- Joined
- Mar 1, 2021
Final nuke round - A green story edition:
>Begin set up
>Captain Jared Ramirez on deck (SIR YES SIR
)
>Disturbing reports of our HOP being a cat person come in over common
>Air somehow feels far more dangerous than usual (:^))
>Everyone starts hearing eerie music play over the station speakers (:^^^^^^))
>My PDA fucking explodes out of nowhere, at least I've still got my ID this time
>AI reports space muslims are inbound
>Ramirez and I both disregard these insane claims, muslims were wiped out centuries ago
>Blacks are busy hollering over common demanding guns from the armory
>Query with central if it's even legal to have a cat person as an HOP given they're less than human
>Said furry HOP starts talking mad shit over command channel, dares us to kill him
>2 minutes later it's confirmed the cat was curb stomped by sec officer Tyrone
>Finish set up, Ramirez yells there's nuke operatives at the bridge
>Shit it's fucking go time
>Sprint up towards the bridge with the aim to sneak around to the armory
>Run straight into a nukie almost immediately because I am retarded and wouldn't know what stealth was if it hit me square in the face
>Get shot twice, sprint up into maintenance near the dorms, nukie is right behind me
>Hide in the shadows, nukie turns around and leaves
>Holy close call
>Manage to get into the sec lobby
>Run face first into the same nukie from before again
>He just... runs off? Guess he was out of ammo
>Run up into the armory, explosions ringing out across the station
>Ramirez is still alive along with Tyrone and roboticist Hugh
>Grab a shotgun and get back down to the lobby
>Hallway is a firing line, complete death trap. Tyrone is already downed
>Hugh wanders into the hall and is absoltuely fucking gunned down in 3 seconds flat
>I get shot again by a stray nukie bullet that flies through the glass
>Ramirez guns down the nukie in the hall
>We both move back up further into sec, Ramirez drags Tyrone up with us
>Weld external facing doors shut in the surrounding rooms of sec so we don't get ambushed
>Got swiss cheese holes in my body, fuck I don't feel so good boss
>AI reports nukies are now down in engineering
>Tyrone is FUCKING DEAD
>Looks like it's just Ramirez and I left
>Ramirez makes the call to storm engineering and we both move down to attack
>Firelocks are dropped, nukies must have breached it
>Switch on my magboots just as Ramirez opens the firelock and gets dragged down into the lobby as air floods into the room
>FUCK
>Run after him, he got flung all the way down to the second set of lobby airlocks (based ZAS)
>Nukie is on the other side of the sliding door, also downed from the sudden repressurisation
>Get Ramirez back on his feet, immediately get between him and the nukie, captain must be protected at all costs
>I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO SYNDICATE CUCK
>Nukie and I both open fire
>Sink a grand total of two shotgun slugs into the fucker before I get shot six feet under
>Keel over and die from boolets overload
>Managed to give Ramirez enough cover for him to finish the second nukie off without getting critically injured
>THE CAPTAIN LIVES
>EndlessVoid.png
>Suddenly pulled back to the mortal plane
>Ramires drags me back on my feet in the OR, what a legend
>Both move up to medbay lobby where all my shit is
>He starts to say something while I'm getting some decency back and putting my clothes back on
>Nukie rocks up into medbay lobby
>Jared Ramirez says, "You died rather epicly I am afraid to say"
>Immediately get shot again, drop like a sack of shit and pass out
>Fade in and out of consciousness for the next 10 minutes, vaguely recognise ERT personnel and Ramirez
>Both of who patch my sorry ass up again, final nukie is dead and gone
>Finally can stand on my own after a bit, Ramirez heads out to recover other fallen crew
>ERT man John Halo sticks around, doors to the lower half of medbay are fucked
>Deconstruct them and get them out of the way, immediate pain from boolet shrapnel
>Scream in pain and fall over again from a lack of blood
>John Halo back to the rescue
>Get given some blood and end up strapped to a roller bed
>Halo grabs pretty much everything you need for surgery, shoves it in a freezer and drags me over to arrivals
>HRT armour donned ERT member Ryan Mueller is lining up fuel tanks in the chapel while Halo is reading up on how to do surgery with his handy dandynotebook manual
>NothingWrongHere.mp4
>Shuttle shows up, Halo pulls me into the cockpit
>Get fed painkillers and tabled, it's real ghetto surgery hours
>HRT man comes in and starts demanding his share of the painkillers
>Halo starts working on pulling shrapnel out of my chest
>Pauses halfway through to read the manual again
>He falls the fuck over as the shuttle comes to an abrupt halt
>A bomb immediately explodes somewhere in centcom
>"John halo must leave it to other doctors now" - he says as he burns my chest shut and leaves
>Get off the table and slowly crawl out of the shuttle
>You wanna put a bangin' donk on it
>Begin set up
>Captain Jared Ramirez on deck (SIR YES SIR
)>Disturbing reports of our HOP being a cat person come in over common
>Air somehow feels far more dangerous than usual (:^))
>Everyone starts hearing eerie music play over the station speakers (:^^^^^^))
>My PDA fucking explodes out of nowhere, at least I've still got my ID this time
>AI reports space muslims are inbound
>Ramirez and I both disregard these insane claims, muslims were wiped out centuries ago
>Blacks are busy hollering over common demanding guns from the armory
>Query with central if it's even legal to have a cat person as an HOP given they're less than human
>Said furry HOP starts talking mad shit over command channel, dares us to kill him
>2 minutes later it's confirmed the cat was curb stomped by sec officer Tyrone
>Finish set up, Ramirez yells there's nuke operatives at the bridge
>Shit it's fucking go time
>Sprint up towards the bridge with the aim to sneak around to the armory
>Run straight into a nukie almost immediately because I am retarded and wouldn't know what stealth was if it hit me square in the face
>Get shot twice, sprint up into maintenance near the dorms, nukie is right behind me
>Hide in the shadows, nukie turns around and leaves
>Holy close call
>Manage to get into the sec lobby
>Run face first into the same nukie from before again
>He just... runs off? Guess he was out of ammo
>Run up into the armory, explosions ringing out across the station
>Ramirez is still alive along with Tyrone and roboticist Hugh
>Grab a shotgun and get back down to the lobby
>Hallway is a firing line, complete death trap. Tyrone is already downed
>Hugh wanders into the hall and is absoltuely fucking gunned down in 3 seconds flat
>I get shot again by a stray nukie bullet that flies through the glass
>Ramirez guns down the nukie in the hall
>We both move back up further into sec, Ramirez drags Tyrone up with us
>Weld external facing doors shut in the surrounding rooms of sec so we don't get ambushed
>Got swiss cheese holes in my body, fuck I don't feel so good boss
>AI reports nukies are now down in engineering
>Tyrone is FUCKING DEAD
>Looks like it's just Ramirez and I left
>Ramirez makes the call to storm engineering and we both move down to attack
>Firelocks are dropped, nukies must have breached it
>Switch on my magboots just as Ramirez opens the firelock and gets dragged down into the lobby as air floods into the room
>FUCK
>Run after him, he got flung all the way down to the second set of lobby airlocks (based ZAS)
>Nukie is on the other side of the sliding door, also downed from the sudden repressurisation
>Get Ramirez back on his feet, immediately get between him and the nukie, captain must be protected at all costs
>I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO SYNDICATE CUCK
>Nukie and I both open fire
>Sink a grand total of two shotgun slugs into the fucker before I get shot six feet under
>Keel over and die from boolets overload
>Managed to give Ramirez enough cover for him to finish the second nukie off without getting critically injured
>THE CAPTAIN LIVES
>EndlessVoid.png
>Suddenly pulled back to the mortal plane
>Ramires drags me back on my feet in the OR, what a legend
>Both move up to medbay lobby where all my shit is
>He starts to say something while I'm getting some decency back and putting my clothes back on
>Nukie rocks up into medbay lobby
>Jared Ramirez says, "You died rather epicly I am afraid to say"
>Immediately get shot again, drop like a sack of shit and pass out
>Fade in and out of consciousness for the next 10 minutes, vaguely recognise ERT personnel and Ramirez
>Both of who patch my sorry ass up again, final nukie is dead and gone
>Finally can stand on my own after a bit, Ramirez heads out to recover other fallen crew
>ERT man John Halo sticks around, doors to the lower half of medbay are fucked
>Deconstruct them and get them out of the way, immediate pain from boolet shrapnel
>Scream in pain and fall over again from a lack of blood
>John Halo back to the rescue
>Get given some blood and end up strapped to a roller bed
>Halo grabs pretty much everything you need for surgery, shoves it in a freezer and drags me over to arrivals
>HRT armour donned ERT member Ryan Mueller is lining up fuel tanks in the chapel while Halo is reading up on how to do surgery with his handy dandy
>NothingWrongHere.mp4
>Shuttle shows up, Halo pulls me into the cockpit
>Get fed painkillers and tabled, it's real ghetto surgery hours
>HRT man comes in and starts demanding his share of the painkillers
>Halo starts working on pulling shrapnel out of my chest
>Pauses halfway through to read the manual again
>He falls the fuck over as the shuttle comes to an abrupt halt
>A bomb immediately explodes somewhere in centcom
>"John halo must leave it to other doctors now" - he says as he burns my chest shut and leaves
>Get off the table and slowly crawl out of the shuttle
>You wanna put a bangin' donk on it
