seen as the baseline on how to treat prisoners with respect to brig timers and standard arrest procedure. Some freedom in its interpretation and application is allowed, but repeated abuses may result in a job ban.
Adminhelping:
1. When sending an adminhelp, be as complete as possible. “help griff” is terrible, “I just got stungloved and tossed into a welded room by the clown.” is good.
2. Lying to an admin can and will get you banned for way longer than whatever they're asking you about. Don't do it.
3. Investigating an issue after a round ends is much harder, or even impossible. If something happens, adminhelp as soon as possible so the issue can be resolved efficiently.
4. Admins are human too. If you're a jerk to them, don't expect to be treated nicely.
5. If an admin PMs you, you are expected to respond. If you're not able to respond at the moment due to an IC matter such as a fight, send a quick “No time right now, can talk later” in response. Most of the time, the admin is fine with waiting for a better time.
6. ADMINS ARE NOT ALL KNOWING. Odds are pretty good that if you don't adminhelp it we'll never know. So adminhelp it. It's all of three seconds work on our part if it's valid, and if it's not then you've helped catch a griefer.
On non-human races:
1. Those catbeasts are valid. Period. End of discussion. Stop reading this and go kill it already.
2. For all OTHER inter-species relations, racism is fine until it crosses over into grief. For example: A chef refusing to hand out food is fine, but arresting or killing somebody just because of racism is crossing the line. If in doubt, ask an admin.
3. They're not human. ASIMOV silicons are thus normally not constrained by their laws when dealing with them. HOWEVER, if an ASIMOV silicon decides to kill or harass a non-human they'd better be able to back it up with one of their laws. If you're running some other core lawset, then their humanity really doesn't matter.
- 3A. If you use an ASIMOV silicon's laws to indirectly kill or grief a non-human, you're responsible.
See rules in OP:Should we have furries and troons KOS?
I could shorten the pants for you if you want.CWC outfit offsets fixed (idk why I thought it was right the pants being too short and the collar too high seemed funny though)
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Baby's first programming language is too much for some people.the best thing about increasing mule bot speed is knowing VG niggers dont know how to
You can always read the wiki archive if you want to protect the sanity of your fellow players.Forgive my inevitable fumbling ahead of time.
6PM ET is only 10 minutes from now though.Next session in 1.5 hours from this post
Homepageis there a link to the wiki archive
This page works, it just takes ages to load on wayback. I've archived it over at .is herethere is no archive of Food And Drinks