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Looked to be a packed night, sorry couldn't make it was forced to do the night shift like the wagie slave I sadly am...
🥝 Community Kiwi Space Station 13 Server (2024 edition) - Space Station 13
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Took some screenshots of some moments that happened tonight, but I'm not sure of exactly what was going on (feel free to correct me if I got something wrong).
I didn't save anything from the first round, sorry.
1- Me and mister bartender open up an honest small bussiness of knock off mickey Dee´s.
Despite our amazing work ethic we didnt have any clients at all.
At the end a wild pack of mice invaded us and mister bartender tried to kill them by shooting at them with his shotgun (thought i had a screenshot but no).
We got closed by the health department and die in the strees.
2-Clown and mime team up and conspire againts everyone in the station.
This delinquents beat me up with my own janny broom and stuck it up my ass starting the fall of Stationslavia.
3-idk how this happened but some dude named Scott (i think?) challenges the mime to a gun duel.
Scott dies and the mime dies from his wounds minutes later.
4-Dont remember much but here the security guard got fed up with the clown and shot him to death and the mime (now cloned and alive again) defends the clown (awee).
After a chaotic struggle of everyone versus 1 guy with a gun, the sec guy is defeated and curbstomped to death. pic below
thats all i got for today.
I didn't save anything from the first round, sorry.
1- Me and mister bartender open up an honest small bussiness of knock off mickey Dee´s.
Despite our amazing work ethic we didnt have any clients at all.
At the end a wild pack of mice invaded us and mister bartender tried to kill them by shooting at them with his shotgun (thought i had a screenshot but no).
We got closed by the health department and die in the strees.
2-Clown and mime team up and conspire againts everyone in the station.
This delinquents beat me up with my own janny broom and stuck it up my ass starting the fall of Stationslavia.
3-idk how this happened but some dude named Scott (i think?) challenges the mime to a gun duel.
Scott dies and the mime dies from his wounds minutes later.
4-Dont remember much but here the security guard got fed up with the clown and shot him to death and the mime (now cloned and alive again) defends the clown (awee).
After a chaotic struggle of everyone versus 1 guy with a gun, the sec guy is defeated and curbstomped to death. pic below
thats all i got for today.
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Sec was being cringe and arrested engineer, it was end round so we just beat him to death. He kept throwing EMPs at people, which injured the clown, because he had a prosthetic leg. Shitcurity BTFO
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Oh so that's why the clown got fucked up in the bar I was wondering wtf happened while I was getting it powered again. Also yeah sec was moved up to acting captain after the actual captain went off to cryosleep, started denying what happened in the bar so I started giving him shit for it while repairing station damage from the blobnigger, got a warrant slapped on me for it. Worth it
Speaking of, a truly miraculous moment after he was cloned and back on his feet, THE MIME SPEAKS:
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It's that time again... time for some Space Station 13 stories!
>meteors assault the station
>be engineering cyborg
>"beep boop, this unit operates to repair the station and keep the crew safe from ha-"
>get gibbed
>twice
>be mime
>team up with a clown right away
>mark the Bar as our territory and take a picture
>forbid entry to the local janitor
>head towards Medbay
>break into Chemistry and prepare buckets upon buckets of Space Lube
>spill them several times in the process, both intentionally and accidently
>the entire Medbay Lobby is now lubed
>a clueless janny wanders in and slips
>fatal mistake
>we whip him with his own broom to instill a healthy fear of clowns into him for good measure
>finally head out into the hallways, looking for more unsuspecting victims
>see Todd Scott the Roboticist inside of his office
>try to hack into the exosuit hangar before giving up and smashing his reception windoor to get in instead
>he's nowhere to be found
>mess around in his office, tease him about it over PDA and spray a few passersby with lube
>finally Todd arrives, armed to the teeth and challenging me to a duel
>accept it and come to the Holodeck with him, slipping a few times on my own lube on the way there
>Todd does the countdown
>realise my only weapons are a glass bottle and a spray full of lube
>"THREE"
>"TWO"
>"ONE"
>whips out his revolver and starts shootin'
>spray lube all over the room furiously
>I'm hit
>stray bullets break a window to space
>the winds knock us over as the room quickly depressurizes
>I'm bleeding out fast
>get up and try to crawl towards the exit
>the last things I hear before losing conciousness is a long distant beep and an explosion
>wake up after a while near tubes in Medbay
>realise the vow of silence is no longer in effect
>casually drop the N-bomb as my first word ever
>the emergency shuttle is here
>slip on lube several times at Medbay
>reunite with clown at the shuttle
>SUDDENLY one of the medics aboard takes a gun and shoots my brother-in-honks
>quickly take a picture before jumping in between them
>reach for my bottle and smash it over the doctor's head
>stab him with a bottle shard before he gets up and riddles me with his pistol
>as I'm finally dying for real, hear one final thanks from the clown
>and everything is right in the world again
>in a long and harsh battle against the blob menace, the crew finally prevails
>our captain congratulates everyone on the victory
>be warden
>clown is using full access he received during the times of crisis to be a nuisance
>prod him with my batong a few times and threaten to take his ID, but ultimately leave him be
>cap announces his departure to Cryo Storage, calls me over to the Bridge to hand over the High-Risk Items
>I am now the Acting Captain of this station
>the chef announces a giveaway of burgers at the Bar
>arrive and try to teach him how to use the EFTPOS while enjoying my free burger
>the clown barges in, armed with an ion rifle
>my cop reflexes kick in
>throw an EMP grenade his way to disarm him
>GREATLY underestimate its AoE
>all of the airlocks drop and the lights go completely out
>the entire room is now pitch black
>turn on a flashlight on my PDA to be able to see my own feet at least
>the clown is right next to me
>he keeps sparking and fumbling around with something
>it's... OH SHIT HE'S GOT A GUN
>sparks, stumbles, shoots himself and falls over
>drag him out, see a confused crowd outside
>turns out cluwne's robotic limb is malfunctioning, hand him over to the nearest medics
>the crew begins to ask questions about the entire ordeal
>Medbay personnel informs the public about bullet shrapnel they took out of the clown's body
>clown was patched up but his soul has already departed
>begin to question myself
>"I didn't want this"
>bring the clown over at Cryo Storage
>"it was my actions that led to these consequences"
>he joins Captain in his eternal sleep
>"I am at fault"
>the guilt is unbearable
>the crew demands answers over the radio
>John Hardt the Engineer is being the biggest provocateur of them all
>snap, threaten to silence everyone who even so much as brings up this topic as means to cope
>they don't comply
>as I'm now in charge, send a station-wide announcement and set John to arrest
>the shuttle is scheduled to arrive soon
>search the station for John with no result
>head towards Evac, holding an egun just in case
>lag out
>find myself aboard the Emergency Shuttle
>John is standing right next to me with my gun in his hands
>quickly disarm him and take it back
>he calls me a dick and tells me that he shouldn't have brought me along
>chase him around the shuttle with crew constantly getting in the way
>it departs
>finally catch and arrest him
>as I drag him inside of Shuttle Brig, a MD runs in and drags John out before he could be buckled
>everybody rises up to defend John
>the REAL battle begins
>it's me vs. everyone now
>flashbangs and taser strings fly
>the crowd is closing in on me
>take refuge at Shuttle Bridge
>the revolutionaries are trying to hack the airlock
>egun and batong are out of charge, resort to lethals
>shoot my laser gun at the gang in hopes of dispersing it
>they break in
>run out of the second airlock
>the shuttle arrives at CentCom
>surrounded, tackled and disarmed
>let out a final scream of mercy before getting brutally lynched
Also:
holy cow Slobbermutt is fucking RIPPED!
>meteors assault the station
>be engineering cyborg
>"beep boop, this unit operates to repair the station and keep the crew safe from ha-"
>get gibbed
>twice
2-Clown and mime team up and conspire againts everyone in the station.
This delinquents beat me up with my own janny broom and stuck it up my ass starting the fall of Stationslavia.
3-idk how this happened but some dude named Scott (i think?) challenges the mime to a gun duel.
Scott dies and the mime dies from his wounds minutes later.
4-Dont remember much but here the security guard got fed up with the clown and shot him to death and the mime (now cloned and alive again) defends the clown (awee).
Speaking of, a truly miraculous moment after he was cloned and back on his feet, THE MIME SPEAKS:
>be mime
>team up with a clown right away
>mark the Bar as our territory and take a picture
>forbid entry to the local janitor
>head towards Medbay
>break into Chemistry and prepare buckets upon buckets of Space Lube
>spill them several times in the process, both intentionally and accidently
>the entire Medbay Lobby is now lubed
>a clueless janny wanders in and slips
>fatal mistake
>we whip him with his own broom to instill a healthy fear of clowns into him for good measure
>finally head out into the hallways, looking for more unsuspecting victims
>see Todd Scott the Roboticist inside of his office
>try to hack into the exosuit hangar before giving up and smashing his reception windoor to get in instead
>he's nowhere to be found
>mess around in his office, tease him about it over PDA and spray a few passersby with lube
>finally Todd arrives, armed to the teeth and challenging me to a duel
>accept it and come to the Holodeck with him, slipping a few times on my own lube on the way there
>Todd does the countdown
>realise my only weapons are a glass bottle and a spray full of lube
>"THREE"
>"TWO"
>"ONE"
>whips out his revolver and starts shootin'
>spray lube all over the room furiously
>I'm hit
>stray bullets break a window to space
>the winds knock us over as the room quickly depressurizes
>I'm bleeding out fast
>get up and try to crawl towards the exit
>the last things I hear before losing conciousness is a long distant beep and an explosion
>wake up after a while near tubes in Medbay
>realise the vow of silence is no longer in effect
>casually drop the N-bomb as my first word ever
>the emergency shuttle is here
>slip on lube several times at Medbay
>reunite with clown at the shuttle
>SUDDENLY one of the medics aboard takes a gun and shoots my brother-in-honks
>quickly take a picture before jumping in between them
>reach for my bottle and smash it over the doctor's head
>stab him with a bottle shard before he gets up and riddles me with his pistol
>as I'm finally dying for real, hear one final thanks from the clown
>and everything is right in the world again
4-Dont remember much but here the security guard got fed up with the clown and shot him to death and the mime (now cloned and alive again) defends the clown (awee).
After a chaotic struggle of everyone versus 1 guy with a gun, the sec guy is defeated and curbstomped to death. pic below
>in a long and harsh battle against the blob menace, the crew finally prevails
>our captain congratulates everyone on the victory
>be warden
>clown is using full access he received during the times of crisis to be a nuisance
>prod him with my batong a few times and threaten to take his ID, but ultimately leave him be
>cap announces his departure to Cryo Storage, calls me over to the Bridge to hand over the High-Risk Items
>I am now the Acting Captain of this station
>the chef announces a giveaway of burgers at the Bar
>arrive and try to teach him how to use the EFTPOS while enjoying my free burger
>the clown barges in, armed with an ion rifle
>my cop reflexes kick in
>throw an EMP grenade his way to disarm him
>GREATLY underestimate its AoE
>all of the airlocks drop and the lights go completely out
>the entire room is now pitch black
>turn on a flashlight on my PDA to be able to see my own feet at least
>the clown is right next to me
>he keeps sparking and fumbling around with something
>it's... OH SHIT HE'S GOT A GUN
>sparks, stumbles, shoots himself and falls over
>drag him out, see a confused crowd outside
>turns out cluwne's robotic limb is malfunctioning, hand him over to the nearest medics
>the crew begins to ask questions about the entire ordeal
>Medbay personnel informs the public about bullet shrapnel they took out of the clown's body
>clown was patched up but his soul has already departed
>begin to question myself
>"I didn't want this"
>bring the clown over at Cryo Storage
>"it was my actions that led to these consequences"
>he joins Captain in his eternal sleep
>"I am at fault"
>the guilt is unbearable
>the crew demands answers over the radio
>John Hardt the Engineer is being the biggest provocateur of them all
>snap, threaten to silence everyone who even so much as brings up this topic as means to cope
>they don't comply
>as I'm now in charge, send a station-wide announcement and set John to arrest
>the shuttle is scheduled to arrive soon
>search the station for John with no result
>head towards Evac, holding an egun just in case
>lag out
>find myself aboard the Emergency Shuttle
>John is standing right next to me with my gun in his hands
>quickly disarm him and take it back
>he calls me a dick and tells me that he shouldn't have brought me along
>chase him around the shuttle with crew constantly getting in the way
>it departs
>finally catch and arrest him
>as I drag him inside of Shuttle Brig, a MD runs in and drags John out before he could be buckled
>everybody rises up to defend John
>the REAL battle begins
>it's me vs. everyone now
>flashbangs and taser strings fly
>the crowd is closing in on me
>take refuge at Shuttle Bridge
>the revolutionaries are trying to hack the airlock
>egun and batong are out of charge, resort to lethals
>shoot my laser gun at the gang in hopes of dispersing it
>they break in
>run out of the second airlock
>the shuttle arrives at CentCom
>surrounded, tackled and disarmed
>let out a final scream of mercy before getting brutally lynched
Watch this event unfold right before your eyes! (see the Attachments below, cuz it looks like embedded GIFs are not a thing here)1- Me and mister bartender open up an honest small bussiness of knock off mickey Dee´s.
Despite our amazing work ethic we didnt have any clients at all.
At the end a wild pack of mice invaded us and mister bartender tried to kill them by shooting at them with his shotgun (thought i had a screenshot but no).
We got closed by the health department and die in the strees.
Also:
holy cow Slobbermutt is fucking RIPPED!
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You legend putting the gif together, that mouse chase was some of the funniest shit
Well that explains the shrapnel medical found, rip
Also please don't ever stop posting your recaps, they're legit some of the best content in this thread
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The SS14 subreddit has graciously self-polled to show us the % of the furry menace infesting the game:
(46+32)/100=0.408 or 40.8%
Can't archive plebbit sadly.
@Null if you ever wondered how many furry faggots there are in spacemen... Now you have an answer. when the troon poll comes I don't know but I hope it's 41%.
(46+32)/100=0.408 or 40.8%
Can't archive plebbit sadly.
@Null if you ever wondered how many furry faggots there are in spacemen... Now you have an answer. when the troon poll comes I don't know but I hope it's 41%.
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Any chance for a Sunday/weeknight sked, lads? Some of us can't do Saturday night 
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We probably could, just wouldn't have an admin.Any chance for a Sunday/weeknight sked, lads? Some of us can't do Saturday night
ETA: I can be on in a few if anyone wants to goof around, say like 30 min or any time today after as of now.
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41% lolz. You can't make this shit up
We used to have gaming sessions on Wednesday before, too bad fewer and fewer people could show up at those as time went on. There is however a growing demand for Sunday sessions but I think @geckogoy said he himself wouldn't be able to show up at them.Any chance for a Sunday/weeknight sked, lads? Some of us can't do Saturday night
That being said, server is online 24/7 so we could theoretically self-organize to play at Sundays.
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Sometimes I hate you people
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I actually wanna get on rn to practice roles. i want to get better at cooking for the Station.
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What the fuck does "unsure" mean? "I spent 3k on a mascot outfit and I like to fuck roadkill but I'm not entirely sure if I qualify"?
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The average person who plays SS14 is kind of retarded. Please forgive them.
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What about execute rather than forgive, it'd pretty much be an act of mercy to them given they're a terminal level of retarded
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Is griffing a problem at all during off hours? Can't imagine too many of the usual SS13 troll retards know or care about Kiwi Station.
I could probably hop on occasionally on a Sunday/weeknight or even during the day. I am a bit of a noob still and mostly played /tg/ rules, so I could use some practice...
And lowpop can be cozy, but there's nothing like a game with a full server.
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3 epic based gamers on right now, will try to add stories later.
Not really no.
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Updates
edit: since I am working on this tonight I will start a running log of additional changes
- (july 29) screenshots should work in hotkey mode and for borgs now
- cloning fixed again (should finally not need people to re-enter corpse to scan (for real this time))
- (july 30) shifted comms verbs to the right, f3 = ooc, f4 = say, f5 = me (formerly f2=ooc, f3=say, f4=me)
edit: since I am working on this tonight I will start a running log of additional changes
- merged @HahaYes PR fixing internal organ transplants to reject properly (also blood sample is no longer optional for organ printer)
- for instance organ rejection between species should be brutal (ie nigger organs in people)
- merged @HahaYes PR modifying chemistry/medical mapping (i added some additional window shutters to this myself though)
- turns out ai spawning was broken by the cloning updates, fixed that (instead of finishing what I was actually working on)
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